The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 27, 1920, Page 17

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THE SEATTLE STAR PAGE 17 — DOINGS OF THE DUFFS— Tom Had an Ax to Grind. —By ALLMAN ar Seattle * mi : ‘Tom, | WANT You To Mest P iia fj . sh re raed Doc wacue's! THe V/( ti vetey Glad I kay | ADT RANe HES SOME] Yas, BUT | Guess A SAY, poc. Wows E| On,Gee! 1 Cant * aoe ey r ye VALIER I! Yours ALL RIGHT AT | Tue Quuces ror A [| HeLp You ovr OT Caltvee' beet pene) Bocreeh ey 7 ar poc.-come of | LIrTLe PERSCRIPTION (™ A horse = Ya 3 j { 1 GONG ‘Yo TAKE. 1 oy ome OF ee x / You To LUNCH To Show err | fey - f You MY WEART IS By Mabel Cleland 3 a) si H “ r orear scorr No! {4 CECTAIMIN INDEBTED "To You FoR THs Prte. LONG AND CIGARS AAD wreeTHING! = | i | Page 61 q SAILOR STORY “ ( J ‘VIP ran tnto the house ahead; “Now, the second mate of this of daddy, shouting the giad| brig seems to have had a bad temper, And a bad temper ts one “Uncle Ned te here, Perey, and dangerous thing to carry around Bee come to stay a whole week!” with you, believe me! This par Joyous news! Unole Ned (who| ticular one seems to have been wWean't anybody's real uncle) came the sulky, quiet kind. Up from San Francisco about once! “Anyway, this ts what came & year, coming always with 4 of it: _ of jolly, good Mories, the kind) One of the saflors either sald or Wid Liked best—"Fifteen-men-on- 4i¢ something which stirred up Sxlead-man's chest” sort of stories: | tii old Tr ; what David called nice and horrt|‘"* cid temper. ‘The quarrel o< te curred in the morning. All day long the sullen mate sat looking out te sea—brooding, brooding. “I guess his thoughts ran Uke this—"Who in the mischief does he think ts running this boat, any way? I'm master bere Can't They beard his big, rumbdty faugh as he puffed up the stops, nd were upon him with eager qQuestionings before he had fairly fotten his breath, and told Mother Dear she was getting prettier —By LEO ITS FROM MAMA- SHE hand me any stuff like that. Tu Grandcaoiers hand with some | Conch him to hand « deal Uke that Ne tahoe | SAD HER House FoR. Sue WAT. wa m0 { - | ag coped genie Tolbupe,” he| “Abd ail the time he got madder NEwS FOR You PAID FOR (T Ae ekae eon be Fumbled, “I've a story that willl ct, he got them #0 frowned, to COMING TO STéy WITH US FOR ME keep you awake nights for a week True? Well, I like that. Did I ever tell you anything that wasn’t 4 ff true? Go on, slave drivers! Have a lttle 7 on @ fat . can't bang gee seemed mean enough / you? | i | “Mut at last an evf Nght came inte a bong eyes and he crept aft, when no breath, “once upon a time, a long looking, and climbed into time ago, when people sometimes Dis wean tell crer tee Gene sed to use their tempers and get furiously angry, and when they didn't like to wait for the law to * Punish an enemy, but dealt out their own punishment in thetr Own way, a little ship set sail from Ban Francisco. | “Her crew numbered fourteen men. The weather was fair and they were having a very calm sort of voyage with plenty of time for fun and chaff among the sail) """S, peor caller wae never seen agein.” <9) aeeeet APVENTURES | athe TWIN » PHIL FROG’S DREAM PHIL FROG’S CLOTHES gether, The madder he got the WHERE IS TT? more he wanted to get even with the sailor, So he thot and thot UNTIL SHE FINDS ANOTHER PLACE a YES, eyes glittering with hatred, bru the rope ladder T CAN'T COME ovr Now-+-TM TAN AY Nancy held one sleeve and Nick the other, and off came r , Mr. Frog’s coat, ancy and Nick and Mr. Rubedub,, So Nancy beld one sterve and Nick the other, and off came Mr Frog's coat. “Please handle it care fully,” he begged. “It's old and full of holes.” And when he took off | his white shirt, he asked the same thing. But all the time he didn’t Jook as tho he was worrying much jabout having to wear bis old clothes | so long. | Later when the twins brought | Phil's suit and boiled shirt to him, }all darned and nicely pressed, what | was their surprise to see Mr. Frog | jal Greased in a brand-new sult and jsbirt, and fine kid gloves, ready to | depart for the Land-Where Spring Is - | Coming. | | | “Excuse my Uttle joke,” he smiled, | “but you see I do my own tailoring | As soon as I wear out my top| clothes, I peel them off and have a| fine, new suit and shirt underneath .|to take thetr piace. Good-bye, 1| m And off he SUE You FoR BY THORNTON W. BURGESS as : i CRAGHING UP. Grandfather Frog Loses a Race \ i ee ° ps ha RANDFATHER FROG and his; Away hurried the Merry Little cousin, Old Mr. Toad, had had a| Breeses and told this to Grandfathe id out It ali came about by| Frog, and of course, Grandfather Rabbit's saying that Old Mr.| Frog In his turn grew tndignant and Toad wae smarter for his age than| said some more things about his Grandfather Frog. The Merry Little cousin, Old Mr. Toad. Finally, Blacky Breezes of Old Mother West Wind) the Crow, who had heard all about told Grandfather Frog what Peter the quarrel, proposed that they settie Rabbit had said. Now, Grandfather! the question once for all by having Frog will never admit that he is a race on the Green Meadows. growing old. | That was the funniest race that . “Poohr said he; “my cousin, Old| wae ever seen. Grandfather Frog ‘Mr. Toad, lives on the land, and I/and Old Mr. Toad, each puffed up live in the water, but I can travel | faster on land than he can.” shouted Billy Mink. | world that frightens Mr. Toad, it 1s|ow people and forest folk, for nebed | President Sends commerce, vice R. 8. Meadows, @P | 16 you value your watch, let | gainer peat ir premre gee “ lackanake is | crc 1 ead of Grand pointed director. ‘Hurry up, Old Mr. Toad, hurry the suspicion that Mr, Blackanal is | cromeed the line ahead of Grand 4 . . } . a vie Hane oe oat oe up!” shouted Johnny Chuck. anywhere near, When he heard Pe-|fathor Frog. And the joke of it all| in Nominations | ©!ver Pau! Hopkins, Pennsytvania, | repair Next to Liberty Old Mr. Toad and tel) him what Poor old Mr. Toad did his best,|ter Rabbit shout that, h ot all|is that he didn't stop then; he Just! wagHINGTON, May 27, —The|t® b@ second assistant director, | = ~ Grandfather Frog had aid, and, of course, Old Mr. Toad was indignant, very indignant, indeed. “It i» no euch thing,” mid Old Mr ‘Toad. “My cousin, Grandfather Frog, | fe growing foolish in bis old age.” pureau of foreign and domestic | president sent the following nomina-| merce, vice Herring, appointed first assitsant director but In spite of all he could do, Grand- about the race; he forgot ¢ thing | kept on gol with funny, funny father Frog was winning the race.|except that he must get away from | hops until Peter Rabbit caught up ‘Then Peter Rabbit, out of pure mis-| Mr. Blacksnake, He just went twice | with him and told him it was all a chief, shouted: “Look out, Mr. Toad, | as fast as he was going before, and | joke. here comes Mr. Blackanake!” the first thing he knew he heard a Mr. Toad heard him. Now, if there| great shout from all the {ittle my is any one thing in all the wide, wide | ———- ; ™ % Eldred Herring, of District GET. WISE TO SEVEN REALTORS left Wednes. |of Columbia, to be first assistant di Py xO @ay for Kansas City/ where they |rector bureau of foreign and domestic will attend national convention of Association of Real Estate Boards, yesterday: See attics Maman’ Xt] ‘The first systematic attempt to Mont, vice Srank 3 foster wild game was made in 1860 1. : |by Judge J. D. Caton in a park at JOttawa, 11 Next story: Grandfather Frog Has ® Grouch. 15¢ 15c¢ 15¢ 15¢ 15¢ 15c 15c A 15¢ Fine Lunch ed 15¢ With 15 18¢| BEST | 45. bo COFFEE | 15- 15¢ and Real 18c 15¢ sional 1B. 15c} HOYT'S | 15c 15¢ | 322 Pike at 4th 1 15¢ That was the funniest race| eper seen. | and swelled out with indignation, | stood with their front toes on the edge of a line which Johnny Chuck | had drawn, Blacky the Crow sat in the top of a butternut tree as juc “Are you ready?” asked Blacky Crow. Grandfather Frog and Old Mr. Toad said they were ready. “Got aid Blacky. Off started Grandfather Frog and Ol4 Mr. Toad. Grandfather Frog's | lege are longest, and in a few min-| utes he was ahead of Old Mr. Toad. | Such a funny race an it waa! All the Vancouver, Winnipes, Pyramid , and you dhould get relief for | itching, bleeding or protrud- ing piles or hemorrhoids. Ne matter bow long of how severely you have drug RELIEVES | DISTRESSED | Cal-o-cide positively |e quick relief iS TO M A © HS and Its. mnetrates the ‘ Sa 3 <n | each package for Stubborn ‘Auldrug vores 35. Medco Dayton Obie ’ aa oe <1!Two Minutes | rioie’sae (i Vhy suffer the discomforts ana) embarrassments of a Gottre? ©. G.C. preparation for goitre has bene fied many, small expenditure 0.G.C. when property applied gives satis factory resa) fF your mooey will be relunded, 0, G.C. [4 sald direct. by mail only. Write for booklet. “Ge &, Grandfather Frog, go it!” We Never Close ° HO og : Uttle meadow and forest people ran|| 1 5¢ 15c Address Dept. C ay “ C |: . d FOOT ARSOLUTELY HARMLESS 008 Second Ave, f Meng ante the two racers and 0.0.6. CHEMICAL COMPANY 12 Third Ave alo°cide remeoy eho : Pah shouted encouragement. 15¢ 15¢ 15¢ 15¢ 15¢ Seely, Washington | COR UNIVERSITY Parse hap Swift's ane Otter General Agent, i oe —— use A

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