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én Pre aT s THE DOINGS OF THE DUFFS by Olive T wis SAY, Wevea, 1cuess lt oe | werto,cnarrey! Wave: | You DONT SELL Tr DID oberts Our RuPRER STock ~ We CAM TAKE | You Snut GOT Your. |You? | Just Came FROM A SmaAiL PROFIT AND GET OUT ALL | cob ISLAND RUBBERS’ THERE AND tr WENT RIGHT- "THis WAG TS GETTAG ON move Ws «seat A | up Twenty Pours MY NERVES ~ I Huwk Nha Seat PT | papaya TOK AUD GET A Good WorT’s resent: BeTIER Sent tT MGHT GO Docror, V’0 LS Luke To HAVE. A LITTLE PRoFrT MY HEAD EXAMWED + —— Mrs. Alligator was at the door when Mr. Alligator arrived with Nancy and Nick. | Mrs. Alligator was at the door Nick assured them hastily, “Our toy © when Mr, Alligator arrived with|monkey ran away and we're just " veae.(Dunting for him.” Then he told| Beene and Nick. She was all Gress | so our Jocko, and the Magical Mush e@ up, with bracelets on her arms/room, and sowed the alligators their and beads around her neck, as tho | Green Shoes | she were expecting company Mr Alligator introduced the twins and then asked them in It-was a very fashionable house, far more elegant than the giraffe's | or the elephant’s. When their host saw them looking around, he ex Plained that they were the society leaders of Topsy-Turvy Land. “But,” 1 CANT FIND ' WY rEY ANYPLACE NOT ~ TELL ‘EM wilt You SENO IT To DUMP IT ON UP RIGHT Away ? TH’ STREET TW’ MEN ARE they exclaimed at that.| “That's another word we cant em | |dure. But never mind, you can’t} help it. And now you'll be wanting to meet the children, so please be/ seated and we'll send for them.” Mr. Alligator set two fashionable chairs for the little visitors and one for his wife, before sitting down | he went on, heaving a great sigh,| himself. The twins kept wondering | “there's nothing in it. That's what I| why he wiped his nose so much with | ‘want to talk to you about, the trou- his great pocket handkerchief, until | Ble we got into trying to be fashion-| he explained that he was crying tn- able, and having the children get up| side of him. | im the world. But before I ask your} “They say alligator tears arent aavice, will you answer one ques real.” he declared. “but mine are.| thon? You don't happen to be hunt-| When you hear our story you'll feel | ‘ers, do you?” jlike crying, too, I'm sure. Did you! “Yes, we are! sald Nancy quickly,|bring your pocket handkerchiefs | ‘without thinking. jalong?" | and Mrs} “Yes,” said the twins searching in| Are|their pockets, “they're right here.” “What!” shrieked Mr. Alligator together. “Hunters! we never to be safe?" So Mr, Alligator began. “Oh, not that kind of hunters,” (Copyright, 1920, N. By BLOSSER WELL UE CAN-UE JUST GETS RUEUMATISM W US KNEES AW! fr RAWS RIGKT ATTERWURDS! YA KNOW WHAT SUM? AN GRANDDA CAN MAKE IT RAIN BY THORNTON W. BURGESS D Granny Fox and Reddy Fox starting for the Old Brier Patch, as “were down on the Green Mead Granny Fox had hoped he would, he | hunting for some of the Field-; *tarted In the opposite direction. He| was running straight back to the Sweet Clover Patch. | Now, Peter had been #o often to} the Sweet Clover Patch that he had | worn little paths to it, and it was along one of these that he was run ning. But Peter waa very careful} where he atepped, for he was watch- ing out for the sharp little spears of | Prickly Porky which he had scat | tered there. But Granny Fox knew nothing about Peter Rabbit's idea or Prickly Porky’s sharp little spears, and she came flying along the Lttie path as fast as she could run, and that ts} very fast, indeed. She was almost | within reach of Peter when she felt or Reddy. Just then Peter /4 sharp pain in one foot. It hurt so most unconcerned way began | that she fell and rofled over and over. in their direction. Granny Fox | Then she sat up and looked at her| Reddy down beside her, and|foot. What do you think she found? h lay as flat as possible in| Why, one of Prickly Porky's little grads, Presently Peter spears! Reddy Fox came up and ‘stopped and turned his back to them. | pulled {t out for her, Just a little| “Reddy, you crawl around until| way off, in the middle of the Sweet | you are between him and the Old|Clover Patch, sat Peter Rabbit, | Brier Patch, and then wel surely | watching them and grinning. Reddy atch him,” whispered Granny Fox. | «round his teeth and started up the So Reddy Fox crawled thru the little path. Then he stopped abrupt: | Jong meadow grass until he was be-|!y; he had found more of Prickly | Peter Rabbit and the Old | Porky's little spears. Patch. Then, very cautiously,| Reddy went back to Granny Fox my Fox began to steal up behind |“I believe that Prickly Porky ts up Rabbit. there in the Sweet Clover Patch with | ‘Now, alt this ttme Peter wan,just| Peter Rabbit. Let's go home, Gran- (pretending. He had seen Reddy Fox | ny.” said he (creep off and knew just exactly; And while Granny Fox limped off he was hiding. Aitho his back | With Reddy close at her heels, Peter to Granny Fox, he was watching | Rabbit sat in the Sweet Clover Patch | all the time, for, you know, Peter | and laughed softly. And up on the fee behind him without turning | hill sat Johnny Chuck watching, and head. When Granny Fox had got | he was laughing, too. near as Peter thought was safe, | Next story: Peter Rabbit's Big) Cousin. | started to run. But instead of | 350 Ill With Flu i ere C ROUP : Spasmodic croap Te in Village of 425 : ‘one applica KEENE, N. 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