The Seattle Star Newspaper, January 26, 1920, Page 13

points high: @ pan of the vidual 1 field THE SEATTLE STAR—-MONDAY, JANUARY 26, 1920. DOINGS OF THE DUFFS ‘TOM, | Mus TELL Nov A Good Joke 1 WEARD TODAY ~ A GIRL RemarKED TO A PELLOW WHAT FASCINATING EVES HE HAD- THE FELLOW SAID HE HAD BYES LIKE HIS MOTHER AND THE GIRL SAID, ‘On| See,VovRE fp 1 SUPPOSE IT WOULD AlmMosrT KiLt You “To LAUGH AT A JoKe | TOLD - You WAVE SUCH AM ADVANCED IDA OF HUMOR | PRESUME ~ Wei EVERYBODY ——, IN “THE PLACE LAUGHED [~ When TT WAPPENED OF THE TWINS by Olive Roberts Barton GOOSIE GANDER IN TROUBLE on down to the pond You'll To Be Polite Tom Should H. ve Laughed Anyway SOME MEA Never WANT TO GIVE THEIR WIVES CREDIT FoR SAYING ANYTHING CLEVER. — AT THAT | BeLieve | GoT THAT STORY MIXED UP~ __=By ALLMAN “TOM, IGOT “MAT STORY WRONG - Tue FELLOW SAID WE. HAD EYES LiKe. tls FATHER AND THE GieL SAID HE WAS PoP-evep! “Stast.att" } “Ge What lost Nick and Nancy listened Mit be? their Monkey, calling? It didn’t Uke him. They slipped on their green shoox thinking they might have a new ad sound Klagled ‘Tillie. » they hurried on | the shore in some reeds they “Statat,” 4 _Por-eveo"l { leseialialaall Pg 1 Don'r see ANNTHING FUNNY ABovT THAT Baw 1 sticking out. head anxiously ie Gander!" cried What are you hiding for want ust Nick De you “Lve called away P Venture, and Nancy tucked — the ree.” aiid Gounte MAgical mushroom into her pocket. everybody, but they all go “ "Stet-st!" it came again from the Will you help me? direction of the pond “Sure we will, What's wrong Bill Blackbird was Goosie blushed and drew back fur ing and chuckling “[-haven't any clothes on,” she “What is that calling, Bil?" “They picked flying past ther | said hastily all the a GOLLY - IT MIGHT BE LATE I'LL GRAB A Quick BREAKFAST - ANNIG ALWAYS USED TO WIND TH’ CLOCK BEFORE SHE LEFT ME a GtE-, OION'T WIND TH’ CLOCK-1 Ww WHAT TIME IT 1S 2 ae “II haven't any clothes on,” he | geese today and I haven't a feather | on as ax a pin. It's dreadful.” . ge!” said Nancy kindly “Retter go down to the pond and fee,” said Bill, hurrying away Bo they started to follow Bill's ad | ¥ice. On the way they passed Pat| “Of course, we'll help you. The Idea} too, was laughing fit to/of that silly ¢ toad laughing. She hasn't any fee on, All she's * they are ugly ot w ve I cold I'm all sticking up in| the matter, Pat . said e meekly. “I “Just go down to the pond and seer’ was all that Pat would say | Further on they passed Tillie Toad) Nancy ran away to the house Rearly having a fit. |“Never mind! T'll be back soon with “Do tell us what's wrong’ begged | some clothes,” #h Ned opyright. I'm # lumps.” FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS GEE, ALEK=Youve ) GOT A BIG LUND ON VER EAD — WUT You IN AY vue FIGHT ¢ yr FIGHT ? BUT SoMEBooY MUSTA HIT You, ME = TWASAT FIGHTIN’ AT ALL- IT WO? AN Guesses the Truth BY THORNTON W. BURGESS (Copyright, 1920, by T. W. E BILLY MINK had known that; killed. So had set a trap he had been discovered by the | henhouse. That night the rats | under whose woodpile he was | the house were noisier than ever. For > living, it is probable that he would « while the farmer forgot Billy Mink ) have moved on in search for new ad-| trying to think of some way to get Yentures just as soon as the Black rid of those rats, Then his thought ‘ Shadows had crept out across the | came back to Billy Mink, and alj in barnyard that night. But Billy didn’t a flash be understood why those rats know. He had been living there so | had deserted the big barn and come ‘gomfortabiy that he had grown 4 | over to the house | ‘Wittle careless; otherwine he never) “It Was that mink! he exclaimed WOuld have ventured out in broad | right out loud daylight. | “What are you talking about?” de ) Phat night he decided he would | M4anded his wife, whom he had awak another chicken for dinner, so |*ned from a nap, | M2. PAL, BEFORE You TAKE OFF ‘OUR. COAT | wou! UKE To ‘TALK To You WHY THE SARCASTIC “GOOD MORNING? 2 WHERE HAVE Yoo BEEN ALL MORNING? —By BLOSSER en ON Top oF SLIM, AN' T Forgor To Word fan over to the henhouse, intend: | ‘ing to slip thru the hole in the dark | @orner, just as he had done the night | before. But the minute Billy poked “That mink I saw today going un-! der the woodpile, the one who killed the chicken last night,” replied the |; farmer. “That fellow must have |” “ mere been living around here for his nose thru that hole, he knew time, and he chased those rats t of the barn There ian't a doubt about it, He hunted those rats in| the barn until he frightened them so they moved over here. You see, he “that something was wrong. There ® queer smell. Billy tested it carefully with his nose. It was “the man emell. That was enough to : In vege orem ae to tett tt, | C28 follow them everywhere, and} ices a trap In that henhouse, ao | Here Waa no getting away from him. | that he couldn't possibly «et | thru that hole without stepping 4wit. Right away Billy decided that | Ihe didn’t care for a chicken dinner | night. He would go back to the | big barn and try to catch a moure. | low, when the farmer had first | red Billy Mink. his one| | thought had been how to catch Bily | He knew that Billy's brown coat} | could be sold for enough to pay sev-| times over for the hen Billy had E “BAYER” ON GENUINE ASPIRIN For Lumbago, Backache,| tn teas time than it takes to tell us| Pain, Rheumatism, he found a trap in that henhouse, Stiffness The pesky robbers simply decided | ad to move, and our house was KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES CHARITED fte. SHMALTZ, J WHAT DO Y'KNOW ABOUT SULIE SITTIN’ IN THERE ENTER- TAININ' ALECK | SKHMALTZ TH’ Grocery CLERK? 4 THEATRE IF ME AN’ NOU DATE 30 SHE GOES To TH’ NOMIES Some NIGHT, HEY? CHARMED — OTTO AUTO e that mink | the chickens. would ha } | Probably he doesn’t here to the house, or elae he doesn't | know where the rats went to. If he ae ae anet te tt “ would just come over here for a as vt AL. THN — while, we would soon be rid of those | ihn, se Sheen tipadiaal™ | pests, and I would forgive him for|| i : g2 — | killing that hen.” | SCENE T- ENTITLED ‘AFRICAN Amc DE “TRIUMPHE! = _S WoW = T WOULD TAKE Aout Two) — QUARTS OF PED-EVE Toone sumPui’ une) “MAT, BUT GINCE T HAVEN'T wap EVEN & 7 dare come over relief—quickly and} insist on “Bayer * stamped with | want ‘Then Next story; The Farmer Makes Friends With Billy Mink. . * | means you| Dying Pig Battles | fare getting genuine Aspirin pre-| ° ° ribed by physicians for over Fiercely With Man| eighteen years, and proved mfe by! CATASAUGUA, Pa. Jan, 26.—~-| Hmillions of people. Howard Roeder, a motorist of Beth For a few cents you can get @|jehem, had an experience a few days| 8. “Bayer” STRIKES ME YOURE GETTIN’ AWPOL SWEET ON “THAT GROCERYy CLERK! A book written moro than 10|Non Union Fish War |Baby Hip Horn in Zoo twelve tablets, Druggists also sell here and stopped to see the farni! years ago mentions two breeds of Set dare eevee Wel ee Lae et eee on Finny Unionists|}Has Manners of Pig Jan, 26.—A fieh NEW YORK, Jan. 26,—A five fs the trade mark of Bayer Manu-|toered to shoot the animal, He put| Poultry still being raised in China facture of Monoaceticacidester of|three bullets into its side, but the| While incubators now used are the Balicylicacid : | pig refused to be counted out and) same in principle as those employed | t) card is hay-| pound pigmy hippopotamus—"a non it charged Roeder, knocking pt 4,000 years ago. hing a dinner | ruminating artiodacty ngulate ain | mammal, much ‘coe i. than its] union fish 1) giant relative and having, in fact, the am . If the f down. For 15 minutes a fierce bat-| — ne & sage time re : e ose tle was waged between the two, but [table in Philadelph finally Roeder was rescued. During | Foley’s ga union or r of the the struggle he had a shoe torn ..| Bronx zoo, the sixth specimen of its | } e la, : from one foot and was badly cut and Floney and Tar “ue” i Adl er " 1 7 k a renee ae ee ee | jus is hy “presented with a union | species ever held in eaptivity and the | 4 | ’ | label, Otherwise it earns the appella-| first to come into the world behind Hel s! |R. Crusoe’s Musket | p ¢ | Insured for $10,000 |STOPS THAT DISTRESSING ion of "and finds ite road tO | bo 6 | COUGH—checks it quickly and sure- the inevitable pot or pan almost as). sist heen ehriatened LONDON, Jan, 26.—The musket id to have been given to Alexander ly, clears the throat of phlegm and 'ocky the proverbial road to Dub-| ewe dec Brhe FIRST dose of Adler-t-ka hel irk when he was put ashore on mucus, and coate the raw, inflamed jsurfaces with a healing, soothing medi-| Sand 1 feel better today than ever.|the island of Juan Fernandez, 400 sine. (Can eat anything.” (Signed) H i ore off the Chilean Coast, has been Don’t Cough Until Weak local fish dea a hu lee towel #0 completely it Felieves | which Defoe's famous |I bad « very bad cough from having iy a tugland fisherman, retuved| Death Takes Man P New ‘ASE on the stomach or|story, “Robinson Crusoe.” The mus-|Gfippe, I thought it a good time to t * BE ceccmachs”” ecnoves foul matter ket is inscribed with the name of] ew Vinge and Tar Compound, took a similar stand, and the| Saved by Lincoln} twoned stomach for montha.|"A. Selkirk Largo, 1771." It was |@m Piped ane got ay ie, and it Fishermen's union! ST. PAUL, Minn, Jan, 26.—News 23 constipation. Prevents | purchased by Randolph Berens for [ml tans ag Marto few fot bette In retaliation, it is|of the death of Lieut, 1. 1B. 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