The Seattle Star Newspaper, January 20, 1920, Page 6

)eau’s aspiral A _ 80 to speak. 90 eaecareneecnmnltmennaiie a, sdbaeesie gaia Fhe see ne The Seattle Star per month; 2 months, 8 vin. the the state, tha, of $9.00 «per ie $450 for 6 y carrier, city, vg Choosing a President The election of Deschanel as president of France is, in x © measure, at least, a tribute to sartorial art and draw room manners. Conversely, the failure of M. Clemen- ions for the presidency is ascribed to his gh and dy” manner, and to his lack of detail in dress. r, 80 we are told, the French @an function socially, who can meet d Ad treat them to seven kinds of politeness, who can match alty in appearance, whether it be in swallow tails, Prince rts or knickerbockers; who can deliver euphonic mes Sages and speeches, who can preside at banquets with eclat, president in the What a simple thing it would be to elect a It would be un- United States for similar qualifications. ‘ Mecessary then to tax our weary heads with the fine points our Herbert Hoovers, Miles Poindexters, General Woods, Bryans, William McAdoos and the eighty-eight other eandidat: For, towering above them all, from ever) inable, and from the lofty heights of the cavalier in sch and deportment, too, is none other than our own Jim m Lewis, erstwhile of Seattle, now of Chicago. Who is we to compare with him? Beau Brummel and Chester- d combined could not outshine him, Even City er Harry Carroll yields the honors to him. _ But, alas and alack! Much as we love the French, we are tot like them in the selection of presidents. So, for the next n or eight months, we shall be deluged with literature and with platforms, with debates and with lectures, with lies and mass meetings—and, perhaps also, with disastrous tion wagers. ‘And all the while, Jim Ham is with us, ready and willing, |, with General Doesn't Port Townsend maidens made a hit Pershing, the faithful correspondents tell us. take a general to appreciate cla: ~ Shadow and Substance Hiram Johnson has come out flat-footed for the proposi- that when a man advocates overthrow of the govern- nt by violence, he should be deported or jailed, but that yy man has the inalienable right to promote such change constitutional means—free speech, free assemblage and @ franchise. Hiram is right, and it is high time that the country ok off its terror of the Bolshevik ghost and determined restore and rejuvenate the constitutional right ted equal. ‘We have recently seen, in the case of the coal strike, introduction of involuntary servitude. In Pennsylvania, Virginia and other states, federal and state constitu- have been set aside by the “vested authorities.” Both|| of congress have actually passed a measure forcing upon railroad workers. The assembly of our great- state refuses seats to members regularly elected because their affiliations. fhe trend is toward the annihilation of every right that lakes our form of government of value to free men. It is ime that it was spotted and put down as the back-fire of yy against’the promising successes of labor in se- justice and larger participation in industrial affairs. it is time the mask were stripped off the officialdom is paralyzing all our constitutional rights and will ally sacrifice them in toto. time to get back to the basic principle that political ch, opinion and action must be, shall be free, albeit violence cannot he tolerated so long as the ballot consent) is in the hands of a free people. Five members of the council, voting against the park “and airdrome bond issues, offered no explanations for their votes. They'll never qualify for the U. S. senate. Movie Magic od One of the things we are thankful to movies for is that help keep up for us the illusiens of childhood. When as well. like for president a man who i. tinguished visitors} « ' y sartorial angle Comp- of men ‘ THE EDITORIALS — EVERETT TRUE ——- AND 30 THAT'S WHAT 1 DONG. { WE'LL SAYS | x , noticed “at the at the PvT Rex; “Nothing Wilkes Hut OUR OWN MOVIE SERIAL (A Thritte Six Thrills) rit father dives into chasm to Masked Horror, from pocket a feather bed which he spreads on surface of water Masked Horror peers over brink of precipice, leveling machine gun at father, Father makes an easy target. There is no current in the Father fishes low river washore and hurries home. ashes down’ basement steps, Returns exultantly with currant in hand. Runa back to river, drops currant in water and t « the bosom of thus eluding machine M 1 Horror opens | chute and jumps. - feather bed. filled with dynamite Flash; “Ate the | do they live in T | (Contin Explosion | [Rew ROUNDS WITH bot ad or pmorroy) == . as | x _ We know a man whose uncle . ted with a fe ousin of jocomotive engineer ave pansed aan't found a per al ch yet that'll marry TODAY'S THRIFT LESSON han the litte man in his Nand? The litte man has a uikder. What is a vuilder? A builder + & man who vilds things} Vhat does he} wild? Houses| } Chix is Own Your} | wn Home Day Johnny t of that MENTAL ery person capable “4 two together and obtaining |the correct answer has been con- sclous of feeling out of sorts when the clouds hung low and the sun was } "Where docs rent bis silk hat F. F. ¢ Mayor Fits posteards cdi solameasste 6s Wee | obacured. CONCORD, N. H.—A plenic party| The gaseous envelope of atmon- at Island Pond, returning from a pheric alr surrounding the earth ts walk thru the woods, found a cow|the medium in which we have to live, | standing In the stream eating out| and It bears the same relation to the of the boat. She had eaten one| human family as the waters of tht! large loaf of bread, one pie in a| Klobe to the order of finhon pasteboard box, a 5 of fancy| ‘The alr and water are exsential to! crackers, a y of bacon, half a | the life of each in its own aphere, and | magazine and two red bathiMg caps,|the condition of the air in just as jand wae in the m of| much a factor to man as the quality ltwine, chewing it by |of water to the fish, This normal | foot. atmospheric air exerts on our bodies | |. When other cows get this appe-|a definite dynamic force or physical tite for red bathing ps «dairy! pressure of 14.7 pounds on every feeding bille will go te heights | square inch of our bodies, if wo live that the city milk distributor won't| at or near sea level, and the higher| | have to stay up late at night figur-| up we go, this atmospheric pressure! ing out a new excuse for boosting | diminishes, until on the heights of | retall prices. the Rockies It is probably two pounds) em. ’ | vund cee Household Hints The normal air prensure at seal Never try to wash the baby in an/ level in indicated by the barometer ax/ electric washing machine 30 (inches), and it decreases by an Red ants will not eat. toe. extablished neale as it A plece of pork will add much to mountain hetght« the flavor of artificial noodles. Most per P An Akron manufacturer has| mountainous ascends these | | now that ascents of aka, thousands of feet! GNGUSBH GRAMMAR a DERRESSION " BAROME of putting {al SEATTLE STAR—TUESDAY, JANUARY 20, 1920. FEATURES | On the Issue of Americanism Zhere Can Be No Compromise —By COND( T DON'T MIND_AN OCCAs SIONAC BLIP OF THE TONGUE, SINCe You BEGAN ADLY CRACKED SOMS OF THE PRINCIPAL RULES OF LANGUAGE, AND, INT@CCIRIGLEe 4 K so £ PROPOSG “THAT WE POSTPONE THIS NIGRVIEwW UNTIL APTER You HAVE GONE «4 SONe STANDARD 4/ AND THE TER ratl Fl nalty to 1 while it wt ’ tations an ba rometr sare generally grad ual, yet the tin miniature is Hk |woing up to @ great height on a mountain range. “UNCLE SAM, M. questions of emily to bygten prevention of it will be Impossible for him to anewer ques- thons of m purely personal naiure, of te vibe for individual diseases, a " will amewer, irene INFORMATION KOITOR, Washington, Te The Tail Goes With the Hide (Copyright, 1919 In this world you can't vant without getting a want Desire may be pure and unmixed, but the gratification thereof is spotted. When you got married, all you wanted was the Girl. Did you get her, alone, only and nothing else? You did not You got a mother-in-law ; o a mixed assortment of other relatives; likewise some more im- pedimenta that we will say more about, You went to school. Did you get the Training you were after? Oh, yes; and much more you were not after and didn’t want. not exist to tra its traditions,’ of superfluities. bile salesman the Gre solutes, get what ole lot you don't not any n you, but to be “true to which means teaching a deal In order to be an automo- you had to mn all about and the influences of Aryan fritzes upon the Romance thingumbobs. You enter a beanery. Do you get the \carbo-hydrates and proteins and fats you need? Yea, verily. Plus. You also buy jim- you | BY DK. FRANK CKANE | ities you must only good have the few simp’ nece have several tons of truck that i to stumble over. This is a grand and glorious Government, and long may it wave. But besides keeping the peace, which you appreciate, it does forty things you do not care for. To obtain the news you seek in the news- papers you must search thru columns of clamorous advertisements. To get the story in a novel you must read thru boundless Saharas of “literature.” To get the point in a lawyer peech you | must listen to four hours of verbal spray. You discovered that a college does | k enclitics, and Latin ablative ab- | , and the courtesy of the waiter and | smile of the hat-girl. When you attend Ckurch you may get a nickel’s worth of inspiration and light, but it comes along with seven dollars and a half’s worth of what you don’t like, don’t |need and can't use. | If you go to a hotel you pay not only for |your bed and food, but for spacious halls, obsequious bell-hops, and expensive rugs, chandeliers, and gewgaws. When a man comes into your office to tell you something he has to tell you first about 75 other things. When you buy a neighbors. When the lawyer makes your contract you find that he has put into it not only what you and the other fellow agree to do, but everything else but the kitchen stove. When you get drunk you not only obtain the desired hilarity but an assortment of pink lions and blue giraffes. So don’t complain. Everything on this globe is attended by everything else. There’s a bushel of chaff to every handful of wheat, liberty is surrounded by _ blatherskites, progress has its retinue of crazy loons, virtue has its hypocrites, you have to take prohibition and woman suffrage along with the constitution, and the League along with the Treaty. Cheer up! house you buy— | You have a house to live in. But to! The tail goes with the hide. " says that not more than] Va. TOMORROW }: ut of forty f fort O* J ary ¢ . Fer nd} On January Alvarez ¢ Duke of|France was beh Alva, a Spanish general and min-| Years old ister of wtate, died. He was a de scendant of one of the noblest fami | Wes of Spain, During eixty y ¢ against various enem! of him that t and that he for the patience urance. He » N Jackson, “ : f all” Jackeon was born aded Louis was an amiable|days later near Chancellorsville on and weak man who suffered chiefly) May 10, 1863. ins of his forebe it; bis own reign was characterized by it|® Senselers extrav: b of the people beyond met his death cour “ ond t Virginia). Jackson is u ranked as the ablest Confe al after Lee. He was shot by mistake at night by one Of his own men while making & reconnaissance during the battle jof Chancellorsville and died seven sons survived plague t y repeopled Louls XIV of He was 39 altho | ASK FOR and GET nee that taxed 1, Thomas the farnous | oe Malted Milk of the Confeder. | infants f She Coaees’| uell toliateans tak Ret enene Horlick’s-+4- The Original placed on the market rubber por.| above sea 1, res once a year, taken to the back yard and the hose turned on them. when | One of the latest and most popu lar pleces ef kitchen furniture ts a |piano player containing a compart this leasened barometer in Ju n | tieres. They have to be washed onty| Physical distrens, diff, they should be|eeneral depre and in extreme « nose and even fre © it haps th sits In marked ult breathing at the summits won bleeding at the lungs, due te preasure at when the for a consider t 4 low fellow gets to be ten or eleven and ceases to believe in tales, he has gained in wisdom, but has lost some- |ment in which dirty dishes can be| ble period, sa ‘Do you no longer believe in«fairy tales? Then go to ajnidden until morning when dinner| "ermal gauge. when | picture show and see Jack’s bean-stalk actually |!* finished late -and everybody | ae rd ¢ nue, we} grow drop from 20, the below DA. J. KR. DINTON leaps and bounds to the upper regions where the wishes to go to the movies | ne Sttoet aes lives. See Aladdin rub his wonderful lamp and pro-|\~ i happened that a definite] a free meal served on gold plates by magic slaves. ’ preasure is See the handsome prince really turned into a swan by the & and Reltite! wicked witch. j dhoeyad ation of our] The moving picture has made real to the sight what The reason has rejected. It is restoring to old eyes something ve ny An pheric| # es. 8 | re Of shorat 16 tons at asa level. | Sag we are the only ‘ou like to think you're too wise and too old for the: i drab of ai inch. Ar more, to ther ber | Seana stuff fairy tales are made of. But when your child tells, Look in the practically take vat Ex og oe Be longer believes in Santa Claus you feel a pang | Bottle . 4 ag w Vaguely you feel that increasing wisdom has robbed him to natiefy your its Msretocha, depeeusing eftea? cn ts something of the touching faith and the gorgeous vision > typ con i : of the Milk de Free Examination BEST $2.50 GLASSES on Earth one , al amingtion free inless absolutely hecessary | The secret ance nvorage adult m | w at n sustains on re 1116 FIRST AVE Hetween Spring ai become Vhone Main adj i it is of the essence of childhood. Thus do you honor the youth-born spirit of the fairy-| even while your reason scorns the substance, We believe it was Peter Pan, the boy who never grew old, who used to run away from some grown folks. 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