The Seattle Star Newspaper, December 19, 1919, Page 6

On the Issue of bi Americanism Zhere Can id dl C2 —————— — — Be No Compromise By, mail out 1.50; 6 months te of Washing per month, $4.50 for @ per year. Ny carrier, - V\EVERETT TRUE ~By CONDO ] : | Not Angels, but Still Wonderful pa eee sat RST eACRS| WE'LL SAY SO Asleep at the Switch BY DK. PRANK CRANE 19, by Frank Crane) MEAT ORDER ‘OU SENT | Cvt TO US {! WS BIND We CAN'T USE I(T f, — | Greetings! Are you going to buy : “One cannot be with children without desiring to bow > down and worship at the feet of these little ones so recently un Chit A loyed ex-service men at Ninth Mrom the divine.” Thus a dear lady who writes for one snd Pine hinge 4 . © of the woman's azines . Reformation is a matter of switching. { The soul abhors a “Don’t.” We bet she never had any children : marry Car al se ; glen’ running along one track, we switch Show us what to Do! We bet she, never associated with any children Seare nt te yA you. | to another And it é a , at's 8 ie ary el " n ¢ is important, not only to have an- Moreover, we bet that if she ever does have any children oot ' s Christmas tree That is all there is to any change in a thes track sige upon which to pe when Pheir proximity to divinity will never awe her. Ae man or his institutions; it is the method in| we jeaye the old one, but also to attend to Children are wonderful institutions, but their godliness, The Basement Real knergeti polities) revolution, business readjustment | the switch f on their saintliness, their cherubic, angelic and cherubimic Workers’ club will meet tonight to| or religious conversion. r Beg oe i traits are not what impress their parents oe Fs m ee he application It is the trick of changing over from one ta 1s mf li ed corr a Sy habit { : ; for membershi hes t* ar : 4 with a good one the attention should be con- _ Their energy, their unfailing ingenuity in dodging work aporter, but itr aged habit to another. , § ‘ their Sptimiatic impressions regarding the imperishablenes. at ‘ We all run in ruts. We are like railroad centrated upon the act itself of changing. of clothes, their ‘unfailing curiosity—all these impress The BR trains, not like automobiles, for we run on For instance, in breaking yourself of fits ts. to receive tracks. of ungovernable temper or of sulking, it is We wouldn't trade pur kids for anything else in the ree to Our mental wheels are flanged, and if we | not enough to use your imagination td arena eee | wet off the track, and don’t get on another, | depict to yourself how much better you would appear if you had poise and self- Tragedy means the victim has got one | restraint, and if you remained calm, un- track, but has not succeeded in getting on | ruffled and cheerful under all provocations; another track you must also used your imagination, and Now, when we want to break a bad habit, | your will and judgment as well, to picture oF say drinking, or idling, or gambling, or | for yourself your right course of action at - — »u* | profligacy, or ugly temper, or petulance, or the very moment of temptation. ; ewer any such thing, one trouble is that, while It is not only how to act a year from FLESH — vwnoaastane 4 r= we see clearly the track we want to go now, or when you get old, that you want from, we do not form a definite enough idea | to know and to practice, but how to act at Dow'r SEWD Bones THE | eee of the track we want t t the particul t f ti e track we ant to go to. parucular juncture © time. SIzB oe RAILROAD TIES {!! Oe ag eye yaar It is not so much ceasing the use of alco-| In other words, you must learn how to ‘ ee es hin Holic stimulants we should keep in our | throw the switch deftly, how to get sud- Hut the man’s Minds, not this negative idea, but the pleas- | denly from the old road and habit to the en highly com ure, comfort, health and vigor that come | new without running off the track. mendabt ne was trying “° from consuming wholesome and rational If you want to change successfully, con- per nourishment centrate upon the act of changing, think of AVE BEEN A wipewer = Many a man has fully made up his mind | that, study that, practice that, and do not Alien Mary ¥. Morks and Wm. W. to quit booze, but merely sticks there, “all | waste all your mora! enthusiasm in thinking " 1 marriage dressed up and nowhere to go.” how well you are going to get along after wee Be Nature abhors a vacuum. the change has been made, Mniverse, but we have no illusions regarding their innate ness. We know they prefer spending their Sunday school pen for gum; that they prefer fishing, or a robber’s cay, ; that they prefer to take a cat apart and see it yowl, than to pull this I-love-dear-pussy-her- t-is-so-warm stuff, and truth telling is not an inherited tinct, nor is reverence for property rights. Foregather with a mother some wash day, with a couple pung-uns under foot, sploshing in the suds, getting ir fingers in the wringer, firing a 12-hour string of tions, losing the clothespins in the coal bin, and nab- a sheet for a tent. Along about 3 p. m. you'll hear aternal admonition that never was intended for angels. ‘And about bedtime those sleepy, cuddly tots will be thered up, and rocked, and kissed, and loved, and loved va loved. ‘And they will fall asleep in each other's arms, and mak« believe in angels again—until daybreak tomorrow i Why didn’t id of the ria we usually are ditched. We ——AND HORCAF TER, WHGN | ' WS ORDSR SHORT RIB] KS! SEND US SOMS MEaT — ight ~ -@ = Up to Governor Hart ' The governors of the states that have not ratified the wom suffrage amendment should call their legislatures ) er and do so. =) Not that woman suffrage promises the salvation of|—— sina aan ‘ world. | fut it is important to get the woman suffrage issue of the way. The energy the women are now spending fying to get ratification, and the energy certain forces are fighting ratification, will be a total loss. The proposition is, the women are sure to get the vote, Mot in 1920, then in 1921. Then why cannot the indif- f tt governors see that it would eliminate considerable trife if they would help accomplish this ultimate end in Let's go eat at Boldt’s—uptown BY EDMUND VANCE COOKE and Aye, barb within th back with And flaur : usted ag of your head W. he mone 4 ”’ wall bp “ For I am of the ew bled. s rs . | a cook and tving in Living: | And many a time have I been stung ‘ ston, After the payment of the fee j By DR. EDWIN J. BROWN ¢ had about $3 in cha left, but Make me the subject of your wheeze | nl hat was plenty to beg nd jibe these welts about my ne r od A , k ple, and at '? ome spon, —Hozeman, Mo For I hay hed « friendly check 5s Bo, in th And I have pall the protest fees Westlake }man was or » the scorner’s tongue. Investments” choke my letter box ginning Tuesday >» alarmed over iak Sues oft the fret December 16, we will start the «| mext few weeks, instead of prolonging the ‘women’s CONSTIPATION fe that 1 Ho] Otecurely a r gate "JONAH n for months, and maybe a year? Pere | jo he lg a ° . In ee 4 As one who loves unlisted stocks. wisdom of doing quickly a thing that is inevitable . 9 hee : ie Weits | chase cieh beers ae nae wre be questioned. Delay will mean that the suffragists wing brief/to the U, #. Pubt wervice |it by sticking dynamite or nitrogly a a, hove chancss'a Hare note 3 You can see your ap- pend many thousands of dollars and much time trying f general in-| for a helpful pams Water | erin in it and blowing it to pleces td ore ee pies pared the vote, and the opposition will spend thousands re a9 oman. | Coe Beare ismes,” sept: HUG SS: te 128. ah W : Go hie ‘uap-teak tuk the, cont and to prevent it In the treatment of {pation | quent | P. Bt keep all the money ino that évery ape s % oor much can be accomplished by at old crock on @ shelf juet back of the | t , ‘ ee sacra ee th the amendment ratified, the women will turn tention to the following pointe ‘The tamily ne r han two stunagvagtet’s dewk,—W 3 > ae ce oe MG ur orcas wee all attention to constructive measures, education, social! 1. The estabtiehment of regular fren ill with a ¢ attack of ge aE, nis to 50 and other worthy causes. The women have fought “>i regarding evacuation of 1 have three chikiren Col, Wm. Cooper Proctor in & fa - , b Tanda 6 « ~ PP fight and the battle is won. ne & oan 3 — iss to handle the L p are selling for generally in Seattle. . | t them a t and so Pi Thay Oo « 4 D0 market over. or Hart should get in line. Fear that the legis- fa dietary w i lit ever with. cope no | len ™ re So while my welts I wet with Clay these appies before you buy. Veaun i will transact pther business is beside the question. | «ro BB ch 0 pon A an acceptable manager To calms the clamor of my stings u will be would be the legislature's lookout. And if there is ' . as ctllulose of be ee ee od And shall be pr get os or oe ee i ; hick oft ata may be seve ieee ae 4 i tung another day | . my de: ° business to transact, the state might ‘as well have ‘%!* which i lett undigested am ty ee mee One of the famous donicners of (Canyvinh, sda: i kt | olumbie st. doing busta done, too. ich, thru ite slightly irritan: ne » py | Parke anys women are to blam for : jt the same old stand Wo, See the intestines t brought on by ing present atyles in gowns. Hurray!) —————- . ee en aay DR EDWIN J. BROW? toughage would be earthy Officer. | rhe second thing we've heard of in a Pwr away for at least week fo which the railroad car -* | shortage tun't blamed © form tmeal Gifts You’d Like to Give peveay Babee vow stipe weep n ix often induced by will anewer, | or by mat, | SPEAK ENGL reat relating LANGUAGE OF THE UNITED much meat} _ Heretofore at Christmas time you've been giving Christ-| : ich leave little or : 1 we he wey prevention Sy 4 STATES gifts that folks like to receive. Why not change no residue | Teesaiinte Oo) Sun Ge Queer | We have saved this column for a about_ this year and now, when you are planning) | Exerciae, expect exercise of | tone of = pereiy personal re, of | favorable report, but owing to re A abdomina . e vibe for iedly 4 do your shopping early, arrange to give presents CS poedta gpspepeagtaer is an tm) ‘Cadvees individual disesse. | 1). like were made Tuesday 4 like to’give, instead of worrying about getting the) pation Weak comeanee 7 naaell i INFORMAT ‘EDITOR, hight by Drake, we are sorry to say of things that folks will like to receive. It would | exercises do not suffice it may U. & Pobtie Health Servier, oe oe a ee refers to Rev rAviaable t to sere Shake, who is here, but on the other nplify matters so greatly and, furthermore, it might a very pleasing effect on yourself and your surround- |‘ rs for the next year. Let’s explain just what we mean. nstead of giving Susie Soprano, who goes té pieces on high C every night, some new music, which she would to receive, give her just what you'd like to give her—),,; tae the hand, F and sang splendidly News . ONE FORM eee pan who nine suit A Poughkeepsie, N. ¥ Jowt & $10,000 breach of-f three months ago, bas married the thousand dollars is a lot of money to lose eee Maxim silencer! Sition to thin, pik) bea eal : 5 yA lady Instead of giving Cousin Harry a comb for his beard,|* which he would like to receive ve him what you'd like Xe present ‘him with—a safety razor and complete instruc- | jy. tiong-for, looking like a human being. Instead of giving Neighbor John J. Borrower a box of Cigars, give him what you'd so like to give him—the bill © for the repairs which were made on your lawn mower after 5. he had borrowed it every week during the summer time BP And so on down the entire list you have made of folks *™ té whom you must give something. Talk about giving practical and useful Christmas pres-) pation is due _ These sure would be those! nsocinted with ¢ The man with the punch ts the moat popular one in the crowd—ee pecially ‘if it's in a glass bow! 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