The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 10, 1919, Page 6

Machine Made 4 One of the big bare spots that is rubbed into the weave of childhood of city kids is caused by the absence of anything to love, outside the family circle. Anything animate that is their own, that protects, and, in turn, gives unfailing loyalty for a master’s care. The country child still has his dog or her pet lamb. Time was when nearly every town boy had his pup, and the sight of a dozen tumbling children cascading over a great benevolent Dane, or riding three deep on the broad back of a mastiff, or going to school chaperoned by a New- foundland was as common as it was delightful. Nowa the dog is of tin and runs on wheels, A child raiged with a dog is lucky. The eternal lesson of loyalty, unquestionipg obedience, unquivering faithfulness, | unafraid protectorship, and ever jovial companionship can} not help but leave a wonderful impress on the child. Any man here present who was lucky enough to have a dog for his own as a boy remembers the dog with as sin- cere devotion as he does his first love. Chickens are silly things but the girl who has fondled and reared baby chicks has early been sanctified in the | divine order of motherhood. The lamb that was raised by hand on the nursing bottle did more for its nurses than they did for it in inculcating| the fundamental virtues. 5 The broad backed family horse that never shied, that was ever patient, that nosed you over for sugar lumps, and that stood outside the embodiment of f such meeting house on a Sunday morning, the mily virtue, loyalty and high-bred patience, a horse almost as much an aid to Christian char- grandmother, with her Dutch cakes, and spicy nd a vast understanding of the needs of the juve- * nile stomach. And the spindle legged calves, and the woolly colts, and | the pigs that learned to follow you about the place like pup-| pies, and the make-believe fierce old gander and the tame pigedns, and the woolly witted fat sheep, all these dumb THE SEATTLE STAR [EVERETT TRUE By CONDO You TELU NGVSU HAD A BUM BREAKPAST AT THE (RESTAVRAN T—— THAT THO Goes WeRs TRONG ANO THO COPFES WEAK, MONDAY, NOVEMBER 10, 1919. jl | Editor’s Mail HOW JUSTICE FAIL hn sins Nou DrON'T KICK, GH F POLITE OF You. ones under the benevolent dominion of the farm family were loyal vassals, whose virtues were reflected in the ten-! derness and patience and kind-heartedness of all who lived with them. . Man needs animals just as he needs children. He re-/ dignity of an overlord. And in the old days even townspeople had enough re- tainers of this sort about them to be kept kindly. | : Now we have a devil wagon that snorts and stinks, for Fy our family horse. A contrivance that gets there and back, | but that cares nothing for kind words, caressing pats, nor | a rug by the fire. We defy anybody to acquire character by consorting with | a six-cylinder engine, on a December morning when the radiator’s frozen. Wires and devices and engines and thingamabobs, in- + stead of flesh and blood, devotion and sincere admiration. it was in many ways a poor swap. Berlin confesses that it can’t get troops out of the Baltic provinces because it has “exhdusted its means of coercion.” And Berlin without brute force is helpless indeed. The Sugar Outlook The sugar shortage may mark the beginning of uncon- trolled price raising. Or it may serve as a timely warning and as an object : lesson in the value of federal supervision in an essential Far industry. : “Unprecedented domestic demand” is reported by the American Sugar Refining Co., and one reason for this de- mand is undoubtedly the relaxation of federal authority in the distribution of this food necessity. ; The agreement between the Sugar Equalization Board and Herbert Hoover expires Dec. 31, 1919. Legislation to extend the system of regulation which solved our war-time sugar problem is before congress. Profiteers are about the only ones who could desire the defeat of the bill to insure American households a steady and reasonably cheap supply of sugar. Members of the sugar refiners’ national committee say that resumption of zone control would relieve the present situation in a week. The charge that the domestic shortage is caused by ex- ; i { cessive exports is met with the statement that actually| about 100,000 tons have been exported, which is said to be about ten days’ supply for the United States. Other sugar shipments out of the United States were from purchases made by the British Royal Commission from the United States sugar equalization board of a part of the last Cuban crop. This was refined in the United States for the allied governments. For a year the wholesale price of sugar has remained practically stationary. Americans pay less for their sugar than any other people in the world. cs The Hoover plan has made this possible. It has benefited every household budget in the country. The remarkable thing about the cdnference of capital, labor and the public at Washington, is that the mere public has a look-in. e What Is Fame? They have barred Buffalo Bill from the Hall of Fame! This is why, in the words of Robert Underwood Johnson, newly elected director of the New York university’s “portico of immortality”: “Because he (Buffalo Bill) is famous in a bad sense, and we admit only those famous in a good sense.” Of course there must be some line drawn somewhere be- tween our famous men—good and bad—else Jesse James would get in a famous niche. But what we find objection to is this smearing of “bad sense fame” upon one of the most distinguished of Ameri- cans, the Wild West host of royalty abroad, one of the very best shots the Western plains produced, theepeer of guide of the early settlers, the scout for American soldiers fighting attacking redskins, the man who did more to enter- tain and amuse the American public than all those famous personages now grouped in the Hall of Fame. If that isn’t fame in a “good sense” we have erred in our definition of fame. It is always hard to find ground for a compromise when one side begins the discussion with the assump- tion that it has a monopoly on righteousness. The king of Italy has ratified the treaties with Ger- many and Austria, after waiting until d’Annunzio amended them in a satisfactory manner. Each class in America is convinced of two things: First, that it would be glad to have plied second, that the other classes shouldn't be so bull-headed. any lariat thrower, the superlative in broncho busting, the | DIPN'T. quires the weaker vassals to raise him to the spiritual|THE GREAT BLACK DIAMOND | like an ethere COMPLAIN “To HGS PROPRIGC TOR € WELC, THAT WAS SeRves You RIGHT, Anp I HOPE You AWAYS Gtr We SAME DEAL UNTIL YoU STIFFEN UVP YouR SPINS!!! Interstitial Voronoff BY DK. FRANK CRANE (Copyright, 1919, by Frank Crane) , of he wag Dip ‘You Editor The Star T noth ou are at mia as ee 4 ths | The news of the discovery by Dr. Serge | back of our brain when we first read thig _ and give your epinio , , te ethod whereby | matter. L will, The way I Voronoff of Paris of “/ ae to the pt For instance, Dr. William J, Mayo, Breet ot 8 Claret one | oweh eae vanye Dy Peo eee" | Rochester, Grand High Sachem of the "dae ‘"iMibo rote pen be tne |through the. removing of the interstitial | 04) tribe in America, allowed he had is during ( gland of the monkey and grafting it to 4 | heard of Serge Voronoff, and that war with th man, was recently heralded in the new not acquainted with the interstitial helper was t jwent to 1 wan @ trainin, a te But th eh Mr, Wells in one men, Just, 1t wa voloed hin optyic Me we # unju today ay « of men will In our & to I paying men to t big of wrong these men was good Americar * citizen of our they were both I of them would Je they were gettin our fine w is & union « camp ” country Ww vin the ie bitter n from me & euch tl In ff nm, wager ba: am: while 1 rid n ot is a good indication of the state of mind of | filling the place of | all of us these times. neither of them was not, | W.'s; neither all wool and a yard! wide, and said to the SU!) missus, “My! isn’t it wonderful what strides Science is making!” and went on drinking | your coffee. rel | pronunciamentos is gone, but in its place we of the men, union om, he is mar touch © the elty of high w alk a n that thought it was very ur there was eb young met then «men s out| Felieved, and s that’s it.” ) think what a comfort it is to have a medi- cine man who can tell right off the bat what wr union ails you, ot going into the army; in fact, pay ' anything that would hamper our government. One of « men, well known to wan sounded on how would like to earn $1,0 cash t a ship then near finiahed. H an American, 100 per feent, altho like Wells, often talked our government he would e where ae ‘| Two Max Weiners he om papers, have an excellent substitute, a childlike be- « |lief in anything labeled “Science.” your trouble by saying that the pain in your snother | neck and your cold feet are due to a regurgi- ation of the prophylacterum chyli, you are Witch of Endor stuff and labels it “Science” | you think there may be something in it. from the Big Bugs of Science sound strange- ly like what we all really thought in the | «.|Meet in Court Major General Merriette geon General of the Army, was norant of the gentleman with th name and of the new gland. The way you received this announcement For you took it for granted that it was others. Also a search in the Standard fails to dig up, either under There are mentioned cervical anal glands, fundus, oxyntic Our sublime faith in the Church and its When the doctor comes in and explains but interstitial not any. So hereafter I’m going to be a “Well, I'm glad to know And you feel better at once, and insurance When Conan Doyle rehashes the old I am glad to note that further advices respond, “Uh-huh. CHICAGO, Nov. 10.—The of Howard Mullencup of Defiance, | ried ND, Nov, 10 Seems im Similarly deposed Dr. Mooreh surge®n of Mercy Hospital, Ch W. Ireland, Sup. vead, chief ‘cago, and Dictionary the word “gland,” or “interstitial,” any inf and pe lands, Bartholin’s, Barman’s, Bruch’s, 3runner’s glands, also glands labeled and ,Suzanne’s, Waldemeyer’s, and Zeige ” bold ognas. And tic, as James A. Hearne used to say, when the chauffeur tells me that the we're stuck is because the petcock worked loose from the timing-chain hs the differential on the blink, or agent’ says that the clause fiduciates the endowment, man shows me an animal which he ealls the only living pedunculated crinoid now in exist. ence, I'm going to wink my other eye, ang Well, I'm from Missouri.” : k — | MOTHER RESCUES SON FROM GIRL mother [who ‘she charged was already map, The Jones woman said she Teason Ht or the 209 sonore nats propa at there are two men|O., arrived just in time to halt the /thought her hushand had obtaing That canara ie named Max Weiner. Yet when the| wedding of her son to Vera Jones,!a divore W e ll Sa So rele tek “huh ak nak you eae ut to deliberate, and Max | — endiiasaca thai’ + siete ssriel tents eet ae a ere’ a % | . ‘tang ka. Weep sont for bios Now Is a Good Time to potopus to t Thowe high clase crooks were dot hear the verdict. He said he didn’t | MYSTERY }eoul when wits encased thousand per cent gore hare |_now anything about it. The jury Drive Out Catarrh By streaming fusit of an } n Wells, the u n 1 he wasn't the man, They found than-alr machine and gazes down Shortly after my friend gave in-|the other Max, Both said, “I'm Max y - Taian Sam tonto —_ ward thru "7,500 feet of space to! formation to U. & officials abou: | Weiner," and, oddly enough, both |It May Not Be Troubling You bal diocase gersne ts Sas Sa from Russia to Capito! Hill, bringing a bea below Louls (Mo) | them a bar of tron was dropped ‘ )| were charged with auto thefts, "During the Warm Weather, great remedy has been teed ter her collectien ef weakertdl pene new. kill htm; then on another occasion he - - 46s 7 cdaaie add jaan tae dl pric Stack wired had to throw himsolf on the ground | py FORBIDS But It Is Still in Your Blood a fit yan, Saat diamonds. Thieves steal these two] ONE OF TENNYSON'S MOST | to avoid being killed by sheet iron NNSY Catarrh ix not only a disgusting | successfully used by thoes aff Jewels and Shamiock, the great d&| giostoe frentiey referred to Ten-| at another time he was tne net FLYING ON SUNDAY ainease but is a dangerous one, and with even the severest cam ¢ tective ie employ nd to recor them ciaeate (eaten aia “we a have killed| PHILADELPHIA, Nov, 10—Wwith|¥0U should never ie x oy in your Catarrh. It relieves Catarth, for & Ce ee ee tote ae hot in| fragrance of the flower on the des hin a Week|the arrest of Jack Howard, an avia-| ¢fforts to get it out of your system treats the disease at its Gm Shamlock’s apartment a shot is) 2 and aaid the same applied tmation. so|tor, On & charge of carrying pas-| Until you have done it thoroughly. 8. 8. 8. is sold by drugpists ovr. heer.) to Manager Ash and the city’s ‘ve hiw life and ie in(sengers on Sunday flights from the | Get rid of it, whatever it costs you) where. ; money.—Wichita (Kas.) Eagte inco tod ing field at Tist st. and Elmwood |in trouble and money. For the benefit of those afflicted Chapter 3 . ee : | Pennsylvania’s “blue laws” of| Mild weather will aid the treat- with Catarrh we maintain § melial Sharfilock turned from the door,! Pere aa ahaa Seales My brother came on a visit to OUr) 179)’ became the basis of court ac-|ment and this is an excellent time department in charge of spedalt Pocketed @ pistol and hastened into | STCMNne Ot ning In sparticulne, | summily two weeks ago. He is from lion for the second time within elx|to thoroughly cleanse the blood of /skilled in this dlesnse. If jeu am ~ | conn whence the sound of werd teen ines ak Wastae, “Wie & any rage he jel v8 meth * {months the germs of ¢ atarrh and be for-| write us fully, he give your case ne ot came, The basement was him if it wou V « ‘The flights that are made the basis ever rid of the troublesome sprays careful study, and write you jet empty wT dit: timber location in Skagit county. He] 6 v6 warrant, according to the|and douc that can only relieve what your own individual case re Strange,” he muttered Kens ing at $1.08 In New| iw well informed on timber, being al’ stor nave been conducted to edu.|you for a time quires. No charge ts made for this (Author's note: As a ter of fact! York. What you ,tuppese they | mt rulser, He told me Bi ccapc' ate people to the possibilities of air| 8. 8. 8. is a ly vegetable blood service. Address Swift Specific Co, there waa nothing strange about it.| use as a muby ae. to throw. at wan ne. ver paber ie GAS heraeet ‘remedy, made from roots and herbs 262 Swift Laboratory, Alignta, Ga. A bottle of Shamlock’s home-made | actors county, only forest reserves, and| Pi scnc EEF as. 6 Mien. BD Rca wine had exploded. Tho author SA i one can't get that, He says large knows this because he was awakened| The Y. M. C. A. in Minneapolis | tracts of fine timber is held by bank in the dead of night recently by ajhas started a membership drive | ing institutions, I said I was of the is Volley of the same sounds. The en Ure batch was ruined and he ls now endeavoring to find sugar enough to make another two gallons.) Shamilock returned to his desk up-| stairs and settled down to studying | the problem of the missing gems. (Author's note: Par sight. The author forgot add that as soon as enough sugar can be obtained and the wine made, bot- tled and property aged he will insue invitations to a party in the palatial three-room unfurnished home he has rented after months of frultiess searching for something more elabor- | Ate, if more expensive, for the mere trifle of $85 a month.) The great detective allowed noth ing to disturb his complacency and | calm deliberation when he was work ing on a case. For hours he nat, consuming one cigaret after another meditating on the possibilities con nected with the robbery, eliminating them one by one as each became im. probable, until finally he had solved his problem, When he left his apart Ment at midnight he knew exactly who committed the crime and how it was done He stepped out into the street a | the chimes in the clock on the oid | King county courthouse rang out whispered an order thru the speak ing tube. The chauffeur applied gas } and sped off. The detective whipped out his fancy cigaret case, extracted a cigaret and lighted it. Then he sank back in his seat and apparently went to sleep The chauffeur, watching Sham patting thru drastic lock's reflection as it was mir The Japs are penetr in the windshield, not PRICES—T5e to $2.00 serpent cD: ive's action with fl-con somal saperioncs. As fo ure (Plus War Tax) Ward, I have no quarrel with b When his passenger had closed his eyes and was emitting loud snores, the chauffeur reached under his seat and touched a hidden spring that re- leased the fumes of a tank of deadly poison gas into the enclosed cab. In| another minute, barring accident, | Shamlock would be dead, the chauf. | feur knew. He applied more power to his car and shot into a country | road | Twenty minutes later he put on the brakes, stopping the machine close to the edge of Magnolia bluff, where he intended hurling, the de tective's body into the Opening the door of the car the chauffeur | r d in and grasped the detect. | ive's sleeve | (Author's note: Of course if the dry squad finds out about the wine there won't be any party. Be fore | warned.) j The detective's sleeve was empty His clothes were there, but Shamlock was not in them | (An insanity commission will sit tonight to examine the author. If they decide he {s safe to remain at | large there will be another chapter tomorrow.—Huitor.) 3 . Sir Leo Money, the British min- | Ister of shipping, announces that } {Great Britain ts not facing financial disaster, The point we wish t talks. eee A 2% Per Cent Pen If I were a poet with the simple fluency of a Riley, the flowing lyric of Robert Burns and the omnisclence of the Avon bard, it! would be an easier task to deacribe the thrill which vibrates not mere- | ly the human body but penetrates | ¢ emphasize is that, as usual, Money| || || And His Famous BAND 4 SOLOISTS TONIGHT | The Star: Just (Sixty-Five Musicians) | the. sepant you are giving such publicity to, 1 noticed In your October 31 Issue a letter signed by one Thos. w | Ward, and want to say that I my- jselt am an 18-year-old boy that my recor covers over two years’ active ser in the 1 8. navy. I ARENAY NO PHONE ORDERS lopinion it wa for banking. “Oh don't belong to t it's this way Woolley, for the timber for ¢ reason, & ot Skagit « held that way.” “Does nt kno Mr. Editor. jserved over a y |sweet and clear. (Author's note roo tay lei: | Everybody is familiar with these veding ngs ro wonderful chimes, of course. If not. ces ya: ca climb the hill some midnight and . gg Pe: listen.) 8:20 Sharp Shamlock whistled to a passing chauffeur, Jumped into his car and States show them we can | The Star should urge the to put | dailies of Seatt myself. |the danger that WHERE ARE YOUR VALUABLES? In the city of Seattle it is safe to say that there are millions of dollars worth of Securities and Valuables that are kept in a most careless manner— dresser drawers, trunks, in boxes, and desks are open invitations to Sneak Thieves and the Fire Bug $4 a Year and Upwards will rent_an Individual Safe in our Grouna Floor Safety Deposit Vaults, giving your valuables absolute Insur- ance at the lowest possible rate Call in and inspect our New Vaults. from 9 A.M. to 5 P.M. Puget’ Sound Savings Loan Association Where Pike Street Crosses Third free because they he banks. ‘The «mall country lbanks in Mount Vernon and Sedro 3 instance, are holding) mans, the w thie?” ear « now them do it! le to United The where \ is the get their fect pl Japanese newspapegs | cently defied the United | ow co-ope perhaps he served in the But he should we menaces th 8. B, GF ily a good a ne, mays, “it really You The German agent ia a big banker and a] broker in Seattle, bu banks out our way they use the to hold it nd there is 4 Whatcom A great county 8 Me ? Graft, you know.” So there's our boasted democracy A bunch of crooks go are rich, because he is poor, is put JAMES WILSON BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE wean during Star t* doing a great rtaking the job of t n-| jen me ppor t. war Some nee, for tater said Let's | Port Townsend Pan iy ii Ihh Hours.“ * WRIGL C a package before the war C a package during the war and C a package _ NOW THE FLAVOR LASTS SO DOES THE PRICE! —_ G mak E Pes Motte Th orp nee ay Ger sire shebs eur ‘ S: wi ¢ Foto’ niet = OOF. nibith ‘The ing * of he wont partic aw mueh in ‘Th reigh: 2 ‘ranks Coops oft bes potel wales at es Fri offer ‘Erwi “The with is Sonic nt | when train: Th anim ‘PAL Sui prove Pala open ‘Thei ps ha _ Fie ttle and In ‘Moor to th time who 500 ir "esi, |