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S=DITORIAL— The Professor and the Pig What we eat comes from sunshine, earth and air. Only ; of these elements costs anything, and it supplies les either of the others toward our costly nourishment n, the precious solvent, continues to descend, alike upon just and the unjust, without entailing a penny of lature takes her time in the manufacture of foodstuffs, requires much room for her processes. So a Harvard professor is plotting to improve on the theds of food production which have prevailed on our net for seve millions of years. 'Dr. Winthrop John Vanlenven Osterhout, Ph, D., head the botany department, has assembled air and sunshine, Of er with a few earthly derivatives and rain water, and them generated the essentials of human diet. rust exposed to the rays of the sun thru water s off formaldehyde. Certain forms of sugar are ob d from this chemic © Carbon dioxide and ammonia, both of which are found ‘the air, can be combined with water to produce protein, N sugar and protein, fat can be made. otein and fat are sufficient to support life. on ing of luxury. )Dr. Osterhout has evolved a short cut, but the food ma- ; ls he has manufactured cost more than the most brazen x would dare to charge. The professor makes no but reminds us that for a long time electricity was more than a scientific plaything. You may let your imagination wander as far 9 the future with the results of these Har Sugar i s it likes d experi- while the laboratories of man are snatching at the of nature, other laboratories are obscurely turning ities at the usual rate. pe, thru the joint efforts of Farmer Mother Nature during a long, hot summer. eynical pig in Farmer Prown’s barnyard is perfectly to turn the corn into fat and protein for us. praise to the professors in their campaign for painless bills, but for the present, we must continue to our full faith in such laboratories as the pig. Brown lon dispatches say Major Waldorf Astor is trying vid himself of the peerage his late father obtained long effort. If he really wants to get rid of it we d suggest he might locate in the United States, and vear all allegiance to the British crown. ing John D. Rockefeller has studied his lesson of life He clearly has seen the fundamentals upon which true real life, is founded, and this despite the fact that r a day has he toiled for an employer. employer. It is doubly hard for such a man to get) cht idea of what the workingman’s life should be. it John D. hit the nail squarely on the head when he} id his fellow round table confreres : joy can there be in life, what interest can a man his work, what enthusiasm can he be expected to de- on behalf of his employer, when he is regarded as a on a pay roll, a cog in a wheel, a mere ‘hand'?” sing things happen, but none more surprising than hest young man in the world taking his stand to shoulder with the workingman in the fight for racy in industry and the right of labor to participate! in the control of shop, mill, mine, field. [S a silver lining to the dark “labor unrest” cloud!) 'e know that the Letts, Slavs, British, Bavarians and are mized ina general scrap up about the Baltic, it we don’t know which side is trying to make the world for democracy. How Bad Was Sh f you could not tell a man everything in your past life, you marry him?” r his is a question that’s being warmly debated by women in one of the great periodicals. course, every woman must settle for herself just how of her record she should risk telling. There are n with perfectly good records who certainly wouldn’t fry him should bg tell everything in their lives, for s reason that he'd be too aged and decrepit to marry they got thru. it, the question really implies that there is a decidedly ik spot in the woman’s life, that might cause her to entiously pass up the chance of connubial bliss, and meen is unfair and hardly worth discussion without ition as to what the sin was. Both women and f ‘eommit acts that should bar marriage, but the woman only of the ordinary weaknesses needn't let her nce beat her out of yoking and leading up to the her chosen man. She will not pick out a man who tell everything in his life, or who hasn't a fair assort- of weaknesses to repent. If she does find such a she shouldn’t risk spoiling the miracle by marrying ? “aie Such a one doesn’t belong in marriage, but in heaven. |, Whenever an effort is made to put stripes on prom- inent crooks of one sort or another, there are equally oe ida lawyers to inform us that it is unconstitu- : L. SHANKLIN THE DENTIST Dr. R. Lybrook Shanklin and Associates Corner Second Ave. and Madison St., Seattle “OURS IS BETTER DENTISTR\” We make careful examina- tions and turnisu conipren mates without charge or obliga tion. It will be an agreeable surprise to learn how little it costs to repair your teeth really right. ALL WORK PERFORMED UNDER THE MOST APPROVED OF MODERN PAINLESS METHODS EXPERT EXTRACTING Every Completed Operation Is Absolutely Guaranteed EVERETT TRUE 7 | | . —By CONDO —AND WHEN X Was IN THERE A FELLOW SAYS - i CAN HEAR WITHOUT YOU HOLDING CE INCHES OF MY PACE ff MUG WITHIN THE a MU bol “YOUR WHAT DID me Pewdw " "SAYS" t A dally health column conducted by the United States Pablic Health Service ci sojer tos. ie THEN, BY DIRECTION OF RUPERT BLUE Surgeon-General U8, When a severe hill fever, flushed face, ing and a pain in hb be suffering from person suddenty pneumonia Always has he/as this is a dangerous disea |services of a physician #t obtained at once } The sputun cious, and of a whence the na r sputum.” The color is " ture of small quantities of The pulse at first call ts full and bounding, but | nay become weak, rapid and at the wrist Breathing {!s embarrassed, the respiratory movements are rapid 30 to 60 per minute, the patient ts rontle 1 often cannot Ne down but ha: be propped up in bed or sit in a chair be a delirium, and if not watched the patient may jump out of a window and injure h self severely. The fever in a typical case re- until the seventh nix 1 in a few h d the ertnis, aplicat impre and if it Ix ns REAL MENACE WE, and by we sion of sundry persons of their delis “dota words and ideas when it ¢ insue of the ¢ That question ix simply he are going make what we earn satisfy the talons of those who are putting an X-ray upon us to see how much we have and then charging ten dollare more just to be sure they get it all We morsels as the B the 1. W. W. and th when the burning fe et hold of enough so that we opinion », from th wem to " of dammed lrouth of he one real style w we daint rede. aled upon such evike, the Jap question. ed in tonight's Star an signed < || them buy of in not have many ries to he would not #0 grandiloquently ainuate that the wives and n who traded at Jap stores were lack ing in patriotism m’t ke a Jap any bet ryone else. We don't ad r sons and daughters inter narrying with them. We do not be as many do, that brotherly 11d prompt us to feed raw pup that might grow up and devour us Hut we do say that when this same ensured wife and mother is lucky nough to get hold of a gleaming and goes down town for the of purchasing provender little and very likely who is letting those little ones go hungry in ci that he may sym! 4 y strike for ome poor brother who was getting about three times as much a day as to spend that lollar where ing to buy her 1 dollar's worth of food instead of where it is going to purchase only about 57 cents’ worth. And we say, we whose ancestors landed’ upon the coast of New Eng land when this country was the home of the original reds, and when the only searcher after thelr appen fix was a flint arrowhead, we say that the wife and mother who gets a dol ‘er than ocat leve, © sh ones lar’s worth of production out of her| dollar is a whole lot of a patriot than the man or woman who gum-shoes around to see what she ia doing and then will not sign their names when they tell about it No, Mr. Observer or Mrs. Observer, whichever it may be, the ones w are lacking in real patriotism « the ones who are putting the of everything up #0 high that the | wife and mother's doYar only pur S| chases 57 cents’ worth of food, more PNEU MONIA perceptible | n werent ta | he thers ; celled remedy foi ‘ tiem, Public Health Service # condition and he gen-} » recovery the temperature | monia a do } at once The put to bed tn a room, from which bric unnecessary fur removed 7 a rains and 2 have been Care should be taken to collect all sputum and other discharges from the nose and throat, on bits of KARE OF THE, OF Paper napkins, and to burn them. If the patient is so situated that can be attended only by some one who must also look after cthers in the Camfly, it is advisable that wear a wrapper , n over the ordinary lothes while in the sick and slip this off and wash! divinfect the hands when lea ok after the others. The parate dishes rilized with he nt and ing to } patient and these # ling water after use. | | We would like to | the time being I w Hi the to rest for a few months. t we combine gent that for subject, the] evik, the red,| ther questions are al it} our} of livin we, the common earning the money « keeping things going. ey buys the but the} are forcing really good} ris to patronize foreig: | chants in order to prolong their ex-| istence © moat who And we say to you people who are doing these things and to th makers who are cc that the hour ta r hing when law ng “idly ap. the proac we who are Teal workers will arise and by the of our ballots smash this ning force of gluttons who are }forcing us to follow a course in ex pending our money that we detest as much as you possibly can, NATHAN READ WILCOX, 1104 James st CONSTIPATION MAKES YOU EASY VICTIM OF : FLU, COLDS AND GRIP Old Fashioned Herb Tea Often Relieves Chronic Cases You can’t afford to be constipated yur kidneys, liver and bowels fail If to poisons your your realstan ae. At this time of year, when the alr ia filled with influenza, is and grip, you should keep in the best condition: Any physician will tell you that mont ills could be avoided if people would vers, kidneys Is in good work- re you constipated, bilious and sluggish? Does your head ache? Don't neg- ect =Nat ‘s warnings. Jush get kage of Lin- coln Tew and take a cup before reviring. It soon cleans you out and makes you feel fine, Does not create the physic habit. ‘This famous herb tea ie an unex- colds, grippe, in- fluenza, chronic constipation, rheuma- ete, Nothing 1s better to keep the lidren in fine condition. 85 cents at iste. 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It is not what you have attitude toward what makes your work unbe three a cathedral wa poke h them. you doing tone,” in the That’ wa my you doing looked up, of the how familiar jonpite the fae et that tir me rable he did not and ummer why why he sent his wife the seaside, while he With a whimsical the honest truth, cation because I can’t INJURIES NOT SERIOUS | ed by Laur mash smile he emda t Monda SAMUBL WILL, A orige AKEK oe » Hilt before + | Me a formula for which world was inner a hamlock up a i knew ite value. Feveriahly their basement » gland subse worked, one he rich knew the other for respective reward he sid bring, the f the stuff ouched bis Mpa in form x me nk ok that afternoon returned Vaudeville reaToRe al Motion Pic heard thi work building. morning and four inquired the econd ed the and pointing edifice, cathedral.” that the how you look at it. and to do, you have or I asked a hard-working business man this take family remained I don’t go away on a va- find anything any- san he sank nd rushed to his Mayor? looking y Dou! mayor. moved.” “Ahr tor” In a half hour—30 of the most sen sational moments in the elty hall re porter’s thrilling, career—Fitzcect! butlined to him the Whole story. 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The highest medical authorities of the land agree that a large per cent of the ailments of human be- ings comes from the teeth. And yet in the face of this you will see people going around with decayed and missing teeth when every mouthful of food they take and every time they swe y are pumping more and more poison into their system. This in turn undermines their health and just as sure as fate they are going to pay many times, not only in dollars and ce nts, but in agonies of pain and suffering. Is it possible that you are going to let yourself get into this condition? No. A thousand times no. Take yourself in hand today and give yourself a chance. Modern methods —high-class dentistry — low prices. These we offer you. Electro Painless Dentists Laboring. People’s. 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