The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 3, 1919, Page 6

THE FREAK FACE (Copyright, 1919, by Frank Crane) IAL— DITORIA Japs Put Him in Almshouse | with « brother, ran a restaurant in Cal. We had a fairly good business until a bunch of Japs and opened a restaurant on the same eet, At that time we good meal for fifteen cents, The Japs started out by cutting the ‘ten cents; money was scarce, we lost our customers and had to being in business for five years as soon as the Japs had control of the business there were no ten-cent meals, nor fifteen-cent meals either, Yours truly, Moglander, KING COUNTY ALMSHOUSE, GEORGETOWN in California, in every line of busi- ‘they entered, is that they secured a hold by cutting until no white man could compete with them, Once a monopoly they boosted their prices far above at the white men had charged and quickly made up their T SAY A BIG CROWD WAS THERE Last wicnhtt SHAMLOCK THE SLEUTH or The Great Gland Mystery “ > the thireting| And there are those whose business it is world waits thiews, Shamleck/tg make the world laugh, and Dr. t n “go tot tomb om Me on Gnashon Island of the ancient} To be sure, as the Wisest Man said, there | Chief Ryehiball, dead 2,000 years,/is a time for ¢ thing; a time to sleep See ee eee atarion {and a time to dance, a time to eat and a “sea f j Sao I myenivall, ea knew the secret time to.fast, a time to work and a time to 5 , and. the bane of ide Ton ‘4 t ft f » perfe masement|play; also a time to wee d a time to | existence, back in Hollis, Maine. I foun ‘ormula for the perfect basement|play; also a tim » weep and a tim . i by lifting my | beverage, comes back to life and |Jaugh, pret convulse the ory J ak . y |flings himself savagely upon the - ‘ ALS eyebrow, as it were. ittle later, Dusi< doctor, Meanwhile, in Seattle, Hub| And each time has its specialist. ablagt phat 41 italized ¥ | rn ness sense developed, an capitalized my 8 , the me rival ot she! Wherefore among all the various person- | 4 ¢pijiction — you want for making Kreat detective, bay succeeded In| aves who are sent into the world to do things » face?’ was not an uncommon re- GaGks tats bie on hn ye to us, preachers to improve us, teachers to Fran Hang Pg Hollis youngster. My weeks the secret formula.) jinstruct us, women to love us, cursers to spoils included apples, johnny-cakes, cork- Chapter 17 | keep us humble, barbers to shave us and screws, bait, and once, for keeping an ex- | Ae the 084 chieftain ‘leaped with | dentists to torture us, let us rejoice and be ceedingly ugly expression while passing the la howl, at Dr, Cates, the joints of|glad that a few are commissioned merely to village constable, I won a penknife. the mummy creaked noisily Mis amuse us, “After failing asa bookkeeper in Cincin- a ge tg Br seched nod pane | Some achieve this by much effort, Some | nati and as a mining engineer in Colorado led & stinging right in Ryehiball’s|are natural born comedians. Such was the | back in ’82, I remembered the above gulli- stomach. jlate John Bunny. These do not have to try. | bility of human nature, and decided to cap- , damage to both wes terri: The Lord made ‘em funny. italize my ‘funny face’ in the theatre. With ‘inst vibe that resembled} I met one of these gifted ones the other decidedly lucrative results.” day. His name is Bradbury and he is play- Think of aoe som of us teh? are ey 9 ped with a freak face are sensitive over it, and suffer, and consult beauty doctors, and are sorry for ourselves. k Ryehiball, weak f 0 centuries without a meal.| ing in a show called “A Regular Feller.” He BopY IS GOING To CARRY A M@@aPHON |) I the yacht is credited with 658 separate and distinct And here’s a man making a good living out of his comic supplement countenance, They carried him down BECAUSE You'RS Too VAIN TO CARRY AW departed for Beate facial variations and has been called the | and cheering up the world a bit to boot. Holeinthewater and When Ryehi- |ball revived he was in a ba dean of the “rube” actors. I asked him EAR TRUMPET, THEN You'D BETTER NAVE In another part of the city, Hub Broan ~ te bekinehe : SOmMG RE-WIRING about himself. What he said interested me, Which tale is not without its moral. very much like the McManus Newlywed | baby, to my mother’s dismay, but I enjoyed the privilege of scaring much older children If by making horrible.grimaces, e of six, | was the joy of my The Star; In 1891-6 1, ker, h Pelstory of the Jap A BIS CRowD WAS THERE Cast nieut!! ners time the white men frequently landed where the ie writer has—in the almshouse. ‘The Star: I have been reading your articles regarding the ¢f 0 I want to say that a few years ago our California bosses id holler “What could we do without our little yellow men? was when the Japs did the common labor, Now he is getting doesn't want the common labor stuff. Hp he big money, Good for Mr, Jap, and should stand with him and save money and get revenge, too. White Shopkeeper belongs to the same Commercial Club that ready to raise hades with labor; to shoot him or brand him fancy name like Bolsheviki. I have been to their meetings what I am talking about. the businessman wants the big profits on everything he handles, Mr, Worker comes to buy, to get his laundry, a shave or a Mr. White Businesaman is ready to rob him F. Jap, at his worst, ts a whole lot better than Mr it at his best. was born in Seattle ont? trade with Mr. XL SAY £ KNOW You're HARD Or HGARING pol MISTER BROWN, AND IF YOu THINK EVERY» “| | collapsed nt. Stooker, with one of the mummy's nd it may you. old glands throbbing in his néek, | @ i a ° DONG Wl awoke from deep slumber. All the| “At the age of two,” he stated, “I looked ancient chieftain's old desires filled peice Pet te facie stich Stooker's brain, He gazed in blank wonderment at his own pants and Jeoat hanging over the back of a Jehalr in the middle of the room e and gird his joins with ot handker- of violets et-me-nots in the Vase on mantelsbelf, roared like White Shop. |Whole Family of | gels be bay Belts Wrench phe: Bear for Table |town, 913 2d ave VANCOUVER, B. C., Nov. beat season has opened butcher shop exhibited the mother and father bear and two youngsters. Any woman can clean and renew Hunting started in October and much bear meat hag been eaten in waists, dresses, suits, coats, gloves, ribbons, furs, slippers, Carries Tools in Her Vanity Bag CLEVELAND, Nov. 3—A fair! | utoist tried to back out of her park Ing space at the curb and punctured [the gasoline tank on the bumper of the machine behind. She took @ look at the damage and then delved into her handbag and brought out a hand. kerchief and @ bit of adhesive tape, [atuck the rag into the hole and criss Barbers in the early days of the Jerommed it with patch, Then she Christian era were not permitted to} | powdered her nose and drove off. |tolk while shaving | . Jap whenever it is P. H. like that letter. always admire a durn fool who admits he is one, and) i ashamed of it. id then, too, this letter is typical of the viewpoint of a ers who go thru life growling, trying to get even, }dynosaurue and burried out into that they pape we right, and everybody is try- \ koi : Fass oa. abtaaien & mt about take advantage em. a |his head for a war The tont lad would rather see the Japs dominate Washington Eton tae P - |formuta ms Bo oy by haat see it kept free for his children, if only the Japs will soc ’ : ma cheaper hair cut, a cheaper room, a cheaeper ' And in still another part of the ‘vegetables. is belly is and his personal purse his only friend. | «mee. "| Watch the Little Pimples; he brags it it; for that reason we prefer him to these pussy-footed gentry who prate of loyalty and 9 e mm and then engage in secret boycotts to aid the Bern ec ee They Are Nature sWarning yanmar gee Hem vee Fiticectt was firet to regain shin! Unsightly and Disfiguring |orders. And the one remedy which tains, woolens, rugs, draperies—ev- Mase atG FORGE Svar. ok the rakay Signals of Bad Blood has no equal as a cleanser is 8.8.8. erything that would be ruined by ble slab and touched Franker- the yurely vegetable biood medi- | soap and water. house In another. moment’ they| Don't close your eyes to the/cine, which has been on the mar-| piece q gallon or more of ont were all awake, At this juncture; Warning Which nature gives, when|ket for more than fifty yeais. It/i. 9 dishpan or wash pti: re Shamlock entered with Dr, Cates, | unsightly pimples appear on your |is sold by druggists everywhere. the things to be dry cleaned, then |The latter carried @ satchel! full of |face and other parts of the body If you are afflicted with @MY wash them with Solvite soap. Shortly eceentricities and |The i | Not only are these pimples ond |form of skin direaxe, do not expect | everything comes out looking lke al disease, — | SIAnis the glands | splotches disfiguring, but they lead/to be cured by lotions, ointments, | new ’ ‘ can eat! so selfishly gave that the |to serious skin diseasos that spread | salves and other local remedies, a8| Nothing fades, shrinks or wrinkles, od in mod: | yr tof the. world might beland cause the most .tiscomforting {they can not possibly reach the | needed. Do not attempt ever be | cvenched.” announced Shamlock. It|ifritation and pain, Sometimes they |source of the troubje, which is in | without Solvite soap, ligentive | vvan noticeable, however, that he|foretell Eczema, boils, blisters, scaly [the blood. Begin taking 8.8.8. to- line soup is the secret of all oked none of the four martyra in|eruptions and other annoyane st |day, and write a complete history | dry ing he eyes ‘ow for the operatic burn like flames of fire, and make lof your case to our chief medical! A package of Solvite soap, contain: With a deft bi administered | you feel thateyour skin is ablaze adviser, who will give you special | ing directions for home dry cleaning, with a pickaxe handle When these aymptoms appear on |instructions without churge. Write | costs little at any drug, grocery oF of h, Shami produced ny part of the body, take prompt|at once to Swift Specific Co., 260| department store. Dry clean out Swift Laborgtory, Atlanta, | doors or away from flame. 3.—The | the ts. .H.,” let us tell you something: The businessman is | the Japs. The Chamber of is fav- m, and such pressure as has been brought to bear The Star’s Jap program has come from the fellows so. id the Jap is’ not hurting the business interests, as yet, sd, big business interests, for a time, might profit by fing the Jap to do as he pleased here. -of course, in the end big business, like little busi- -would pay thru the noge once the Jap had control. me big business men are just as blind, and just as) the immediate dollar, as you are. a matter of fact the rent hog, who has made life F unendurable for the workers of this city, is usually pD control of leases has cost you workers millions, pon as Jap control is secured in any line you will as the restaurant man who went to the poorhouse Japs all you desire; save all your pennies you by trading with them. But in doing so you are an iy of your country, because you are doing your bit ve your country over to an alien race. b, as we said before, we're for you,: because you are A dally health column conducted by the United States Publle Health Service BY DIRECTION OF RUPERT Surgeon-General U, S. Public Health Service OVEREATING what “Pray, Mr. cure for gout?” was the qu 4n indolent and luxurtous « “d.ive upon sixpence 4 eafn it.” wan the coment reply John Abernethy, second son of a Scoteh-Irish family, born April 3. 4, a physician of rare discernment 4 surgeon of great skill, a Jecturer, never said a better thing in hin life It is particularly apt in this coun try, where the sin of overeating ts far more mmon than the sin of | overdrinking. | Gluttony, always a fault, i all the more glaring in a land where a plentiful food supply permits it to be more general The sallow, fat cheeks, the aching joints and irascibie temper of the | prosperous over-fed- are far too com | mon. Abernethy said to one stich, the | Duke of York, by the way, "Cut off the supplies as the Duke of Welling [ton did in his campaigns, and the enemy will leave the citadel.” Diet, however, is a really serious matter and many people suffer as Abernethy, * & much from dic mn Of | food fads nen.” The ood, pl eration all hisMir ing aware that he apparatus Starvati ment or to ree Une has shorten indiscretion in ¢ on Certain eular diet, but thi by a physician of skill and not self. preseribed The self-prescriber often has a foot | *! ee tale for a patient with bis : t was com-| Abernethy was married on Janw j stork - He Fee: or : ary 9, 1800, to a lady whom he met | Pieted ond the four martyre hur-| at the house of a patient. A briet "ed to Wrauncey iweb courtship was followed by a proposal |Tant, where Tazen J. Hitus person recating any “dangling.” He was|®!l¥ appeared with a tray in his n ae temperate with regard to} and and a towel we nia -_ : work as he was to food, He did not} “Bring us four bowls of oats and) even interrupt his lectures for hia|* bale of alfalfa smothered tn bran} * wedding, and died at the age of 67, mash," ordered Reenc Fe wail completely worn out, @ Victim of his| (Be here Tuesday and & [18th knot of this tangled skein of | 4 ¢ to restore ivia withe has day, and wholes nt ¢ a fancied ail waint |* Just direc nannt on the head \atate of coma necessary for the sur-|steps to rid the blood of these dis- diseases di Cates opened the satchel. | require a par ould be chosen | geon “None of them will ever know,” |whinpered he, “that these are the * of a cow ite the sin but love the sinner, as it were. , of course, some time you'll wake up. gluttony for work. mystery.) | eee | Most pepular game among the! coal miners seems to be freeze-out. deliberations are to be similar to senate de- tions, there will be no more war. Men can't fight | they are disgusted to the point of nausea. | Giving Them a Chance important congress met in Washington October representatives of women workers of 34 nations d to Le over ae cenit eee a children. ever there is a child not getting a fair chance it is : the working women to give that child a chance,” said| “In test on the ath ut Movember Robins, president of the International Con-|tne Hansival, an English ship, ar of Working Women. rived at Barbadoes with a cargo of ever there is a woman suffering becayse she has|"eeroes. Of 6% slaves, 320 died of |} d a fair chance in life, the working woman must see] from Africa. The cemntades mene | Reet teeters te eeweewees other woman suffers from the same reason because |soid at £19 « head. Pour years atter| y pot 20" psition of women is finally tested by the women who|this first load of slaves was landed) noertain one Files are the chief food of the piteher plant, which eateher the in sects by «napping shut its petals. FIX STOMACH RIGHT UP “Pape's Diapepsin’’ at once ends Indizestion, Gases, Even if the kidnapers had tried to capture Edsel, our bet is be would have ransom ee C a package : before the war | Columbus discovered the Island \0of Guadaloupe . Gland Doector—Well, what can I do for you? Grandpa—Make me a boy again, | Just for tonight the 4th of November, in 1495, the largest of the Cannibal islands, Here, for the first time, the Spaniards ~ found pine-| apples. The natives of Guadaloupe were an exceptionally ferocious tribe. The skulls of human beings) were in common use ax drinklng| Grandpa The Old Gardener Sa French endive is simply an a for the garden ve Witloot ou can grow re If you have p take them up shortly them in cool, dry cellar,| firet cutting off the stalks a half; tocratic table k which ) name wn as Sourness, Acidity C a package during the war cellar want a slo’ gardes stomach is bad an |store or @ harmful one nts in your w remed: and or ef the least,” Mrs. Robins said. outlines a large and important field for the congress. they will make headway is assured. in has acquired the habit of progressing. The modern She has d mankind forward by each step of her progress. The n race can do no greater thing for itself than by giving child a fair chance—and every woman a fair chance. _ The threat of a crusade against cigarets doesn’t worry of. _ltis growers. They know what cigarets are just as well that our royal guests see New York othing can shock or surprise them after that. The only senatorial speech the country cares a rap bout is a one-word affair, yes or no. It is probably too much to hope that employes in gum facturing plants will strike. f BY EDMUND VANCE COOKE ‘Well, Uncle Woodrow, bere’s to you! Uncle Woodrow And when we speak our “How d’ye do?” It is no idle chatter, No man on earth is needed more! No man on earth is heeded more In every vital matter. ‘We've given you the longest row Of all the hardest hills to hoe— A job you haven't scanted; ‘We've sent you on the roughest road And packed you with the heaviest load; We've taken you for granted, And tho’ no one man is #0 great That he alone may solve the fate Of those he leaves behind him— Yet, if you left your work undone, Tho, maybe, there's some other one, Yet who? And where to find him? ‘We need you, Woodrow, all the while, So bring us back your gallant smile, the official census of the island 2,330 whites and 42,000 On the 4th of November, in 1732. Thomas Jefferso first governor of the state of Maryland, was born In 1796, on the 4th of November Dayton, Ohio, was founde On the 4th of November, in 1788,) & woman named Deborah Godfrey died at Stepney, England, at the age of $0. She was the mother of thirty four children, all of who lived to maturity | In 1791, on the 4th of November,| 1,400 United States troops,’ unde General St. Clair, were defeated b: the Indians near the Miami villag The attack was made by the dians immediately after the men had been dismissed from parade, In the unexpected assault most of the! officers were killed before they| could reform their men, Nearly two-thirds of the Americans were) killed | On the 4th of November, tn 1836,| |Charles X, exking of France, died) Goritz, Charles succeeded Louis <VIIT. | In 1862, on tne ath of November, | Richard Gatling patented the first | rapidfire gun. In spite of Its proven value, the Gatling gun was very| little used during the Civil war, a conservative government clinging to} the old-fashioned muzzle-loading can-| non and rifles. FAR BURNING, ECZEMA M4 An- your stomach is too valuable; you mustn't injure it with drastic drugs When your meals don't fit and you feel uncomfortable, when you belch gases, acids or raise sour, undigested food. When you feel tumps of in digestion pain, tburn or head. ache, from acidity, Just eat a tablet of Pape’s Diapepsin and the stomach distress fy gone. Millions of people know the magic of Pape’s Diapepsin as an antacid They k that indigestion and dis ordered stomach are so needless. The relief o quickly, no disappoint- and they cost little too. Two Mont January Ist, 1920 All Funds left here on or before Wednesday, November 5th, will receive a full two months dividend on January First, next. BOTH SAFETY and PROFIT await the thri this S less 6% on Resources Now More Than $3,500,000 Puget Sourid Savings and Loan Where Pike Street Crosses Third trong Financial Institution, whose Members during the past Eighteen years have never earned inch above the roots, If you have! not grown them you can buy the/ roots ready for forelng.. From time| to time set several of them in a box of garden soil near the heater, the tops of the crowns barely pro jecting n put on four or five] inches of rand. In a few weeks you will find beautiful white shoots coming thru the Then insert a kni off just above the roots ready for the table exactly | ne me dainty salad for which |you would pay a high price in a high class restaurant, > sand them You will veer hs Dividend Savers who join than Savings Association | C a package NOW THE FLAVOR LASTS SO DOES THE PRICE! |