The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 27, 1919, Page 6

On the Issue of * eVSeaitle Star . = || Americanism There Can ty, nth; 3 months, me, $2.78; y $5.00, In the Bh see for ¢ months, or $9.00 Be No Compromise “carrier, city, b0c per month, | memes Re WIT LAE 78 | is ite [ yi Servants of the Sea fen ne cme: Alaa a wt Bis [ We'll Say So | [ TOMORROW — . | ni ; vo i PULL UP ‘LONGSIDE i ( SaA-A-AY! WHo TAUGHT N tember 28, f 490 BC. the : tu’ 6UK6 <= VER. mve A CAR? Manager %indorf apartment HOUSEHOLD HINTS O > 4 ta entice Moveme ebuild the American merchant marine . J you HOW TO D 3 ? , | battle of Marathon uid to vement to rebuild the € WIND SHIELDS GLITTERING Whoever ToLe vdu you was Mreetir me | entor has obtained €] nave OAL Sadethod ae lop a new generation of men of the type which ar ih comparTakt TO of hes py . 3 tne, Hie ve ttles of the ie made fame for the United States in every port \ “elo our ° Th mb up wa 7 tretch.| on the astameptaal of the world. aS ” ALONE, hun? ahaa es © C0 tiees arias, un general, against Yankee ships and Yankee skippers were unsurpassed 4), ——~—— a | j ini taints. tn wheieiais tate out tre m use | ( pace, * El thousend | orate J Stripes s . " 8 for se Ror ee can be con under Mithr r e ] ‘The Stars and Stripes at the masthead stood for seaman ; 4] | ara ce to a paperweight than 100,000 Persians under Dates am rt throw away an old plece of 4nd Artaphernes, In 855, on September 28, Lothatre I, emperor of Germany, died, Lor thaire, a determined and ruthless ] . nd go swimming in the sink © concerns of land call for the combination of loyalty And ¢ mming in t skill needed in the guidance of the affairs of a ship pay is small—the master of a transatlantic liner re- It can be ured to And bask in the sunshine on the|@" old silk hat or an umbr Dill pickles hould window ledge ‘ . ned before being serv * ea vear—s a 3 ee ir ruler, kept his father imprisoned in S ving at the most $5,000 a year—and the obligations and ee ee ene. 4 ruler, kept hie. tothe ae fhe hardships are great. marching across the linoleum A © the a delightful |urged a inuous war against his £ Men do not go to sea to get rich nor to have an easy night heather battle fought ¥ time. e cause py are seamen at heart. ee | +. « sinst his brother's forces more ee ney, SO because be fy : Bath, Me., a schooner When we are trying to sleep HOW TO CUT HL. ©. L. than 100,000 men were killed There sailed the other day from Bath, Me., a s “es 8 Dear Editor: I have cut my food| On September 28, in 1014, @ whose captain was 24 years old, re his ae com- — : fo please don't tell them that we're |bills in half by @ very simple meth-|storm swept over landers, floods man is vessel went ashore near Wilmington, N. C., ana " moving out to 28th ave, N od. 1 wa do my marketing ing the canals and rivers until more = His vessel w > th 5 eass CALL THAT TEA-KETTLE A I S'POSE You BELONG TO ONE OF x Fay ge the n g before the|than threequarters of the country Captain Cochran, when he saw that it would be necessary Sees Stang cen Live THEM WAMIGRANT PAMILIOS THAT : a, tore th _threcauarts to abandon the schooner, shot himself. Reaice ty: a wae COME OVER IM THE STECRAGE They mi k r to f a a ander Wee ee In that tragedy, as h and needless as it was, is ex Siubeonenes > 2 GEFORE THE LITERACY TEST oe 8 t 1 VI, emperor of Germany, the jailer pressed the spirit of the sea as it is felt by mariners. . oe a WAS APPLIED p— Dear wait ot my wite|the pick of the best articles—W.|of Richard of England, died. Riche How many men ashore feel their honor to be bound Fs ae sao: win-|7 ° ard, the sutare ee Rose oo 4 + ; 1. » exte 5 diets surnamed Coe je Lion, r ‘Up with the interests of their employers to the extent that A . : oe Dear Editor: I have cut my food| shipwrecked on the Dalmatian a ship's master does? 0°85 for two searn mot PAT | pilin in half by a very simple meth- Coast, ‘The German emperor de- ed him a# @ prisoner until he Rather than take extracted a Jarge ransom from the g articles left in| English people. With the money od. I always do my marketing late tal in the even hances of b Life at sea is for real men, and America will be able to supply them to meet the needs of growing mercantile fleets angry I feared the would the window even as she did half a century ago. “Thieves and robbers! she said.!their hands and ling the next|obtained for the English king, Hen- greet telat Til not buy another pair of shoes|day, the dealers #ell them to me y waged a war against Italy and f SF ee Vil wear ridiculously low prices-—J. D. G denuded the country. One reason why the United States war labor board | my old shoes pons On September 28, in 1687, the Ve I was fo delighted by thin attitude A LONG-HEADED WIDOWER netians under Morosini bombarded was a success was because it decided almost everything “ and the sense) Wanted—By a widower with f hen A bomb fired the powder y vorkers, the employers were getting nh fam-|Athens, A bi por in favor of the w orkers, and he employers 9 g roa uid be re-\fly of small children, a reapectable|magazine kept by the Turks in the theirs and didn't care. warded, orning I slipped) young woman to act as housekeep- Parthenon and reduced it to ruins, eC » the store and bought the shoes er; would prefer one with some|The Parthenon, built by Phidias, for her. Won't she be tickled wheg/| money Advertisement in Boston!had then been standing for more I give them to her?"—W. T. J. (Mass.) Globe. than 2,000 years. SHUCKS —NOW HE’S DISAPPEARED. Mone TROVOLE FOR. THE LOST-AND-FOUND DEPARTMENT. ONE MAN, ONE CAR, THESE MOTORISTS GOT NO CONSIDERATION A~TALL », Disease THAT YOUR DOG? It’s - ee WHAT AN ORNERY Would you rather stretch out in a Morris chair and read than hoe potatoes? ; bed | Do you feel any reluctance about getting up early in morning and hurrying to your job? Would you likesto go fishing these golden afternoons’ Could you lie on a sunlit hillside and watch the clouds sail past, and not be troubled in your conscience? Maybe you have ENCEPHALITIS LETHARGIA! ~ * That’s the new medical name for chronic laziness. Science also has discovered that what makes men work is not the love of money or even the necessity of eating. Tt is the powerful “will-to-do” which abides, in some degree, in every normal person. Most lazy folks are those who are fastidious about what they work at. Every one knows how much easier it is for 2 small boy to dig bait than to spade a garden. > Tf you can turn your will-to-do into remunerative chan- you are fortunate. Don't blame the job if you can't. is’ up to you to find the job that you can get enthusiastic JUST A COUPLE OF BLOSSOMS FROM OUR LARGE FOLLY CHORUS (Copyright, 1919, by Donald McKee.) In Praise of the Grouchface BY DR. FRANK CRANE (Copyright, 1919, by Frank Crane) it. The hard work expended in sports and games is {nspired | ee ce: Successful men are those who exercise imagination in their work; who get fun out of the) | would speak a word for the Grouchface. ; all the while you know he is the kindest, ‘ m " ba : |He is a much maligned one. gentlest soul imaginable. | Enthusiasm is the antidote for encephalitis lethargia. We are exhorted in all uplift literature to| He is a reversed hypocrite. Most people iia coum go on smiling, to look pleasant and to keep conceal their bad traits. Bill conceals his They tell us the treaty may be a daily topic of discus- | the corners of the orbicularis oris continually good ones. So he averages up the world ‘sion in the senate until some time in November. At | Pulled toward the ears. very nicely. - any rate we shall have something to celebrate on Thanks- | Thus, it is claimed, shall we add to the Then there'is the smiling young miss, giving day. sum of human happiness, relieve the pres- | and the grinning dowager, the ingratiating jsure and help along. smirk of the beggar, the professional But— geniality of the parson, the imitation good 4 | There’s another side to this matter. nature of the society lady, the gleam of Developing Anything can be overdone, as the book- white teeth the confidence man flashes at Ae | agent said when he was kicked downstairs | you from beneath his black mustache. ah land then arrested by a policeman for dis- | Wolves smile. And the devil smiles. If a man does not measure up to his circumstances, why,/turbing the peace. Where I like to see smile is in the eyes. he is kicked out. | And you have known instances where | You can fool me with your lips, but not Circumstances seek, test and place men who are masters|the smiler got on your nerves, ness pa? with your eyes. ‘of them. "4 P ‘ There was a man came in my office Give me, therefore, a good, wholesome ' _ Henry Phipps, Andrew Carnegie, his brother, Tom Car-| yesterday to sell me stock in the Flybynight Grouchface, a Sourball, a face marked by | Megie, and H. C. Frick were responsible for the steel in-|Oj] Company. He smole while he entered, | grimness and indigestion, a fierce moutli dustry in its larger development. |he smole all the time he was talking to me, | and—a twinkle in the eye. That is the _, in referring to this group, a friend once remarked to H.|he certainly appeared tickled to death to | kind of man I'll pick to go fishing with. _C. Frick: How fortunate it was that the steel industry |meet me, he basked in my greatness, he| To go back to Old Bill. Everything he, id_you men. was genial beyond belief, and he went out | does is under protest. But he does it. And he ‘How fortunate for us that we had the opportunity of| just in time, for a little more pleasantness,| the unctuous and charming George W. e steel industry,” replied Frick; “for if it had not been|a couple more smiles, and I would have Saccharin is in favor of everything, Oh, | “us it would have been others. gone to the electric chair with his benevolent | most enthusiastic, and never does anything. | NOTE OF THE BIG ALL NEW BILL THAT STARTS FOR THE WEEK WITH A CONTIN- UOUS PERFORMANCE AT 2:30 P. M. LEW WHITE POPULAR HEBREW LAUGH EXTRACTOR “GIRLS AND GINGER”—THAT’S THE KEY- “We came in at the development of the demand for steel|blood on my hands, Not for me l'homme qui rit. Not if he and we had to develop with the job of supplying that} I bought a suit of clothes the other day | has a bad eye, in any case. | demand. of a smiling salesman. He was so sunny | The best comedians are funereal. The! I got freckles. And prickly heat. It was | villain chortles. The president says he is headed for his goal “thru |a relief to meet my old friend Bill Smith Moral: Be pleasant, but not too forever- misrepresentation and every other vile thing.” We |on the sidewalk. Bill always looks like | lasting pleasant. | would be ready to scrap if a foreign statesman referred |he had just hit his mother. Really he is Old Bill has a way of asking his wite to to our senate as a vile thing. restful. He never smiles, except under | pass the butter. “Pass the butter. Face.) 5 protest. Wall.” Which is an abbreviation for “If! When you run across Bill he is liable | you do not pass the butter at once I will idionat diokonor consists Al eae Gee to stop you and whisper hoarsely, “I love | push your face against the wall.” Sounds SUPPORTED BY AN ORGANIZATION OF a d si S YY |rainy da I want to see the hospitals | brutal, doesn’t it? But she laughs and Mie. choosing. |full. I hate sunshine. I want war and | comes over and kisses him, and he growls, it Cay SES Se see ee MAGNITUDE IN— 4 THE | debts. I'm agin the league of nations. | and she calls him her precious darling old : il love weak women and strong drink. Down | bear. She says he is the most even- : Sins of Heart and Head )|ith prohibition. I am a Bolshevik.” Yet | tempered man in the world—always mad. : Sse eseessieseneesmneitis : ; APARTMENT HOUSE Let's ko buy Boldt's French pas REV. M. A. MATTHEWS will preach a sermon Sunday morning “And he was angry, and would not go in”—this was said about the} PARIS, Sept. 27—Of 85 tenants elder brother in the parable of the prodigal son living in an a . The wanderer had returned from the “far country” wherg he had/ancient and p spent his inheritance in riotous living—fast women and everything else hat burned up money—finally landing on a level with the swine that h Jew—herded Hix old father had welcomed him with great joy—with robe, and Faubourg du NAUGHTY | |' ELOPEMENT | n heroes, It , and revelry ,” with the entitled, But the elder brother didn't like it—so he sulked in the shadows of és What did it matter that his brother who was “dead” sroes who have | FAITHFUL that he who was “lost” had been “found”? fallen for th je always been faithful to his father—he had never trans-|Country , but he never had had so much as a “kid” so that he might| world.” ry with his friends.” of the Mother and the liberty of the| UNTO THE END” At the evening service _ Bias soon as this spendthrift returns—he is given the “fatted calf” he will discuss the Reem pencis and dancing 12 his hover praise 6 99 fone FUN, GIRLS AND LOVE SERVED what this elder brother said to his father when the old | Jeft the arty to come out to entreat him to come in fierg help eve the | “A SURE CURE WETH FRRNGS OF PEP younger yother a fresh start | It Wdn't be fair to slur over the wrong-doing of the prodigal——he FOR as thoviess. and worse—but this elder brother is @ fair iilustration| FOR BOLSHEVISM” of many VY respectable people who are so strict and straight that they vagy 7 ut of the most warm-hearted experiences of humanity. h é eldSprother is typical ‘of men whose sole thought is mercenary | Tgone He probably too stingy to take a “kid” and have a “barbecue” for | Ph eg fies Tie here ie id Pils friends—te would have been gross extravagance! Ph i Yessy le gio ggg | physical discomforts which many sy—out “in the field”—his one thought being that of i ‘i q : Wyo that everything had the dollar mark on it. Why| ‘Take “Seventy-seven” in the early| "Xin affectionecanse, The distress. | waste’ calf, anyway—why not sell it and increase the father's| stages of a Cold, Grip, Influenza,| '% ®PPearance and the intolerable 35° SUNDAY {5° AND EVENINGS Fine Programs of SPECIAL MUSIC by Quartet and Vested Choir. ADULTS CHILDREN bank account—Yh would finally go to himself? Catarrh, Pains and Soreness in the| itching and burning too often make jelcome 4 ; a . Pa a Sorene: he i" | elco! He couldn't \ that in his father’s heart there swelled the thought| Head, Chest and Back, to get best re-| life really miserable, Yet Resinol | ‘ Melson for. You that this was th®ne of times to spare nothing—his son returned—what| sults, Take It early and take it of.| Ointment, aided by Resinol Soap, pine, unten’ ial ten generally overcomes these troubles | FIRST 3 bd de of win In the world; sing of the heart—produced If you wait till your bones begin to promptly, even if they are severe ES by eet ems; and sins of the head—produced by cold-blooded | ache, it may take longer. | and long-established, The Resinol PRESBYTERIAN THIRD — AND —MADI SON cal 5 all vial of pleasant pellets, fits| treatment stops itching instantly, CHURCH prodigal WMNiity of the former; the elder brother was pat pocket a © for ; yr a8 guilty at por " of the latter. For tyirst Jesus always had words of sympatly; for all drug and country store br nintnel Ofntment and Resinel Boop areceld D H 5 ficing all druggists, Why do: the second he had OMworgy of condemnation, 19 eee ee nee yetaline Coy . ribbed 5 $ » Ne “ TS Seventh and Spring 4.