The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 30, 1919, Page 15

EVERETT TRU! HEY, Ba == THEE! WHAT 4RC =— SELF A Oscar—Why did you have the tele phone taken out of your office? Jim—Do you consider anything a Modern improvement which gives your wife a chance to ask you for money during business hours,’ after going thru your pockets the night before? Busy Housewife—Well, what do you want? Speak quick! Hungry Hobo—An automobile, a Myin* machine, a rich wife, a brand Rew liver, a steam yacht, private car, valet and a ham sandwich with & cup o' coffee. x i Mr. Multirox—Are you sure you love me for myself alone? Miss Manchester—Abaolutely. But, then, your money will give me more leisure in which to realize it. AN EXPERT B <—— The Sire—Late hours are ruining you. For m lways gone to bed with t The Son—1 age to keep fre g0t her divorce, w you man. | tf the roost. | —-—— eae POOR RETURN | t 4 | Bella—That was rank ingratitude, By CONDO —TUe PAY THE I'M DOING MY ND THES PUBLIC A Good TURN BY KICKING A HOLS IN THE COUNTGR TO * MAKE ROOM FOR * Profiteer—What makes you work so hard? ‘The Common One~Sure, an’ I'm x too nervous to steal, sir, * one SCANDAL Str eentiatiennemninincienmmmminacinnd ly Wifle—I just rend that they are taking no notes at the peace confer. | ence Hubby—That ought to teach our | neighbors a lesson. They all take | notes of our conferences, don't they dear? “Say, dad!” “What is it?” “How could anybody ask the lo’s pa for his daugh- | eman—Move on leman against the lamppost I can't. I was frozen to this post | Lila—She married the lawyer who| Miss Homestopper—And could you three hours ago. Jeal t my r, the Star—Not before | You're not Hkely to er. She ‘ tbc Y with Kathryn—What a lovely engag the mirr I practiced it before my al] | he's already dc searbciieks be y engage i | «ister-in-law's photograph m all} » ment ring! Your fiance must be rich |, Miss Eaglebird—Did your Walt—Jim sure is making hi ary ie si attordl wo it k tot take many prisoners? | changes, aie ‘ of Hepa : a : gt. Overthere—Only when tl 5 »—Yeu, in ance oney go a long way these days. «| Ma | on » f Sergt iy nm ap Bf Lpsin oh money go a long way these day eee ae | ee | Kittye—Rather. You see, I was| compelled us to do so by er ning at the first crow of) Bill—I wish I knew how. What's |, ssa rae ay] London banking houses are fast , : engaged to five men this season, and|!ng in superior force, the roosters jhe doing? , ith untora, | ene depleted of their women ein Peek Pa, is a tongue called an| i orsuaded them to go in together on a ee | “es man have wealth untold, gan? et nmedtopper—And could YOU! wate on, he vent: a check ‘i liad a ma ployes so as to make room for re-| pa well, if it is, your mother is|* S¥Mdicate ring, 1 hate a lot of lit- ‘ It 1s deplorable that a girl ; rally understan e French , , ea ” dier: finest er in the world, tle ones et . er first kiss but once, lers when. they, crowedt China the other day, ‘Not if he has a wife, my son,’ turning soldiers, the play r eet pte sem we sos © emanate rn ees epee ee a ee el. (eR eo a ac tecasenedall THE SEATTLE STAR—SATURDAY, AUGUST 380, 1919. DOINGS OF THE DUFFS That's One Tom Can't Answer. WHAT 1S THAT! | THAT's A cow - DADDY, wHic DADDY P | | SEE KER HoRNS HORN DOES HE plow WHEN WE MAKES “THAT See Those ume Fe.ows WER THERE - Those Are LITTLE DUCKS, Daan’ WEDLOCKED— And Peter Gets Away With It 1S FLIRTIN ’ THERE HE AGAIN oa | CAUGHT || WHY, ANNIE - | ANYBOOY CAN YOU THIS || THOUGHT SHE MAKE A MISTAKE | TIME _}| WAS You ‘TiL/ !) Suppose __ > | SAW HER oO. ( NOW- WHERE | a FACE DID HE Go? | WHEE -WHERE- LOOKIT ! SEE WER SAIL, JUMBO = ~~ SEB! WATCH IT GEE- WHY DIDNT NA LEAVE HIM IN THERE, JUMRO- HE HAS To TAKE A BATA THIGHT OW-H~ NOW T CAN ‘SAIL MY BOAT IN TH } = BATHE TUBe MA AINT = AT Home vat) 1 pape aii: ee eee e 3 nth FOR HEAVEN SAKE HURRY, THE JUDGE WILL HAVE A Fit! }} | ttY ROLL AMOUNTS Fi $3.16 ‘BETTER TELL s| ‘EM YOU'VE CHANGED | YOuR MIND ABouT THE ; tU DEAR, Ll) WANT You To HUH; I WONDER WHO | || reer JUDGE WORKOUSE TH SWELLS ARE CLARICE | tance i OND HIS WIFE! L HAVE (3 TALKING TO ON | |} INVITED THEM To DINE THE GuTmore! iS THAT SO? WELL you'RE THE ONE THAT OUGHTA BE Havin’ @ FIT! ole SS Ad’ BY GINGER, HE MNT AGOIN’ 5 “T’ GALAVANT ANY "ROUND THIS HERE TOWNSHIP WHILE (4 Pd Wh OFFICE, DURN HIM- { nue, He aint iF T HA~TH’ ONLY THING HE EVER KETCH HIDE OR HAIR OF WW A'TUG' WAS A GALLON OF HIM HELE GO A FLYIN WTO “W’ HOOZ- GOW, BY HEMLOCK 8 CoS TABLS CUTPLUG' AS & SvioRN CONST TALE Y LAWR, ITS WE ONT FONG uw b ‘ Frese 9, wit aTremey DUTY T' STOP THAT AUTERMOBLE EVERY How AND THEN TO SLICKER KNOWN AS STOP OTTO AUTO THROUGH Se “gtTo STO”, THE LONG ARM OF ) te, GETTING ON POOLING THE COST Old Pa Peadds—I won't have you} Faraway —I haven't seen] you marrying a me! ork. You tell | that young man to p away until rest in his firm. Stage Director—I Miss Reeler. You register} Mrs. 4 contempt perfectly. Doubt: | your wife at the hotel, Did she come { jhe has an Jesu you have practiced it a great} with you Myrtle Newgilt—Yes, here; but | has thal the mirror Mr ee