The Seattle Star Newspaper, July 12, 1919, Page 15

THE SEATTLE STAR—SATURDAY, JULY 12, 1919. PAGE 15 °° Tom Gets AU Bucited About Nophing! By ALEMAN||EVERETT TRUE ——SS«&By CONDO “Tom, WnAT Do You TiiNi< WELL, WE'D NOT Gone | r TO GET AWN WITH Wl | | | Hun. sve’s OF THE HEW JASS BAND SHAT KIND OF STUFF MAN | | AROUND HERE-Welt SPE IF sWe’s GOMG To BANG AN’ You NEVER | FORGOT To LET MY Dear mr, Skweez ; ———~_ THOUGHT OF IT Ta’ CAT OuT OF TH’ i Aleks ee tee, AAS Che. Se Sane UNTIL WE WALIKED, CELLAR, OH HURRY (_ GONE - | KNEW To "STAMP OUT BOLSHEVISM? Two MILES Bar Regie vv oy YOU'D MAKE US YOU CAN HELP BY GIVING Pane AR ab nee é iss THAT TRAIN NOUR MANY TENANTS DECENT : Trrm| |! | UVING QUARTERS. i c a} NOURS APRECTIONATELY, Pi Evererr TRE, CAOR~LE'S SBE Wi FRECKLES ATE LOOK WERE ! WHAT WELL, You ToLD -(FYER ADPLE 1S ADE You EAT TAG'S ‘ "sce hee se vol nay ox mae ge HAT ME ALWAYS: T° TAKE wuz ~ AW, APPLE 3 HIS PART! c'mon! i f i AYTANK OULD GIVE pr. TUMMY A GOOD MAS. s KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES— It’s a Cruel World. TLL BE DARNED | = seam & BY Golly! YOU | ( THEY Re For TH ][‘/‘SEE IF I SEND HER CARNATIONS PEPE ART \f 17 AINT ED W] LOOK LIKE 4 \AFF! @ LITTLE || SHE LETS NE STAY OUT UNTIL T WANT A YES Sit- WITH A BUNCH x STAGE Door , | | DipronAacy: Do JO Pr. IF L SEND HER VIOLETS, T DOZEN OF COURSE: SOHNNIE! WHATS SSET ME? || can stay ouT TLL IR. IF I SEND orcnips! CERTAINLY OF POSIES a\ HER ROSES L CAN RAMBLE IN AT rT PLEASURE! Zot. AND IF I SEND ORCHIDS - OH Boy! 1 DONT o | HAVE To Cone g By AHERN te re HEH-HEH, THIS 1S WH’ Finer CHANCE , M e” GLUE, EH? WE HAD To USE MY CANVI AHA = é ‘ PONTOON FOR JUST SUCH A WONDER IF YOUNG HIS ACT Io MUCH BLIGED ts CATFISH ARE CALLED KITTEN MINNOWS @ THE ROAD OTTO AUTO COMES ALONG WITH STRONG GLUE - ANOTHER STICKER.) _ BET THAT WILL STOP HIM jj 22% \CASE NO NS ley Z > _HORLE | —a¢ | uid CLEVER GIRL “How erratic the major acts since | his return—what is the cause?” | “ ‘Shell shock’ and ‘gas’ in Franco, | ated with ‘love’ and ‘income, — = BP eR Se eee f \ “Why did your cook leave?” | A CASE FOR THE 8. P.C. A. | “Became an inventor, Discovered ) —. wlio Paral Aik nie ted" b i that the pancakes she made were Her Mother—If you don't like Mr.|~ Migs Towne: “What are you doing, Mother: “I hope that you remem:| perfect substitutes. for rubber.” Gaulk and his attentiong annoy you, an ht |bered your sweetheart on his birth- yen yy uncle : why don’t you send him about his] tncle Timseed: “I's $ K\G day, now that he's been promoted on Hotel Clerk—And how did you like | puginess, instead of keeping him on “ . ANG. | the mine sweeper.” pcs reer, rr the string? these tomato plants.” A ; Daughter: “Oh, yes, mother; I sent : J him a new broom.” worms, They bite of the stalks of Miss Spendum: “Oh, dear, yes; to mi 2 Witty Visitor—Why is a Ss : painting like a bad man? | marry him? cs | Pair Partner—t give up, Jane—Of course; he’s the kind of| Hewitt—What a forgetful fellow) Witty Visitor—Both deserve chap that no woman should marry | Gruet is. jing. ; ‘ hs Disgruntled Guest-—It was most| Vera Pflippe—And let some other Miss Towne: “But it's so cruel to|~ unsatisfactory. There was no gas) girl get hit? I should say not. kill the helpless little things, Couldn't | - with which to asphyxiate myself, Be za ct 2. a ms you just draw their teeth?” bath in which I could drown myself. Ae ER ‘ ) a a cabana — * a ix or eight do. Jewett-—That's so; I don’t believe LRP UT UIT 150=~ and no rope fire escape with which| A wife's yearning capacity is usu- —--———. Did you ever notice that the man|*"? “* 0" Sisht ae he would remember which his lett| Isn't it # fact thab the congrega — to hang myvelf—and all I came here | ally far ahead of her husband's carn-| If a man is pushed for money he is| Shortly after marriage a man ac-|who whines and the man who wins| One seldom realizes that he is! side was if he didn't }vve heart {tion of a wide-awake preacher is sele ( for was to commit suicide, _ ting capacity. | usually shoved to the rear, quires the habit of listening, «. are not the same? . "Wrong until he is found out, trouble. ‘dom caught napping, Re