The Seattle Star Newspaper, March 26, 1919, Page 6

She Seattle Star b Mail, out of city, S0¢ per month: J months, | y & months, $2.75; year, $6.00, in che of Washing Outside the state, 3 Per month, $4.50 for & months, or $9.00 year. Hy carrier, city, l2e per week. | | “a There are fanatics and phanatics. The latest is the Slangologist. He claims in will speak stanguage, not language. This deluded candidate for a padded abode says that wuists are ahead of their time. It is indeed something invoke our thankfulness that THIS is NOT their day. The Unbalanced Party also declares that there is beauty and that Walt Whitman was first to recognize it. Walt, the philosopher, and Mark Twain both liked to we are told. But cussing and slang are north and th poles. Yet of neither can it be said that there Is ity in it. Fe Consider, for example, that celebrated Americanism, *t it.” Colorful, forceful, eloquent, expressive of much two syllables. But has it beauty? It offends, disgusts, i instant resentment. ' We wonder what Poet Untermyer, who thinks slang s beauty, would say were he late for an appointment and young lady or his wife spoke somewhat like ‘this: n, cull, y’ can’t gimme that corner-stand an’ git away it, see? Next time youse pull a bum stall an’ cum ’ up ten ticks late by dis sun-dial on me wrist, I'm blow, fer I’m a decent lady and a-wantcha t’ get me, "t linger on no street corners waitin’ for any guy from on, tsee?” z 25 years Hog and Pork Prices The U. S, food administration expresses ¢ its own system of price regulation. Hog prices have regulated as far as they apply to the persons who; feed and fatten hogs, and the packers. Pork products been permitted to go into the market with prices un- d save by a mandate that the packers should not tt more than nine per cent on their invested capital. _ Now the food administration is alarmed at the rapidly ng price of pork products. Housewives who have investing in pork chops, ham, bacon and lard, noted increase, repeated over and over again within the past satisfaction vo years. No doubt housewives will be pleased to learn the food administration has found out what they long ’ Packers insist that hogs are too high in price. They pl that hi on the hoof (in stockyards) should not @ over $17.50 or $18 at the outside, a reduction in price E stock raisers. ' Of course hog prices have been high. Corn prices have higher than at any time since the civil war, and Prices should go up and down with corn. It is an niable fact that the prices of pork products have gone ely even higher than hog prices. And it is pork consumers pay, not hog prices. Tf there is‘to be any further regulation of hog prices, it is to say, reduction of stockyard prices, there should, same time, be a regulation of pork prices. And it, d downward. People like to get money without working, and that is what Russia offers.—Paderewski, premier of Poland. s * ££ &$ #8 & Wrong, Mr. Paderewski! It is saying that most people @ to get money by begging, cheating, stealing, or gift, it would be a sad, bad old world if this were so. _ Really, most people like to earn what they get. It is ‘as to every man, woman or child who has a bit of self- ct and ambition. It is as true of the Poles as of any people, and if the distinguished pianist starts out n the new Poland with the idea that most of his peo-| @ dislike to earn what they get, he'll have his troubles, rly and often. | __ The trouble with Russia is that most of her people “not get one-tenth of what they earned by hard work, they were perfectly willing to perform. They got) little by their willingness to work that it is not re- ble that a considerable number of them believe in ing work and remain idle while the promiscuous dering is good. Most people like to earn what they get. the reasons why we have civilization. This is one Treating Our Babies Right A recent survey of a typical American city, a city with| } population of 300,000, centered in a farming and dairy) shows that the average grade school has one-third) its pupils on a milkless diet. | m An investigation was made as to the causes for poor! hip, in almost every instance the backward children| rere found to be the ill-nourished ones, and the census losed the interesting fact that a third of the city’s! de pupils had no milk on the home table. Belgian babies need milk, and we would not see an in-| nt on earth cry in vain if relief were possible, but the| ition’s first duty is to its own children and, as is probably case, if over this land a third of the school children! without the essential food that growing bodies require, | ir first task must be to give our own children a fair) What a farce to build million-dollar palaces, and equi _them with wonderful laboratories, skilled teachers, tthe | Most modern eames, a third of the students! herein are so hungry that they cannot read a simple sen-| ‘tence aloud without fatigue. {ines ae Bank Dividends—When? a How much longer must the depositors of the Northern! bank and the German-American bank wait for further divi- ‘wo years—and more—have passed since these banks | only his son, but other people's as ell The Surefire Topic. . eve ) How D you Feet 4) OM! Dureo / | ABOUT THIS LEAGUE y | oF Nanions? SOMETHIN OUGHTA | 1S Pose v* Prevercr war | ma’s ( RIGHT } WELL , OUR GOVERNMernT 16 AT LAST WAKING UP ‘To The BOLSHEVIK! | MENACE Ano IT's AgouTr “TIME r J z ae B. / yu, £ a wee Mt, ‘6. Pg Seon Q - 4 an & wW sgh MAY. se vs i°) vi ‘> 4 % Starshells A WORD FROM JOSH WISE A balloon don't look near so big when th’ gas is out. Chairman Hays sayn'the 1920 fssue must be nation- Why not make it rations-aliem? nee Not that it means anything in particular, but just resident aliam. to call your attention to it,” postcards D. C., Wilson said last week that ff Great tain had an nounced she would support Fran Germany would not have started the war. George Bernard Shaw said, in 1913, that if England made an alliance with France there would be no war and everybody in England laughed at him. ere “Walter,” he called, sniffing the air suspiciously, “never mind that order now, I can never eat when there's a small of fresh paint around.” “If you'll Just wait a few minutes, «ir, replied the waiter, “them two young ladies will be going."--Tit Bits. The*@xechs are willing that Poland should have the major right in the Teschen coal fields if they may have the miner rights Tt is suggested that we exchange professors with Mexico aw we did with Germany. They could furnish us professional bull fighters, and we could furnish them professional bull slingers eee HOW CAN HE HELP JT? ‘How can a doctor make ap honest 1i “Why not . “Are not his ill-gotten gains?” eee BE. B. sends it: It may take nerve To go shopping With your wife Or to turn down ‘The Hat check girl, Or not to wear A $12 silk shirt Or to be a human fly Or to eat bread pudding In @ restaurant Or to make out your Income tax return Without consulting a lawyer, Or to ask a haberdasher For a 50-cent necktie, Or to smoke stogies, Or to handle an airplane But my idea of nerve Ix to wear A silk hat In Russia eee MEBBY THE PRINTER WAS ANGRY AT W. je said she couldn't stand men on the sereen who scattered virility all ove How e do ish that some one ould ta he Rivoli this eek! ‘arnum does literally the place—not He is always ring him to pieces little too rough ith cliff, But © antict lighting Into some one and And, finally, he must have be the villain, for he fell over the pate.—-New York, N ‘Tribune. o- It was the junkers who built Germany's fleet, It will probably be the junkmer FOREMOST AMERICANS who get it. | Appreciated by all real up | I've said the Y On the Issue of || Americanism There Can | Be No Compromise \ see Germany (\ un HUH HAS Beer STRIPPED, | SHE'S “THROUGH For j { ALL Time j ( War 00 You THirt ABOUT PROMIBI TION T IT Wiee MAKE ANA TION or DRUG FIEN Ds OFus'! avs ~\yv wer 5 yRESS FE Editor The Star; | very much that I have wanted always weem to bit the head, The one whieh spoke about going to the movies the other even ing waa no true Don’t Warn—Boost By DR. FRANK CRANE (Copyright, 1919, One of the best pieces of advice given in regard to inducing holders of Liberty Bonds not to sell is this from an investment broker “The constant reiteration of appeals people to hold on to their bonds,” he says, “sometime: uspicion, disclosing, as they apprehension over the volume of “On the other hand, if more emphasis were placed on the advantages that are to be obtained by making additionak purchases at current levelst there would be less sell- to arouses to do, elling seem by Frank Crane.) | himself. His deed becomes self-expression, which is alw better, freer, satisfactory than obedience. Socrates taught by suggestion. Jesus’ parables were merely suggestions, they were the shrewdest kind of motivation, For instead of propelling people along a certain 7 line of conduct they inspired people to pro- pel themselves. There ought to be a clever advertising propaganda to suggest to the people the © advantage of buying Liberty Bonds at the present low levels. If once we can captu the imagination of the country and m and more ~ ying.” \school teacher A cheerful or funny movie certainly does cheer one | up. I tell you, your editorial good and are ans PERKINS. © mighty ate Amert BLANCHE G oe WOULD RETAIN ARMS Editor The Star: To@ay I received a letter from a boy ned at Angers dated Feb. 1. He gots The Star over there interested in the news it contains. I # the boys we and other equipment when t if Uncle Sam would perm We would like to see matter with congres meen nervice over there France and is greatly to retain thelr arms but doubt boys who have 8 ¢. CRILLS. FROM BREST Editor The After reading so many of the let ters from boys in service, I feel ax tho we of the good Tarbell are lost altogether irat of all th 8. 8 Tar troyers placed in commins yur home ard is PRMiladelp 30th, 1918. Tarbell was chosen for the escort of honor to mr dent Wilson. We left New York on Dee. 4th for our big trip, arriving at France, Dec, 13th, after a very rough trip at then we have been ropean pc any di and have hampton, Chatham, England, besides islands, Lisbon, Portugal the important French ports Star the latest rmistice which we left on loing special duty in the Ia our course travel we ished paswen both visited such places as Devonport, Toepoint and rs, Gibraltar, and nearly all EARLE 8, CULVER, Brest, France. BY EDMUND VANCE COOKE PAYING WITH A GRIN (Text:>—Kven the dance of desth has its fiddler.) Of course you've been contorting with your income tax return; You've said some things about it almost hot enough to burn. same as you said and I'm making no apology I think tax-l But remembering that the Huns were licked and taxes helped us win, | I'm going to pay my income tax and pay it with a grin tur; | Yes, I could go to Washington and tell those simple | ma loons It hurts to pe | It's hard to make the children play the same old game | by of “Hoovies all thetr to movies, But when I think of Uncle Sam and how we saved his skin, I'm going to pay my income tax and pay it with a grin When Why 2 chap who looked like me Was standing up and w like @ loco'ed Cherokee. it was only yesterday we are drawn at institutes of etymology!| up the? | | bride inborn instinets are asserting rights|and inexpensive made with There i reason, or by command. by suggestion. It is suggestion that human beings. The good gests, and commands rarely uggest suggests, tion. For when motive that you suggest SERBIAN SOLDIERS ARE FORCED TO WALK HOME al to The BELGRADE (Speci impressions cial Red Cross misnior permanent is that of little of Serbian soldiers walking From th south to long the sides of what or on the near-by le groups of two trudging. Many just out of hosptias they are, dependent for nthe villages thru which anne. with uniforms nd all stagen of disrepair, ey were plodding bravely on the m: One of the extreme along. Watcher and Liberty Bonds as security when you need money. Loans taken up from others and more money advanced. Liberal amounts. Lowest rates. You get full amount of loane— no interest deducted. Ladies’ Department. Loans on Diamonds, Watches and Liberty Bonds Empire Mortgage Loan Co. Established 12 Years 201-23 White Building. 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People are moved not by argument, by They are moved pulls and pushes salesman ‘The good preacher | The physician cures by sugges- you is to actuate the man within and kept, if of investors, capital. sug- The expert campaign in Liberty Bonds prizes to be sought we can create a great m} we shall make the Unif States the financial leader of the world. We talk of going after world trade. Wot trade comes to those who have plenty If we can get our people into # way of saving and investing in the bu | ness enterprises of the country our exp sion will be enormous and permanent. There should be a continuous and inten the interest of thrift. | should be a campaign of suggestion. start the over and over again the fundamental ments of investment should be repeated. | Fraser-PatersonCo. 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CREDIT GLADLY Have All the Music You Want Hear any music you wish to hear by the most famous artists the world haw ever known, and hear it. any time you wish. Have all the latest dance records for your delightful home dances, No strument offers more enjoyment at such © cost as the COLUMBIA GRAFONOLA $20 Upwards ON CREDIT 1 do not ope on people's pock: | etbooks. I have vated dentistry | to a professional business standard, EDV J. BROWN 106 Columbia Street went into the receivership of the bank examiner. | po | There are assets in both these banks which should bal ae ee a erie jr—The man who aroused sym. liquidated promptly. The feeling that a considerable amount) * wares | is being wasted by delay thru office expenses, and otherwi | Its @ strange world. You hear a lot more will not be downed. against 15 cents for a plece of pie than | ___ The depositors are entitled to ready cash promptly. The" ““™* *"""" oo... dividends should be declared as quickly as it is humanly! A STRANGE EXPERIENCE ible. f | Her experience in Stevens Point was a novel one “a . And it has been a long time since the last dividend to Mrs, Kaufman, who had never before seen « Yeached the depositors. or known a temperature lower than 40 degrees at A" zero. She now knows what below zero weather {s When we beat our swords into plowshares, why land has 4 sleighrides. She enjoyed the experience, | 5 |and even on the coldest days seemed not to feel the - not beat our professional loafers into plowhands? Sup Was sending oaths to Heaven, almost thick enough to dim it That-we were all behind the Line to back it to the limit, | Was threatening some fellow called “the kaiser” in Berliny | | Ob, yes, I'l pay my income tax and pay it with a grin Come in and these beautiful musical — instru= ments, hear them play your favorite music or sing the latest songs. And youn be interested to know about our Easy Credit Plan, which enables you to pay a litte down and, while you are enjoying your GRAFONOLA, to take care of the balance in small regular payments. see kicks 20 cents for ‘The war is won and some have pald who cast the dice | | with death, > | An eye grown dim, a severed limb, nerhaps a last, fost | breath. And I, who have some senses left, and each limb in its | socket, Shall I spill bass around the place because I scrape my pocket? | The Hun is have been; I guess [ll pay my income tax and pay it with a grin! 1% (Tag:—If you put up a “holler” for war, don't unmcan it now.) TRUSS TORTURE Can be eliminated by wearing the Lundberg Rupture Support. We ive free trial to prove its aupertare | weather more than those who have «lived in Wiscon. |win all their lives.—Stevens Point, Wis., Journal, | a | Put, as the undertaker remarked. | live, doesn’t he one, but had he won, I think what might PHONOGRAPH DEPARTMENT 211 Union Street 1232-34 Second Avenue os Store Hours 9 to | — me war council would limit Germany's stand- 1,000 men, More power fe Foch! A. LUNDBERG Co, | 1101 ‘Third Ave. “A man has to Seattle. | ae Ys, agnaNNS