The Seattle Star Newspaper, March 11, 1919, Page 6

SEATTLE STAR! . ROT Seventh Ava New ae ee or 7 news OF SCKIPTS NORTHWHST LEAGUE jews Service of the United Press Assocint ¢ the Por t Jase Matter May 2 1899, at_the Pontaffice @ Seattle, ‘Wa me un the Act of Congress Mareh 3, 1870. ch; # months, $1.60; 6 montha, Gutaide the ata Ly carrier, y r month . in the State of Washington, for € mouths, or $9.00 per year, we Pubtian Phone Main 00, Private connecting all departments, Volume 20 : The Span of Life 5 That our bodies begin wearing out at fis the startling belief of Dr. Eugene Lyr fot the Life Extension Institute of New York ‘of his life-long study of old ag Hf your mirror, m: feet, blame not you passed the Old age imprinted its first thering in d, tho the Mark of its cold lips was long in showing Why do men and women begin to grow old when they fare little more than half-matured? You cannot answer that @gree on why the death rate duced in the past 30 years has increased. Consider two new-born one still a youth. Th alive. ‘Two generations ago nearly all men theards, carried staffs and hug Grandpa now does war work @ short skirts. But camou nor do years 1 ster t wearing There are 6,690 people Ay @ge and 388 who 2 pass re the rare exceptions. % By lowering the death rate Mereased the average length of umber of the a os director sult as the re dam, re Is gray hairs and crows no two experts has been re people o 5 question, of ing while th for people health man babes, equal in e other is a broken 70 wore tore and wears past grocery tove 1a dances the Grim the body. over 90 mark, halt out erica years of century They are among young folks we have We ha hort still coming those life ve also = who have passed 2 The Rubner school of physiologists ds a natural happening—like the of w Autumn. From the observat Dr. i 4 withering and falling dead in the summer of life ; Of men between 21! and 31 called up under the PSS per cent were tu ned down on account phy Old age has already sunk its talons into 38 out of 100 of our manhood The doctors years for believe that. deatt of of more than of these result figured that half 1 defectives were the direct of Grance and lack of physical ining—in youth, How can we check this increasing tendency of people D die after they are 25? The late Professor Metchnikoff, the buttermilk cham- n, led the scientists who believe we could all live to be BO by correct eating. Metchnikoff died at 71. Old age is more than a problem of buttermilk, d and gymnasiums. bran tec Apartment Houses - J. Pierpont Morgan has put up the money for an Azteg| ging and apartment renovating scheme down in the Ani-} | working | New York, where most citizens think their apartment | valley, northwestern New Mexico. Morgan, s are both first and last words of civilization, is curious the accomplishments of the Aztecs. That's why he d with his money. This buried ruin of an Aztec apartment house promises | rushed upstairs into t | Open our eyes to the ability of the almost forgotten|° the | shinkies The house is 359 by 280, of three stories, with 200) on the ground floor. box affairs. They were rooms, wagh for a man to get around in. ders of today ought to listen to that!) ie house was so built that plenty of sunshine and got into the roo (Again, your attention, Mr. Builder!) - Yes, the Aztecs did very well, stones miles by man-power. And they had to cut Be umber and carve their stones with huge stone imple- But with all their difficulties ects managed to make their a and livable. to Prices - the present situation in Europe is ove: Grocer. ‘Prices must come down. While they are not expected © decline suddenly, it is expec ted that drops from time to real rooms. rtment houses quite will average from 5 to 10 per cent.”"—The Dry Goods} onomist. There's another very good reason why prices p as suddenly gs the Hun did. In order to keep alive, face of the fact that business wasn’t to be as usual, hants bought stock at ne prices and it would ply mean ruin to many them to now clear their ives and counters under a sudden long drop in pric The consumer notes decided reduction in whole: bes, but doesn’t feel much of a reduction when he or she ies to deal with the retailer. It is an ugly there is bound to be a ra lical change for the merchant has worked off his war-time stock in Way or another. The story of what our retail mer- ts have gone thru the past two years would show there has been a lot of courage, patience and patriot- im not mentioned in the dispatck va of the better Even the knockers agree that th tion is theoretically sound. tt would be mostly sound. He Remains ‘Man Who Wobbled’ And so State Senator Mz Agmus Thomle, Mains “the man who wobbled.” He wobbled when he ' men in the senate cloak room. - against the Lamping bill. He wobbled when he offered the ) lame excuse that he had promised to vote for that app © if it had provided a poll tax. He wobbled when he said he would yote to reconsider—and he didn’t. He wobbled when he said he had the pect se of the organization to pass a =) better medsure than the Lamping bill. He wobbled when league constitu- What they feared was that yielded to political confidence He wobbled when he voted Reaper } | | carelessness, | And those rooms were no little | fire out Large | ** (Apartment house | and they had to carry |* the prehistoric Pueblo | « ? r."—The Ameri-| didn't} situation, | of Everett, re-| he said he would vote for a poll tax bill that was ready for o ‘Passage—but never came to a vote The “organization” Why not? Was he not “the man who wobble As a state senator, Thomie is today the of thesstate—and he deserves to be. used him must be snickering up their aughing stock Even the men who sleeves. The average mon wonders whether that athirty three million bones provided in the rivers and harbor bill will be used to drain rivers or merely to drain the treasury. The ignorant man jusity blames poverty, for socicty was to blame for his for his ignorance. ociety The aces helped depose the kings, but the knaves still rule in spots. The words to express a wi ‘orking man's opinion of a professional loafer are not found in dic tionaric ’ double-crossed him at every turn. | THE SEATTLE STAR—TUESDAY, MARCH 11, 1919. ‘Picture of a Baby Being Cussed and Discussed. MAY 1 MOT ASK YOU Te REP RAIN FROM CRITIC | 90 THe Ler vee Tee Yer Lierce wre RASCAL 4AS% A : . TA | 1 REC Tee TH Wem STARSHELLS new fad. The A WORD FROM thing to do there is to JOSH WISE at ar ne arm N no, don't misunderstand ua, We Th! reward av) gow't pationce is always very Intent carry und under mean a kid The sou the tunct unter pushed dish of mething-or-other with the exclama A DRY FIREMAN tor Assistant Chiet Ralph J. Park a long time acon. r-faced guy at back th in’, That's not fit for a hog to eat!” attic, kicked| “Very well, str," replied the pretty and sheathing, | waltres#; “I'll get you some that te roof, tore away cpleew ae and the If you ever waited for a sttwet car (and ave), you'll appreeiate aving . humor fn thin three feet across, Chief Shanklan My husband how been missing for main at ph P out more an the oner Iitinots, ’ an a “Well, for the firet three or competition with | day# I didn’t think mueb of it ) at the state meetings. | figured he was ikely ‘oopeston (IIL) Ch h wet ¢ Wichita Eagle crawled out on the burning with put you didn't you report this four amt monn the most con there's Thom His wife in court, complained He bit mé en the head with a and never even apologized fore when he hit me he t twn't my shoes and gowns that are rds Alway SHAKESPEARE SAID IT BY EDMUND VANCE COOKE trasted And so pe To learn that His shock of hair His skin fs “plotched His features all are The Ix only equal H rdness of 4 by it awkw mother (imple, trusting Bestowed on him the name of Poa e facial design tsa comic Valentine buck teeth wear an ochre tint, Hin nowe quint Match roumal on the be Most bashful of tw no ¢ named him askew, his « . dimer wn impe of speech iis parent neo. And here’s a girl F ts an infant elephant’s Likewise, ‘tis her Her members won't co-ord 0, as she rambles round e very lamp-posts tumble down \nd still her parents bad the face To pin on her the name of Grace whose broad expanse unhappy And Li The Univer ugar Is bitter Laughter in ha Her night's a er Her loving pa parents named her Hope Last, yes, I know The t failure An inefficient, shiftlows shirk He failed in school, he failed He fails even in wedded life; 1 shocked to say he fights his wife sut never, has licked her Yet she's call him “Victor! ight, 1919, N. B. Ad und lea a chap, bigg: » the map at work, even once, compelled te (Copyt waiting for a| THay Brat! ) } wee, te te } impos si6ce!! KENT Away ! wT Le Warr ) Revues) ARE Ave int Beroee | ) 8 Commry mrysece yuld draw small audi ences in his trip nd the United Mtates to fight the league of nations and that he may be to attract large crowds, we suggest to him that he carry a jazz band and close | meetings with AND TO LOOK AFTER THE BABY? Wanted allarow man with Iinols state embalning license, who can lay carpets, put up shades, make picture frames, do repairing and upholstering, take care of stock and wel goods. Address De Courery & Bullivan, Rochell, 1m Advertine- ment in the Furniture Record “ee Ludendortt has written a book, telling the mistakes Germany made in the war. We have not seen the book. but we're certain it's a big one. Good, | “Will you.” asks G, L. H., “explain the difference between a democraite panic and a republican financial de preaxion ? | see | The science of business ts beyond jus. The sales manager of a lime | company * @ reduction in | prices building, but adds that if the lower prices do not have that effect they will be rained. |And if nobody buys after the ad. on will be raised the to | vance, we #’pose pr Jetilt 2 th known laws of trade | see A. N, senda it In these days of existence expensive Sober verse I hold much in aver ighe * Obeying well sion that Umes inten: Neither pleasing to purse nor person. For are high-keyed and sive to A Bolshevik French fronti agent arrived at the the other day with He probably carried it on a freight train. What's Best for a Cold? “WINNE? ee ‘ee For Colds, Grippe or Influ- enzal Colds and all their tor- menting symptoms, adults can take one or two genuine ‘Bayer Tablets of Aspirin” anytime. 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Rotten dipt Why, he actualy io” lots of times If he won't dintingulnher want to know, © and note ho « é J around the room t questioned. the respectful atter Enraptured ould appea ou have one of the the one ¥ eagerne uld anybody te 1 on the face of the third diplomat from the of that t that he might be sutiful mantelplece stand on the While principles are proclaimed 1 diplomat At the speaker—just looks. He the sympathetic, respectful at all You can imagin inking at times ‘ou he won't. Such diplo p, ded, eyelids dre w againet allowd: ing ge 1d with nerali he's | fle their astonishing straight body | forwardnens. t Lieut p.c James 1H. 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