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THE SEATTLE STAR—THURSDAY, FEB. 20, 1919. E SEATTLE STAR|Are We on Verge of [A Line or Two From Scaih ten_Nar tes F inding Secret of Life? Washington Rm OF scrirrs Nor VEST LHAGUR OF NEWwSraArnns "THE GROUCH it a fat man,” had ony rped an immor- b in « fat Ure nt of existence. Kent who Steet mumbled, “Nobody inwtead, he'd have tal chinful, on the fine p Telearaph News Service of the United Press Association " ftie h ng to 5 ir His atmosphere around regular t May), 1000, ot ee ' a t aa folkn acts the name as a bum apple he ha $1.50; @ montha $2.75 " 1 in the middle of a barrel of fancy hingtos mate n . ' t Baldwins, and you know they don't or $9.00 per year, ly carrier, oity, Lie # ‘ nt stay fancy very long, rubbing shoul ; . ders with one of a nour disposition, Salk A Pee t fo, at 1 the qu The grouch only secs the thorns on sa how nem the sunshine for * n of the } nee de I wert. The grouch t# a ere t yout cupine with the quills the Senate and in the Shop "om ; wet ei ‘need at Bama Two prominent American « ns \ heard from on Weyinee : has a quinine center for him. ‘The other de t © of the heart of a chioken, kept reason the dodo bird ix famous ts er day. . oar b plete HC the Dears because it's extinct, and wed find the grouch interesting, too, if he was One stood on the floor of the United States senate and Sa ae ichom Vines The. + eye with the dodo and politic vective upon Henry [Dewan beating A whole heart; for 104 da Bi: Se d noted advocat the five-dollar as 1 . ee peat ae vee “ . . n” SE arorers, 0 ten vi A. tdidianh Oe tail With: Gece tke | “Escape Miserable Days and Sleepless Nights Senator Lav » Y. Sherr . who always t \ ty of human fibrin t n | placed part) iotisr ss, halted the : | ay over wheels of cong t the eleventh], This sounded an if mp ovr ey tou Secvias taal | of ler y a handful of politicians what he}, F clones Of alttt | ight of Henry For ‘ 4 He wasted two golden hours of senatorial time on sar-} N ‘ tists can re take pieces of the hur 1 keep f when it is action the nation asks o nate ; pict: yi Ae cama dane ih wa cthe on is On the other hand, that same day, Henry Ford did ee at | ' \ r A r out West ‘4 “iq am going to. p rovi ide jobs for 4,000 disabled soldiers,” f ¢- ‘y t mily a He . I \ it d a ig ar of the t , " whens ked in an E n tom d soldiers will be Heer ebb epic ther than the loss of hk th arms will bar a)‘ y P online a ned soldie “id , w 1 abu ‘And Henry Ford started hiring disabled veterans that ae gee P . : . what’ the the Energy ‘Theory of Lite ; ; : : : : ults—Take one or two “Bayer Tablets of Aspirin” with While the country is begging congress fc nstr a ae eee See Republican Partyr in quite a bad scrambles | vate 17 necessary, repeat dose three times a day, after meals. and prosperity ler jon Lawrence Sherman gives u They need a new Seader, the do; = air” and peanut politics. " anting sectrie wires, Ghat we ~ . Y While the nation vainly waits %r ui , IF 1] should get reckless and start in todamble, Headache, Neuralgia, Toothache, Earache the unemployment problem facing . siden ies ts : { Get almost instant relief—Much suffering is needless! | ST while many bie employers are how to 1d bet on Hi Johnsons would you? si oe é : they won't pay high prices and b ; : : ss Rheumatism, Sciatica, Gout, Aching Joints $s shop, at good wages, tc 000 soldiers—an " t t t t of life and how] z bi % + * * . p, at good wage ) ‘ | Quick relief with permanent beneficial results. Ei erienerous bect as aukay Hens Lumbago, Lame Back, Soreness, Stiffness artaiatatatnta | here and so few Lawn 1ans. ~~~ ee (Eaters Ma STARSHELLS ' STARSHELLS | COMMENDS POLICY om ebrush. ae” . aaa: 2 Fiat lands, mountains away yonder in the haze. | coms tien of \ WORD rrom ‘The train rushes swiftly, n F , LE. J08H Wisk The jack-rabbits j clumps of ue Guadtion tint Ani | Splendid! Relief often follows the very first dose. Neuritis, Pain in Body, Teeth, Face, Limbs What else offers such ready relief with such safety? For Colds, Grippe and Influenzal Colds Sic dotting ti © : Th’ world is full More efficient than quinine—No discomfort or distress. ing the face of the 1 : of guideposts th’ e MEE Wearles with the endless, menotoncus paz ' a siarien 2 Uncle Ichabod—His Boast B 7. ning, for hu ed f ; ae “peaks ad waa ry “ oes | BY EDMUND VANCE COOKE ayer si ablets ¢ inging Aa ded yy SHACK. 4 oO ae " Answered by Mr. C. Grey | “I ain't so spry,.” said Uncle Ichabod, “an once. What do you see? | race K. | > sigh pstlnig . _—_ » Only at 2 onous expanse of parched desert?! “HOUSE CLEANING" Pos 5 a keep the} Me ee =) Dry, treeless, far from river or lake or ocean, hope-| Paitor star: In re clear , | yagi teva ela The Bayer Crosson Genuine Tablets under the blistering | ta first | , # s . 20 cent Bayer packages—also larger Rayer packages. your eyes! | I hear , e ' I | mebbe #0," sald 1 “my mind Buy Bayer . t t the secor tin? 6 ioe y packages only—Get original package. Off yonder roll mountains of water. SEMMis intervene between that se "i Pe sai | M ght ner Rood, Aspirin is the trade mark of Rayer Manufacture of Momoaceticacidester of Salieyfieackd = Comes a scientist some day with vision and the faith “aig. “ ‘ town iat believes much and so does great things ere will be ne a | If T can't talk aa uld. vate __ Rivers of that ocean water are distilled and sent ovg i : ack | oy t 0 peart.” sald Uncle Ichabod, “as when ¢ : |] We Please and Appease thru the black, bleak mountains in pipe lines to that ‘ . . I t t to feed | I uned to ay ‘ ther men. | the Appetite ly plain. a Oe : | I ke ght } AFE Green grass springs up; homes; towns; wealth; food ae i OP apr Re tag eA os he ‘ : ap Rais | ST. REGIS C. “bh ; > nt , 1 any , . " | Roxes for Ladies ‘The desert “blossoms as the rose. t ft Setieve me! 1 iter" Second and Stewart Street Impossible? | 1, the entire No, not in these and com f r do big things. The war of human genius. The one just as well as the big, male int things have n ; w con E ~s od ‘AGIOS IN STOMACH done. hance telnet ger See!’ Questions Mr. ©. Grey Can't Anawer | Sra SS aR ETON aty a desert? t + fast coming | down collar for my horse? —M. T. 1.| : NOW IS THE TIME] _ Or a paradise? t ‘ A. 7 t |Create Gas, Sourness and Paln— —$— 7 1 ¢ ‘ ar k rk 1 in arryin sd | How To Treat it $5 a Day Tn the meantime the |, Where can T buy m folding Oa86| i icat guthoriuion TO PI ANT After all, the lot of the legislator is not altogether rosy geval S| cuset—L. I mut lly nine-ter t : chap who has no ax to grind looks upon his a day ct a indie t : msation in Olympia with justifiable chagrin. ere The; t are ‘boosted rents. Restaurant keepers sent prices sky- ALIEN DRAPT EVADERS hea a hg Sweet Peas Garden Seeds Pan agg of the | gislative ession. | t ar oe trusts will fix the price | it he’s a queer chap, is the legislator. ee ane ae oh — ove Jeours i He spends money with wild r en i me = of rold man M r Onion Sets gome proposition like supplying : a ef, la Walla and Aberdeen, whether or r An " te, is to have a National Guard t neeaGt : : Biitd dollars wh snothee handred : ts —on Washington’s birthday. We can supply all q Hit be balks at ra ; ee at the most beautiful and popular varieties of j it he should be unafr lily throws away manner, but he vote himself $10 And yet, the latt Sweet Peas—long stemmed and gorgeous ; le fathers) An, Charles M. ery blooming. Our Garden Seeds and Onion Sets q put |""te tne| prank P. ‘Adams of the New|Se"Hor Rafal ihieee” _are best for the West and acclimated. Plant | to depend for legislators only upon those who can affoi 1 > w aptain otk a : . : ed dollars on the 60-day session in," in| Fra renee your early vegetables now, such as Radishes, , : ; M jette . y off N os a0, a) b 4 ibaiitese to Wigte Olyma Mint Gee ee to eee soa. val KEEP LOOKING YOUNG. Garden Peas, Spinach, etc. for bossiny state—and deters others who ! et 1. ve tet} It's Easy—If You Know Dr. puld come for pi e ( h thru: “The French te mure Edwards’ Olive Tablets Our Uptown Store— AP an ‘The secret of Keeping young is to fee! Foot of Cherry St. a ” § ” "i t , re wot ” to do this you must watch y i ‘America First! ‘ ; dekh »—there'snoncedof har on Pioneer Square by our War Trade board that te 1 k in your face—dull eyes with no M EEE articles’ will be. prohibite " i ; ‘ arkle. Your doctorwill tell you ninety q Fitain ur'<ss a special nse is ot ( I 4 nag Pe >| Sctive bowels and I 4 tricti ‘ Dr, Edwards, awe ave ti er Ohio, perf otal : ' : t und mixed wit h olive oil to ‘act on blige z a3 v and bowels, which he gave to to we t t =) eer reatest n y nen and r . And it the te! bes: coats tha thitic to. FOR GREAT ZBarclens | ie atural buoyancy which sk MALTED | I Aid and au them joyed by everyone, by toning up the liver i ‘ meee mal me tine apples |and clearing the eystem of Lapuritice, { P e Bri | ind, or about 6; You will know Dr. Edwards’ Olive mt east pend r lendidly r Tablets by their olive color, 10c and 1 a Lea of Nations tl n it ne | Se per box. All druggists, in with ry natior king out ‘ er t e ee ee ee —And Fertilize, of Course From no n *Ot gan should 4 Europe clo: er dor to our manufactur ¢ ; 1 /ywe should ke« mor our food and « aw ‘material For our own indu tric | 1 hipping ci broad, keep vigorating food - wn th ost of li In » Borden's—alw ' ork both wa | In square packages only Lilly's Morecrop is something your garden should have now—no offens- ive odor. It will enrich it wonder: fully. Ask us about our Lawn Dressing and Garden Lime, You will need them both, SHIPBUILDING GIVEN BiG BOOST IN INDIA CALCUTTO, I TAILORING CO. Headquarters for Suits, Coats and One-Piece Dresses im umer for) 425 Union Street Strikers, and the docto now on his way East. | | Evidently armory “pork” had porcupine bristles in | MAI ED MI UE ei aR Olympia yesterday. Dealers Sell Lilly’s Seeds Ez