The Seattle Star Newspaper, January 22, 1919, Page 6

THE SEATTLE STAR—WEDNESDAY, JAN. 22, 1919. Coming Home With the Yanks! ‘| STARSHELLS | WILL GREAT BRITAIN’S FUTURE QUEEN E SEATTLE STAR! eer 5 pang ae BE AN AMERICAN BEAUTY? " JOSH WISh PRAAAAARARARARAARADALD DLP D ADDL DD DDD PPD PDP PPP PPP POPP PP PPP PP PPP PP PPP PPP PPLE ER OF SCRIPPS NORTHWEHIY LRAGUM oF NRwsrarens Telearaph News Service of the ¥ As Recond-Clase Matter Ma’ 8, 189% at_ the Postaffice at tle, Was. under the Act 0: Conuress March 3. 18TH Mall, out of city 6 month $2.75) el $5.00, in the State of Washington. es a al for 6 montha, of $9.00 per year. By © lted Preqa Assoctatio ’ . oat It seems th’t our weak neanen come nacheral an virtues have t' be cultivated “per month: & mmanthe tar Publiabing ange connecting si! department Ye 2 Emerica Has Wealth Enough To Make Everybody Prosperous TO AVOID PAYING A SATARY o-neek 2 4 Uncle Sam has become the world’s greatest captain gypsies teh Aho Of industry. Here are the figures: iren to help take care hia bu We have 6 per cent of the world’s population hes; would marry 1¢ multed.—Adver We own 7 per cent of the world’s land. Node, nh Aurors , onees BUT | er, We produce 70 per cent of the world’s copper | An Ingliah actrens ing funda = for the Red has asked Lon We produce 66 per cent of the world’s supply © : We raise 60 per cent of all cotton raised wacom : A yp Bors We produce 33 per cent of the world’s silver pro we four. A man mikht give up his jon. t shirt to he Red! We dig 52 per cent of all coal dug pera = Ging iy pg age oct apa We mine 40 per cent of iron and steel, 20 per cent of aa ee on E the world’s gold. We manufacture 85 per cent of all automobiles manu- ty three f Tussian paper red, and operate 40 per cent of the world’s railroad pe - gag 0 Me We grow 25 per cent of the world’s wheat supply. ie uk Gad satan te Oo Before the war, England was, on the surface, the with it. Mebby t 1is-| hest nation in the world. At that time the United tri } es owed four billion dollars to Europe. bia erate, ted a 4 Now Europe owes the United States TEN BILLION e f r In two years we shall have passed England as a ship- b ' k L der. . . “ And now all we have to do is BRAG ABOUT IT, and ge Fe ‘a8 swelled heads, and think of NOTHING BUT DOLLARS, , , ce Luxemburg haw fired er use our power to get still richer, and we will go to hell 7 & ae aie’ os & luchea of " | h Vides: aso spied - en ier in Buret | All we have to do is to become 4 JUNKER NATION,| ” Oe aa te th no other than material ambition. He whom the gods Gob—W'ere's th’ bana? | a te | destroy they first make mad. Elmer—Oh, he’s gone out after some more pipes and ducks. D'VOU SUPPOSE THEY EAT? | But let’s not do that. Let’s be sensible, and decent, | me Gf Pit ac rags Mo ollie 0 Mh ray’ ih Look ‘em over, prince, These are types of the American girls you'll find to pick from when you reach THANKFUL that we are so fortunately situated. And) —~——~———— ————— the that 4 vs jour fair shores ° 's try to make the best use of our combined wealth so}; LETTERS FROM | SOLDIERS anu ‘ os he (Look HIM over, girls, What do you think of bis senile?) ghar 4 will be prosperous and educated and com- , e \ peel BY MARGUERITE EDWARRS , ried to American eltizens, with the! women of the social world, for cok table and happy. nl si irs ne gore ae the © went fort of } M et Wilson, | lege girls, athletic girls, for doll r Will Gladly Publish In esting Communication: a duatandir ot cane dana a tan, te petad by | gi tor beasts Sie malt Hon There is no likelihood of any differences between From Yanks or Jackies main Her 1 f the fairy tale into Amer Jeaging Yank soldiers | but or sufitaget—tor aty onan C Great Britain and the United States, declares Lloyd |~——~-————~—— —— - ncn, | | TE t , " . ¢ a the ir . whe young ‘Chicago Ye will disappoint a great many people. | WANTS HG HUSBAND we wore cut short wit i : “gg Piped A An ee jcago Tribune. Editor The Star: I read The) doing” by the me. ©. A. seeeut?. | meee s ackson,| fire : . vlad ol goody: rd I ee ee et read } ‘or jane d ot r ae SeaasS OCF SUP wetr 1 Moh T lo . pA > n 2 hat Pesky Daily Shave , and I'm othe SAS SAA et ply from he army canteen a€ St) no} i peer ye : ret be ° ly eee fasnily Moers im into @ You have a beard as tough as ten-penny nails and as army Lud, balteve the, He had ted cy) tO ac ee AOR oe ere ee eee means } ped. For four) «Now, P. W., 1 love you dearly, pus as grass in a moist meadow. Each, individual everything one may think of to)! a gtanes 0; K but thy | fucriah the ent anes ee ad mot fault ae cen at the, fighting |and all that, but I couldn't consider er should, properly, be attacked separately and hacked #** home to me ap Meg ate og bi : geet yaneee las the dance t for the Ftelaen.| ye his part like any British soldier |... * your on bee re ema bits with a meat cleaver, but custom and the fact that [*° beam Pe yp agen gaye Bm e of e yan 1 hie ¢ 1 and ng favors. During 1 co as preall linger longer in the downy each morning than a hard gave him affidavits, and also his and a ¢ re a on | at y timer, w eo Sets SP eee bel ” should, makes it necessary to hew the stubble with | former employer bay Sey 4 ; ‘dnith on a tons rewt taney tree Prob j fety. He took these when going back to| | " _ c ped ax} : rye ; ; wa ow ta ¢ ar rdin disih tui ¢ ‘there are ~ varieties of silk- — "You stumble into the bathroom, make a jab at the hot "net Me call hon gers ve ger ot m tao| Grouse stinging Fre wife ' 1 } syed prcnomter ise ber faucet and scald four fingers on your left hand. Be- they do. to let him out “pronte 3 would 1 page Sk Sa Suen RN PARRA) Oe: Achelicnn, famniiie os inten Raikes es oman en yelps you attempt to lather your face and inadvert-| That bar been three weeks ago si coa tgp rsengy ign: Miah ‘rey 9° Pig eats 2 en of jab the shaving brush into your right eye. While De 7°¥ “al this Peace oF catth? | ie Stine chahete out 0 eudboty han teed to kat Paloleer betcha tec wan, ‘Tie Gene « ming out the suds you attempt to shackle a razor blade “Woon the war is over and a man Er n is another « ownki, which recalls the ald one of | penutiful daughters of the former Libert Bonds the shaving utensil and succeed in gashing your arm. has his wife sick, a place to work, | Bre ie. Mel Beet Bales the Pianie He Oiga, Tatiana, Marie and Ar y The whistles‘ blow. You realize that you have nine and to pay ber doctor bills, them ® nave beer M , globe. ‘The | Doing His Beet : aig Vergy Pagar iy wetbrompgirs co 4 minutes in which to shave, dress, grab breakfast ®°%* rom t in the end he hein hy S46 Sr aed ane an revolution. |! nought and sold at market rates id the trolley and beat it four miles to work if you are to | a yy totam eee many} it's Wilson made 2 t be considered posaible : go on time. ag circumstances, you realize, Ive hod no allotments in the ove hepa tr re Bn Ape Nena? gee The Seattle lor ing ’em up and you take a whirling swoop at %¥r! months he's’ been in service ¥. D, Port flakety, | word he ea T o chin eet An, 2A er cope ry * ' face with the bien pe Off comes an ah of hae Cae 6 am Saved eaerT Fans may a epeeeh in Cariint » eave taier| aan ee National Bank your ear, a section of cheek and a stray bit here and eG tbs camielade ® married DENIRGS BAD CONDITIONS § [end not @ paper in Creat Britatr fortunately for the romantic Bond Department lere of nose and eyebrow. Another whack and you're man. or man with dependents?| Mditor The Biar we. aaWe then tee reettin Premaat Whnen, Aner we santos Second Ave. and Columbia 8h & You sit down to work at last, thinking you made|Te! w=. Why can't we have our! [00 noi we tee ovis . | Tom delivered his in Carlinle pong thea iy mar fine job of it this morning, but, upon isekins tbe the Lette” «Ther, bave Gomme wom would like to ta fe6ty to let a aT re Fa SY Ee Ee ee or, you discover a huge hunk of hair near your left sec. Whey he as sient ter in Sta uary 1, that t pieetes Tiperts: het Senene and a plentiful sprinkling of luxuriant hair patches ONE Wit0 Has EXPERIENCE IN| (harem of ad food being supped dadlon” Abe cp hace te tame 1 ] ar e e ew ace WAITING: & MS.’ terly without foundation bothers us is a shortage of big bi with the commissary and mean ser , as your wife says: “Think of the money you| Periodicals to regard the Bolsheviki cian thruout the cantenment by shaving yourself.” ag hutian monstrosities, “bogey | 1 have betn & well-known caterer | Docking the traffie—-Augusia . men” of horned or hoofed creatures . ~ Pyseeg Po Ie Germans shout that unless they are fed at once they | to which they have been subjected aeill become Bolsheviki. Well, anything is an improve- | and the object for which they are tring + Regn Saved vAb | ‘ment.—Washington Post. ee industrial’ democracy | (nin hat hae teen auch @ creat)! Two Boosters for LIKE ATHLETES OF OLD whieh the workingman’a so 0) 04 a oleaoine food that te i * Get Call i iiaghe to life, Mikerte and hap. BAred And sholemome food that © League of Nations ‘py Putting More Iron Into the H 0 ero Padtateis aguuniel deck The supplies ase bought in the|™ * Blood of Modern Men and Women Public sentiment regarding the worthiness of relief 1) scuinat tab Gas atebhen War ae Dgpeyt ng Tinkantiagy Renter me thre on Account of Their Eating Coarse di is bound to waver in hearty approval of some, and For hin activities he was imprisoned. Cy sey Foods and Leading a Rigorous Out- best, a lax attitude toward others. The Near East relief | Pt 't Germany had heeded his voice. ing (he finest butter, exes, milk and door Life? Physician Says cara off the street so as = at noon, as usual, you visit a druggist and get sewed " I , ‘ on agi THE BOLSHEVIE I have occasion to t : ther, and then call on a regular barber, where you get yore seems to be a Mae on om {aout four tien A week, and mm Mither Good gh or Sarcasm Fe aDecmpainm aman Sd ates tin nh leg Santee uper-men With Streng di yd toward which the conscientious individual can-|sesteuction of 1 and aa sive Saat the Wear tabiiney te Iron Is Absolutely Es 4 vaston of Fra ee a Paes th enn rea pene x Is may not even sound thrilling‘any more, to hear the |e no necessity for this country |Our” when needed, 05,000 ioaves of sential to Greatest De- { of the Armenian and Syrian murders—of the thou- |‘, me ihe ensts aah ek tne Gur | read a day sands of orphans with protruding bones and pinched faces the Bves 0¢ 40 peti priate wertet I have, in the past year, had the '—of the rags, the dirt, the degradation of a once noble race. workers ee its ay tae choke The pictures of the ragged dead lying in file along a, AM% "™ ‘he Bolsheviki, | whos ted. Wicsheebtia. iar tides ‘foadway, of the more unhappy living waiting in rows for! \nu ne Saeed & coe die * soup and black bread, the hollow-eyed mothers, the scrawny, | tion into Germany, and thus hasten my children, with faces already dull from constant ap-| the overthrow of gp toro. | his |, j nak oe ating lt 3 “ shorts, It behooves America and the EE? yen mas ae longer rouse interest, “It’s all) Shien to show thelr gratitude and However, th \velopment of Physical and Mental Power. found the food wholesome, and plen ty of it Iam sure the uranee of Weak, Nervous, wh Folks In Two Weeks’ on by withdrawing their and not interfering in Ger-| conditions exis What are you going} #0 do about it? Will you let 50 cents or $1 stand in your| 4" "nd Ruslan affairs t Ma the opimon this ey! For it is every person’s duty to subscribe to] punaing in process of construction KICK T00 $00 eee | Not having Senator Chamberlain's sources of in- |v of ® and dis: | i na formation, Germany failed to detect all that American | 0rter, what harvels siceccaiicanaats | ON A, E, F, SPneh ane het military incompetence which the senator is still talking |""tn the work of reconstruction and rig eh ge Bat od ig ey about.—New York World. | of cleansing, there is usually more|(Hpecial to The Star t or les seeming confusion, and tol PpaRia, Jan, 2 A whisk broom on the radiator of a Seattle autoist this | “rd te sreat work of social house cleaning and rebuilding Week means another meal for a blind citizen or soldier. | "aren the aerial wtracture ia com. |Rettne favre Kicks than n you can't make of blood and In commenting upen these cond Also th and the probability t “bulldins t military pe It is the way Mary Sanders, superintendent of the| plete the worker will want comfort 1a before, This despite the fact Fis blind work in Seattle, expects to obtain funds for the en-| “ble rooms in it for himself. He wilt | iit ak me ts latgement of the broom factory which employs blind men| Nt, @v¢, (he Pest houses. tne ml Most of these 1 and returned soldiers. | bag 7 tat fot aalinas ‘* thes. spin! ic tha diwali oe y ee back home and most of them Her haven is called the Lighthouse for the Blind. Thru] fer in that day everyone who in| the aid of Seattle citizens, housewives and children, who are| ee eee asked to buy brooms from the 30 booths stationed along sa | PANMER s wien [onc Second ave. Friday and Saturday, the blind in Seattle may ei | co ne find light thru the shutters of employment in the “Light-| "46 .CBNSURES YM. C. A partment devoted to. th ur Investigation of t metallic because _ house for the Blind.” Kditor The Star: I noticed a let-Jof the soldier boye ad ‘ ter written by O. 1. Erickson, de-| those whose sons or brothers ot n his talk at . ree q " fending the Y. M. C. A weethoarts were in the servic In his talk at the banquet in honor of President Pc tne’ to. Beaten noth Witte ONIAaA tind WHtOn LMRE thay ware Wilson, King George said that the American people Englixh troop ships, which have nol not rec ving mail to notify the “speak the tongue of Shakespeare and Milton.” In the | way tor 4 to buy smoking to. [neaquarters office tn 1 | main we do, but we have added a few words and phrases | 8000, for lesw than 25 cont ara ‘Then ¢ rh that would make Shakespeare and Milton scratch their \"'s for °" aNd fe bi r fing trom Nuxated fron” heads and look around with a no-body-home expression | my sath trip 1 discovered 1 had no| Compan wi nt Sa Se Eas ae on their faces.—Arkansas Gazette. moken for the return trip ris | f SOB di hid WNT work Freneh t eBay ot: }was also true of my six shipmates, |. °AUY {Vers ““Videa, Ceell has pr Pos a The new German government doesn’t seem very drew our money and Wentltirtiy. he rou | the mint ins ie ages ire een! Bh Preinoda of cooking Bapendable, which shows that it may not be much of a | **ore, ot Brest, At the ¥. MC A. [men have heen detegated to the peace xu ehatewhion poopie tn 7 p it's so . > 9 2B A aed i cong “ cove . un v ave made such , A 1 package | tained 4 license aw wea captain. Her |of the work of the congress. ‘They 1 that Fietenoy 41a the, Reef have olin ast us, as far marveled at the large number of eee would as they! name is Tatau Imamizo, and at will by ar ne re: | ¢ spokesmen for th ae * i: — were conce ed, we we out of | ceived he t ee ei his doc We holo, So's “s neern r training from her father, | when the formin . ‘Spring y nn. So's Harry. |iuck, In St, Nazaire, a few days later, | with whom she sailed the Inland sea. | ation is ey Fi wie mie countries tate hi y fee w k and. run Would help people who lack iron in the blood ld feder- | 7, A nation onger, healthier and who ne rectathe cause of |men and women. their weak run-down state, and all other druggists y by Owl Drug Cs Pharmasy