The Seattle Star Newspaper, January 13, 1919, Page 6

SEATTLE STAR Theodore Koosevelt ' | STARSHELLS |Seyen War Riddles j im or ScRIFPrS NORTH\VYEST Lmacen oF NRWwsrarens Pelcnrash News Service of the United Frees Association Mittered as Second-Class Matte May 2, 1899 at_ the Postattice at Beattic, Wash. under the Act of Congress March a7. L Gut of city, Ade per month: 3 months, $1.50 6 montha, $278 rea te the state, the per 8. 0°. the State of Washing ton. Outekte UO tate, Sin babe tars woutha, or $9.06 per year. ly carrier, etty, Ite a a One After Another A We live to kk ‘We didn't know Olga Bridgman @f California, who ay wit @asy success in life or hurl it upon the ap heap ¢ cai Mire; also, that Calif Society for Mental Hygiene w end, many of e t Albeit, here come Pre the.solemn declarat hat ; 7 i “Every new toy r ns a ne problem fe he pare Hang it B 1 by long distance partici n in f our leading demecrat hobnobt with Pie enjoymer aly crown | x i fate at ile we've beer igns upon the of our posterity, the rave lain doll and the vociferous tin ho oy. play havoc with the mentality of our preciow lies. Ala: What the e? Like that discour Sater, lord of the barnyard today and a feather morrow ! And stil uch, we've walked “every new toy Sige y warning _ a new pro a : w lad almost wholly in ve Oo se Whether the fu re heat « at the liom of the stair s into ew to problems It was a thi “Noah’ : People who have on cold » in the » and pick four met bay inosceros and pair of 18-horned reindeer out of their feet really ire a U ity of Cali ia polish to be that there are new prob- in new toys. And ther on your way back bed, full of mental } to put your oth foot into little Wil rivets, saw-toothed brac Of course, Dr. Olga anc have their legitimate r unconfined whatever el bloody Bil! Hohenzollern « tty decent. Shall we let « Santa Claus ravages our childhood? Does your little son snatch his train of cars, away m your neighbor’s covetous boy? Beware! Your son be a Standard Oi! or some other octopus in later years 1 Susie spank her doll with regularity and pmb? Alas! She'll cut the slices of bread mighty thin, When a mother in fact. fe «6Oh! what's the use? Today, a parent with just one med problem after another. Tomorrow, a ghost! cano, which consists largely ind edged tools that Society for Mental Hy- has got to reformed | he’s pretty quiet if not ir mission go to seed while “Fashion arbiters declare long skirts prevent free mction in walking and other pursuits.” Especially pursuit of street cars. he Red Indian of the Balkans A sick monk is the devilish Bulgarian today; the devil wa raonk was he while he was waging successful war : . We are getting real holy talk from that Balkan ally of the Hun just now because Bulgaria thinks that it can pull th i over the eyes of the peace confere perhaps—happy thought—even suc getting something out of the war after When this barbarian Balkan nation en- tered the war as an ally of William the Devil it was for two reasons: William offered the biggest outlet for Bulgarian deviltry. During the war between Bulgaria and Greece and Serbia in 1913 barrels of severed OV S50. ears and fingers were found along the line H Bulgarian retreat. There were ear-rings and finger- i on these relics of manhood and womanhood, cruelly ished from captive non-combatants by Bulgarian soldiers. Read all about it in Professor Wm. M. Sloan's book Balkans, a Laboratory of History.” the old scalping, torturing, burning-at-the-stake d Now listen to George Roussos, envoy extraordinary and inister plenipotentiary of Greece to the United States. hese are the things Bulgarians did during the great from the day they entered it until they were beaten forced out of it: Greek bishops were hung by the feet, head downward, above brazi of flame. Serbian parents were nailed to Posts while their daughters were handed over to the soldier) and pyblicly defiled. Mutilations of the most revolting char- i ports of reliable official investigators.” NOT A SINGLE BULGARIAN YET BROUGHT TO JUSTICE FOR ALL THIS! Feed such fiends? On what? Nettles? Coddle them? With halters? Believe that they changed their charac- i Sofia reports say Bulgarians are as impudent ind "SWaggering as if they had won the war! i Give them REAL JUSTICE! . Shoe dealers now advocate shorter and shorte §) skirts and higher and higher shoes. If business is good, modesty be hanged, ch? Ideas of Humor Have Changed “Flu” isn't a joke now. But it was in 1889 and 1290 A. B. Frost, the Of a whole farm family ill tendance, named it “Tha everybody laugh noted cartoonist, drew a picture ads tied up and doctor in at Durned Infiuenzy” and made Whis was a favorite remed as lemons are r "a Dr. Cyrus Edson said kissing sad the disease nd the people laughed some more Now they know kissing is no laughing matter “flu” epidemic Neither is the “flu,” Notice to militant suffragist top shouting and fi go to Russia. The Petrograd council will give votes to Will the successful operation upon the kaiser u ear be followed shortly by a 0 perati v0n the neck? : Many « womar getting her toc rosted the January days while standing before a sho; nidow to gaze at “Palm Beach fashion I a question whethe he American dollay or the American cigaret now the international medium of hange Daniels’ suggestion that the German battle hips be cd as targets for gun practice recalls a four year t and unrealized ambition of the British navy. No American Indian ever excelled Bulgarian barbarity / THE SEATTLE STAR—MONDAY, JANUARY 13, 1919. Penna gor — Ave Still Unsolved \ alkin” ] ‘ Seven Unsolved Mysteries of War v pee * m “ t viet Li z first ” a tthe " FINNISH LEGISLATORS | (OMT to rue Siar by one A MYSTERY Or CYCLOPS UNSOLVED What became of the t d Stat collier Cy clog CASHMERE ITEMS IN THE ¢ light “Were “Naw; he What!!! went to bed? 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