The Seattle Star Newspaper, January 10, 1919, Page 6

THE SEATTLE STAR 130T Seventh Ave Near Us! —— —____—_ MEMBER OF sCrIrrs NORTHWEST LEAGUE Nmwesrarnns Telegraph News Service of the United Preqe Association Slane Matter May 8 189% at nder the Act of Congress month; # months, $1 of Washington, Outside 50 for @ months, or $9.00 per year. B, ‘That Confounded Umbrella Consider the umbrella. You can’t get away from it } (Yet it always gets away from you, somehow, doesn’t it?) i Man hates the umbrella, Woman dotes on it. Why? Well, an umbrella worries a man. It is always getting lost. _ That's man’s side of the case. ‘dle. It keeps the rain off her hat. (You know what rain nest.) It keeps the sun off her face. It is handy to swat *mashers. That's woman's side of the argument. eA ; The first umbrella was made somewhere in Asia, and it Was a woman's idea. . That first umbrella was a canopy-—a tent without sides. Canopies were first used to shield the first queens from rain and sun when they went out calling sitting in things like hammocks carried by slaves. Soon kings and queens and people like them, too lazy or ‘too foolish to strengthen their weak legs by walking, all had *canopies carried over them by slaves. ; . en one day a society woman started the walking fad ’Thus came the one-person canopy—the first umbrella. It was rather a crude affair—a piece of silk stretched light sticks and a pole in the center. When the kings and queens saw it they got busy and made some laws about it. They decreed that umbrellas should only be carried by nice society people in their own Rover . i Now you can get an umbrella anywhere and pay as high as you want. See your dealer about this. The fall of the umbrella from exclusiveness to com- Monness was really a fall upwards—upwards to democracy. It was a good thing for everybody and— Why, you could preach a regular sermon on umbrellas, | couldn't you—if only’ they didn’t make you swear so often! : Dry law enforcement plans will be presented con- | gress by Representative Barkley of Kentucky! Native » land of the mint julep, race horse and good whisky! “How sharper than a serpent’s tooth—!” Bill Killefer was a baseball catcher up to last summer en Uncle Sam called him into the army. He was a good er, one of the best who ever stood behind the home But Bill went away to war. The other day he came back to his old stamping ground, - ae. weatherbeaten, healthy and happy. "ll admit that the army has done wonders for me,” little troubles and ailments than I ever had in a season ‘ore. But after I got to the army camp and began going bed"@arly and arising early and eating regularly and doing ‘the outdoor work, all those ailments disappeared.” ; Now, of course, it is rather expensive to have a war ust to prove to a lot of ailing folk that what they need is dose of safe and sane living to make them well. There age to be a cheaper way of impressing us with that fact. it has been preached to us day in and day out, as we went ong accumulating “little troubles and ailments,” paying or bills ao gp less work and happiness out of our lives. Bill Killefer was that way. Now he knows better. ‘He knows what makes “little troubles and ailments,” also, what doesn’t make them. It wasn’t left to him to take his choice; the war department made it for him. Is it possible that it will be necessary that we place a h department in command, with powers to enforce the fe and sane life, the night of rest, the regular meals, and outdoor exercise? That wouldn’t be at all popular with ie tal the casket maker or the cemetery laborer, ould it? Gertrude Atherton suggests that Poland be made a buffer state strong enough to hold the Bolsheviki on one side and the Huns on the other. Oh, Gertrude, give us something easy! * Time, New Spirit The New Time is instinct with a New Spirit. Old things have passed away. New things must replace them. New ways, new thoughts, new deeds. i ? 4 5 : pirit of the old time will find themselves ineffective. + at night. deep ditch at the side of the road. With acry he fell to the m of the trench. “Can ye climb out?” inquired Sandy, anxiously. i i replied Donald. out. So I'll just jump down beside ye!” That’s the New Time spirit in action. Sacrifice of self for the general good. i Comradeship of the high and the low. Meeting problems on a common level. Disregard of artificial distinctions Recognition of essential brotherhood. * ' 5 fun 4 It means co-operation of all minds and hands toward one ) common end, which must be the greatest good to the greatest iy number, } But fine phrases pay no rent bills. aac aes : Each man must realize that when other men prosper he ks to force down wage-levels really tries to emasculate ‘is own business prosperity. Similarly the worker who re- uses or fails én efficiency of production harms not merely his employer but his ‘ i ithe level of prosperity. The spirit of the new time is a friendly one. Let’s be eful not to quench it. } ‘cannot fail to share in that prosperity. The employer who F fellow-workers and himself by reducing Turn Huns loose even in the Berlin imperial palace and they do the same sort of thing they did in the French chateaux. f Senate continues to take itself seriously as an stil running the world. Youth will he served, eh? fairs. Clemenceau, Foch and Wilson are well past 60, and still running the world. You will be served, eh? According to Hoover, Europe is pork hungry. This Or mislaid. Or forgotten. Or loaned. Or poking him in rib or eye in a crowd. So man tries to get thru without it on "a rainy day. And his wife calls him back and makes him y Polyglot Population ENGTH F R $ 4 ttake the confounded thing along—to worry about all day.) “huring the three weeks I waa in| You ean hear more guttural and dateer tes Who invented the umbrella? Where? When? How?) Pri set.” So for a long time umbrellas were a mark of distinc-| “I didn’t feel good at any time last year. I had) Some call this sentimentalism. A better name is essen-| fs a chronic state in our congress. | PASSING THE U. S. EMPLOYMENT DEPARTMENT | STARSHELLS | pore pomeman ae TE house, and that is Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pep- TTLE DOES FINE WORK STAR—FRIDAY, JANUARY 10, 1919. been plotting t Iscontent and trouble Where was sin, It helps my digestion wonderfully and , BY MILTON BRONNER of bit And ittwon't be he going? ‘To Paris? | as a laxative it is pleasant and dependable.” } fBrge ee aca Pa, Tan, 0 WHO tthe federal employment sere Pp Ti gies : (From a letter to Dr. Caldwell written by ) It's Favorite German cellations thin one, the matter of finding | the minimum wages $6 aday, When } Sport Now When War wage Biatog omPley | new jobs for discharged workers and| Henry raised the minimum pay to A nt service, a n of the de pidinve will % an|$5 a da remember hot } . Blame Is Discussed partment of labor, acts aa the great | demobilized soldiers will not be an| $5 a d ae Ea aS Oe ‘ \ : mafety device againat poraible trou: hard ax antioivated. The department From youth to age the greatest menace ble, I ight here on the job; it is Of labor has divided the country ‘ hae we ° ts ; Ry EDWARD M. THIERRY (fo \cudning sand it ie detieoring the! re eet can] gant ae rans to health is constipation, which retards diges- Staff Correspondent N. B. A. | goods re ern esi ale in the poorhouse.” tion and disturbs the entire organic system, : absitian dew t8 in also a director in| “tie's @ visionary crank.” it , ~~ - : rire es ph sige shaduia teanbie tanks 62 it. When n state, The has! “He'll go broke To relieve constipation a mild laxative, such as Gerciany is passing Cig, uci’ n. 30: ee ea ee et Cae more than 400 emp! He’ making St hard for the rest Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin, is preferable to po naib ‘0 “e war oT, plo: <4 = — of us n i id iv i sponsibility for there were among ite 27,000 employes | Now IM exlatence |r Pe drastic cathartics and purgatives, the violence Most everybody blames Russia. men of 69 different races and nation pati ° ° te d 1 * »| Some blame Austria ailties, even including one lone Ma: est ANOTHER MAN HAS THOUGHT of which shock the system unduly. Maxim wn Har before it was sent Berlin I took a av re #iven to ventilation. Heret Woman loves the umbrella. (Of silk, with a gold han-| every class of individuals and 1 got|any city in the country, ‘The popu bad date Galt the te witaeee the following list of men most wen-| tation is ax polyglot aa that of New ihe veld). thane heteg’ atonen ier erally held responsible for the war:| York's fanous Mast Side, The signs | , pie © it possible old by Druggists Everywhere will do to a woman's hat—it'll make it look like a crow’s| “3 vo: Ludendorf, Tirpits e Henry V facturing king. Friedlander Fuld, coal king James Valentini, to the kaiser, who person I found who would admit that Germany was acquainted with the Austrian ultimatum to Serbia) Hungarian empl pr Rathenau, electrical manu There were 10,000 workmen nt even taken out their zenship re, Of thene, 45 t were ff the old Austro: den is the only Het straw Vote of sibilant tongues spoken here than in on the little shops near the Rethle hem Steel plant have Slay and Greek a non private secretary | employm dished out news | diately wervice in, an aape that and paper clippings feeding the kalser’s| your direction. That office is the vanity I was anable to men except Rather ust 9% 1914, had submitted to the examiner for the employment serv kaiser a plan for ¢ sources of Germany and neutral! work «ince the armiastice was signed. countries Kathenau passed the buck. He office ranked 19th in the number of claimed he tried to Now he is howling againat the big it tanks third, being exceeded only damages whieh Germany will be by Philadelphia and Pittsburg. And made to pay. |FLOWERS WILL SPRING | 2.800 in New Jobs | ON SITE OF BARRACKS 2:00 ten aiacharges tro tite trout | Work of restoring the University | lehem plant were placed in new jobs. of Washington grounds will be un-|Others who were discharged, of der way soon, starting. with remoy-| course, went back to their home al of 36 of the 44 during the war to the men of the students’ arny train. | «reat knots of idle, unemployed men ing corps When the barracks are moved, the | ner ee ground will be plowed, harrowed and | seeded with flowers and trace tie GRAFT OF OFFICER | condition should not continue to planned to restore | mal beauty of the untversity grounds | by the beginning best known In Bethlehem, except the Lansing, Mich.—"After the bi y child f was not able to nee any of these pay office of the Bethlehem plant nau, Who on Aug: = It's in charge of Harry EB. Tageart, ormanizing the re tee, and it has done a wonderful Prior to that time the Bethiehem prevent the war.| men for whom it found joba Now this ix based on actual numbers, not aneieene on percentages. used Wash, barracks erected | towns and found jobs on thelr own | Work house and train| hook. That's why you . don't see —Mra ones Street around here. That source entirely the nor! — BROKE GERMAN NAVY) prea of the summer nite private employment a about over something, | How Lydia E. Pinkham’s Veg- Me SB etableCompound Restores |), 0 9” Health and Strength. these windows in T TIT) ess ttt ee i and was soon a new woman and could — — these remedies who are weak and ailing as I w Women who are in Mrs. Bowers’ (Special to The Star by N. B.A) | this famous root and herb remedy, ide. The days of th Frank I. Lee rietor of a mo screens, He } | for these to He wags this q fresh air » has opened ughta in never open before ummer Oaks (Mich. a or winter. —T Acorn. DR. CALDWELL’S Syrup Pepsin The Perfect Laxative 50 cts. Ez.) $1.00 ATRIAL BOTTLE CAM BE OBTAINED, FREE OF CHARGE, BY WRITING TO OR. W. B. CALDWELL, 459 WASHINGTON STREET. MONTICELLO, iLLiNoM | eee - One of The Star's correspondents in Germany asked Bernstorff why 1 1 “Where y storff. We my feet, not get up, [could he go?” suffered such | know and we'd te the fact _ pains in my back that a great m nen and pet hot work | children read this column and we or hardly tako|don't believe they should see such care of my baby. | language in print One of my bora » THIS WILL TEST PATRIOTISM Pinkham’s Vege-| “LOST-—New pair of Home Guard table Compound. pants, Be patriotic enough to re- I took it and/turn them to the quartermaster Lydia E. Pinkham’s Sanative sergeant at Zipp shoe store. Dead. ind I got better right away | wood (8, D.) Pioneer ‘Times. 1 can recommend other young moth hard, Ona O. Bowens, 621 S, Hosmer , Lansing, Mich. Just a “On!” wha louses vani and you can walk all da hurt a bit have tried have been di RABY | TAILORING CO. Headquarters for from weakness and pain—but from her experience and give ¥. Pinkham's Vegetable Com- | BERLIN, Jan, 10—German navat| Lydia 5 ~ eggs ee LeeeOn soon Meee a Pound, 0 triad ad to your Suits, Coats and ||)": this fet that caused the break or suggestions in " 7 Dresses |FOCH MAY BE NEXT leerthe Smecain ef tae aiey, Cone condition ite Lydia fe Pinkham One-Piece | FRENCH PRESIDENT fcfui" Corman Pavel expert: te ie 40" years’ experience is at | 425 Union Street | |!) ine’: (Special to The Star by N. BE. A) A special source of discontent lay PARIS, Jan. 10 the next president the eyes of his ite. They called him the “catcher de luxe” of the National | bets are being taken that Foch |will be in the presidential chair after the next election } | | | After the Influenza | | It gets you i | back—suddenly—and oh, how gative made up of May-apple, lyou suffer! all |that little influenza bacillus. ano. Gity BOkst conten ae It is a fact that when nature as Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pel- | tries to throw off the poisons lets. To build up after the ly the result grip—to make red-blood and |from the bod ‘sometimes is in the kidneys. Therefore, the and vitality, take an iron best way is to assist nature as tonic, known as “Irontic,” and Those who attempt to do things in the new time in the much as you can either before sold at most drug stores, or or after the attack by throw- that well known herbal tonic Two Scots were coming home along a lonely road late |ing off the poisons (toxins) which has been so favorably ‘from the body ‘Donald’s unsteady feet led him too near the brink of the cretory organs, such as the years, Dr. Pierce's Golden |bowels, skin | Drink plenty of }@ good probability, At least tn/intended for the crews were con: Marshal Foch as|in the circumstances that great of France seema| quantities of provisions which were adherents, as|stantly removed from the ships by order of the superior officers and clandestinely conveyed to their own familien,” he writes, | $$$ | | | | | | | n the head or Then take an occasional pur- on account of leaves of aloe, jalap and made to be had at every drug store flammation of fill the body with vim, vigor thru the ex- known for the past fifty and kidneys. 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