The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 8, 1918, Page 6

} ; | THE SEATTLE STAR Ave. Near Union St. AWEST LEAGUE OF NEWSPAPERS Soldiers nirrs NOW nited Dress Assoc y %, 1899, at the F Congress March News Service of the THE PRICE 1 Carlkton Sehilling (Satretiol), toftice at 878 D nephew of Sat" Star popular ear o . sath: months, $1.50; ¢ montha, SRTHP i | ais the fe ot Waskinete wrOutaide the state, tse per] lonlst, severely wounded in action Pod ee ee ot ab Od per year By carrier, otty, 12¢] with the Americans September 26, . — - writes as follows to his parents, Mr Ce Pheae Main 00. Private ost tim, CR Schilting, Bharon ceperrmanee Pa, (The letter was received in Se aie attle by Mra, ¢ Vandewont, of — _— - $622 Meridian a a cousin of Coat . ° Schillings.) | wo Disillusioned Kings There are many things that I oan be thankful for, even tho I am Those two kaisers of Berlin and Vienna probably are beginning to wonder whether they are dreaming or are in the hospital, I will not an arm. A small waking out of a dream. The world that once seemed so solid Dee corenre, went thru my left under their feet, a world of realities in Which LEY ONG) cnn fast like tee baru Gr Guts their systems were the realest of all, has gone topsy-turvy, | and they do wot, both t me inthe with nothing fastened down any more. in the head, which are still there people the only stray pieces that I Probably they had really come to believe that the whom they ruled existed for their benefit. The shock of learning that their whole lives have been passed under a “ delusion must be very great. It is strange how kings can fool themselves so com- ted. rest was in the right side y back and an I did plenty dama am gotting fine, 1 may just as well write and tell you what did happen to mo, altho I do along ATTLE STAR—FRIDAY, NOVEMB — > 22 eM | “Over There” With the Yanks | 2 Cynthia Grey’s f BY J. R. GROVE i = » & LETTERS | i), nN UU LL Undertone Indicates Too Friendly Relations Wheneve { of Police J. ¥.| Ob, where the Dear Mins Grey: L have been) Warren or Ol Hanson | Confincated b fon keeping steady company with a| coming, gets into his flu mask jonging to t t © forest? young man two years, Last night| right away, When Hanson seen the rebbery bold and daring of eo , g ot ¢o ho told me that & intended | chief coming, he covers up hin face oe joree, to get married. He has never pro:| hurriedly, They do keep up appear-| There uned te Mt, posed marriage to me directly, but|ancen to each other, th fellows, | mer muld te time a has often stated that when we 4 It is rumored that Hanson ' ois the sun, But now, ie married we would be so happy, and| pend the chief if he catches him \ heck, it takes @ smart fellow ts io 4 wsked me if L would be as fond of| Without a mask, while the rumor | it by looking at a clock a him, and as good to him, and as lov-|that Warren will arrest the mayor see ing as 1 have always been It he does not keep hin features out| Norwegian nclentiate are e Under these circumstances he has|of sight ts ny aly authentic menting in an effort @ taneee alway# given me the impression that cee from the ocean. We hope they cont \ he intended to marry 1 has| ‘There's nothing like being def.|take all of it taken me to his home several times. |inite. Bears buck & Co +. 6 He always aaid that hoe would never | tise in a Chi aper for help and Business Before Pleasure take a girl home unless he was en-| gay; “Call a. m., p.m. or all da The Presx editor has so much te ved to be married to her, and he| ge take up his time and attention told me that if anyorie asked ie tf Some war committee announces | ite likely that all of his time wig | ye sare” engeaes should ®4Y | 614 cocoanut shells are needed, The ' with theyr ry Clee. hin remark what I was #0 stunned by last night that 1 did not k Will you advise me ALICE | There wasn't anything to may A k : th a not know whether it will go thru was there pletely. Kings often have fooled their peoples, but in the | tne pase censor or not | Certainly no self-reep light of William's and Karl's experience it is doubtful if Beate sient ition eane yah girl would wish to marry a man pe PS gore ae who had taken up her tim ne as completely as these two 7 up to the gunner of course, that his race up and tomed me for a short ways any king ever fooled his people fooled themselves. William knew, had received no divine ordinance to rule. He knew that his} ana there I lay. ‘That was about ancestor was a simple mark of Brandenburg, who got a) pn ne ae treet brag Yao t of his land thru a very human agency. A subsequent pur at avout 5:30 the shes ohenzollern got himself made a king by some mummery | to get mo to an ambulance and then equally human, and everything that was added to that king- fp, tale patito a ee ship by successive Hohenzollerns was added by violence SDC | io inca eh Seetiy Gt tne ane then in plain contradiction to what has been recognized AS) came the operation. I did lose two heaven’s first law. William knew this, and yet he had im-) rive, which had tobe cut out, as they badly shat went thru a lung stomach, The ¢ out from the fr 4. The ny liver ar tor took the | were » f himself until he could go strutting about talking o himself as heaven's anointed. , : : Now these two human solecisms are witnessing the and then sew strange sight of their peoples going about the business of | up what could be sewed, bandag ordering their government for themselves. se tp, and here 7 em, listle worse ‘As the two look at each other, and realize that they may | eee ee eens. Now. do hot be the last of their kind, what confusions must possess their worry poor upheaved minds! Their trade was being king. They! “Wo are reeciving fine care in thought it an indispensable trade to the existence of the gov- Hompttal and 1 recely _ Betty ernments they were the head of. Now other hands and other heads—unkissed hands and unanointed heads—are directing and disposing, and seem not to need any hints at all from professional quarters. If William and Karl imagine it is a dream they must wish they would wake up. If they fear it is a reality, and the past was the dream, they must wish as fervently that they hadn't waked up. | | Certain academic minds of a demi-boche persua- | sion are arguing that if we impose just indemnities on | the Huns we'll destroy their business life, and they plead that the world can’t get along without Germany. The answer seems to be that we've successfully been doing just that for over four years. The Reconstruction Congress While some Washington correspondents and democratic leaders profess to see hardships ahead for President Wil- gon’s reconstruction program, due to the change in per- gonnel to a republican majority in the house, there is really | Mo compelling reason to feel uneasy. Many of the new republicans are pronouncedly pro- Bainbridge ive in their leanings. These progressive republicans} prove of far greater use to the contemplated reconstruc: | program than many democrats of more reactionary | cies. Victor Berger, socialist, while unreconstructed on the} often eat more, but f belleve we get enough to do us, since we do not move ground “Well, I consider that this | pretty long letter for me, and as I can think of little more to write, I 1 shall close. In writing to me address my letters as usual and shall send my batt of the base hospita: the nv am gent’ to. “CARLTON.” French newspapers = in have resumed publication German menace han been re KF Am’ moved. CONTRACTOR NOW COMES OUT WITH ALL THE DETAILS Gains Twenty Pounds Taking Tanlac, and Troubles Are Ended. “My olf time energy. with twenty | | | issues themselves, will vote for liberal after-war lagign | Pemnes & Sve ee See t have bone ion, and i Pt eg vote more often with the president} \,.» eaia ©. 5. Bainbridge, the well against him. : |known contracting painter, dec In the senate, the election of such a man as former Gov. | orator and wall paper man, of 59 | r of Kansas, is hardly a concession to the Senator | Part? ce Prened Portis in | ideas of things. Capper, a thoro-going progressive, | “just about a year ago,” said Mr will be found lined up with the president more often than Bainbridge, in describing his case, “I with Lodge. font petite, and soon got to} = interesti ine-up— ‘ rriti wh ng I would eat agreed It will be an interesting line-up—and, at this writing, ery ee ood would lay th my No one can teil just how effective or ineffective the so-called Opposition to the president will prove to be. | The whole thing in a nutshell is that one cannot tell) | how a man will vote merely by knowing whether he is a| live on a ‘i ah pi hag pe te democrat or a republican. It emphasizes the fact that party | ae stomach and ferm an tight as a dru and case me to suffer agony. Of course I had to| nt, bloat me up re) , P st weight and atre | differences are only political and are NOT based on princi-| continually. 1 dropped down from . There are no real issues between the parties, no matter | one hundred and sixty-five pounds | jto of hundred and thirty-two much political bunk politicians and political news- | . lowing tht and: fust 2 papers will attempt to unload. — . | Ay aaah. 'S umtie wok oo wainel Men, not parties, will count in the reconstruction period. | ana rundown I had to give up my | — work and waa ia 1p for more than | Napoleon, in his early childhood, played with toy |five weeks, Then I began suffering rheumatiam all ve which soldiers. Let's give the kaiser some toy soldiers to play with in his second childhood, on Elba. Make Soldiers Happy—in Peace Let our rejoicing over the war's end assume a tangible form. i was eepecial m My I was habitus auch terrific back ly conetip q headaches th n . hardly » was so Stepping up to an American soldier in France, slapping) teast noise Pin upset 1 him on the back, giving him a cigar and inviting him to a| have gone through many show, is not a practicable thing for Seattleites. But some-| "¢¥*? © psy ie p+ Ponary body else will provide the smokes, entertainments and other | 1’ wir ae. ene ey, Nad june about comforts if we in America provide the money. become a to / A Two years will possibly elapse before all of America’s! had become discour I had hero army is returned to its native soil. It would be a|“ke" much medicine without get shabby thing to cease to provide comforts for the boys, once “"“iynatty, a friend of mine. kn the war is ended. They need our help as much as ever. tus Ae ee 1 Wwae te, nn ned pe Monday will see the opening of the United War Work try ng his wife had drive. Seven war work orga tions, nationally recognized nGIIOR, and that for their work in making soldiers comfortablé, providing | *rurce to atte ne to it home cooking, rest rooms and books, will open their cam-| tost ‘little time in Hor ®t tig paign for funds. They want to help the soldier until he, ser aniac, and, believe me, it hi gets back to his own hom: Gone the work. After tak the Dig down in your pockets and celebrate. ya gaa Se woe wer They are not all cowboys in Texas. A girl has just | wiv i pest a Biome rt “ee landed an $1,800 state job ax of ficial cow tester. other dis rt afterwards i d have just ed my fourth bottle now, and the rheumatism ia gone The Recent Election | too. With the aid of Tanlac Tablets Undoubtedly President Wilson was right when he de-|1,1°V*,been Telleved of constipation clared, prior to the election Tuesday, that a democratic con-| headache ginte 1 begin Giine wa ess would be of incomparable aid to him in the place| ac. 1 simply sleep like a lo: merica should hold among the other nations in the peace| ht 2nd can do a full day and still feel fresh and fine My at night developments. : | feo suffered from indige The voters, at first blush, did not agree with him. It} tion. and he haw gotten entipely Fd appears that the president failed to make his plea precise|of it by using Tantac wife I tall you enough. Had he differentiated between those democrats) 't® Ste#t: ("4 people with stomach who had supported the war administration and those who) (7v0.0, {ra Theumatiam will do well did not, the people would have been apt to rally around| him more eagerly. This omission on his part was a serious| one. As between new candidates, where both the republican and the democratic candidates had been untried in congress, undoubtedly the choice should have been in favor of the democrat, if he were pledged to stand by Wilson. But it did not seem fair to the republican congressmen who had stood loyally by the war administration, to be de- feated in favor of an untried democrat. And, apparently, that was how many voters felt when they went to the polls Tuesday. Tant is sold in Seattle by Bartell | Drug Stores under the personal di- | rection of a special Tanlac represent. | Advertisernent TAILORING CO. Headquarters for Suits, Coats and One-Piece Dresses 425 Union Street Vj jenybody else tries to tell us the “truth about Russia,” we'll go as mad as the Bolsheviki themselves. “Man is born to trouble” ; applies particularly to heirs of royalty just now. It Just picked me | | “lone long after nightfall,gmany of acted a» tho he expected to mar | ry her, and then declined to do | 80. There is an undertone in the above etter which indicates that the girl has been much too kind. Desertion in such canes fs the rule and not the excep tion, The mind of man works that way and is seldom con cerned with justice to the girl This confession is printed as an example of how men latter and =p and then leave girls who are too credulous non Nationality of Boxer | Dear Miss Grey: I would like to | lknow th nationality of George | Chip, boxer, and oblige “L betcha them helmets are stronger thar A READER “Aw right, I'll betcha George Chippopolis is a The sequel wan censored) Greek to this pleture Phonograph "Needles ' Not Valuable Dear Mine Grey; Why wouldn't it CONFESSIONS OF A [ee sett, yoy coms be turned over to the Red Cros or some other similar organization where they could be put into the hands of nteel manufacturing con A great deal of steel might Copyright, 1918, by} the Newspaper Enterprise Association Chrys is @ girl of startling originality. She has a lot of un cerns Veter vere Pe ee ee Pate here " x _ Daddy cally i. saved in this way as large quan * en aa Bef he | vitiem are wanted each day by the CERTEIS TAKES CHRYS OUT Worry @ good deal about! throwing away of these needles TO DINN AND IT Te, wal thet? thew Grenth RL. D SETS ME THINKING fy Suam, Semaine ‘teu Gas The Red Crons Salvage Dept » & Sere. Sie ee oe jucer theo] informs me that these needles : ries about women and marriage. Not would have to be collected in Toten Saeed tite & e to & group of us Kir af ane vast quantities in order that 1 would like awfully to have a child—every woman has a right to : they ight be of any value, her child—but I wouldn't want @ husband bothering around forevem po ‘te the fact that scrap n Martha Palmer, who goes straight to an idea, answered her stee] is worth Uttle more than ons, you would not have to since your father has mi consider a father’s economical responsibitity for his child id. But even for yourself, your theory ts worthless. a needs its father’s care and companionship aa much as its mother’s | Men nedd their children, too; even more, perhaps, than mothers do. Just clans fathers only as biological incidents In the child's existence and men will arrive at-—the kultur of the Hun! Martha certainly bas a “wonderful gift of language,” as her mother in-law says. 1 mention this incident to show Chrys’ tendency to “go as you please.” 1 was reminded of it bec ihe has a way of ing off “on her own” and cor » » ete ready, just ae on { her brothers would nee to any one muld even lke Of course : Most mothers | °**P fron Why? Because We Would Choose Gray and White Dear Mines Grey: My pal and I built a house-boat and cannot agree on the color combination for paint- ing. We both want the celling painted sky blue, but one of us wants the main part of the house painted battleship gray trimmed in white, while the other wants the wou Jo—without explaining her at “ to ambers,”” as somegEnglish intellectuals do, only there tmn't any. | house white trimmed in green. thin this town quite so juxurious aa her own suite in her father’s| 80 we have agreed to let you de houwe cide which is the more artistic com: In spite of her extraordinary independence, Chrys looks awfully wor. | bination. TWO PALS. ried bate Maybe the buntn 1 should choose the gray trim Certeis came he yesterday and phoned her an invitation to an tn-| med in white, The green, unless formal ner downtown, She accept and, coming home very Inte, she very light, would not combine t with the sky blue ceiling at all. slipped x i to sleep. | . sald, “but I might as| \ private dining room saying that she was mu nto my room . I haven't had a drop of champ well have had, We went to Barnaby’s And I chattered too much, I hate to make | Development of Why do 1) The Submarine we ha a fool of myne ot that man excite me no? Jane, did you ever talk when you were awake!” near Mies Grey: C tell as tf you were talking in your sleep me by whom the submarine was in on, Fe See Z + ene | Vented. and by whom it was made I mean, did you ever dream when you were awake? And sy | perfect and practical? ; things you couldn't remember afterwards he selene UF aliamate to par if I were hypnotize I certainly never did. 1 anybody to! fect submarine came’ heatill hyp b met Ob, lal fal Mayhe Certele “Bypnotis T added!) the early 17th century, Joust | since which time the problem “Don't be a 0 said Chrys unamiat : He and T had @) hay clah’ canctagiie Guanes delightful talk, He ' clever—only, somehow, I do not clearly re} 44 inventive skill. From sbout member all | said—and it makes me no crows with mysel: 738) alacet ovary ‘wear ae With that nt to her room, while I ‘ a rye ti ad witnessed some new design or Lorimer’s private secretary; she knows bis code for *t im practical experiment. The earl tant business me If she chatters, as st 1 ehe tonight Goat chronicled est submarine well, it's @ good t Harmiitor ernment secret serv was that constructed in 1620 by © man—and not a Ge the Dutch natural philosopher o us van Drebbel. Van ere appear’ (ER 1 built several examples [LETTERS TO THE EDITOR) deren neg seta | ming to a were wooden, and rendered watertight by & leather stretched over the In one of them James I. of Eng general type. QUITE AN IDEA 1 them lark and empty house land ma a lengthy trip . . T first r succerns wa Editor The 1 notice The i 1 that the bh ¢ is attemptin ' t age of t ; pod Baise hoe empting OT iB ony i fean engineer, David Bu » favor ne “4 é whose boat, the Turtle, built in f Jesired f urne That f he r ag ciety pay ea air ue aan fen : bate of enstruction. Robert ° y . t ht pce % submarine at for maritime de desire names from outside as a win-t an . 1 names from outside . the Nautilus, in which, on I ma “ ogi 7“ . .. DOWNIE, o} € asion, he remained sub- reg ° Rox 235, R. F. D. 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