The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 5, 1918, Page 9

TRUE Yas, WS HAVES THEM THE WHITE AND ALSO INE Ee GRAY. ~ Hat's Goop — GRAY (tS WHaT a I'M LOOKING For- ut J a5 GREAT LAKES, Jack ws Will be all set to continue the | | Dome conaweror of Fred Fulton ie while shipbuilder, ma: be one of @8-goon as the flu ban 1s 114 performers who "ae ie hen, be Meording to reports from fore King George of England. Spe cial permigsion has been granted to ‘When the teams take the field eniist the heavyweight fm the navy gaveral of the leading men) ij be-missing from the rosters.| Joe Wood, former Red Sox twirl " nm, of Lincoln, has left er, who was one of the star pitche and ts a member of the Riki the country for a season or two, station corps and then went to the scrap heap ‘The lone of Eckmann will handicap | because of overwork, is in Beattie eiensive work of the Green doys, without a doubt, but emainder of the team in Red and Black warriors, present a formidable lino: fmattle high schoo! football war | SSCRRORT OFF? £7 TE ears He is training for the aviation corps out at the University of Wash | ington campus. owe 1 | Wood made a famous comeback | 4 | during the past season when he Smith, the stocky fullback | piayed the outfield for the Cleve: | Bradway squad. has left) and Indians in flashy style but Coach Turner still has bis team wil! annex the Johnny McCarthy, die, and will rely on Norris and/ famous right hand, hediony Joes of Smith's leaving. ‘ac Ones Deere proprietor of a will be seen in WOeTeeTt Tha ernre? of the Frank-| Tracey is reported to be after Joe im the service, Miller, a welterweight from Camp | x4 era J ee te Serum, however, is expected to Several hundred take charge of the Green and sugar bought by the Turkish gov @qihd ax s00n as Coach Hunt | ernment for use in Syria have been ity returns from the secretly sold to merchants in Con stantinople. a tie, Tutere—tive, 9 the, aad over -BS ty Batter— Local city creamery. 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THE S SORRY, HELEN, BUT THe THEATER 13 OFF FoR TONIGWT- 1 WAVE AN IMPORTANT BUSINESS BAGAGEMEN 'T rai ALL RIGHT, 1 GIVE UP- \F \T SHOULD COME To \T, HOW WILL THEY SERVE HORSEMEAT IN RESTAURANTS 2 A Two DOLLARS AND, Those TICKETS Were TTLE STAI—~runmsvAY, NOVEMBER 5, BY CONDO, BALMY BENNY—Come, Watson, What Do You Make of This? SSSA B-B-BUDDY - DYE KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT D-D-DOCTORIN’ A PP-PARROT 2 1918, THe WHOLE Tui - MAKE A ease WHEN | CAN'T } B-B-BOUGHT IT OFF'N A F-F-FELLA LAST W-wW-WEEK AND HE LEARN TO REPEAT MILES" OF RHYME MAY CAUSE GREAT CRIME FIGHTING “GOBS SHOULD NOT WRITE SOBS Editor's Note.—The following article is reprinted from the Sub-Chaser, published at the University naval training camp. ‘The sailor editor, like all editors these days, is exposed to the poetic pandemic. He strikes a respondent chord, no doubt, in the breasts of all editors who are striving to ward off the Rhyth- mie Peril. FOR SALE OR TRADE--The Sub Chaser has on hand 2.750 miles of the finest possible poetry written by sailors in training at this camp, and falfbecks, to make | action in a Portland ring soon, ®c-|), willing to trade the whole works cording to word received from Tom: | for « broken collar button or a copy | an again out at the|my Tracey, the official matchmaker | o¢ jast years Tacoma & Southern @ Washington, and sev- of the Rose City boxing commission. | time table in good condition | poems deal with all phases ‘Theae | of hu man and inhuman nature and are gears and laugh carburetors. “It works this way,” sald the ed tor of the sheet to himself as he handed the editor a chrar and spread his feet on the editor's desk prepar ing to interview himself. Every day some long haired gob sticks his head in the door, makes a bow and offers me « brain child They seem to think this is a found. ling am Interviews Self "I have here” (at this point the editor heaved gh and pitied him self}—"I have here two reams of pre dictions as to when the war will end, & ballad on the sinking of the Maine, two spasms from the radio shack, two love letters done in blank verse and several underdone in a mixture of ambi ventameter and what the eased to call bushwa. . I don't want to discourage any of these budding geniuses. 1 have considerable respect for the rhymes that make the world a song: ful place, but I think it's quite wrongful even I have the rhym ing habit) for every man in uniform to spend his time cultivating the Muse. Some of the Stuff bit of news, what the camp g, how John Smith likes the navy, and y Willie Jon ywful look fs a darn than th of some “AN w! has half-baked year-old Mil cresting conc ton on the loveliness of Mary's white wrist. Y'know what I mean.” It was editor h of clos at this juncture nded himself a ht y-written paper which the general appearan Why Worry About Burglar? A Cody Burglar Alarm will pro- transoms and win- batteries, wiring or fix- atsoever, A small, nea suitable for any door. that the f 1 of a Chine Dae © she tures atrume Price $3.00. 6419 New York Block, Phone, Elliott 4805. FREE DOCTOR Kx-Government Phys! 3311 FIRST AVE. WEGNER OPTICAL C0. Dp. R. B. WEGNER, MGR, 287 UNION STREET laundry slip “Now,” he said—and hia volee shook a bit—“take this for example |" "Pathers, mothers, folks in general if you have sickly sons, | You would like to see changed quick | ly into atrong and healthy ones If thelr appetites are failing and their meals are now a sham, Let them go and join the navy of dear old Uncle sam!" Has the Aroma “Sounds like Robbie Burns on the morning after, doesn't it? Or Walt Mason if he were tonguetied?* He selected another sheet and be “Gather ‘round, my lads, and you shall hear The wails of @ gob who wants to be “at the Mount Baker Lewis, to take on the California MO | wei) equipped with firat clams #0b| st piven us this poem that you may | know | Please answer this and let me know His big ideas for running the show.” | “There are,” the editor continued to himself, “only 18 pages to this junior edition of Longfellow, and so for as I can find, the last 17 are worse than the first. Not all of the boys talk of the war in their verses, however, Take a slant at this one “Stone walls do not a prison make, Nor tron bars a cage.” ‘Tis true, if he who's there ensconced. Be fogie, blind or sage, But t the bridal path of youth, When love begins to tell A tent can make an evil place ‘That corresponds to hell.” Sallor’s Sonnet Here followed several sheets of im- pressions and opinions on the quar concluding with these touch ‘I'll go when I am full of woe And paychologic gloom. opportunities for Good Character and Good Health are required. Young women between the ages of 18 and 26 are preferred. Previous expe lence is not neceasary. Our employment office is located the First Floor, 1115 Fourth Ave., between Spring and Beneca, and is open from 8:30 A. M, to 6:30 P. M. We invite you to call at this office and meet the School Principal, who will eindly discuns the matter personally with you. AD ap pointment may be made by calling Elliott 12000, The Pacific Telephone and Telegraph Company 115 FOURTH AVENUB First Floor If you received my note, And please don’t let it go until You're old enough to vote ‘The editor rose to his feet with a nto the waste paper basket with a tired sad smile, dumping the poems manner. Said he to himeelf, said he ‘O Muse Eternal, t a rest Give me the gob who is willing to fight Spare me, kind Fate, from the gob who can wri At night I dream and wake to scream And curse all poets from my aight Confronted by the above rhapsody On poet pests, one of The Star verse carpenters writes the following “de fonne Give me news; don't make me mnoore O'er poems long in meter wrong, That make these gobs a Dest. PRO COR. FIRST AVE. AND PIKE er. ue ss Phene Main 4063 “IF 1 HURT YOU, DON’T PAY ME. This te my moose, of a's: a ance to you from the compass Dental operations. 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Do not print the worst, you under stand ‘There's a paper baxket close at hand. | prine; | Une your sheare—don't criticine, | At the tender age of 18 years | Milton's pen knew naught of tears Nor amiles. eyes He composed the rhmthmic loss of Paradine Rome was not builded in a day Still your pen, db! ecritic—-do not flay Their verse. which soon may swell Into anthems—who can tell? The gobs I've seon have close-crop- gobs I've seen havec lose-crop- ped hair Of course that's neither here nor there L. WL He Says Salmon Can Be Salvaged Hundreds of cases of canned sal- mon that went down with the A. J Fuller when she was racnmed in El liott bay by the Mexico Maru can be salvaged and used for human con sumption, saya C. B. Dawson, ednt of the Deep Sea “I submerged a can of salmon 190 powerhouse of the company. ave. 8. and Weller st., was damaged to the extent of $36,417.37 when a wa ter main burst on 60th st. and flood ed the building. 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On HOPPE WILL BE TAKING A BIG CHANCE Willie Hoppe, world champion | But don’t queer their modest enter. | billlardist, is going to “risk” his titu: jar honors when he meets Welker | Cochran during the war work cam paien drive for funda, Cochrane has been going great, ac | cording to reports from the Past, and “® 15c at 60th [5c he sure will have to go “great,” in the =ninds of local fans who saw the famous Willie in action, when he was in Seattle, a short time ago. Willie risking his title is a huge joke, say Seattle fans. Beating Wil He at Dilliards is like beating a Bos ton team in the world's series. It isn't done. Of course, Willie gives his rervices free, but his time must be paid for, so young Cochran will have to come up with a “good-sired” inn't Willie “rinki If you value your watch, let Haynes repair it. 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