The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 1, 1918, Page 6

PAGE 6 THE SEATTLE 1307 Seventh Ave. Near W 3 MEMBER OF SCRIPPS NORTHWEST LEAGUR or smwerat STAR|| Three News| Sod | _ Pictures | WARRARAARI een Telexraph News Service of the United Preas Assoc! 4-Class Matter May 3, 1899, at the Postof under the Act of Congress Mareh 3, IS7® 3 months, $1.50; @ months, $2.76; Outside the state, per Hy carrier, city, Le By mail, out of city, SSe per month Year, $5.00, in the State of Washington month, $4.50 for 6 months, or $9.00 per year. per wee Published Datty inking Co. Pho 1) departments. The Soldier There is consolation for those who have given loved} written by Rupert the Gallipoli lines ones in the holiest of wars, in ; Brooks, a young Englishman, who died in campaign: | If I should die, think only this of me: That there's some corner of a foreign field That is forever England. There shall be In that rich earth a richer dust concealed; A dust whom England bore, shaped, made aware; Gave, once, her flowers to love, her ways to roam, A body of England's breathing English air, Washed by the rivers, blest by suns of home. And think, this heart, all evil shed away, | A pulse in the eternal mind, no less, ‘ | Gives somewhere back the thoughts by England given; | Her sights and sounds; dreams happy as her day; And laughter, learnt of friends; and gentleness, In hearts at peace, under an English heaven. “ And so, too, there is “a richer dust concealed” across the seas, where 10,690 Americans have died in action. of these, 105 have been from the state of Washington. There is sorrow today among the many, many friends of Elmer Noble, a fine, sturdy young Washingtonian. Surely there is a corner in a foreign soil made forever | American by his sacrifice. He was the type the West is proud to rear—strong, clean, eager and true. Very Well—Let’s Walk : Congestion on the street cars is dangerous, uncomfort-} able and sometimes—unnecessary. Many of us have the habit of boarding a street car) every time we go out of the house, forgetful of our trusty, Jegs that were designed for locomotion. With the Spanish influenza situation menaced by street) car crowding, why not attempt to cultivate the walking habit? For some, of course, street car transportation is essential. | But a ten-mile walk morning and evening would put Seattle people in excellent shape. Few would have to walk} ten miles. But a brief hike in from the University district, Ballard, Capitol Hill, Queen Anne hill, etc., would fill the lungs with fresh morning air, and do more to oust the “flu” germs than all the masks and serums in the world. Start to work half an hour or an hour earlier, and) CARL LIE In the evening, there’s plenty of time to walk home again. Let the old street cars rattle by empty. Physical culturists complain that man’s legs are degen-| erating thru lack of use. In the army, while training, re- cruits often walk 20 miles a day, besides doing heavy work} of all descriptions. Seattleites should not be afraid to walk) ‘to town and back. | Instead of breathing and cursing behind six layers of| ‘gauze, get out in the air and extend legs and lungs at the) ‘game time, and help beat the “flu.” | It will be more comfortable, more healthful, and the! results will not be transient. | “Don’t crush Germany,” bleats somebody. No danger of that; even if you are as “hard” as a German, you can’t “crush” a nation for long any more. Germany thought she had crushed France in 1871, when she fined | her a billion. But, in six years, France was much stronger than when the war started, in 1870. It’s Largely Noise When Roosevelt and Senator Poindexter of this state class as pro-German all Americans who are satisfied, with President Wilson's 14 terms for peace negotiations, ‘they simply give another demonstration of the Rooseveltian habit of going off at both breech and muzzle, and the chief result is noise. The president has merely presented principles as a) — basis for peace. Working out the details of a treaty! entirely another matter. It will take the consent of two- thirds of the United States senate to clinch any treaty that the president may present, and this is no time to begin our political and economic fights over the details. | Still, there are people, like the colonel, who are unhappy when there's no domestic fight on, and so we already find politicians alarmed lest President Wilson’s declaration for removal of economic barriers means a free trade plank in the peace treaty. Of course, the president is not at all! likely to attempt functioning as a legislator of domestic economic policies and, if he should, there’s the United States senate to deal with free trade treaty legislation, but} there are those who believe that if they can’t fight the) Hun on the ground, the next best thing is to start some- thing in our midst. The British commons admits women, but, unfortu- nately, there is no imminent danger of women sitting in the United States senate. It would be no fit place for women without fundamental changes in senatorial courtesy. re . | ursory Education As George Ade would chronicle it: COUNT ANDRASSY + ; She was a beautiful maiden temporarily occupied in! jiepknecht gliding things across a lunch counter with sang froid. He) released from prison, is was an old guy who should have known more. he ply gad a So Says he: “Fair one, have you found out whether your, enue ||? flu-mask is for protection of you against us or us against vane, a the German soctalist | idolized by y to be a revolutionary | vot?” The empress o im you? War's uncertaintie n ” her and whether ult | “Us against you,” the virgin guardian of Saratoga chips and catsup replied. ve ste Legis -silkcelqpaliced CAD? amin ealth Ah! smirked the old bald .one, “then you should| Count Andr new Austro-| mask your entire figure.” Hungar 2 minister, suc-| of the} _ Whereupon, the maiden virgin slugged him one pisces Rg een fi facially, with a broiled salt mackerel, mayonnaise dressing.| early peace pte And the old one knew no more. _ Women are now employed in the manufacture of bricks. Our code of occupational ethics for the gentle sex is undergoing some mortarfying changes! A megaphone and fan have been combined in a new novelty. Were baseball in season, we could visualize this combination. Diamonds Watches and Liberty Bonds as security when you need snoney. Loans taken up from others and more money advanced. Libera! amounts. Lowest rates. You get full amount of loans— no interest deducted. Ladies’ Department. Loans on Diamonds, Watches and Liberty Bonds Empire Mortgage Loan Co. Established 12 Years, 20123 White Bldg. ‘ New Zealand's death rate is less than one per cent. What we want is not a lower death rate, but a lower living rate! What alliedjstatesman has the nose to sit down to @ peace table with a German? Germany is now learning the penalty of lying until she will not be believed if she tells the truth. ord Flu has silenced the gas attacks of the politicians, #0 why blame it on the Huns? } they need a |} On the river the group wer | fi | killed. ; CAPTURES 10 HUNS THE SEATTLE STAR—FRI DAY, NOVEMBER 1, 1918. CONFESSIONS OF A | WAIR BIRIDIE Copyri he country ta of a million jobs le 1918, by the News means a quarter ” 1 GO TO WORK PART IN KELIEVING MEN rOK ACTI “uTyY 0 " % TO DO MY gave the what I'd like to tla chemist Wor paper and speakers know, m use four and in en Your view in #0 di And we've simply ‘Oh protested every month Up to thie time, women have ¢ Martha Nut from now on, Just as long women must take the men eupatl ing the vt win the war,’ in “re training,” I venture That reminds me of one of the & y of industry,” said Martha in men bh of w yn pli sn do an well time I meet snd pointing American women ¢ Why feel like # month every pping women must go to Chry t your finger my “What can a litte thing like yo What do you n in the of of total ine of office work “We yebody ta file Will you give daddy threw up and reat poth bh funny in ther! Now's arou Th saying maybe the man who hi his reference! He handed me his card My reference was right. It to earn—I mean got & week! I'm going to discover a brand n 1 do not belileve my husband would 1 he teased me bi th of women would like to go to your chance r Ansociation men every month, That ft vacant every month,” sald Chry fant Uable know wh at the And I'd like to the women are who are going to fill em remarked Martha Palmer who was our guest for a few days Daddy Lorimer put down his sttention Just now I could beat he sald id the government wants over 100 He an emphatic nint erunted women, Mr. Lorimer,” Martha 0,000 women to go to work nly drifted into war work,” added as we xend to Burope, our ohw with the n intention of help inted Chry work —-but they're afraid at most astounding her lawyer man developments in the Hiritieh and labor of statesmen have said, time and again, that without the war would not now be in the final stage. Thousands of wuc ments which require great mechanical rs of apprenticeship men used to werve In ave made good in a few months omen in war work? I'm not w I'm only pointing out what hed under pressure, And I aid Chrys, “I very 1 nowadays at her, and saying rhia means YOU y.” 1 muggented. I'd ke to know 1 asked with a ffiee courage born do it MOGHT.” 1 cried. ndy and addressed mother with a What job would you prefer at he wouldn't hire me at all—-but I could “give thin for Ip would ried it later in the day, I'm going ew world! And now it's all settled, ike it at all! (To Be Continued) THE SOUL OF WIT | I rather think the New York Sun started it, when it published ite brief editorial poem, a many years ago; More Crops Fewer Pops which has hardly been surpasaed wince. I do not know whether I tho I probably had, an even the time of had seen this, at the time I eve shorter one. ved the Roosevelt Miles controversy and when I thought that events had rather justified the general, I pub shed the condensed epic Miles Smiles Later on, Strickland Gt the world his ad it on Germs.” Adam Had ‘em Recently, Don Marquis of the Sun, again haa been experimenting and has achieved his usual success, I believe his briefext in the greeting of the Weary Willies at the Hotel Gink; By Edmund Vance Cooke. THE MORNING AFTER « » ‘This is aa brief as poem of the Romans might rechristen AN ANCIENT INSTANCE K that w. k which we © But T @asten away from th attempting on, in two to take the laurels 1 call it A GERMAN INFLECTION 1—Rising (1917) 1L.—Falling (1918) “t Oo! Yeu, you'll have to study on that a bit, but here's an easy one “HOME, SWEET HOME” (Indian Version.) (Sure! that’s it, Teepee. Bee? And here's a seifcentered litle bit; Ho HGOTISM. However. if greetings are fair ma My terial, I whould like to ce Le A COCKNEY GREETING | After evolving that one, you will 1 not be surprised, when you ask Sy! Who is the laureate of concentra which apparently has Mr. Marquis | “°? ed ets am chancel beaten by an eyelash. Before he to recovers to overwhelm me with even briefer retort, I hasten to submit the limits of condenaation (or wo it seems to me), Behold my “poem! Hymand. capture of 29, 1918, by the organization of which he was 4 Second Lieut. William P. infantry--After the Seringes et Nesles, July part, and while holding a portion of the town with his platoon, he found that one of his men was missing. Be ing told that the man was wounded and lying beyond a hedge at the edge of the village, he unselfishly at tempted to locate him, was caught in direct machine gun fire and killed. Corporal John Conners, infantry ank. near Chateau Thierry 1918 comma kept two to pre last to fall, being shot 4 the act of throwing into n boat filled with Corporal James ntry-—He was an example men of his plat under fire for Condehe, Brie to the n when they were he first time France, July 1 He continually circulated among the men encouraging and nutic 3 them. Mortally wounded by shrap ne}, he stayed with his platoon untl 1, with a last word of encour nt on his lips. Jay Ler infantr near 1918 Antes, medical He fearlessly nd ma France yerform his In order expo imself to chine gun fire 4 1918 tcher bea. that the suffering of wounded might be relieved and lives saved, with un selfish heroism he left the security of the trench to go to wounded tn a machine gun emplacement and while performing this noble duty was AND KILLS 3 MORE (Special to The Star by N. B. A.) PARIS, Nov. 1—An Australian sergeant annoyed an officer tll he exclaimed, “Oh, you'd better go out and capture a few Germans.” Halt an hour later a relief party met ten dejected Germans bearing a ma chine gun and ammunition boxes. The sergeant followed. He reported to the officer that a trench mortar was waiting to be brought tn. He had taken a German post, killed three Germans, wounded two and made prisoners of ten ea A THRIFT STAMP a day | will keep the Hun away. Si siengpensassedibuesect ~ Ht by druggists However, I really cannot help ft. 1 was born that way, or rather chris toned that way. In proof of which, I attach MY INITIAL POEM KF. v « (Copyright WHEN SLEEP DOES. NOT REFRESH YOU are tired out, who ning feeling that has not refreshed them, are in a state of nervous exhaustion that borders on the condition that doctors call asthenia The causes are varied, The symptoma are over sensitiveness, irritability, a disposi tion to worry over trifles, headache possibly nausea 1918, by N. EB. A) My nervous system was weak ened said Mr. Chatles Crowley of 44 Richard street, West Lynn, | Mass, “my limbs were « and the muscles sore. At time om: ed my limbs would giv The je Muscles of my shoulders were pain ful and sore, 1 1 sev head My rest seemed to do me no nd I was tired in the morn ing. There wan a trembling sensa ton when I walked I learned of Dr. Williams’ Pink ls through & newspaper and after ling the first box of pills helped I took two more boxes. I am feeling good, the nervous twiteh- ings are gone and 1 sleep and cat well ‘The treatment in cases Uke this is of nutrition of the nerve cells, uiring a nonalcoholic tonic, As the nerves get t nourishment from the blood the treatment must be directed toward building up the na’ Pink Pills 4 directly on the blood and with pre er regulation of the diet have prov ed of the atest benefit in many uses of neurasthenia. Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills are sold pverywhere or will be sent by mail, postpaid, on receipt of price, 50 cents per vox, six boxes $2.50 by the Dr, Williams Medicine Co., Schenectady, N, Y, Write to: day for free books on the blood and nerves TAILORING CO. Headquarters for Suits, Coats and One-Piecé Dresses 425 Union Street t | STARSHELLS =z Send Left-Overs MAARAARARRAR “Put on your mask and amile,” | fy > . says our contemp, The mar. Why| 2° the Red Cro nile? Nobody « wo it Dear Minn Grey: It has been cently stated « f ‘ Another Doubt trier on't “A.E.F.” Addre adinommipsc AK} enw @ fOLLY A DRAWBACK you will ha t An Automobile ha . big ad t th t f vantage over a horse a t . to alwayn tired Love Reverse Mk. Old Adage IN THE CANNIBAL ISLANDS An 46 1 hear our friend had ay f sa ' 1 ha ' ’ r mid @ About her ¢ f " ' b fh « “What did your father aay when! wonder if lam don iene Shall 1 leave out the wicked from him re 1 1 : ine ords he said? dea ares god | w and . rs keepa ct Do! One ambulance at the front em» “Why, certainty, des coer th es lsd 6 rode a Moroccoan and Then 1 don't believe th da thing to tell you, mother Ye p : ; 1 Magazine it ¢ n . has not definite declare is an police dog FEEDING THE BABY : Pi ss Aetna Sle —— The very prosperous-looking gen Uleman stopped and permitted the I HE GREA ] | EADER pretty girl to fasten a carnation in his buttonhole 4 quarter What in thin for? he asked You have fed a Belgian baby, was the reply y “Nonsenne Our boys are now follow- ing the great leader of our sald the other, adding a $5 bill to his contrib: a ” “4 i can't do it, Bare; take this and toy Allies “over there,” fighti a regular meal for the baby the battle of the Uni Le TH States, fighting without OUR LITTLE TRAGE! 1 : | Scene Sigler tons thought of being heroes—but [stormy night fighting that men, women Place—Any regular hamlet and children may not be tor- orp oo alia , | tured, burned and Broom | saa ede wr ernie mesh Fighting against the bestia! sa man; @ mysterious lady foe of America and mankind. Scene 1 No greater heroes nor braver Curtain discovers man hustling men ever fought on the bat- aher a lady with vell is tuséling with um tle-fields of France than our “Sammies.” Men with daunt- spirits—men of Let me help you? less Mysterious woman—din a low blood, courage, energy, vim voice) (ladly "4 a v Man—dumbrella adjusted)}—May 1 and vigor are needed every day behind the lines as well as behind the guns. You n in the blood! Every nee you safely to your destin: Woman—eagerly)—With pleasure Man—(taking jady’s arm)—Beauti. iron pe oY healthy man or woman should | o - ‘, Conversation continues — couple| have about as much iron in jexit down the boulevard. | his or her body as there is in Some 3 ' an ordinary “tenpenny” nail. | Curtain discovers couple walking |—tho blocks past married man's To gain this iron, the best way is to take an iron-tonic, | house | ‘2 oe - Man—You're some little damsel. called “Iron-tic,” a combina- | Woman—Unm: tion of iron in its most soluble form, discovered by Dr. y “ge What about a little dinner Pierce and experimented with by his physicians at the Surgi- for two ’. by “ 7 ; j Woman—tabout to anewer—wina |C&! Institute in Buffalo, N. Y. 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