The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 26, 1918, Page 6

THE SEATTLE STAR—SATURDAY, OCTOBER 26, 1918. PPPPRARALDAPL ALD AL LLLP LPL LLL | SPP PPP LLLP PPP PPP PL PPP PPP PPP Mini ve o ) PALL LAA } STARSHELLS | A | Editor's Mail wht LOOK AT THE WAR MAP } , . a ~ Editor The Star: In din acing | A worRD ) Comments, Views, Thoughts, Smiles and Throbs the relative merits of the forelen na FROM Gleaned Here and There | tons at war, and the merits of sol | gonit WISE I va i —_—_— ——_— = —— diers, one man made the assertion | t's " bana “ ooge-Ciags Matter Tay ha L.-By B-A 3. 1NTe. that the English soldier never could hou en eh BY HEBA _ atone " mnie joe ——— _— "i and ever has, fought le this true yy ai oe y mail. gut of city, bfe per month; 3 monthe $1.60; 4 month at ese rg liny ie Mer conflict? 1 think this ‘ y ab. iar ; don't care | 59 & Year, $5.00, in the State of Washington, Outalde the otare tS” Fee nan is a proGerman, Knowing Tpmunp Vance C At the Front | phachont,” Belgien piece have month, $4.50 for 6 months, or $9.00 per year, your patriotiam, I would Uke your) Der week. 4 Soaneare views KR. GRE ee, ie looked forward to the day when EDITOR'S NOTE This query te Don't b ve any aa that the yale return to their homes, And now the hope, for some of them, in to . od Ae : ae crown prince, or any other son of | be realized, In a camp of 7,000 refugees at Uden, Holland y | aawered f 1 time by th Now comes a solemn, solemn day. Willum, hes on captured, The] woman of 90 trom Vie rere n, Holland, in iittle og i He a cS am —— - coming daily — fron Set back the clock, dear wif crown prince “a tactical move “y, ' ». The British have beaten We've thrown away aug wages pe sco ig ‘on, from Vine,” whe declared when quention: and the Germans Potash From Cement? Germany's armies time after titne, al si noee ot’an Pe an arsine, "When tre Grmy {@2!8 and ruined all I had in the world.” | ‘ a nponalble nen the army tho th rman armies were sup ; ; ; hen you return you shail have everything back t a 1 , A And each of his swarm hrong in advancing or standing still in bat ing back brand new," gon. t It has been discovered that potash, one of the prime ae po pa oa la Rad aA ha ieee ea sere tle he remains five or ten miles in| *°l4 the doctor who went among the refugees ; , " i ™ reg | Chines ever devined ; 4 then ne army Another old woman, 97, w - i 5 rer, and hence one of our vital neces ght oar We wtand a hundred million strong the rear, and then, w the arm 97, wan vinited, “Altho my legs are a lite t essentials of fertilizer No historian will ever be able about-facea to retreat, he is in the|I shall return to Borcham, near Antwerp,” whe declared one And mourn our loas today saries, can be produced as a by-product in production Of jonesty retrain. tr acclaiming veal “ ms . lead, “Will yo ake long, granny? That's ere - ” a Portland cement and pig iron, If all our cement ett credit to the British armies for their “A hundred million precious hours! - roe iF POP MR te take me along, granny? That's where 1 come from,” said ‘ * are erly ipped, we would be fighting in the world war. Altho only It nets one In a maze J. M. Gund ia a whoe dealer tn t and iron redirect iohat Ereperty bp ‘otash. It is a Oreanized and equipped on a «malt Why, figured roughly, by the Powerst matlevee, siege oie nd then, sir, we will ds A quadrille together,” replied the forever absolutely independent of Gern re aa But fons they Jumped into the war, and it makes four wailion dare Re al Ae WR me : glorious proposition with most important bearings. with French and Belgians, stemmed ae x - . i : > rd finds difficulties in the Way,|the most terrific onslaught of hi» I'm weak at figures, t 1 know, Marine Corps. | | Troops were on a tiresome march to the front. A young Col i} the Manufacturers’ Reco: inds difficulties | om dgage «Pegi sagfre age -eogpeyrred Dubsurcty it appears, ; 8 : idee Chant copeahinc hs recess a eo ang Colonial, ' of this fashion: EY pe Fag cy en Blagg agp ur million days yield, figured low, AMONG THE MISSIN Kiliod Rin What ae tor acts : ame up and ' “A few days ago Secretary Lane, in a letter: to Com iy to teat the warthirsty Germans | A good ten thousand years ‘ eee ae “Lam tired out,” replied the poldier f gressman Kitchin, pointed out that one cement plant which in aimost every mode of warfare, “Ten thousand years we've thrown away eife, Give. thét: ait t tho tas All right, put down your mack,” aid the general, dismounting, “ang now get on’ my horse Ty setting back the clock bt h thousand y it turna me gray! What has become of the old-fash It gives one's & shock joned man who ued to burn all the mbat, when Whereat the general, picking up the discarded sa the tired ", slung them on hin own back and ma: dier on the horse—walking as a superb pollu had expected to spend $100,000 on the establishment of al And at hand-to-hand \ potash by-product system had been unable to do so because | MA" meets nan with cold steel, the ck and handbags of hed after the sok a ; Tommies taught the boches to squeal the proposed income-tax bill would make the margin GC | GinceameAl" an cales. Santos ony f safety too narrow to justify the investment of new capital. | one try to ten you the Tommy hasn't Mr. Lane very strongly urged that in the creation of new | fousht in this war, j industries of this kind they should be free from heavy) — KNocks PHONE SYSTEM taxation on profits until their net profits enabled them to) faitor The Star: When I attempt amortize their capital thus invested. The suggestion is ed to have my phone changed from a four-pmrty line to a two-party line, I “Why. thats perhaps, is twice the span paper? Of our recorded re Twice the historic y - Of which we have a trace $0,000,000 from U. &." says a Chi Poilu the American Rxpeditionery \ 4g cago-American headline This | 59, ss: sc saphl gegietdies tetace Cato proves the farmer doesn't care for | comrades, He commits himself to three stanzas of eulogy in The Stars pa nd Stripes, the soldiers’ paper in France, So well did the editors think of ars of man “24,000 Monte rmerns Seek | © na * Stuart M. Emery, a member of “Give it to me, thin space of time, ‘This waste beyond all price! I'll make an Egen more sublime certainly a wise one. peargperebs ms - ‘ doab rhI taoin etaoin etaoin etaol |i: that it occupied a jes om . i A oi great difficulty because of Than Adam's Paradine © ve 8 ups a leading position on the first page of the issue of “Tt can hardly be expected that new capital will. £0} tne seeming antagonism a1.d ‘ah ia ati aie, pallies ie cles Atr ehacunins | Septecaber 6 : ' into enterprises of this kind, taking the chances of the un- ity of the company. I was informe ite Ariatotie. wiser iy : POLY 1, sweet song; Bcene—Domestic battlefield | You're a funny fellow, poilu, in your dinky Uttle cap : ° Kid erent American home. | And your war-worn, faded uniform of blue, hime— Dishwashing With your multitude of haversacks abulge from heel 1 dearly love to speculate Characters—-Friend wife, friend! And your rifle that is ‘aioe as big as oid -" oe, On matters of this sort husband, son Willie, pet gander with Tou ware 4 t : : . 07 © le for le and laugh for good wine and merry song, But wives are, wines, and, here my mat a honk ; Now your sunlit world has sadly gone astray, toke in and cu ah Beene 1 And the road today you travel stretches rough and red and long, Curtain finds Friend Wife in Yet mille bs caueeaas * 3 rocker, Friend Husband at the . retains ttyl at Sy. oh I'll make all life one gr certainties of after-war conditions, unless there is some as- that T must pay $10 extra, and late I'l) civilize the kaiser! surance that the capital thus invested can be amortized) (lt the lines were taken over by the | before heavy taxation is laid upon its earnings, or unless) j¢ they were taken over by page assurance can be given that industries such, for instance,/man government or the United as that of potash will, after the war, be protected against = government. If it in the lat the inroads which Germany would seek to make by break-| i" |, "iving wee retten detl tee ; ing down the market for American potash.” | siene\ia. Gat 6t 6hGan Wevhave to In short, there are the well known signs of the birth wait weeks before it t# repaired, but | of another infant industry, an infant upon whom the wel- hides raga Lb Piper in remularty | ' fare of agricultural America may largely depend, but the {itnority tne company has te chacee _ child will not be delivered unless relieved of its just portion $10 to change a phone. Respectfully, | That's the help I get at home, of taxation or a stone wall against cheap foreign potash Oo. B. SMITH, | " v i When I philosophize. Friend Wife—When will Willie) stilt, we'd hate to have to faceé4you when the bugle’s sounding loud , is raised. The public must be ready with a nursing bot- a | my > - 4 ; 4 P| SMITH IS SKEPTICAL | Copyright, 1915, A come home from that errand yp py pchelbcge an om tle to foster, or private capital will see to it that the little —rajtor The Star) T understand the | (Copyright, 1915 , or ens Yon my “dear nd your slim, steel sweetheart Rosalit is out. ; darling is still-born. ; Spanish “flu” is a gern spread by (Sighs wearily, turns around and Ofer .& densest ‘with alae an tach to resi However, it seems to us that, in these war times, the ‘* Hun “over here” The scare ts | — _ go vere 1 ygelaerg nfl O'er @ cigaret with night an inch to run, ; riend e same to-do, w rather are are gone, since ypu kitchen sink, gander sleeping by the ‘Tho you live within the shadow, fagg@ and hungry half the while, racking in the line, may ‘to umand y Bogen yout ailty biathert” door And your days and nights ar Friend Wife-—Mustle, Hiram, the ‘There is nothing under heaven that can take away your smile, sece and Rome Perkenses are coming over this Oh, 80 wistful and so patient and so fine. ening, the dishes must be done! You are tender as a woman with the tiny ones who crowd Friend Husband—Yes, my dear To upraise their lips and for your kisses pout, Now by the gods of G And angels of the skies kept before the public. The names And quite often you are noticed in a beard that's full of hair, *, . . . ry Be tie MT eh Orsi au apeeas f Py nation is learning that when private appeal 0s SR, ORL oCe comdde of tunes Whe Gnd at ‘ knocks ¢holce dish on the floor. = | Die tint heart of youls la clvegs twentidiee refuses to do a necessary thing, Uncle Sam can and should “fu” are pubiished daily. The old Friend Husband—Yes, my dear. No, you do not “parlee Engliah,” and you find it very hard, do it. Very likely, Uncle will be furnishing American farm- ™usty courthouse lant even a fit Friend Wife--You did it on pur: | For you want to chum with us and words you lack; esp pone, didn't you? So you pat us on the shoulder and say, “Nous sommes camarades,” ers with cheap potash from his own factories long before Pier ‘° have the “fu.” im my esti | 5 . . mation. I wish to heaven some pa Friend Husband (stifling a yawn) We are that, my pollu pal, to hell and back. he will return to the old scheme of granting to a few in- per woutd start a health scare to THIS DISILLUSIONED GIRL Yeu, sny dear —Stuart M. Emery, A. E. F., in The Stars and Stripes. Friend Wife clearg for action, | dividual: hes th: i hey f I} th =| help win the war, Instead ni ee ee ee eS en ee | SCORNS OPINION OF PUBLIC ise": etsy srtlees” cancer 35 Ot ; RR. SMITH. | ‘= rushes wildly outside ”- e | | Der Mis Grey: Lantenpta 0) | Gander — Honk! Honk! Honk! Germans Seek searching for an antidote to the Recently the war offies of the |! pony: i pio 4 | ag Answer the letter signed “Justice ! “ “it 1 | _ Elect Sloan to Congress THEY LIKE CO. HAWTHORNE |ohich appeared in your columns not | Beattie Chamber of Commerce ob- || Yajgt Monk! (at freauent sinters Tank Silencer | “the anica tanks, combined with i. | ¢ }iong ago. 1 believe ahe (I am sure it | tained a phonograptf and some || . . i? rplanes, have proved to be an anth Voters in the Northwest counties of Whatcom, Sno-| {es r division | BP we Shrnaggpe ater fates S00) homish, Skagit, etc., and of King county (outside of Seattle), worked’as a clerk or a volunteer am | letter, “Anxious,” it || departing warships thru the ©o || urrendered unconditionally again! Permanently on the defensive, the importance of the machine gun to |ecems, is tp love with & married || operation of this department | (Curtain) Germany haa more than doubled since Foch grabbed the initiative for seem local beard and every perso! | person who has | oy neigy jis she) In unduly agitated over || records for the crew of one of our Gee! Pop must. of surrendered |dote to the German machine guns! have wo i ebro not only to strengthen the — be Fogeoos bo ne “" . des Tea | an. Well, what of that? Wives ‘The chamber announces thts Presiden ison, but of putting a progressive citizen in)‘ love Ms Mind wet Tire ie mut: | take these aftaire too seriously. Most || morning that three more phono congress in place of a reacti Md le 80 | men, especially men of the better | graphs and records of the latest see keepe. WHEN NORSKE MEETS SWEDE And never in the war have the machine guns been of so little use to the Germans! onary. fight. f “ ; { . too, when he thinks an Injos anson fc Representative Lin Hadley, republican, of Bellingham, tice in teing done, and we wornen|caatem, have many loves during & || sonk® are erie te aean Ane pile Hanson for the ca oath the |, Both filers and tank fighters have been trained in devices and codes the present congressman, is not in sympathy with the great love a man who fights for the right | jeume, And simost slwase they fe | whlch expert te date those mhouta | dance! Rew arase CC eee we rs A 3 ¥ r tt 7 : > thet " one who can donate there should ut by the alrplan progressive movement, which is gradually enveloping the (), "77,01 our love and lovsity for) | am a stenographer, and also @ | bring or wend them to the Seattle eee oe rein mueend: a8" tite Gieehiiailink scbetihts ‘tn Mery aiemiaia aaiiha whole world. lhow delichted we ere cece traeine | widow, 25 years of age, and very || Chamber of Commerce, Arctic |) Reliable fishermen report that veh | huge captures of machine guna and the remarkably low allied casualties Joseph A. Sloan of Anacortes, democratic. candidate,| picture of Col, Hawthorne and the | much in love with my employer, wlio || Club building. ‘Third and Cherry |the German carn are swim=ning PACK’ since the Germans were first hurled back on the Marne in July. has been a leader of progressive thought. He is a forward- !vely article you wrote about him in| jiginns ever the. ’ he ore cee So far the Gormage have. titel tBree principal. pipma te sep Se tantanl lusions over the affair He te in laughs at t lawe that wer ~ looking citizen. & recent issue of The Star, We thank | taruated with me now to the extent| made for her own welfare and A man's auto falls thru Seattle Viret—inundation, But Inyngation oun be aurtiel out saty bs enjes . Fi you for ft | " od we Boys cl pall gee i Menor favorable spots. Water is not always at hand, and the character of the The Star is not a partisan paper. It is no worshiper RYRDIE MITTELBERGER | ‘at be ts nectonting his business to | ‘ato fhe ts age h in |atreet—the holy city? ground will not ‘permit flooding in many cases of party labels. There are reactionary democrats as well) IAW DUNCAN make love to. me." But_satiety fol| love with mammon that she bre, | 1 masks prevent barbers from |___,Second Tank trapa. These const of big holeg tm the ground, com as reactionary republicans. Some of the worst reactionaries pret age turn, after a Ume, to respectability | buy back the love end trust and | talking, wo, sugsest they keep them | cred With eticks end Sst to cesses Chem i eee rcea tase ed are in the democratic party, as was proven by the recent MABLE L. ALBEE aneoa nem a ienow cnlete he truss gp oad pana ving en on forever, ‘Third—Tank mines. These consist of “planted” mines connected by suffrage vote. , de : MARIE, MARTIN. ean et the, thehatenand my hus-|\ love to become the mother of an [QUESTION MR. C GREY CANNor| Mbise-. The mines are supposed to exploda, when the, Sash, hile: the Slams But in the Second congressional district, the issue is MRS. BE. L. CONNOR. band always came back after he had| unworthy man’s chijdren ANSWER | But the cables have been ext by enetnesrs. H __~ clear between Sloan and Hadley. It is not a party issue; it is ANewael te far Gred ot the ateen, batt hon because | It would be abeolilety uowlew” | ‘What made the window btiind?—|_ Thé SREAAGE mune Rive boost oie caas HAvU-tees Rae fam issue of men. Sloan, the man, is a far more fitting| waior The star: Just a few words|0%,“42 & Wrute. This employer of} (0 ai Meaded ae shee Raper |" % oe frazzle. It is officially stated that the British counter-battery work in this | representative of the people in congress than Hadley, the) in reply to Will H. Bmith’s wall that | man’ Mt." Eentioman. Gules wi eee | thee lnm ear school buts the A WISCONSIN MYSTERY _| Cffensive has resulted in the destruction of 10 times ne many gune es (hee man. seat Wa many able-bodied men be-lon,' No matter what his feelings) only one in which fools may Lont, strayed or atolen--A female | British lost. Com the careers of both men—and vote |low Yesier way who are not obeying | were for the “other women,” he| learn woman, that is wore a dress and accord | va Han . Sloan has always given and made sacrifices that wee janson's work or flht) would not let hix wife suffer for it - ladies shoes, Wan last seen at a Way up in the northeast corner of these United States, in Palmyra, his fellow ‘ ht : it e; “ In my case, the wife knows noth Dear Mine Grey Can you tell me|late hour Sunday night leaving my | Me., ix a little old woman whose main ambition in life has been to bea men might gain community benefits. Hadley) Vurthermore, T wish to calling about it and never will so far how it in that when you cash a strawberry patch. Short and fat, 5 - ————-. good mother, a good wife, a good has always fought these things, fought municipal owner-|*™th'* attention to the fact that} ay 1 am concerned. It would only erty Bond that the one who ¢ |had a porcupine gait and toed in, | | A Super | housekeeper and a good cheese- % ship, fought prohibition, fought progress at almost every| mre ue pola Roget pedis < As make her suffer needlessly it keepe My busband stumbled some as if reo nip i] Ch = maker. Quite a sizable ambition, turn. . Even if she learned of it «he has hard for that money. 1 don't see|Was follow: acroms: bridge into] | eesemak isn’t it? r per day. Also I can assure Smith c ni She has a nice that it if right to take Nis money |town, di ed before sheriff 2 y So when you go to the polls on November 5, vote like ‘ht 'f all the idle men went to work oe ite prominsat eocialiyy has tash-| lke that. We id hot expect inter |could’ get pm ity se Penge | ap sciger arog eee REBECN For, 36 yeas Seas hoes ee = men and women—not like party politicians. Vote for Sloan, *0™*,°% there now employed would] jonabie clothes and is taken out ev- eat, but did expect the $50 we loaned. | formation as to where those berries |right on spending four or five months of each year making a cheese a day. _ democratic nominee. jbe out of a job There are many | erywhere, and while he d t love Ph me something about this| went will be greatly appreciated by Her name is Mrs, Marela Gifford, You'd like her if you ever met her, ‘4 more men in Seattle today than| her any longer, she ia treated courte sort of thing Sheriff Jackson or N. L. Kinney and you'd lke her cheese, too. Everybody who likes cheese would. For A . | could be employed in all the Indus jously and considerately, as are the It is the law of supply and de Sagle River (Wis) Teview Mr« Gifford isn't satisfied with merely making cheese; she Insists upon The flu germ’s too tiny to be scen under a micro- |W" Smith was very careful to) children mand. If the supply is great, . — - making the best cheese she knows how scope, but when you've swallowed it you don’t care much | ustrint slackers ar gor Onghony ME ot gh ggg adhe vgred bore? nip thgehe rblbr Bence It Is her pet idea that a housewife: should ao something more than s / acke| ° c out | never break up his home © in| great, the price increases. Gov ust doing what every other housewife does, dusting, sweeping, washing re to k down microscopes anyhow. |How about the uptown districts?| kinder to me than anyone else ever| ernment bonds, when pl 4d qeaes and the baby 2 elas bowel at Bs pean ee and/ nag been. He is paying me double| the stock market, ar “I would paint a house or a picture,” the old lady said. “I'd raise Allies Solidified nion, and from Second up tolthe salary that the man I worked) just like any other bonds. flowers or write a book. I'd do something to take my mind off the Eighth ave. “ Br “i for previously did. 4 that was a| bonds the First and a outine of housework | Ho bo th rm ‘ # ss There’s no doubt th: G ‘ w about the young men who | «virtuous man”; but he wouldn't pay ond issue sell at a Cheesemaking, according to Mrs. Gifford, is an art and hard work. Bet nclit any god at the vermans believed they could spend their time gambling and | ji ‘employes enough to live decently| than those of the Third and Sree ean tae thin ond tr halt deteben she tins A00cs ok AOC split al opinion with their peace notes. | drinking contraband whisky? ra man who is human. 1| Fourth; but they are all below cheese. One year she made 4,000 pounds So one of the most interesting developments is the fact! H. E. BURKE, » will both pay for this:;| par at the present time. It is [US Many prizes adorn the Gifford home, all won at state and county that instead of splitting allied opinion, President Wilson’s 1216 Howell St. [put a “tooth don't ache at a dance.”| a great mistake to sell your pom a fairs for the best home manufactured cheese exhibited. masterful diplomacy has instead solidified opini sald ae : : SO ot Ut SaneMtaint, Rat if-you can possibly keep THE FEMALE UMBRELLA - a cag ~ 4 opinion. | ing to suffer for it, if T have to, I One morning, rain or instance, Arthur Henderson, British labor leader,| | will now await the bricks with in “ Greeted us as we at the head of a powerful following that has been doggedly | terent STENOGRAPHE Dear Miss Grey: About three| Left home for the working for an early peace, says: “President Wilson has 1 It ts rather difficult » de years ago I met a man about five Dally mill nd our clarified our ” i P+ se || whether the woman who wrote [years =m senior After keeping Umbrella rested quietly a ping ad sae om Lansdowne, another British | thils letter really 1 such a fool, | company with him about six months eaaaaria aie leader, who spoke out for peace when nearly every one else| or whether the strict influenza | we were married. We lived togeth Umbrella stand at ‘ ‘ “ a in England was crying “Carry on!” calls the note “strong| ban has caused a reaction of arly a year when, without word The toll garage, “i and prudent.” some morbid movie fan's over- son, he left me just at the time | And we had to take imaginative pawn and that this n gre . puld stay. I The Mrs.’ long-handled, Late in the afternoon, I went into the next coach to talk with . . ° “ a“ - letter is the result. searched well, an inally locating Fancy tasseled M Thomas She had been in New York to offer her services as au This diplomatic note exchanging is fast converting Granted that the facts are | him, found that he had already been Feminine rain awning ‘aiehie: i entertainer for convalescent soldiers the Swiss from the nation of hotelkee: i i “a true, the woman, of course, imag: | married. Should I have my marriage We gined ever y % es ‘ *% ‘oreign hospitals. Of course she pers into the inter. imagined ybody : > in foreig spitals, Of ines herself clever enough to | annulled before remarrying? Would » . I, A WAR BRIDE, DO NOT oe ne ae national be 8. On the street ; 0 NOT | was rejected—she had not t (From the Elberfeld Frie Prease) withstand the admonition of It be @ legal marriage without? Gave the umbrella 4 RES OF | essary credentials. She was disap » ia 2 The worthy head of the M—— Mother Conventionality. She is | r ANXIOUS MOTHER And us the razz slant. FoR BoB _____gg pointed—and bitter—I could see. t Fit the family had secured possession illic-| #0 enamored and blinded by her | You must have the first mar. Wee talidie enamel |» aan aa ‘ an we tated. 1. Seeak Ge 4 ix . itly of a fine fat calf, the meat of| conceit and her temporary suc riage canceled from the records Reach ten feet upwards, man who wagriding backward was flirting over his wife's shoulder with Attorney General Sims claims to have the names of 80,-| which was to grace the table on the| cess ax a deep-dyed vamp, that | either by divorce or annulment And the umbrella shelter a pretty girl In front of me, He was not a young man. The sock his 000 New York men who subscribed to the German or Aus-|°°°*##0" of Herr M-——'s forth.| she refuses to take public opin procesdings, in order that “your Felt like it was wife was knitting might easily fit a soldier son of his own, The fact trian war bonds and an eastern newspaper suggests that comiae birthday. The trouble was,| on into consideration. She second marriage may be legal Roosting among the seemed to make his flirtation doubly vulgar, Scenes like this I had i Sehi te Li i . jowever, how to kill the animal | ~ : * “ Lower clouds, watched before in restaurants—-and once at a symphony concert. he ae pron lad Ls pal ig os a . without ite orieg attracting the at-| | And the silk tassel [ree erand I suppose they think they are clever ‘to put it over’ the tee ent wou be real genteel but if these) *ntion of the Mice LETTERS OM SOLD! ERS Draped itself over wife,” said Mary Thomas in a sarcastic tone which astonished me. “You men subscribed for such bonds, after our declarations of |, Y°.tm'’ &” Arrangement was FR )| Our forearm like |sco I’ve been thinking a good deal, lately } war on Germany, the United States government should yrs reer with @ relative who owned a —_ Tinsel on a Christmas tree. | The man passed down the aisle just then, and swerved awkwardly fiscate all the property they've got and jail them, Every dancing saloon to sive = sary The Star Will Gladly Publish Interesting Communications whe n we Ronpadien | with the weaving of the train in order that he might drop a note into ' time a vile alien enemy is punished bya slap on the wrist,|%Y,!%e whole M family assem: From Yanks or Jackies The handle and cord | While the wife will continue to move serenely and securely in her some of the folks go to thinking of ropes and lampposts. *| bled in the room, as also did about Under our coat own dignified orbit,” I suggested. “They think they exploit her—when j 5 300 persons who had duly paid for i When we got off, ey are only exploiting each other!” J UPPLIES LEAD « they j admisato The opening item on vu. 8. 8) a ed, because we were doing work We hoofed to the j That's it, precisely,” Mary agreed i |i c y : j Wilson has prevented the peace offensive from re. | the Prowram was a particularly loud| “when I hear that American 4 just as Important as any we Office in the drizzle . Vagrant love has such a transient value to a man,” I remarked sulting in an of fensive peace. chorus, which was sung with X:|1) omotive whistle, I almost think could do at the front. Carrying the camouflaged |sagely, as if I were well qualified to know what I was talking about. “T traordinary vigor by a ct mate | 1% wok | yur train, as a whole, ts con- She canopy closed, wonder why some war brides worry so much about their husbands’ conduct ; choir, whose powerful voices re|T am back in the U 8. A. says | sid red good « igh to placed With the handle up 0 there.” i Another unsuccessful attempt has been made to kill | eunded thru the hall, At the same | Corporal ¢ hauncey 1. Turner, son |in ¢ Pershing'’s First American Our sleeve, and the | Isn't it because we women think altogether too much about sex?" Lenine. These Russians should practice marksmanship. moment, in a dark recess behind a|of Mr. and Mrs. G. 8. Turner, 6804) army, which has been recently wor- Cord down inside the ribs. Mary asked, “Women exaggerate the importance of sex—the pull of sex 4 high sereen, the knife was irgwn 14th ave. N. W., as setter r ed | ganized, eee es than men do.” J P no he throat of the fatted talf,| by his parents. eis an “We have been at the front a “or bh a > e ceases to lure him, man himself treats it very Shoes have been classed as essent ba--erili or all a! It looks as if that “erumbling’ Altho sex never ceases ur " him Z e en cla, p ials by the war |whose cries were — effectually |of Company B, First Army Supply |few times and some of our trucks} , side! ” y query, “What he x e t e F 5 D 7 A wome of 0 ks ik regime would outlast the| slightingly—only as an incident, doesn’t he?” was my query. hat industries board, at the FOOT of the list. drowned by the stentorian voices of| Train, and landed in France last| have been shot at by artillery, but eek xers for today, he scorns tomorrow. But either day, he, doesn't let , if ay 2 pees. wits va April. Fh bboy ‘ a ales never hit he country around the) - - areal his emotion spoil his real work in life.” Music houses thruout the c he ruse, alas! failed, for the next| “As I sit here and write this, T/front is just like the papers de-|g EE ane “While women, very good women, tho they loathe to confess it, center for “Die Wacht Am Rhine”! country report no demand | moment three gendarmes, acting on| hear nothing but the English | scribe it. It is torn up by shells.) WAR HUMOR | |20 their interests in sex, They dress ¢ catch a husband, and feed him f information furnished by an envious| language spoken; as I look outaide,| puildings smashed and trenches and. | fog ) him, and shape the home mainly for his comfort," Mary added, neighbor, entered the hall, took the|1 see American trucks, wagons and|barbed wire stryng everywhere. | mtiioetmeean 8) . determines every great step in a woman's life,” I went on, Hunger, the new chauffeur, has stripped the gears names of all present, and confias-|agricultural implements everywhere.| Some of the boys have quite a col- STUNNING, ALL RIGHT working out a thought new to me, “We pretend it isn't true. A man's on the Austrian military machine. aE the Cason Soe le American locomotives and cars are| lection of souvenirs already. “1 was in a hand-to-hand encoun. | career is shaped by entirely different influences, still we insist we are the q ae oeetget: yr 3 tei ony almost as humerous as the French. “Will send you a copy of “The! ter with a big German,” narrated the | only influence! How silly of us! A ; she, a ae ef h pwing day and “Our lot over here ts not as hard/ Stars and Stripes,” published on) officer he furlough, “ 4 “This war ought to teach us better,” Mary suggested. * oe ol kills next month’s political activities it | muicted in a collective tine of $600.| ax you people may think, and you| this side cach week ogee priate pica dR grad WAt poet te kaa toughtsens,. ae & war bride; ko cpltivate «Suan won’ ve been an unmized evil. should not worry about us not be-| “Wishing Seattle the best of suc-| closed in the grapple, I wrenched my | Sense about my husband. I don't belteve the lure of Paris is any worse i y ‘ oe Germans strip clothing from their |ing properly looked after, cess with her shipbuilding pro-|arm loose and knocked him senseless | for Bob than other lures he has met and vanquished right here at home!" . 3 Having parried the Hun effort to steal peace, it is own dead and bury the bodies in ‘We did not get an opportunity) gram, and hoping this letter finds| with my revolver.” “That's a comfortable theory—it would make a lot of war brides hagy now up to us to steel ourselves for war. paper shrouds. Quantities found by|to take part in the allied drive,| you well, T remain as ever, your] “Oh, how perfectly stunning!" ex.|Pler—it they would only stick to It” was Mary's comment, e Americans in Saint Mihiel victory. | but were not very much disappoint-| loving son, CHAUNCES.” !elaimed the girl. } (To Be Continued) ~~ ee