The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 30, 1918, Page 6

OF SCRIPrS NORTHWEST LEAGUR OF NEWSrArEns United Preas Association 8, 18! t_the Postoffice at Congress’ March 3. 1878, as Second-Class Matter May ‘Weak. under the Act of Bee per month; months, $1.50; @ month, $2.78; % ie the stat. ‘be per] | Dally by The Stag Publish! exchange connecting all Not Fill Our F: L. L. Quota in One fe Did Not Fi r ONE Week - Day, But We Can Do It in O » History Text Books | now raging between School Directors| ] cond Eckstein, on Sak. side, and Superintendent ‘and history teachers generally, on the other side, ] merits of the Robinson and Beard “Outlines of in History” need not disturb loyal Americans. ‘ rman question does not enter into the revised the Robinson and Beard book. y anti-German than the West history, which Shor- nd Eckstein prefer. | fessor Robinson, onevof the authors, was recently | d by President Wilson as a member of Col. House’s fon to study the problem of peace and to gather of this war. ialcs ‘cabdichness compels the statement that Mr. C icularly, was opposed to the Robinson and SP before he thought of any pro-German attack He it because it was “too revolutionary,” in n e political economy which it evidenced was avanced and liberal for a conservative man, such as| orrock is. | LU troversy, then, be determined on this issué, f , Bae mit is NOT fair for Mr. Shorrock and) > ein to drag in a pro-German_ question when it exist in the revised edition. President Wilson is of Dr. Robinson’s Americanism. Neither should consensus of opinion of the teachers and the jook commission is that the Robinson and Beard book x than the West book, that should end the matter. | are not afraid of the Americanism of Superin-| , whose boy~is now in France, nor of the| J school teachers, who have been well represented | e movement i } | irit of Gideon must consider with amazement patties now (Hoey on between British and Turk over ound where he fought and along the Jordan where 0 men, oa because they drank on the run, he the Midianities. of | 4 ral spa ‘eae ¢ ro! it ah r O Tf anything, it) THE SEATTLE STAR—MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, 1918 NOTE TO ALLIES: L et’s Have Turkey for Thanksgiving AR BRIDE | iaitor’s Mail Kr. FOR SOLDIERS Editor The Star: 1 would like know thru your papers it |soldier in Uncle Sam's army entitled to a one-cent fare he gets 48 hours jand visit his parents. is in the regulars, and has been to Pullman in the |radio. He goes to Fort Leaven |worth today. When he came h lto visit his parents he was charg full fare on the railroad, the same as a civilian, 1 think it is a mean way to treat our soldier boys. A SUBSCRIBER. Copyright, 1918, to by the Newspaper Enterprise Ass'n. THIRTY.FOURTH CHAPTER . wh to come It arises partly from the doctor educated in Vienna, f neglect to Jane occa- Id have heen saying I wreck the elder ma, Jr, Bol Private Robert attention Jane whom Robert pect sioned by Bob's long farewell to his wite, Lorimer's chance to beco | boys. One one | she gets @ thread of city rich family, ¢ finds that she is to mether the nexplainable attack of new generation of SCORES FEED MEN Editor The Star: I have been interested in your articles on prof |iteering. Here's how feed dealers are robbing us to the tune of 400 rrying @ large basket. |per cent. Bran cost, before at have you?” I made the in-| war, §7 a ton. quiry merely to please the poor boy. |The dealers have told their cus- It delights the child to find me|tomers than bran is now off the for a long ride to the station. It xi bave e Pad is lmurleur covinty, | Greet’ with cheb tear “Cune’ teas ; c static ave worried the chauffeur terribly. | mixed with chop feed. Chop feed Just to be kind, I asked |is $82 a ton, Bran ts $28. That's at's in your basket?" |where they make their 300 per ei es." he answere cent. As long as wo produce for T should say I do not,” I profit instead of for use the rob- path. “Did you catch them in th bery will go on, R. T. is clearing the snakes out of the - “Nope, Puttin’ ‘em back thai , y, “Wha—what for?” I gasped CONCERNING BOOZE “That's what fer," he said, pulling a sflver dollar from his trousers'| Editor The Star: I have read pocket. n’ doc says he'll give me anuther when I get six good 'uns|the pamphlets upon the amend- dumped. Gosh, ain't this ‘un a dandy? Ought to be wuth half a dollar|ments to be voted upon this fall by hisself. Come and take a p He can’t hurt ye. Doc don't buy no|As I understand ft, after this bitin’ kinds,”’ }amendment passes no persons can There was small comfort in this information, but the boy's chatter | make, sell or buy any kind of 1tn- kept me listening |toxicating Mquors or keep on hand “Say, ain't doc the queer-un? Every year he pays me fer gittin’ the | any whisky, wine, gin, rum or beer, snakes out—an’ this year I takes ‘em out afore he gits here. And now| except preachers, rabbis and or- he pays me to put ‘em back!" jdained ministers. They can buy en't there any snakes in the cellar NOW? I asked. |booze in any quantity and can Naw, tha’ ain't nuthin’ ther. Thar ain't no snakes thar, an’ thar) keep it on hand any hour. Nobody ain't no Uzards, an’ thar ain’t no bats, an’ thar ain’t no mats, an’ thar ain't} will get a smell of it except the no mice, an’ thar ain't no frogs, an’ thar ain't no toads, an’ thar ain't no| hoty men. And the present prohi- varmints, an’ thar ain't no sarpints In them cellars. Coz why? Coz I got/ bition laws were fought for by @ hull fambly of ferrets. Want to see ‘em?" these same holy men, who want “Oh, my goodness gracious, no!" 1 exc I\everything unto themselves. felt as if I were festooned with sarpints ani CHAS. H. DAVIDSON, listen, Luke! I don’t think you unders Box 23, Thorpe, W get the y last one of those things ou the cellars, He doesn’t want ae any put back. Here—take this dollar—here—take two dollars—and carry the snake back where you found it. Where was that, Luke? “Oh, maybe a mile up gorge—maybe two miles, maybe three—*" “Go far enough with it, Luke—and kill it!” “Will you give me anuther auto ride if T do?” “Of course,” I agreed quickly. Evidently this witless, uncanny child has @ bit of a brain somewhere in his head, when it comes to a bargain. I should say there are snakes around here! Today, while the men went fishing, I climbed the mountain for a wide view. Following what looked like a well-worn and presum afe path | met Luke, the half- REST A BE HIM! Want to see ‘em? red with emphasis, backing down the cellars?” Perhaps, I thought, Certels urs for my greaterwafety imed in a rapid crescendo. ng on varmints. “Now I think he paid you to (To be continued.) SERIES STATISTICS THE STANDING W. L. Pet. ! sesess 4 2 667 Chicago (N.L) ... Second Third Fourth Farmer Is Opposed wr S| Sixth | Game. BY GILSON GARDNER N. EB. A. Staff Correspondent WASHINGTON, Sept. 30.—The |plan to substitute war profits for f a ; profits will be popular ball is over until the war is won. among farmers. The excess profit world series has ended. |plan has worked some peculiar f $180,000 was paid by men and women to See} hardships on the tillers of the soi! ns play the last six games. lOfficiais of the farm loan board this sum over $160,000 is paid to the players, club|~— d the national baseball commission. TAILORING CO. Cross may get $17,961.90, the 10 per cent base- s said,would be donated to war charity if Uncle Headquarters for Suits, Coats and uld postpone his “work or fight” order for the One-Piece Dresses of two teams. 425 Union Street % “excess” newspaper doesn’t believe that the players and we given too much, if they give all this $17,961.90. ‘players’ own words, this world series’ money is ” Tt is over and above their salaries and the club profits. Most of us would give a larger share of et” coming our way. Many in mine, field and shop, earning above necessary expenses are much less than world series’ “velvet” are giving a larger share toward iping to win the war. r It now behooves each baseball player to get into war york to his neck, in essential occupation or fighting. hey have to do a bit more now to catch up with the ar workers who worked or fought while the players played | the magnates counted gate receipts. How about putting an additional 10 per cent of effort) your war work, Mr. Baseball Player? That sort of “ten per cent” appeals more strongly to than your “velvet” contribution to Red Cross. | Uncle Sam is about to fix war wages, and every ef will hope for a mazimum relatively as high and easy of attainment as the 1aximum for food prod- “The Marines had plainly the furthest distance . hove to get into jine, and they had to hurry to get there) the zero hour. Yet—would you believe it—after those) fellows had been on the march all day long, they) ed forward on the DOUBLE time in order to get there} time.” | | This is an excerpt from Correspondent Floyd Gibbons’ | terview recently. Gibbons was himself wounded at the) font. ie _ They cannot procrastinate “over there.” They have) 0 fast. Neither fatigue nor discomforts can halt them! n they are on the march. _ Nor should we at home permit ourselves to procrasti-| Our duties are less burdensome. | What, indeed, is the burden of investing in a Liberty d? It is giving nothing, it is offering nothing. It is! ly loaning something to Uncle Sam, for which the nment pays adequate interest. Can any AMERICAN shirk some suppose neys which are likely at faul | | small‘ a duty? eae eperenrmnnts health. Apparently fearful that the Austrian peace con- ference proposal is to meet with no favoring response, 5 ny has rushed to the side of her ally with a heart- felt “Ja.” Good Roads Uncle Sam needs good roads more than ever before ‘arry on transportation. Liberty trucks are driven from factories to seaports. Material for war work is transported between towns and cities’ by motor trucks covering hundreds of miles each awful lot of trouble, could hardly bend over, back was a0 lame and weak eyes, and I would get so dizzy 1 could hardly friend advisod e Kidney Pilla Ye Full speed ahead is the thought in the mind of every who is getting out war‘material and anxious to win| war. ‘ Merchants thruout the country are getting their s | i by motor trucks and in that way relieving the rail-| Yoads of every possible burden. | To eliminate delays of the great truck trains there! be more GOOD ROADS. Ruts, wash-outs, mud holes and are the trucks’ greatest enemy. 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Drug of ha “1 editor Z interview in which! “}fere, waiter, give me the bill.” “Our boys show @ al of pepper then which may statement Any time 4 man is getting licked. he is willing to talk things over N ° Speaking of letters—and nearly ev erybody on five continents is talking about Wilson's—there was once a fel low in this country named Grant, who wrote a model letter to a fellow | - who wanted to talk it over. Possibly “Think I'll dispose of my old car, you may have forgotten it, so we'll| and get lined up for a new one.” | reproduce it: Kerlin Welt am Moi said dersigned declares on oath (rom the “The as follow Some time ago I begged Herr Jaschob, secretary to the al mil tary authori for a permit for m: husband, who is in the army, to as sist me for three weeks in the work rvesting my fruit crop. am the mother of five children. two of whom are seriously ill, and 1 am quite unable to attend to the harvesting unafded. | “Herr Jaschob demanded 40 eggs before forwarding my application for my husband's permit. As I could not procure the 40 eggs, my request You people must come over to maybe he had | dinner Sunday.” account for the agar it, ~~ . “Guess T'll have a haircut, shave, shampoo, massage and some tonic” “Wonder if the janitor could get any wear out of these old suits of mine!” A WORD FROM JOSH WISE ay use getting these old shoes , when I can get a new pair w dollars more.” “And, say, Mr. Grocer, you might add five pounds of sugar to sny or- | der.” Most promixes half-» are like th’ two for a fe birds in th’ bush, o- appear again at the office a PSE acl le inet eal “My landlord says he'll repaper ° the rooms and varnish the floors Adler-i-ka I'll renew my lease.” “February 16, 1862. | “tow much is gas today? Eight bos 8. B. Buckner, | een cents! Well, fill ‘er up.” “Confederate Army. | pith ‘Sir: Yours of this date, proposing Fditor: Several times you have armistice and appointment of com- hinted that I rob my customers. All missioners to settle terms of capitula: I can say is that if I do, the butcher tion, is Just received. No terms ex-|takes it all away from me—GRO- cept an unconditional and immediate | CE surrender can be accepted. I pro-| tor: I do not admit the truth pose to move immediately upon your | of Grocer's charge, but if I do get his works, money, I don’t hold it long. The “I am, sir, very respectfully, tailor takes it from me—BUTCHER. “Your obedient servant, Editor: What if I do get the “U, 8. GRANT, Brig. Gen.” | butcher's money. I don’t keep it Grant wasn't educated for literary long. I turn it over to the landlord pursuits. He took a course in letter |—TATLOR. writing in a military business col-| Next! lege. | “I had pain in the pit of my stom ach, no appeti™, sour stomach and very much gas. Doctors could not help me, The FIRST dose of Adler ka helped me. Signed) Henry Welp. Lake View, Iowa. 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