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SATURDAY, JULY 13, 1918, PAGE 9 OH, HEL- Lon! COME HERE Tom, I RATHER You } OULD “TRY IT 'M AFRAID You'LL RUIN I'T NEV-VER. MIND NOW =I’LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING Tom, Iovess "bi HAVE TO TAKE DANNY Down WAS HAUe doin them a favor by takin in their cattles and | fares for allowing passengers to step on eaeh given them enough money for them to keep others toes. Y'know everybody has to raise th th windinills and plow ofled up durin th cold | prices tn order to keep up with th prices. And winter, and then they tack a rubber price on th who started it all? Th katser! That guy Feliz, meat (hat keeps etretchin th one way route, up is gotta be got I'd like to meet him goose Now when you go to th butchers and ask Ahem steppin along a dark alley It'd be a case of give to send up a coupla dollars worth of meat, and and take. I'd give him a bunch of busts on bis if you won't be home, for th delivery boy to imperial nose, and they'd take him away in @ stick it (hrough th keyhole Everything ts goin garbage wagon th next mornin! Y'know that up bigher here. You go in for a hair cut and | #00f must be battiy around a 1000 with uuis when you go to pay for ft they tel you th price ts | ©! needle, cause Me's already figurin how he’s gone up a jitney or a dime, and th only renson | gonna spend th indemnity money gonaa 1 can see for it ts ybe th barber thinks his | get from us for keepin up this war after be talk 1s more expensive cause be has to pay started it All th money that simp will 2e for ® paper now. And when you go for to | from us will be gladly donated by all of us buy smokes th cigar men each have a different | to pick him out some lot in th woods and plant assortment of prices. They set th prices ac bim tq {t clothed in a pine o'coat with a weight cording to th numbers on the cigar boxes, and | 0m th bottom, and pay th fella who owns th cigarette packs. If a pack of cigarettes ts pul | Property ® cut for damagin his property that up to sell for 16¢ including th tax, they look | “®¥, buh? Well Felix, as they say around Po- at the revenue stamp and if it says, series of | 18nd or where it is, it's now th Finnish to this 1917, they #oak you either 19¢ or 17¢. Kven tb tter, Iam fine and feelin ft as a glove. Horse street car companies all over th country are | #200 4 leaf clasers and everythin to you Velfs, thinkin they aint getting enough money out of | YOUr friend bro. Benny. WELL GEORGE, THiS WEEKS LeTreR TO FELIX GoES OUT ON MY TREZFONOLA WRITIN' MACHINE | In Over There, Somewhere France Dear bro Felix Got your letter th other day, and see by It you are still busy workin beipin th war along. Well Felix, lots a things ts goin on over here to Y'know th meat packers is up on th boards for jugglin th meat prices up, to where a fella has to be a millionaire to enjoy chokin on some of their sirloin steaks, and we half to eat fish now to see what it feels Iike to t a bone caught in our necks, since pork chops is sellin for two and halt ist. mortgages, a lb And y'know even old ham- berg steak « lb. makes a dollar bill look like it got tangled up in a family reunion of moths And th packers put up a yodel they ts just makin things meet and barely payin th rent That bull is th best they send out And th alibis thoy hand out for raisin th price. Cows and cat tle eat s all summer, and grass jes grows anyhow and they aint no high price on raisin grass ever since it was discovered, and th cows and cattle make a trip to th packin plants tn th fall when they're fat from eatin free gra and th packers make th farmers think they is BY TOPLIFFE THE NEVER IN CLUB pe RN eT ™ Did “Chick” Evans wey hi “a, THAT ANT AM : AMY DEA WITH po COMBE MAY 1UKE CAMPING Ai Tobe “ ”” a . t + . KD oF } * hole out” or keep ri ase \pea-"ATS AN AN EXPLNGD aprons yes VD go in bs NOLO char Amateur swimmers : learning to dive can himself out of the save their anatomy many bumps by prac- ticing in “soft” water. Go LAMP DOWN “hole” when he “dug up” that classification card? a y. sag, te.” SE YE ee ee ee oo ] MARINES TO PULL WORK OR FIGHT Joe Wood Not Only Pitcher BIG BALL GAME ON IN BIG TUG O’ WAR RAPS BASEBALL AT DUGDALE PARK ‘ Blue and khaki are scheduled to| bands” will vie for honors, wh in the biggest army and navy bands have been picked as lcontest ever geen in the Northwest, ing the best of both army and at 3:30 Saturday afternoon at Dug-| and will play a patriotic program, dale's park. The local center of war Officials of the day do not hope to activity will shift for the space of an| handle the crowds expected. ‘They — hour and @ half from the Northwest are anticipating turning tho as | training camps to the battle royal on | away from the gates. Come early it) the old Rainier Walley field, where | you want to get in, they sayy Spe landsmen and seamen will battle to|cial car service has been arranged or the service championship to the ball park and a special train, ttle folks will get a close-up of of Commerce, teamaters’ the stuff the marines are made of Auto mechanics, riggers and stove- BY H. C, HAMILTON duping the Seattle Girls’ Victory cas |Core# Union. Fischer roe. | Ne ‘ 1 pees). .arocten, Nenuaheener NEW YORK, July 13.—The work nival, to be held at the United States Grocery company, foundry em naval training camp, July 23-28. ployes. No. 40; United States ma order seems certain to hit " gee adil pee Beet mn Fines (two teams), naval training major ne progracn of a! ics, wi camp (two teams), Camp Lewis does, basebal prargntly would be having been received today from (four teams), Bremerton (tw y , Capt H.W. Holt, post adjutant at teams), jeattic Star, steamfitters ondent) ited Press Corres or figh' gue baseball. And if it flying in the face of fate if it com the Bremerton barracks, that the sol- ang , . Unued plumbers union, trical ps a finish Vers of the sea will send two tug of. aa a That local boards are interpreting ' ; ’ ee tabebeus mee | ee wae weve & At-| provost Marshal General Crowder's of the North Pacific will bring 2,500 soldiers from Camp i Siekieed teams Welaner (rer ce Anaerees. Balpbe 4-|\ order as applying to professions | Commanding officers from the | Lewis. The sailors will come over on: Pe ere baseball is demonstrated by the re Bremerton navy yard and Camp barges towed by government tugs, | ; Lewis will lead a pregame parade.| The teams will line up as follows: for three silver cups, is theevent the following are the girl teams ery man in the army has picked | Army—Kraft, If; Riggs, 2b; Tia Camp Lewis for the winner of the | Marra, ss.;.Reuther, p.; Mullen, IB 9) cent abdication of Player Parnham , marines are out to win al aia ab Btn yy Herest in the tug-of-war battles (™ered: bon ng” pole ni Rowse! | of the Baltimore club of the new Ir ae ee eee nec ward ropes. |Dusiness college, Standard Oi! com soa capa ysl ge arg series, which now stands two games | Altermatt, 3b.; Aarnspiger, ¢; Judy” b ited in the meet. Duthie’s have PSY: Union O11 company. Brem-| cupation, and he proceeded to com played out of three, with one victory |cf.; Sullivan, rf; substitutes, ae ee actkuisation Of & bunch of [°Tte® Toomanctton Seattle Yee: | ny at once to each «ide. And not a gob in the Kenry, Coffman, Cooney, pite manettes, Union Savings & Truttix aw men already have left the navy but is taking his last pinch of | Hawks, outfield; Riordon, catcher. smoking tobacco on the navy nine.| Navy—Knapp, ss.; Duffy, 2bi 1 haskies which, from the amount of < - “ tat Manager Sam Holmes has linea COMPANY. Swift & Co. Standerd) srookiyn Nation vo, will prove a dangerous competi Furniture company. Scandinavian £8 for the trophy cups. APRS beak. Bank of California| wheat and Hi Myers own farmea The much-talked-about navy yeo- “Pd telephone se Myers already has gone to his, while The feud is of long standing, and Baker, c; G. Baker, 3b.; neither side believes it can be licked. Brown, 1b.; Bonner, p.; Johnson, rfp Expect 5,000 Forbes, If.; substitutes, Duff, pitcher; “a Five thousand men in service are | Dorsey, infield : Umpire Bedford, formerly of Pas | expected at the game. No admission ae will be charged. Programs will be cific Coast International league. sold on the grounds for the benefit 9} league club as a direct remult of Zach Wheat expects to go within a few pianettes will put away their type: pena \ fiters long enough to make a bid KUMAGAE TO days Minor leagues probably will be hit fot special prizes being offered the inners of the girls’ tug-of-war tour PLAY TENNIS first and hardest, for most of their About a dozen feminine teams men are younger. But there in no ne wh participate. Miss Anne Bath DAY inclination in baseball to sacrifice the which needs 1, new cots. ust, chief yeomanette at the United ittle fellows for the bigger ones They will be no » WINS SEVEN wHich oppose each other in the death States naval training camp, has been 5. tyler, Northwest singles cham selected to organize the girls for the The North Coast Shipyard club meeting Ichiya Kumagae. wiji play the Todd team at Tacoma struggle Saturday. The famous NET T re Dutch” Reuther, who isn't Dutch MA C IES ) several athletic events in which they Pion. Is will poteer. , crack Japanese tennis «tar, Satur | Sunday Roth teams are membe at all, and who used to screw them Playing seven matches and 126 om slowing ts a complete lst |day afternoon, as the closing feature of the new shipyard club that wi up for “leagues as was leagues,” Will games and winning every match, jose entered in the tug-of-war! 7 1) women's Red Cross tourna. | 0% Completely organized in the near oppose Al Bonner, formerly expert Mayme McDonald, crack university | eomtenta: future. The Seattle team has some twirler on the Seattle “Giant” team, | tennis star, featured the play in the Man's teams—Police department, ment, on the Seattle Tennis club men on it who played this season on the hill women's Red Cross tournament on fire department, _—bollermakers. courts. with the Giants eases ogee Mullen, who has yor the Seattle Tennis club courts Fri-— with the New York Yanks, and Del| gay Late Saturday afternoon she is Raker, catcher from Detroit, will meeting Sarah Livingstone in the fi play with the soldiers and sailors, re nals of the women’s singles. Sarah’ eboctively Livingstone is state titleholder, The teams have been picked and) “Opponents who went down repicked with care. The players are ysieg McDonald's championship on their toes and anxious to be at iday were Mrs, Head, Mrs, Bbert-— ~Diacksmiths, Duthie's shipyard rae +) Seattle Gnas Shleciiiaiad spmpéay, Meat-|. RUMAED*. who arrives in Soe tle North Pacific Shipbuilding com- ffo7 Japan yesterday, was the sensa pany, Skinner & Eddy company, tion of the net world two years ago ROAD BULLETIN Elliott Bay shipyard, court house He arrived unannounced, and will attempt to take the national cham employes, city hall emple attie National bank, Nat pionship away with him. WEEK ENDING JULY 6, 1918 br gitie? mW i hens ns esse ~ Iasued by each other The line-up of both | ing and Gertrude Schreiner. Samuel J. Humes, King County tehine will parade before the game Four of the crack women players Engineer with Mayor Hanson, who will piteh | o¢ the city are meeting in the doubles TODAY’S T ORT ag i the first ball, at the head of their| saturday, They are. Miss: LAVINA isha egiadacoeeetaC eases —~ ranks a stone, Mrs, Bragdon, Mayme Mo~ Sunset Hichway: From Renton to eur Big Parade, Too ) a ~ first i ircnsentel ‘Trinmph, per box mit le in exces condition BY PAUL PURMAN work when he found it was injuring his | ie Farede, Donald and Miss Schreiner, the first. | Prices Paid Whelcaaia Bedters tor | | Phume—Cai VE veckst araic.. sae Poa i yl oricige 3 2 ig A pitcher would be a@ first Ty Cobb always nted to be al throwing arm In the parade, 200 yeomanettes, two contesting honors with the { Foie wepetiatio Delt | | oo , ie stop Al! pleas ‘ meek days:| ot SS ee = a fii Degas ita : Psi It in quite likely Babe Ruth wil | 4 mpeneeeatay ee meu Be the rl Misses et ga and Schreiner im ~ = Bi fi) ’ ia in good condition b would like te e nd some-|,. . afew © Would) inndg at some other place on the |Cution of clo OS LOn -Ocmeee Almonde—Per T. .... Aviurn-Raumelaw work eS Hike So '0 Ne take his turn on the 4 during | aieme Seas tien waienitaa tas will be a big feature. They will be of tennis fans in Satur — 19@ 59 Brasil Per RT program, and. ¢ Hon ret, {2 | times ch a diamond beside the pitching box on b ators: ’ ee oe 259 Hickorynute—Per th i ‘eee ; + t 1 as a batting practice. He pped this}account of his hitting power given a place of honor in the uni-|day afternoon's play is also center i wn of Auburn “ i G formed line of march ing around the mixed doubles events, to Reanute—Per Mh via Muckleshoot hill; third fem during ¢ oss of wan | eat er “lags Welnate—Per I. ‘ sh} pitehe bat during the lr At the field, which has been fixed the finals of which are to be started near A gl a aaah 2 iraney he filled in at left : : i ‘ - — hl up for the big game, ar iti Ecce we (ee eee aes as see PLLC ET... |"Ycouendag?s Raealie {| eee ea — ~ done himself, Wood, alway» a great al ° Faoumelaw-Vranklin feme loone [ATT OTE | g Alfalfe—Wastern washington No. 1 hitting pitehe proved his bat ‘ 7 aon... Franktin Black Diamond—in fair c hitting piteher, improv a Per Te 1s | Zismethy—Puget sound, No. 1... ..87.00 | | "thn ting when he was playing every AMERICAN LEAGUE 0 tezeeee/NOt enough to au Cacumbers—loeal hoth 50 | Reet Seraps—Per owt seat Bleck | Diomend-Astmre—Noth | routes./day, hit opportunely and fielded OPENS I ODAY i nou oR eaten save oon 4 i the new toad, are cHicaco a, oOo. SG cae in exeelient condition well ‘ DOeTON Oe HE af: Benge Renton- Maple fond ta in fal It ia a curious coincidence that| The SAanual playfield tennis tour Rena and Jacobs; Jones and Agnew Cracked Corn ahiee condition ' ere in passing narrow Jack Graney the man Wood uP nament began at 2 « ock on the Called at end of elghth Onione-—Sreen. per doe eer ° someon planted temporarily, was originally Woodland park courts Saturday | op pyEtaND nou ® Mew, Cal, red, p Side a pitcher. Lee Fohl, who managed | with a brief acriea of skirmishes NEW YORK San vad New, Cryatal W 6 Columbus club a few years Fnsemann and O'Ne ridge and BTM ogy Ba he Columbus club a few y that positioned the players for ee- | }annah 1 Mogridge and got Graney among @ bunch of oii, work Monday. Whil num RH. B. Mes! ...... rookies, He converted him into an j V0" hy yearn blivaes ear am | perro ie ae @ 25 Greand Barley . outfielder, Fobl says Graney wa age 5 er 1 WASHIN tie Me | 17% Mile Maize |... Pleree county Is greatly Improved. The | ¢) auat: citar oe evan-cae evidence, the majority of con tapered MateetSs Bee” Alc tieees Minnesota planking on the long fat out of Ta ho wildest pitoher 7 testanta were made up of new en- and F 4. coma in very rourh Harry Hooper, the Red Sox out- | tants, ‘The tournament is sched * a Renton-Kennydale-Newport—in good con- fielder, started his ba Hl eareer 4 st. Lovta ‘ “Wig eee dition except for eae amall slide. Go uled to be played out by next Sat-| pruiane 1A 3 6 slow Where nlgns indicate as a pitcher, but when he landed jraay yrollowing was Saturday's | Soth nnd Bevereld; Geary, Watson Mewpert-Rellevae in good conaition. | |in the big leagues he was aul TA pet ester PB gc ap ca 7 | t Pkland-Nedmend— Minor repaitn are tn| whifted. ohedule | T progren 4 2p, m—H. Wosketh va. F. Pack | oO Car Ge scogapomuelggenediahel iy penne p EN OE A ry lg Sy NATIONAL LEAGUE ry paper routes Gna ae per cra \9 Prices Paid Shipper for WW eork in vrosress. Ustour by way ot North Carolina State college and white ya, W. McMillan, 1 , R 1 f Tarnipe Cal. new par sack | pouttry, Veal and Pork, f. 0, b. Seattle Bothell and Lary Husband and Rose) wan ranked as the best hurler i/ va p, Munson am © : » % & papers. outes in al parts 0 fe waneee: | Ath es “A Virginia, altho |" ate su 0 a | Reauers All weights, per tb......00 26 | Hollywood-Redmond——tn fair condition, | the Carolinas and Virginie 3 op m—l. Lagersttom va. FE. Pes ss tek j) K Wash. Yelow Trans.....-.1.25@1.50 | Dncks— Live Faddevecce 10 ile - Day New bridge atiat the same time Eppa Rixey Was! wiigon, F. D. White va. P. Robert id Henry; Hendrix and | @ e city open ‘or g ys. yf ent flee RR G6 ED rok lga i complete, and road i pitching at Virginia untversity acai HL. ARE Ge. 3. CbREy Tete ean % nie 2 " ce wd 7 3 es ey ue 1 dic Ome itching |p p > . PHILADELPHIA eee 2 ry Apricots Cal. 4b 12561 Reigian Hares Live Davall-Tolt-Fall City 1p geod condition Henny Kauff did som pi P. Fung va. R. Boryer, J. K. Chinn | g ‘on Co d mak I Sieve rer’ <3 80148 | eee toed block how De as Fale te cet anal: | when Ne wae younger and two old|e, stn Ghambers 1 AR 1 SSSR | me in an e application ntaloupee— i Wauey .-cesees tion aa val Pw ey ha ‘ and Hurne; May, Do a| en, ire. as 5 ul ite wane’ et. tneqettenie—Cpen two miteo| time Giant outfielders, Mike Dontin) 4 5, mi, Abrams ve R. Dan- | Geassles | t Pon per on Country, per %. ‘above North Fork school house and Cy Seymour, both started as|joiy J, Abrama va. Il. Pager, 0. COAST LEAGUE | at once. Manderds, per wont . Yor further information — regarding | pitchers, Stephens vs. Arlyoshim, BB. } | OR sie». ins ue 4 ating, Evicce te ee in in King county eatt Main 6900! frank Baker was originally @/man va Lieny Ob. denowiten'ars ar | nen , in Wee ose , wat Annes, por To, in inge or lh eerel creo piteher, as was Rhody 8. Nakai CRAMENTO cseessceee @ 8 Ple, per 24-pt. erate wv. cece, Wallace was a regular for F Sientaen tak ‘ eat eT 5} p. m.—P. Chamberlain and partner promi ise ese hae Stata “ainatle romley and MeNulty; Martin Sasekelie Lai, per crete Pay Checks Cashed Cleveland club in the late nineties) v4. 13. BR, Newman and J. Lewis, I ri eee Htrawherrtes Clark Reediings While enjoying 0 cool game of cards|) 211 It was only when his talents! Koztowski vs. 8. Waldewski, C. Kidd ¥ rWmer Clark Beediings or packet billiards down stairs as an infielder became so. conspic- | ye, A, Gerbel, fr 4S opr TOBE : 2 1 Joon) Marshall erate baat gr Hehe w geete , j bale SALT LAKE os Grope Weuls-Cal. szedices, box TORREY & SEARS’ | "°"" rape he waa taken ‘from th: ot eat M Bchlanger va, Th War) “atitonell and Devormer; Smith and louey—New, per ease... +.» messe— ‘ | braush P. Chamberlain vs, W, Dunn. " Th 1307 H i oe Washington Young America. BILLIARD PARLOR eryone knows how George Sis-| Nollan, BE. L. Nelson va. C. Gerrish, |g aie ay' nase e tar, en! ve. lor started his career as a pitcher | winner of Knowlton, Nakai vs. win") q THRIFT STAMP Lanch Counter Marber Shop Soft Drinks Mein $819 Card Tables Washington cream briek bs land was shifted to first when his| ner of Hart, Hayes, winner Daniels, hitting and baserunning were found| Abrams vs, H, Litue, the Hun | will keep |\o9——