The Seattle Star Newspaper, July 1, 1918, Page 8

STAR—SATURDAY, JULY 6, 1918. PAGE 8 DOINGS OF THE DUFFS—Olivia Is a Load in Herself. BY ALLMAN UR ADH, JUST WHAT | ThouGHT, ALL RIGHT MI55. POLE ~ Two HUNDRED - You'Re FIRED! Your NUMBER WILL You're Too HARD ON [~ Be SEVEN ¢— TiReS (ae Et ois a SAV,NUMBER SEVEN, THE DID You WANT TO 7 Yes, Wish You MANAGER WANTS To SEE SEE ME, MRGRAY?| wouto Go OVER Nov IN THE OFFICE A AND STEP ON THAT —_MINUTE ce ScaLes FoR ME TRUE. BY CONDO. LC mt, WS CoT BACK Yes, GveERYBOoDY Bur C OvTe VACATION. THe CAT YOU LEFT “lo 3 GVERYBDODY HSRS)| pace. STARVS. WHILE You Were HavivG a Butcy Boop TMS tf BY AHERN | [RR Not IN Favor or SLTY To ANIMALS — THE Four- Gced owes! nightmare or somethia, huh? Lis‘en Felt wus they all talkin abovt e tidal wave in over there off the ocean th nigc’ of th 4th.? Well, y*know what it was, we launched a whole flocz of boats here on th 4th. and I'll bet th splash they made siidin into th ocean knocked them snoakin uboats clean loose fro.a their tron crosses patnt- ed on th outside, and maybe th hun generals ot them etarted celebretin thinkin York fell into th ocean, Th next biggest spl to it will be when many into th ocean, then all th fish cept th german carp, huh? Well | see Fe weve got nearly a million of us lS. fellas over there now. We're just be- ginntu Wait «ll we all get over there, and whd® we come back {t will make them society people sore to hear us say, oh yes, | was abroad, took in England, spent a while in Italy, took « jaunt through France and Belgium end ended up in germany for a spell, huh? Well, Felix, I am runnin out of word gas and will balf to quit pretty soon now. Y know it's summer, shall I send you some poison ivy salve? Your relative brother Benny, movies | eee a lot of them little French soldier fellas marchin, and they always seem liko they’s in a hurry, maybe tryin to cateh up with th end of their bayonets, y'know th size of them ba- yonets, huh? When they're marchin tn a buneh it looks like wheat field full of lightnin rods instead of wheat, or somethin like that, y'know whet | mean And I'd hate to be @ botch hun when them iil poyloos come hotfootin across wavin them 100 yard dash bayonet stickers iu direction of beriin, cause I'd only be able to talk in germany language and they wouldn't under stand me when I'd want to say, don't jab me Mr. Poyloo French, I'll quit right now and go peacefully along with you, and when they would understand me, them bayonet stickers wouldn't and it would be to late, for me, huh? I'll bet when they go to stick a hun tm th tonsils with them bayonets at close quarters, th end of th bayonet would wander across over by th german behind trenches and skid into some huns adams apple who was toothpickin sour kraut out of his olare, and then bend around th corner and wake up a coupla more botchs from a beer SPEED ER UP Gtonce! ONLY 17 MORE In Somewhere, over there France. Dear bro. Felix Well Felts, how ts everything over there, still workin on th war? Did you get my package of firecrackers and freworks things in time for th 4th? Y'know I forgot to ask you before if they allowed freworks on the 4th. or spend th day safe and sane like in 60) piaces here. | see by your iaat letter you can talk tn ‘ench in them coupla lines you wrote it in. [am takin eons on French to, only I don't see where it's reght tn some places, take like in th word beef, y know meat beef, in French they call it boeuf, bow why do they call tt that, it's beef aint it? I should think they'd call it beef, cause that's what it te, hob? If studied out your Mnes tn French, and you are pretty good at it, I'll bet them French over there think you are one of them almost. | made it out like this, parley roo soupe bruit’, means in our talk, speak you soup noise? aint that it? Send me one of them French writin pens and I will write you some of th French | learned. I figure | can write it easier with a French pen, bu Y'know Feliz, in th A MODERN CINDERELLA. BY TOPLIFFE t = a Earl ‘ 4 f SurPER CAME The National league : st “oye ~ 3 Pe AND ITS will continue the sea- ‘ again the other son if they have to They will soon play amateurs, says és ne President Tener. Even ‘ in the Ted Lewis igen there sconttaaee Jack Britton class asa ; act. > C. L LEAGUE CLOSES WITH GIANTS IN THE much difference. LEAD eee | SN esis D FASTGAME STALLINGS TRYING ‘g _Y, ROOFS WILL WARN _| DAY LAST GAME 1s EXPECTED "HIS STUNT OF 1914. “iIZENS OF ANY Aik RAIDS BY. GERMANS | BY PAUL PURMAN the infield he «filled by Herzog. cide the service champions Along about the first of July, 1914 The Braves x year renemble tr fie Coast International league , the ladder, with 26 wins and 38 losses, Northwest was to be George Stallings started wha reo |More way than ¢ the Braves of » but two mem a | fc earn ago, of that famous organization still al training statio: at 2 amp nine and the close thruout the Northwest | ten of them of their own making 1 | two games Sunday and a final Pacbbcg — * eyrenge igg fea : Monday. winds. Many of them are expecting ile’s pennant team will meet to enter the shipyards, in antic n Black Cats in a double- | tion of t Work or fight ft Duigdale'’s park, at 220 (Ue And they figure that 1 ing is a more profitable pastime inday. Seattle has a lead of five jan playing MS over the Portland nine, which Seattle's ge has gone thru an " gecond in the Northwest cir unsatisfac a and poorly scheduled naval training camp, the tars have ‘Up to date the Giants have tak- season. But its ball players have r¢ out a great ball team. They @acnes and lost 25. Portland been game and hardly a scrap has gave the ( 34 and lost 2 been stag Giants need one game to cinch With a good lead early in the sea nant. son, and no competitor to cut it mn stands with 31 wins and down, Seattle's ball team waa early o Battles. Vancouver, Wash. taken for granted as a winner. The ia@ Mot won a game since its entry feeling t m co » with to the league, ten days ago. Van- out pt many fans would » B. C., is out of the league, otherwise h hers Tecord of the early part of the |i ud of being passed on to the Wash city of the same name. That the baby team at the foot of In 1914 three pitchers carried the burden of work, Bill James, Dick Rudolph and George Ty ler, Two were right-handed and one was a southpaw. This year Stallings is winning most of his games with three pitchers, the right-handers, Kudolph and Fil lingim, and the southpaw, Nehf. Hearn and ¥ doing some of the pitching, but should Stallings atart 14, Ru der war conditions drove his club thru to now athletic director at the ants a dru t right and x - «x Yesterday’s Results ———- at BY DeroRe | ROAD BULLETIN | t*rritice ‘The club dant took) — NATIONAL LEAGUE came back for a win from|) WEEK ENDING JULY 6, 1918) e, th . t ot t r ; } Aberdeen Cats Friday afternoon, |) Sinthe be S Bid hakn teal, SHA Wenacles $e : ing Egan's men for a 4 to 2 de | Samuel J . King County | U™mvire Sat sed nach :) ie Cy Young stepped into the } gineer I r ¢ . a 4 box for the locals, and, with his working perfectly, held ma under control thruout a oe en got a lead of two tallies| ssectetian Pane Highway tie first inning and scored two| anys only tor pleasure ore Isbell Shows —— er ees "Decale FO | oF ee ARES pate Way to West ame | ECA AS : — ~ an <a Veed Meal 00 fn the third. Aberdeen’s chalk | ment tr auling ague Clubs Sead : ‘ Sirens have been pl { New York skyscrapers to warn the inhabitants of HUN air raids. came in the sixth rod. Its general : PURMAN SAYS ati. se ang |All will be sounded at or of a single switch at pe iquarters the Germans and Siicott, both of Aber. | Seenic Highway sat ¢ c Th ported ar f th Picin bombard the the uffice to scare them away a P: are using the n Ktoull cumpe foc. tee seman planks the Di min t a" to the ef ed Irishman i tnts y ‘ are I 1 S. Chamberlain, When the + © was taken an airplane actually i his nose and was badly hurt., fiat near Tacoma fect war, bring he quest Ruth A Mea wa r 1, but it was not a HUN, but one of our flyers n found a fence with his head In excellent condition € what th big min n ne ‘while pounding after a fly ball. He Detours ' do f the next few yea t Pork k hogs | Was knocked unconscious x Ww . COAST LEA Veal Beturday atteraoon the Sp a ta f the GUE ae Pn a I a 5. x again. junday afternoon M third, F ww AKLAND —__—— will get together on double. foliow the signs ing ; jctions, he will get from | SAN FIRANCI ee Selling Prices to Retailers for and play the last game of the In ¢ nt con his men all the baseball there is in; Proven and M aton and McKe P oe aA x ump | local Marshalls, per er 0@2.75 | Batter, Eggs and Cheses i ea ie : Groand on . Saturday, and the Ponies and Stand. | Gps Frult—Cal: ve B. box 4.006 4.50 | Batten BR W . new Kanask Py immie 4 manager of the " have aavancaaTt : Te ory, Ib, in so 3 0 baneball school. He na « rds have advanced $1 per box. * ae Medea ‘e438 H end gabe with Hughie Jennings and Jo! Prices Paid W Dealers for ‘ ra paket * ‘see cee 4. 8 bles Graw. On the field he is aggressive, Vegetables and Fruit se 48 4 0 9 2 © © Slack Dinmond-Maple Valley-Renton—In forceful - 7 - haters “4 pg 4 el ex a: condition Hypa any meee VEGETABLE x ' hy ei Se ae ae If opposites cou: vid Artichokes Per d i Plame —Cal. Clymers, Washin 2e oe a 6 Joe ger is managing the club,,a baseball club, Jimmie sho Heets 0) Santa Rosa Weahin HP 4 amid ¢ 6 Coy 4 f the } 1, for he's the antithesis “ @ .16 | Watermetons vos Or ’ ‘ . War 35 he ale sa, sg en where n th and George edecessor, Fielder Jones a @. Tirbact ee EE SARIN ag orgie Lyon one of Iabell'a most depend-| good fellow with the bi and Jone 4 are a picks oe 1 © 6 1 © 1 Des Moines-Kedondo Beach—In good con. able pitchers was sour, taciturn Yet Jimmie ads # 2.00 Per 06 3 a 2 1 2 2 ° é le « good fellow Ip t oe ‘or 6 8 a ae fy ” ealeecee aoe doenn't Tet hin good fellowahiy inter it eee pe, J's!) TWO GAMES SUNDAY AT is eo ORY a a te ' ere with busine 18 | 3¢ { es oor in proere‘s Tillie Wins From Iilie abhi temane Ge Nile ena is@ 1s Pe aE LIBERTY BALL PARK 2 o 1 ‘ o o ayne-Jduanita Closed cone 2. ‘. ger of the Browns will recall to f (Prt paid wholesale) eS a SS ete wr peoprabetitcner wet Rivers in 4 Rounds |", (0 Trowns will recall x 44] A ban game between players from ; g +4 | Eo wees Lasy sete oe ee m1 AN FRANCISCO, July>6.—Kid| tion the baseball obituaries which » Alfalfa—Fastern Washington No. 1 26.90, the Todd and Duthie yards will be compl Herman today held « decision | were written for him during his laat G 1.30 | Timothy—Puget aN 00| played at Liberty park at 2 p.m 34 «(66 1 ion over Joe ers, He won it in four | year ax manager of the Kansas City Heef Scraps Per ow d@ 6.09 | Sunday *Mino out; by batted ba — sot id rounds b last night, most of the | jue Food $7.00 second game, at 4:30, will be Heore by Innings : ee | batt on Herm part having ugh luck that last : Chap 0675.00 played between the Keystone Greys, Aberdeen ...... 9900020002 ‘all Cit i oon | taken place t two rounds in't get anywher ae o¢ © a team of colored players, and a J. ? 2000 n't get anywhere Cracked Corn 47.00 and a Jap | Beattic : nv S800 6.24 inforn wn A a ake ts | tl foes ee kite Mrentlan Core 00 anese nine Carman. & " ain 0, : # 40 Cocoa M . ——— \ EDDIE OATMAN WILL Jont hin grit Clipped ry d ~ . = The truth was that Gee ebeau, 5. | Dairy Oh 0.00 paey tor Teather FIGHT WITH CANADIANS owner ot the tues, wouldn't tet sow ogy | Rae. Mash »° | FREE DOCTOR gece’ s, TUGGERS BACK HOME porrraxy, suiy 6-The aviation | Jimmie buy « r Icx-Gevernment Phystetan 1 ind he went Son balis—Ort Young i Leoed dbipvied “aihliten’. returned | section of utes itt be thru the season w “ee that COR, y AVE. AND PIKE ST, rah ed teher—Le Bourves t Pape yn gg I gy : Ontman, canta, |#hould have ben playin oD jone Main 4905 = ‘ne 50.00 ait tat es Maleate Gy tae angela wort ot the Portland Rosebud {Father than Class AA baseball “ pT ie 1289 0.00 DRUG Co. “dag tape ttv ere wetnage ver Cente, waaay ferent year Jimmie was with the| 2 1 HURT YOU, DON'T ta the Free Doster sim. Seattle won the What do know about Jimmie| Thisis my message of deliverance ne Per ow ' » you from the fear that accom Bi frag RITTER TO JOIN NAVY Pusier’ Lovked Mush Senniay Nothing but good,” was the suc ‘And watches os secarity when Leann taken then ee, f Pay Checks Cashed PORTLAND, July 6.—With tho! cinct answer TREAT Tooth’ ghootutale wrens ee While enjoying @ cool game of carts FOURNIER WINS SHOOT °""! fot the Pacific Coast Inter But what's his baseball specialty? Pain in all cases but acute abscessed Shipper or pocket billiards down stairs tional League ineba eason Sun Nothing, muc us conditions. | © MKYKOMISIE, July #—pkeenng | otal League bareball season Yothing, much-—Just a complete, |CORUUORE mt TORREY & SEARS’ | | ho covers | general knowledge ball,” | high-class, guaranteed 6 birds e holiday eve h $6 birds in the holiday event here, |the second sack for the Buckaroos,| Hughie said, which I¢ a mighty nice Paul Fournier won the silver cup in| will enter the navy, He intends to| compliment from one manager to. STERLING DENTISTRY | the patriotic trap shoot, enlist Monday, | another, orn ° t ce Hours: ® a. m. to BILLIARD PARLOR iit ard, Corner ard and Pike Seft Drinks Main 2819 hice Live r +4 Heavy, live err 1 Belgian Mares—Live .... Pie, per 24-pt. crate New, por doz berries —-Lacal, p fate, .3 wherries——Clark Seedlings .