The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 2, 1918, Page 6

SCRUPTS NORTHWEST LEAGUN OF NEWsrArmns Telegraph News Service of the United Prees Ansecintion 2 montha, $1.1 etty, 30a men: The Method of the Madness Major L. C. Eckenfelder of the French High Commis- explains the method in the Teuton madness most ly, and it must be admitted that it has a strong of winning, in the present drive, if the German are sufficient. Major Eckenfelder says in the cago Tribune: : On one side, the Germans have estimated that they | would go to Paris at the cost of 300,000 Germans killed. diers to break through the British and the French s. By the way, you remember that two months the German press published in cold blood that they go to Paris at the cost of 300,000 Germans kiled. “On our side, the only policy which has been followed far is to try to kill as many Germans as possible and thaust the strength of the German army before a certain it would be reached. It seems incredible that a mod- erm army would behave like a cloud of grasshoppers; nev- ess every one must admit the fact that the Germans using the elementary tactics of the grasshoppers. “According to the last events, the Germans attack a tion in this way: e. “They calculate how many divisions must be sacri- d to keep the allies’ machine guns, rifles and cannons y to the moment when those different weapons will be hot and out of order or until the supply of ammunition out. “If ng 4 vill take t n ey will lannch six divisions to the assault, that human flood in waves at an interval of 100 3 * | course, before launching the attack, they make tion by terrific bombardment during one or two more, to destroy our trenches, cut our with the rear, stop the arrival of our nts, and then, when the waves begin to move our position, they are preceded by a moving like a wall of steel, of explosions of fire and “You may imagine what is the situation of the al- troops defending their positions. German divisions are coming towards us in compact mass formation, as if in a church de. @ spectacular and dramatic sight. Those rman have still in their blood the military discipline tht to their forefathers by Frederick the Great and to iter without wincing. pig oe i a ee ee e corpses are ig up, More an men wearing the ‘feldgrau’ uniform and that big steel hat of theirs are still coming, over the wall made of dead. Our machine gun- stubbornly continue to distribute death, but the nition is exhausted, the rifles refuse to work, the ing of our position begins. “Our nien, in small groups, receive the onslaught grenades and bayonet, some of them striking with the butt of their rifles; they are soon submerged, how- + by new waves, and the following morning you read geome that ‘the Germans advanced so many dred yards.’ ” ce German prisoners in Russia want to stay there. And probably the first thing they'll do if they remain is to try to have German taught in the schools. 9 he Hun’s Defense Germany can’t understand why the world is horrified the killing of worshipers in a Paris church by the on long-distance gun. “We certainly committed no_ sacrileges,” says the ogne Gazette. Pie r “Our piety is evidenced by the fact that ouried. ward the rights of humanity must suffer still more before ‘the hard lesson is learned. Willum’s long range gun killed 118 persons in Paris in 15 days. At this rate it will take the Huns only about 989 years to wipe out the entire population. According to Dr. S. H. Clark, of the University of Chicago, who declared that Butte, Mont., officials were childish in burning all German books in the school libraries, Shakespeare has been acted in Germany twice as often as ‘in England or the United States, We can enlighten Dr. Clark still further. ‘mans are claiming that Shakespeare was of descent. And we expect to read sooner or later that some German naval officer says, “When Great Britain forced this naval battle upon us—.” in: , i Hea Po Give Em Our Shipping News During the week ending April 23 there were launched from government operated shipyards six steel and two wooden ships aggregating 62,300 tons. Skinner & Eddy Co. The Ger- German her keel was laid. If this means anything near an average of launchings, it is the biggest war news item yet published. It means failure of the U-boat ruthlessness. It means sufficient men, i 2d arms in Europe to lick the Germans, without a aeroplane delivery, upon the befooled in Germany. “Another reason for licking the kaiser,’ writes K. L., “is that a foul tip in German is ‘danebengegang- enderschlechtabgeblitzter ball’ ” Charity Gifts In justice to Dr, Matthews and to Scott C. Bone, who were recipients of Christmas gifts from Charity Commis- sioner Callaghan, now on trial for alleged graft, it should be said that neither of them apparently could tell that they were getting presents at county expense. The alleged charge that Callaghan sent James A. Wood $300 worth of groceries is more serious than the mere sending of a turkey or a box of cigarets, the gifts given _ Dr. Matthews and Bone, respectively. Mr, Wood has been resident of Seattle many years. He is entitled to a fair sideration of his statement in connection with the charge, estimate that it will take the sacrifice of three! was no bombardment on the day the victims wére| A nation that persists in such a perverted attitude to-| of Seattle launched an 8,800-ton ship 55 working days after | It would be well to drop our shipping news items, by | en | x— pau ie Re at: Officer—Say, you, didn't you see the sign on the door, “Private En- trance"? Elmer Y-y-yes, oir; I'm a p-p-private, air. | CARICONET Spring is here, Spring and sunshine, Bright, lazy days, To be used tn fishing, Or loafing. On days such as this, One can forget Fate's bitterness, And all the misery of things, Even that one has To work. Which is greatest of evils. ‘There's something in the alr It's great! Of course, there is the war, And other perious faults THE MUSE OPTIMISTIC | } But—forget them! } It may never be «pring again, But now it is spring. | —Pomer. | eee | HOUSEHOLD HINTS | Give the cut glass a coat of var-| nish now and then, and it will be easier to clean | Never crumbe, enough themn, throw When make Like Wisk ASSISTANCE! away spaghetti you have saved dumplings out of A correspondence schoo! for teach. | ing geometry to housewives haa been | founded by a Pennsylvania educator. | Women who understand geometry can make doughnuts without getting them lopsided. If you are troubled with dandruff, When building a home, inatst that! remove it and it won't bother you the architect provide for a tarred | any more. roof. It will be safe from moths eas A safety razor makes a fine potato| Why should one never pick a peeler jbugler as a partner when playing eee bridge whist?—Asa Decker Tiecause when you play an ace, he may trumpet Ian't it funny that the government | pays thousands of dollars to have a bridge constructed, when a dentist will build one for a couple of tens? eee Two privefighters were having an argument, and one called the other F.C. Wascal was robbed the other | woodenhead. What kind of wood? day, and they aro still looking for|~—Tda Noe. | the “waseal” that did tt Boxwood. ve % eee Any one found with his throat cut| Pioase tell me why it is #o difficult is apt to be arrested for the robbery |to transact business in a market jof nine razors that were stolen from ja barber recently house.—-Adam Adam: Pecause you are ‘ing to trans act business with a man who has a | The cook at ald’s cafe had a| “stall.” good chance to show his patriotism yo by frying enough steaks to last @| Before baking beans, wrap each month on the fire that broke out in| bean in a plece of tinfoil. This will and thus conserve fuel, prevent them from turning brown. VERBOTEN So runs the German in his rut, His mind and mouth keeps closely shut He'd like to be half-human, but “Ess ist verboten.” | Long have the people longed to quit, To rest, to play, to eat a bit; 2 Sh! don't speak of it! “Es ist verboten.” In reichstag sit the socialists And gnaw their tongues and crack their fists They'd like to slap the katser’s wrists! “EBs ist verboten.” And when she shoots her final bolt, Still must she keep the Prussian dolt Upon her neck, She can't revolt “Es ist verboten.” Ill of her own insane desire, Soul-filled by him she calls her sire; She may not struggle from the mire; “He ist verboten.” Her purposes no longer Vague, Far would she spread her own foul plague, | But grimly from the lips of Haig, “Ts ist verboten.” Mouting al! laws, both God'a and man’s, To rend the world she hurls her clans, Hut General Foch has other plans! “Ee ist verboten,” Drunken with Blood, she sings the doy rhe nations #shall become her prey, | But now standa ‘shing in the way! “LS IST VERBOTEN.” (Copyright, 1918, N. 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