The Seattle Star Newspaper, January 23, 1918, Page 6

HE SEATTLE STAR Ave. Near Ustem st. ; AMBER OF SCHIFTS NORTHWEST LEAGUE OF NOWSrarnns ‘Telegraph News Service of the United Prees Anseciation Entered at Seattio, Wash, Postoffice as Second-Ciass Matter Teall, out of city, «00 per hi 8 mothe $1.18: ¢ montha $2.60; year, $3.50. Ry eo '@ month. iabing Co, Phone Main @08 Private ctteg ail department, OR AML | OREN ER. your money! Economize! And buy Thrift Stamps! t French Women Pay for War © Women in war work! > In America the phrase conjures up pleasant pictures of hi al, white uniformed women rolling endless miles of dressings tn Red Cross work. Women of France do their war-work, like the men of) with blood and tears, casting their souls and bodies the fight to save their country. “One munitions factory in France,” says a writer in k, “turns out the enormous amount of 1,000 tons) munition every day. Six thousand women are em- in this plant.” Among these women 30 babies are born each month ‘eared for in the hospital and nursery attached to the * | Only the fewest days necessary, and the new mothers} We their babies and go back to their shell-making, to} ing the white hot metal and ‘the high explosives 10 Beach day! The babies never leave the nursery. Last} y there were 210 there. the youngest, the mothers are allowed a 10-minute “period every three hours—and the tiny victims times drink in deadly fatigue, fear, despondency and nerve-tension with their mothers’ milk! women war-workers wear no uniform. They are the ragged black of mourning for their men who palready impeded the rush of the Hun with their warm, ag and pei bodies, or clad in coarse unbleached cot- their faces are tired and haggard. The 4 ae them work eight hours without pause for others in war-work! Shall it be so in America? idual Secret Federal Taxes it is time congress realizes that the time for the be- methods of collecting taxes is past. ci in October is the worst the commissioner ‘and the president, and these regulations and inter- fons are again interpreted by local collectors. The to each business are absolutely secret. result of this uncertainty and secrecy will in- ly. be over-collection from some and under-collection il assessments are secret. ippose a shipper should receive a freight bill from a two or three times as large as he had been receiv- d when he asks what other shippers are paying, he be told that it was unlawful for any employe of the i lose, or for any one to print or publish, any- g concerning the amounts paid by any shipper subject increased rate. No business man would stand for treatment, yet that is what congress is asking the concerns of this country to stand for when it re- res a business or individual to pay its excess profit tax ed upon an uncertain law interpreted by the employes il revenue office, with an absolute hibition inst the disclosure to any individual as to the amount 2 d against or paid by any other individual or business. # —— | The Colonel simply can’t stay away from Wash- What is going to be done about the county grand jury’s Will it be pigeonholed? . The jury reported that our county jail was insanitary impro| perly ventilated, and without any proper place for ety,” concludes this section of the report. ashington cannot afford to be the last state to realize prisoners are wards of the state; either to be given back community, reformed, or else as “a confirmed enemy ciety.” _ Today we have—Wheatless Wednesday. : Have you laid aside that quarter for today’s Thrift How do you like Seattle all dressed in her white traffic lines? figs ‘ae Action around congress these days makes the west front look sort of tame. bing Every purchase of one Thrift Stamp delivered at your door. Your postman sells them. Burglar gets $1,000 in valuables on Capitol hill. Must have swiped several chunks of coal. “Folded arms” is the new form of sabotage, and many a politician, as well as shipyard “worker” is guilty. Evidently “Gumshoe” Bill believes in casting the first stone, and others, too, as occasion may demand, regard- less of previous condition of sins. Trout fishing good in Washington lakes this winter. Plenty of coal and the boys working with their coats off. There should be more than one Thanksgiving day in the Northwest. The old saying, “He came in on a coal train,” used to be applied to the fellow who was always late. Coal trains haven't reformed any, from the way thi loo: back East now. - paced A New Jersey man yesterday shot himself because * cise. “It is easy to understand how any one confined| for any length of time would be a confirmed enemy of| the kaiser did not die January 18, as he had prophesied. We always did maintain these guessing games were jerous, STAR—WEDNESDAY, | COMEDIES OF CAMP LEW f Camp Lewin correspondent on how Uncle Sam is eliminating the unfit in charge of the examina nthe national army |tion. ‘They recommend his di charge. Staff Correspondent 80 much for the men whose bodies | in rid of him CAMP LEWIS, Tacoma, Jan, | OF Minds prevent them from serving | There are men at this camp ir country as cogs in its fighting ver should have donned hine wm, and there are men But from time to time men are | may “Who goes there?” “Your sergeant.” ———— 3 THE OLD EMPTY BUCKET | x. -——-— - 8 (A Well Known Song as Dr. Garfield Might Have Written It if His Name jad Been Samuel Woodworth) How dear to my heart are the scenes of my childhood. As fond recollection presenta: them to view The bin filled with coal and the well: seanoned wild wood, And all those warm goods which I formerly knew ‘The grate, as it playfully threatened to burn us The jolly old cook stove with cheek blushing red. ‘The bulking b ous furnace And e'en the old bucket which wat in the shed, The battered olf bucket, the common coal bucket. ‘The galvanized bucket which ant in the shed, o-—- se-burner, the cavern ‘THiat battered old bucket oft claimed my attention Edmund Vance Cook At noon or at night, when re turned from my toil. T4 find tt there waiting and wifey would mention It had to be filled ere the kettle would boil. How mudden I seized it and banged it and slammed it, How warm were the words which I ardently said As full of the chunks of caloric I jammed it And lugged in the bucket which sat in the shed. The blessed old bucket, the blasted old bucket The much-cussed bucket which sat in the shed How giadly today would*! hasten to fill it If only the wherewith reclined in the bin 1d cherish each nugget, nor mar ft, nor spill it But all of the day lug it cheerfully in Far better than motoring, golfing or tennis I'd play at the coalgame from breakfast to bed. But alas! that my name on the coal book is Dennis, And empty the bucket which aits in the shed ‘The destitute bucket, the vacuous bucket ‘The war-wasted bucket which sits in the shed Edmund Vance Cooke. Copyright, 191%, by the Newspaper Enterprise Association we are now engaged for the mle of “ A Of] {| these War Savings Certificates and Editor 8 Mail {| Thrift Stampa. ; Again thanking you, I beg to re | main, City Chairman War Savings Com mittee RE THRIFT CAMPAIGN Editor The Star: I have noted with a great deal of satisfaction and sincere appreciation the special no- tices, reproductions of posters, etc.. pertaining to the WAR savryos| GERMANS HAVE LOST campaign, which you have included | in your issues from day to day. I 0 ‘am sure that all this publicity win| WASIINGTON, Jan. 23.—"Ger. be productive of much good and aid ™An soldiers have lost their ‘God al us greatly in the campaign in which|™ighty air’ and are showing their —————— yellow streak,” Capt. Richard Haigh, of the British army, told the senate i military affairs committee today All This Week Capt. Haigh, who haa thrice been “over the top.” and was twice wounded on the first day of the Somme drive, discussed conditions at RAB : He discounted stories of the gen eral disintegration of German mor. TAILORING |": . | “They're all very tired of the wang’ 425 U |said Haigh, “but the discipline Is | the front in an informal session of | the committee | wonderful, and that holds them to —— = | ie" NALD H. PARSONS. | Haigh also declared there is very | bitter feeling between the Bavartans and Prussians [URGES SPEED IN PLANS | FOR AFTER WAR TRADE Red tape must be abandoned and | more speed attained in the handling of America’s foreign trade. | This is the opinion of J. D: Lew man, chairman of the foreign trade bureau of the Chamber of Commerce and Commercial Club, “We must plan for the after war problema, too,” he declared. “In this direction the Chamber of Commerce is working on comprehensive plans port.” He urges steamship lnes from thir port to Siberia, Dutch Bast Indies, Australia and South America, DR. KANE PRESIDENT ; OR. OF N. D. UNIVERSITY Dr, Thomas Franklin Kane ‘Tues day was elected president of the Uni | versity of North Dakota, at Grand |Forks to succeed F. McVey, re |signed. He was president of the University of Washington from 1902 to 1910, and of Olivet college, Mich,, since 1916. He came here in 1900 And served as professor of Latin and Mterature for two years, In 1902 | Dr. Kane became acting president, |and later, president. “GOD ALMIGHTY AIR” for the future development of the} | I per cent in 1917, This big profit | Satisfaction was not on account of the war, cone inennileuial ar want ads will find you a n hom ‘ JAN, 28, 1918, PAGE 6 Vditor’s Note: ‘Thin In the first {iven another fa norton of articion by ‘The Stars] hi upon by a boacd are rated by thelr officers | found who are “Just plain cused,” Idlers who would be | One officer put it. Their offenses ne other | “fe al minor offer wuffic ax poor good soldiers if in.» branch of the service nt to warrant gre: When the national army was | ient but all of them formed, men were drawn from n her men of the company every stratam of society, and of Find Agreeable Tasks ficers from every walk of life. Then the man is examined by the Consequently there were mis mental board and may be discharged takes, and it In easy to under. for the good of the nervic stand how, in the haste and the convenie «© of the government speed of mobiliention, men were | Then there are men who mean sent here when they should not | *!! and who do their best, but still have been, and how, when they | fl! to make the grade” Home Li e here, they were sent to one [easier or more agreeable tank is organisation, when they were | fund for them beat fitted to serve In another. The army is not one fixed mould It is the task of several depart | “Mech all men must fit, but rather menta of the army to weed out the|“ ‘Fee number of m and thru Undenirables and fit the round pege| censuses taken by the company of into the round holes, where they | “!0ers, and questionnaires from head be | quarters, the men are shifted #o that | the trades that they followed in civil Ufe can be followe in the arn none of them tp or “at oughly speaking, a poor soldier in & poor soldier because hia body ien't well because his mind tan't well, or because he im not the type of & man that good soldiers are made from, Ren ‘Em Thru Seve So the men are being run thru 4 neive, am it were, By companies they are being marched to the base al, and there skilled phynicl tenting thelr lungs, their { | hearts, their nerves, their teeth and |) | thet minds ‘There in atill another class left The officers, too, must be weeded | out. ED. K’s.". COLYUM tuberculoaia or organic heart lesion, | WORSE LIBRE or a like affliction, then it is certain Ho, Hum! that he will never be a good fighter It wouldn't have and the doctors recommend hin dis Heen so bad charge If he didn’t | Me ts just fo much dead lumber Go around the and so the government, rather than Last of December spend money in attempting his cure, Telling everybody sends him home with an honorable And pushing it Strong Well, Ro! After the ist of / January yours truly lays off the weed. c mond, get Me Yor good, And they lived Happy ever after™ ete. Well, boys, its a Rad story—ten Days dragged Awny after the Foret, and we Meet the resolution | Kid. Register Surprine, “Well, | thought you 9 «=| «= Put moth balls On the amokes?* | Here it comes | “Huh! Oh I " Would of kept IN FIVE MINUTES eo Speer "Em than when Kept me nervous, All unstrung. 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It's! /, truly astonishing—almost marvel-| (/ ,/// ous, and the joy is its bharmiessn eZ A large fifty-cent case of Pape's| | Diapepsin is worth its weight in| ¢ad to men and women who can’t} get their stomachs regulated. It} belongs in your home—should al-| ways be kept handy in case of a sick, sour, upset stomach during the day or at night. It's the quick est, surest antacid for the stomach a. Bis Dow! #15 BiT To Lick TH KAISER! ele THE CHOICE By F. A. H. Thousands of dollars to be spent— In that the state's decree? Is all your thrift talk, governor, A bitter mockery Of us who save and stint ourselves Because we believe ‘tis right? Does, then, convenience rank above Our nation’s holy fight? Shall we look back some day and think Brave lads in France have died COR. FIRST AVE. and PIKE 8T. | Hecause, like fools, we spent to have P Main 4965 Our buildings beautified? “IF I a3 1 DONTT| sasn otter has Sees cara nitting, A not in knutty nitting Knannie ‘This is my message of deliverance Knotter nit; te you from the fear that acoom.|!f Nannie Notter knit a knot in panies Dental operations, nutty knitting, 1 EXTRACT, FILL, CROWN and Where's the not in knutty nitting TREAT Teeth absolutely without Knannie Knotter nit? pain in all cases but acute absceased apes conditions. We haven't heard Pilchuck Julia's Lowest prices tn your city for| latest philosophizings mentioned yet high-class guaranteed during this glad New Year. STERLING DENTISTRY] ave you written to Gov. Lister Office Hours: 9 A. M. to 8 P.M, about that capitol plan of his? Swift & Co. made a profit of 34 Strange as it may seem, it was on account of the high price of meat, eee Dear B.D. 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The Daily Bugle News of Willowville | With which so often We have rudely mauled the French, t of Teutebourg Where once the battle of Arminius CHORUS Ruhr and of the Weser, wainess | We f the For | took place, ‘The power went off as the 2:18 inter urban car stopped at Main et re took advantage of the Gelay and got off and wandered around our down town light at the intereati shop windows wind he washed the windows of hin f store that morning, and Droggtst 1 sold a number ef postear the Vaurains farm recently. expressing de aiepiars ot toe! P, MAZZONE RELEASED P. Mazzone, arrested last week 7 4 officers, charged with distilling alcohol, has gaine ‘oe shiner | his freedom. He produced at theh interurban platform, also profit- 4 by the accident, doubly 4 by dry #4 ape and States go" rnment permits. & pair ack. | perfumes. ns eeennn ce | | haven’t 106 Cor. First Ave. DR. EDWIN J. BROWN D. D. 8. New at 106 Columbia ‘Third. $10.00) First ave. and Columbia at, just across the street $14.50] from my old location. My new en trance is 106 Columbia, midway & willy $16.50 st and Second aves. 26TH BE BUT GERMANS WERE LICKEDew n int of Donnowita “We are of the brave regiment fear of the country of Franos, And who names itself the 6 ready repulsed 28 Umes The assault of the Little French. f the World, On land, on sea and in the sky!” “And if the enemy shows his teeth do not re s thunder We remain vigorous and proud, We will conquer ax at Donnowitz, The spirit of Count Bulow survives “In the valleys of the Lippe, of the Our vigorous fists were formed, rihead of the Flora company, mam .|facturers of soft drinks, tonics and I want to be known as the only man in Seattle who did not raise his