The Seattle Star Newspaper, January 18, 1918, Page 6

STAR—FRIDAY, JANUARY 18, 1918. PAGE 6 .. E. D. IK.'s.". COLYUM HE SEATTLE STAR 1307 ‘Seventh Ave Near Unies St. MEMRER OF SCWUrTS NORTHWEST LHAGUR oF NeWsrarens Telegraph News Service of the United Press Assectation Bnterea at Seattia Wash, Postoffice as Second-Claas Matter mail out of cit F month; 3 months, $1.15; # montha $2.00; pd ont heat, | Pity ‘carrier, city, 800 a month, Worse Libre It Happens Every Day $2.50. 400 se. One atunt that We lke about As well as Having a gas eater = — — —- x“ Coming plowing along And splash up Make Uncle Sam your banker and help to win the 1] big rect plaster war! a: | nery and fir wenty-five cents, invested in a thrift stamp, 80 we look spikes another af the kaiser’s guns! Like the sink se! The ink well, % e m | In to come : Ankling up the Alas! Poor Dave! Si fella Or a,woman Coming our way And we walk Straight into One another, then | Go to walk to Tho right and They go the same In these troublous times, our heart surely goes out the Hon. Dave Francis. In past years, ambassadoring the Russian capital has been largely one continued round Bocial joy. You drew about $17,000.25, 3 } wore dignity and dress suits, and just splurged. or spent twice as much to In mch life and environment, Dave was born and reared to Way geo like a cork in a bottle, and the prospects before him,} Bump again, then he was selected, were recherche. i eo oes ee Today, there is no little corner in Petrograd wherein) Ayn aha so can splurge. Upon his very doorstep rages the hairy on nide stepping nto each other government’s social functioning consists in shoot- the opposition and late telegrams are to the effect Bolsheviki have put prohibition on the embassy’ Can you picture the magnificent Missourian in far Russia, sans honors, sans splurge, sans ready cash? Talent in Germany Blessed the lot of the German editor! The Berlin what not to print, which, we believe, When we do Get set right And get past, We mutter about Bomebody being a ‘ “Boob” and “somebody* Is figuring the Bame thing about Us ee DID you KNOW ‘The new aystem of air brakes on sidewheel steamboats haa done away with the old custom of putting sand im what to print, where the emphasis," the tracks when a boat skidded. commas, semicolons and such) 4, i - a when ‘to be conciliatory, or a dignified ting connected with a sun dial, and Fast liar. Then, if, after all this instruc-|the mechaniam ts just about as in. editor makes a slip, government simply goes out | tricate as the mechanism of @ pout suppresses his circulation—no hunting} é ‘editor with a hickory club, no libel suits, no sanctum A reliable office boy and a conscientious government a What does the German editor care about heaven >? The nation is bowing to the dictates of Old King And he’s black at that. ie e light Saving One’ hour of daylight saving, beginning May 1, would 900,000 tons of coal. The country is now observing lightless nights, but is no reason, when the days grow longer, why we d not take advantage of an extra hour of daylight— can be had without expense and without hardship. should pass daylight saving legislation without Ki may, of course, continue to look funny to Seattle’s ity councilmen. | But even they may learn that the clock can be moved without stealing any of their sleep. Garfield is about as popular with the manufacturers "G8 a nail in a front tire. . A “pill” is a man you don’t ike; a “snob” is a man who don’t Uke you. 2DRIEAMS 2 HAPPENS te Secretary Baker has made a good move in appointing is director of war department transportation and It is along the line of centralization of functions. especially war business, a good boss is worth Towns with which Seattle does not wish to compete. Reno. Monte Carlo. bureaus or commissions. Milwaukee. Goethals has a habit of doing things. Give him as a rope as he wants and such tools as he wants, if you “ero &@ good job done, Mr. Secretary. How Often Is That the Case? Owing to a misunderstanding on Every one in the East is praying that some irate |™7, Part I wish it known that I will cheerfully pay any debts con- 1 bor will heave a chunk of coal at him. solseeh te aux. wile, Charien Fy Ww e ei re se t a Kern. — Milwaukee (Wis) Sentinel, ‘ar pessimists are beginning to worry about what AE Ig they'll have to worry about when peace comes. es ey oe, fox rerigerd Add to those who dislike government control of rail- oe: the big, fat freight solicitor, who now has to go cute ctvillans who wear any part of a soldier's apparel,” postcards M. T. D. “I have preserved thé missis completes the khaki scarf Shades of old Mint Julip! The Kentucky colonels are falling all over themselves to vote for the federal dry amendment. oe After all, we'd just as soon Meten to Hawaiian music as to a man who tihnks he's a dog at “blues.” . t Dorchester, Mass., girls organize Helping Hand club | to make wrist watch bracelets from their own locks to | present to “deserving marines.” Whaddaya mean “de- _ serving’? Delco Ughting systema—Darlington s German censor forbade German papers to print ad- |(Wis) News. vertisements offering dog flesh for sale. To save dogs? | 4 guitonopher 1s Naw! To keep folks from learning that Germans have You Can See Him Coming Paddy McComish, of Seymour, {a now equipped with one of Baoch Struck By the Car As It Was Derailed Kruters was struck by as it was derailed and thrown from idea of an independent Poland, to be governed by a hand- picked German? Maybe he lost it while thinking about no ion, no indemnities. derailed.—Newton, Ia., eee i ‘There’s room at th’ top—but it’s a mighty slip'ry place, RETAIL TRADE BUREAUS News. bureau of the Seattle Ch: Commerce and © elected delegates puncil and committeemen Thurs day: Caterers, druggists, meat d ers, automobile dealers, groce>s, mber mmercial In Few Hours First dose of “Pape’s Cold Compound” relieves the cold and grippe misery—Don’t stay stuffed up! rand specialties, dairies, shoe flora, office supplies and station department stores, florists, clothing and whery. furniture and music, cigars, $6,000 FOR HATCHERY Relief comes instantly. A dose taken every two hours until _ three doses are taken will end grippe ing, soreness and stiffness. Don't stay stuffed ing and snuffling! ® your throb-|made by the city of eee 80d break up a severe cold bing head! Nothing olse in the world| turned over to the state for use tn either in the head, chest, body or| gives such prompt relief as “Pape's|establishing a fish hatchery to re imbs. Cold Compound,” which costs only| place the one on the Sultan r ___It promptly opens clogged-up nos-|a few cents at any drug store. It|The river is to be utilized for Fi Fils and air passages in the head,| acts without assistance, tastes nice,|erett'’s water supply. It is discharge or nose run-| causes no inconvenience, Be sure|the abandoned Snohomish hatche Felleves sick headache, dull-| you gat the vannina, will be restored with the funds, Quit blow- gy) Held, to see the oF government announces ft will prose-| clipping against the time when the! a fellow that! makes the best of a fow things/and bowels are clogged with waste got to where dog tastes good. and a mess of a whole lot. When cross, irritable, feverish, eee . $ stomach sour, breath bad or has What has become of the kaiser’s good old fashioned |From Which We Infer He Was gtomach-acho, diarrhoea, sore the car the car and struck by it as it was | NAME NEW COMMITTEES ‘The following groups of the retail to the members’ | hardware and sporting goods, ladies’ | nia w Jewelers and Appropriation of $6,000 has been t to be BY LINTON K, STARR ron caine where man inte from Ger. are being in bis pon, strands of sallors 1 saw him—th barbed wire. | Be Jand 1 that he would not be seen, word verbally, also via pen, Jink and 4 that no matter how much readers of The Star wanted to know how he spends his hours, it wast of their derned business, or words to that effect Observe Routine After considerat ting, T saw Frits thru the eyes of a man who has studied him in his dry land ship and learned that he 411 officers and men have dubbed tyeir camp the Kronpring Wilhelm Daily routine ts observed, just as if they were still on shipboard. A big be then to dine and to rill, just a it did on the high seas. A big bulletin board tells the news of t y Commander Thierfelder's word in ite law © enem n when tno! inant 1 aculate chap, & prisoner of Likes Pets He dotes on pets and whittles dolls land miniature submarines, and some. times he n Frits wants learn to play base. ball He's soon to be put to gardening to raise He salutes Old G |pens to be out of 4 lt hin own food ory when he hap. re at “retreat,” mes to find bust t generally man. vet un. When the 17th regiment's band gives a concert, Frits crowds against |the barbed wire inclosure and ap indoors about time for the sun-| + plauds everything except “Dixie.” o first day he reached Fort Mo 8 "BEEN REACHE Whatever effect the German internal situation may or may not have had upon the British and American restatements of war and peace alms, evidence ao cumulates that the economic sit declares that the working classes have reached the “extreme limit of endurance.” Profits Enormons Professor Ellinger’e article ap pears in the Neue Zeit, of Stuttgart, | & monthly periodical. He says “It bs to be feared that, so far as concerns the working classes, the extreme limit of endurance has been reached. It ts becom- ing practically impossible for the workers to pay the prices de manded for the barest necessi thea. “This becomes evident when it is remembered that certain commodi- ties have risen by 600, 800, nay, even 1,000 per cent, and the profite made) by capitalists, landowners and indus YOUR SIGK CHILD (5 CONSTIPATED! Hurry, Mother! Remove poi- sons from little stomach, liver, bowels. Give “California Syrup of Figs” if cross, bilious or feverish. No matter what alls your child, a |gentle, thorough laxative should ways be the first treatment given If your little one is out of sorts, | |half-sick, isn’t resting, eating and jacting naturally—look, Mother! see | if tongue is coated. This is a sure sign that the little stomach, liver | throat, full of cold, give a teaspoon ful of “California Syrup of Figs,” and in a few hours all the consti- pated poison, undigested food and sour bile gently moves out of the little bowels without griping, and you have a well, playful child again, Mothers can rest easy after giv- ing this harmless “fruit laxative,” because it never fails to cleanse the little one’s liver and sweeten the stomach, and dearly love its pleasant taste, they Beware of counterfeit fig syrups, |“California Syrup of Figs then , | see that it is made by th ‘ig Syrup Company The Best Ladies’ and Men’s Tailor-Made Suits in Seattle LIMIT OF ENDURANCE HAS bowels and} Full | directions for babies, children of all | of|akes and for grown-ups printed on Club | each bottle, Ask your druggist for a bottle of | INTERNED GERMANS GUARD PRIVACY (cous ‘WORD OF SUPERIOR OFFICER LAW EVEN WITHOUT BARBED WIRES | ‘Top, interned German sallors trom the Kronprins Wilhelm, Com- Below, one of the sailors and his pet cat. mander Thierfelder, at right. Pherson, he refused to make any promises not to try to escape. OO § ; 3 od D IN GERMANY | —* trial magnates are eo enormous as to exceed the powers of human imagt nat It in on the health of the masses that the strength of our nation de pends.” wing striking letter from & German soldier at the front ts pub shed in the Nurnberger Zeitung ‘The PanGerman fireeaters have recently endeavored t glorious is a world war such Present one, but of the co Germans not a word in said Forget Lost Territory “They boast have succeeded in occupying, but aay nothing of the hundreds of thou sands of square miles we have lost In school we were taught that Ger tan Southwest Africa alone was larger than the German empire. whoe? hands is that great country now? “What about the rest of our colo- nies? Have we won back one inch of them all? Has Turkey been able to reestablish her sovereignty over Armenia, Mesopotamia and Arabia? “We soldiers are sick unto death of the drumfire of these brave one men amang thom af. of the territory we! In| COLDS Colda f ently are “family fairs.” ry one gets it in tur When thin | pens it is 1 wine enough to remember the dead line Uncle Sarn's | awn of caren ioe tien | coming too eld It is hard to get to the eamp.| ly in contnet ae There is much red tape. Uncle Sam he perecn ae ie taking no chances on a Np rons having @ ping into the barracks on, 2 jen that h yen in Barbed wire 15 feet high and ° stadded with electric lights, ‘have odsle eee pace inside this another strand ‘ sanociation ill of wire just about the height ny 1 discharges ta of a man «. This, sald the pepe Wyn aiyee es a soldiers, marked the dead line. “igeg a og q uh over Bb 6 and this wire, he would new, | See ee ot ee well the boys of the 17th can | "TP this in carefully done therei r tle danger of a cold go thru Inside Fritz marched briskly back oe oth or paper and forth, ticer-tike linen hi nary ndkere In the kitchen the cooks, in tm they may be burned after maculate white uniforms, mince on wed of ina jonas and potatoes. 4 ad of infection, Over to one side is the United ma to be un States parade erounda tands | ty severe and ag vated in ol 7 behind his barbed wir * face 1 ter—one that is “heavy on dil ward the tars and Stripes, as “Re | ones « physician should be call treat” is sounded. ‘The Une between a cold of this kis@ Very lonely Fritz appears He | , an attack of pneumonia is doesn't look like an enemy, but Just ® i474 to distinguish that medical lonely bunch of silhouetted | vice whould be obtained at once. against an amber Most cases of pneumonia After I left th desire | with a cold and many cases of t again grew to invade th f berculosis are the direct results o Fritz's camp. 1 wrote Capt. Thier-| pegtected and long standing cases 6 folder a polite note, as' permis 4 cold “with a cough.” sion to call on him. He » wered im-| mediately te, verbatim “It im uneles to come CHICAGO HE ALD—The princt for there i*| pa) industries of the principal p nothing to see nor te I would of a nation cannot be stopped evs not admit you. Respect \for day without a certain disorgan R." izaion, without an enormous “THIERFEL Corns Stop Hurting, Then They Lift Out With Fingers No pain or soreness! Corns and calluses just shrivel up and lift off—Try it! -~ He's a soldier of the kaiser thru and thru, 24 hours a day, but he's “The soldier lying for weeks in a filthy, sheli-battered trench gnashes his teeth in anger, longing in his heart for the end of the horrible butchery. A noted Cincinnati chem-| lift it off with the FOR THE PAN-GERMAN ist discovered a new ether| Really! 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