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. STAR—MONDAY, DEC. 24, 1917. PAGE 6 DOINGS OF THE DUFFS—That’s Telling Him, Tom. BY ALLMAN. \'™ A STRANGER WeRwT THAT DEPENOS ON WHAT MYSELF, YOUNGMAN BUT | KIND OF A COMMIS sion ITH ITS OveR THAT bican GET - VM AFRAID WAY «© ARE You cond li Wht BE DRAFTED ‘To ENUGT IN THE ARMY ‘| 1 — ws Tom, 1815 Go Overt Te THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT / z * BEE PARDON SIR, CAN Nov DiencY Me To |Twe WAR DEPARTMENT ?| jones aa fel | | .S0 You've Coma To | beLieve | CAN Be OF No You CaN’r 66 CALLEO q WASHINGTON To Ste iF pier ap oP fly A Stacker. BUT THeR® You . east typ rons - oy ACKE Hh , iSn’r Much DIFFerence Ken? Sav of TH MDE between A ign oy AMD DURING THE WA A SLICKER ~ 4 | Don's CARE To [| pe | ARGvE WITH t 1 Nou , SI See Har FELLOW GOING HE ME'S WORKING IN SMITHSON'S STORE. YOU WANT To kKOGP AN BYE SHM HE'S AN CxeConvicr MinvTE oy OH, $ SSE, You'Re Done AU You Can TO HELE Him ALONG BY DIGGING | VP HIS SHADY PaAGrT. - SHH USTEN: \ 7 we SAID We DIDNT BeLEVE IN GANTA C Laue wr TLL FOOL WH Lit HAW! Nows “WH? “Time - Hes GooD ' An’ suceP axcer! yy OW GEORGE! - Ger » A ROPE AN’ come 01'S UP ON “TH’ ROOF AN’ PULL. ME UP AN SEE = WHAT SANTA BRANG —- .'¢ You! fe VLL BE SANTA CLAUS To’ GEORGE AN’ BRING Him A ONG OF NICE BONES AN A BOTTLE OF HAIR TONIC TO GIVE HM A SWELL COAT OF FUR FOR Seo winrer | “1 KNOw You PRETTY WELL, AND IF You wouUcD ST AW THAT'S COMING 0 YOU THE STRIPES YooR CLOTHES SEATTLE Woman Golfers Also Aid Uncle Sam STEVE WILL GET |MISS CURTIS ALREADY IN FRANCE; MISS STIRLING TO DRIVE AMBULANCE | “~ HIS UNLESS X. 0. 7 IS AGAIN RESULT “Twas Christmas eve—the magnate slept The sleep of the weary and worn All day he had wrestled with problems that came To his team by the great war torn 7) = a a His pitching staff broke infielder gone, . Aberdeen. 7) t sorry for Steve Two outfieklers caught in the draft Tackle—Kichardson, N. ©, Spo-| “gr ee ° He'd be left w iful of old-time glass arms kane. phen ts battlin And the thought drove him almost daft Guard—Sandbork, Lincoln, Seattle, te who has f straight harley Joo Center—Knapp, Columbia, Port r time to Prccer egper # ced ¢ nit ‘The baseball boss slept and he dreamed a dream \land ¢ ' s trom'Chet Meintyre Friday night, in the |® Pv, ‘ ‘That drove wrinkled care from his face ! etree ag ah ocl at = the ad e alkative (+) A smile characteristic of cherubic bliss acklo—Clark, Walls Walla, er Aust Beis q * Spread over his mug tn its place. End—Van Osdel, Salem, Coi ---Sowie! Quarter—Brown, Franklin, Port By United Py L aw He dreamed be was watching his ball club play. tand Fl y Sane Frees La oe “Twas a team inthe finest trim Half—Casey, Pendleton. CHICAGO, Dec. 24.—Char- With Cobb and Tris Speaker and young Hap Felsch Half—W. Dailey, Everett. ley Weeghman, president of Playing the outfield for him. Full—Yenny, Walla Walla, the Cubs, has too much money to spend On first, George Sisler was going great, 1917 football team That's wh andborg, of ed late y Louls without Roger Horn#sx, shortstop. Broadcast publication titst Weeghman had $250,000 to spend seems to have wrecked things. Club owners are now apparently out to grab all they can of the roll. Weeghman is supposed to have offered $50,- 000 for Hornsby—maybe he . t Fr did—but Hornsby is still a womer eb Father Chet handle himes Cardinal. was given a on the All-Northweat At second, Ed Collins appeared. at And down on short he watched Hornsby cavort eu In @ manner justly revered. = i re Hertz, of Port Margaret \ Out on third base was Heine Groh © mearent to an off Curtis \ Covering ground clear back in the field. y picked, follow And back of the bat was Schalk j ir ee of the season. : ne, igen aee DRY DOCKERS — ‘Toe basal! bow slept and reamed a dream Portland, Walla Walla and Everett LEAGUE RACE | On the bench was Johnson and And Cooper and tall, Slim With Chapman and Roush and K In roles of utility Of his team of w each gathered two places on the But when the alarm « mythical team, while Spokane, Salem, , Wow! He is d n Te as mi ae csecina tatue Drown Would Have - tana ae shaved tte Fans Own Ball Team fob Brown, owner of the Van- er franchise in the Northwestern Pendleton, Lincein high, of Seattle, am «te Jand Aberdeen each secured one po- | sition. versity | 1 or & Eddy outfit is IPOKANE may be the s« of Montana footha by r « a a & community owned base meeting !n Spokane Ce ‘ luled ball ¢ He points out that inter- * Pullman agreed to a cam Wa n ¥ Dry | Z est b aned in the last two years If the game in playe x Ames ( Cart a ; and th 1d gain again with F giving, it will be bro ’ Ice Skating Begins he fans owning the club, | day the contest wi : Aastha ee o* 1 LOOKS LIKE POUGHKE meeting in San Fran Tomorrow at Arena ) the University of Southern ‘i r of the MEET WILL BE OFF WATE A Too skating will be b @ay, 1918 ody oo ¢ r A " By United Press Leased Wire It will not be kr n regard t 8. ¢ 1 F tonal g MoM n ar er NEW YORK, Dec. 24.—Whilg Mr. Bobler rec ord fr ot Ber ‘ ’ i . nual FP talk at the co laho game tr kn, 2 . the beat half. |‘ ' r a : next year, it was dropp break away from the prece- |b r n-|¢ f . ur Mor ao | 4 cilia: aatciaaibene i id are noten- | dent of maki | : | sions will be ir t J x my couragit 4 oe 6 6 ¢ F cnn | longue adays. | —$$____—- EP a an} oa hm |e ea Kanff and Dave Are |. ma sone » x» = PREE SOC be after ding that Rube ants to Brooklyn « i be . 1 hee b wanna aaallieed a — i is se eae aga ; | sen Rejected by Army |). yee, beens. ree gat : Benny Kauff and Dave Robertson, | puis : Go to the HE boxers at © money on the » n|Grenade Throwing (i ens inst ous , { MG as camp Lew | to Become Sport | Inthe ben } amie tte vrs nas bon anmcnenfow tire Oy Yo Sa in the Big Ten| STARS OF DIAMOND DID elena ene se | tae ea i erat ote, ene enng pe | kar tee eae alt NOT ALL WANT TO PLAY; [orto ee ditt 7 rico HAP WANTED TO RASSLE}| ‘Detroit With Giants New York ¢ t outf w lb RIGHT DRUG CO, 169 Washington Street and 1111 First Avenue And the Doctor will give you a careful examination and prescribe fer you FREB. 4 The order prohibitin nounced unfair the standpoint will be a ben | If you are sick you cannot do bet- ] eents or nothing hrow! ee sale ee . - mm . ter than take advantage of this offer. ep gl ye “nade a re event in the Big |= ; ra ont the mc |thiniw more af bw biltiard paving | mUnited Press reawea wire |) 1D. 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