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WINNER “ToD MEET BENNIE LEONARD- "Ma Eddie Kline, former Seattle and Tacoma pitcher, writes Tealey Raymond from Camp Lewis’ that there is a whole flock of baseball players tn the army camp, and that some fast baseball games will soon be in order unless the rainy season starts. A game will be played Sun- day on the diamond between the Tacoma Knights of Colum- bus crew and a picked team of soldiers, who formerly played organized ball. “Red” Oldham, who has just put in his appear. ance at the camp, having been drafted while a member of the ONTRARY to reports sent out from Spain, Jack Johnson ts doing well in the bull-fighting coun- try, declares a well-versed follower of the fistic game who has just re-| turned to this country fonso'’s turbulent kingdom. from Al ny Players at Lake { San Francisco Seals, will pitch | for the Sammtes Charley Schmutz, another | former Seattle pitcher, who has been working In the shipyards, has been drafted, and expects to leave Seattle shortly for the camp. Walter Mails, the for. | mer Seattle and big league fliinger, ts another who will | soon be on his way to camp along with Bill Mclvor and “H Morse, other ex-Seattle ers “Toots” Agnew, a former N W. league favorite, has depart ed for an rm camp with & squad of rookies from Seat * tle In tow. seasons by the Northwestern | league. When the Const league meeting lis held, this winter, in San Fran- cisco, there is going to be one big topic of conversation, and {t ts go- ing to be about Seattle and its en- | try into that circuit If the Pacific Coast league sumes operations in 1918, should most certainly make every earnest endeavor to be a member. re While Johnson not riding around in a diamond-studded auto these days, it appears that he ts still throwing the gentleman cow round with the same careless abandon, and as this is a favorite pastime in old Madrid and various other sectors of Spain, he is “get ting by” in fine style. is fans here have been promised Class AA ball for so long that they have lost hope. A golden opportunity was lost during 1915, the year of the San Francisco fatr. Seattle The former champion is doing| should most certainly have been In fairly well with his boxing school,| the Coast league at that time, if for and when he needs a little extra| nothing more than the great com coin steps out and does a bit of| mercial gain that would have been “pull fighting. Johnson's bull fight-|ours by having the name of Seattle fng, however, merely consists of linked with the other large cities of entering the arena after the bull|the Coast, instead of the smaller i has been put down for the count|ones of the Northwest, i of nine and administering the death eee hi jolt. A city becomes famous by i Jack is very anxious to return to| surmounting great obstacies. i the United States. He will sit for; Chicago got past the big fire, i «hours with any American tourist| and other wortd’s series, and F Zwho will give him the time and] has come back for more. é “inquire about things In this coun wee Spe pea RI try. He yearns to get back to! Chicago and visit his mother who is | getting well along in years. His) white wife, the one he had with him in Havana, was with him in| Spain, at last reports. eee Pity that poor Boston man who has quit eating beans for a year since the Red Sox failed to land the pennant. oe An admirer of Cliff Reed, Los Angeles lightweight, who has been Too bad most of the umpires | sojourning !n Seattle for some little are too old to enlist. What a time, writes that local promoters vacation the war would be for |are passing up a good card by not | them. matching him up with some of the oe best Ightweights in these parts ANIEL EDWARD DUGDALE,| Some one else writes from Van- D Seattle's portly baseball mag-| couver, B. C., that Joe Bayley had » nate knows just about as/the better of Chet Neff in their 10 much, or as little, as the rest of us| round go in Victoria Saturday aft as to what is going to happen to! ernoon in He Neff could pout baseball in Seattle 1918 that be hort oe Elizabeth Tucker once picked Carl Morris as the next heavy- weight Poor Carl, Jim Cor- bett must have picked him, too. to Show Former Class By United Press Leased Wire SAN FRANCISCO, Oct. 3. yun Fans in this city are watching! boat Smith is not the boxer he has with interest the agitation to se! heen Jack Dempsey, Salt Lake cure a Coast league berth for our| heavyweight, won the first three town, and every last one of them 8|rounds of their four-round fight| for a Seattle Coast league. here, last night, and in the fourth chased the Just the other day we were talk nner around the ring ing to one of the city’s influential) citizens, a merchant on Second ave.|"[Two Classy Horses “T haven't been to see a baseball| i game in Seattle for two years,” he| Matched for Gallop declared, “and prospects are | won't| py United Preae Leased Wire go for two more years, unless the| BALTIMORE, Oct Another Coast league comes to this city.” |race has today been arranged be He voiced the opinion of many|tween Khayyam and Hourless, two others who are willing to back|of the greatest horses of the year. 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The showdown will be pulled off | “Cree ash was outpointed by Joe a —————® at the White Sox box office Thurs-| Gorman, Oakland featherweight, 58 day, when the fans’ chips will be P @ mar- Ny United Press Leased Wire cashed for regular tickets. ie | Si ee etree gece Ed CHIC Oct. 3.—The cards dreds of persons did not under aie iiammond substituted against have been dealt and t stand, and the box office today, d@|Tommy Clark, lightweight, for| ir “hands” w in the big are eagerly acanni to see what they d world series gamble The pasteboards are merely for mal notification sent out by the White Sox management that the [recipient's application for seats had been 0. K.'d, but they looked big spite a heavy rain, siege of Verdun. Meanwhile that merry card| sharper, the scalper ts plying his trade, while the management as sures the public that he's purely mythological. He may be, but his} prices aren't resembled the | Cicotte Won't Start | draw. Madden Secures a Draw Coming back like a young torna- do in the fourth round of his battle Roscoe Taylor, and held Clark to a Joe Hill again took on John ny Moore, the Vancouver, B. C., col- ored featherweight, and this time there was no doubt but that the | solder boy had the better of the solored lad. He won handily in the four-round go. Vincent Moore and a lad named Couch staged the curtain raiser. Couch was awarded the decision. The fracases were refereed by Ad Schacht and the fans were well Ny United Press Leased Wire starting, Faber, Rowland would CHICAGO, Oct. 3.—More and;have the benefit of the right-| Pleased with the card. The main ge gas < Firchabiiies Vaeoear jeventers were roundly applauded, that Eddie ( will not start) ‘The Giants fear him, adding psy-|8% Was Joe Gorman, for the fine the world series the White Sox. | chological chance to real ability, If|#howing he made against Ash. Rowland American dd practically manager of the league m Faber should win, Rowland could afford to send in some other heavy iat for the second game, reserv- champions, up bis mind the foal, most rea-|ing Cicotte for the opening day in je thing for him is to send|New York. Again would Rowland Red Faber to the mound for the | possess the advantage, for the Gt first game ants could be expected to be trem-| Such str would give Row-| bling over an impending clash with land a 1 advantage and|Cicotte, tf they already had been would probably be an upset for Mo-|made to bow by the less brilliant Graw's well-made intentions. By | Faber Francis Ouimet Is Too Good for Eastern King} Ry United Press Leased Wire BELMONT, Brady, Mass. Massachusetts for met here yesterday Oct. 3.—M. J open golf Francis Oui The title holder won, 5 and 4, in a 36. champ, was easy Western | hole match Alter Oct. lo= -©O- Carl Morris Winner With Knockout Blow By United Breas Leased Wire CENTS STRAIGHT ALBANY, N. 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