The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 26, 1917, Page 6

Ave. Near T’S INSULTING PVilla complains bitterly to Carranza because he is being ntly pursued, altho he has ceased military operations SAnd he.never complained once when the whole United was after him! He's an insulting critter, is that Villa T AUTOCRACY F It is somewhat significant that Berlin publications are now devoting much space to discussion of Germany's trade, by her distinguished economists and great manu j Business in Germany is, apparently, beginning to miss 4% billion dollars’ worth of export trade it enjoyed be- war. That there has been no concerted and loud yell lor peace from this quarter is the strongest evidence as to the with which Germany was militarized all those billions of dollars suffer that way with ig, it Mfdicates the finest, tightest little autocracy of kingdom come, but even such an autocracy may in time. VE BUT LARGE UNDERTAKING the national food administration succeeds in its cam @ to abolish long standing grocery credits and unneces- ‘delivery, it will establish an economic revolution of tremendous proportions, a revolution of almost un benefit to both storekeeper and customer. is no man who pays bills but knows that the cred backed by the telephone, means extravagance; ar mo storekeeper but knows that his delivery system] cent a curse, bred by brutal competition dit means that you buy when there's 4 no actual D means an “accommodation” for which the mer- thas to make the purchaser pay, in one way or another h systems spel! waste. to get the American is the b biggest job that t » could facile. r, it has been done by certain ind tigen. "ed ed to give up these ¢ food administration, or any uals, in more. BOSS HAS HIS TROUBLES, TOO in a bright, cheery fashion ‘ : say, “Good Morning,” “Tt makes the day start well, and you feel more kindly the boss and the fellows you're working with ometimes when he hasn't saluted you in the morn have a grouch all day. did you ever stop to think that the boss himse! is bracing up once in a while? up against as many hard things as you are. him just as much as your affairs trouble you. ay sincere about it, of course "ll find the boss a very human sort of a fellow- different from yourself. The chances are it isn ACE UP THE BOSS. it out tomorrow morning. THOSE Russians on the northern front have to do is t for a month. Jack Frost will then do the holding, and he eur: ‘ QUEEN of Sweden te cousin to the kaiser. Ha! We se In the case! localities, and every little bit added to wt at you have ze nekes you feel good to have the boss come into the somehow you expect this kind of a greeting from These | boss’ troubles may not be just like your troubles, but set it down as a fact that he has troubles enough you give the boss a good jolly once in a while | files or street ago that he was on the same kind of a job that you CAN A SLACKER TIFIC EDITOR'S NOTE—Can a In other words, many claim they are temper commonly called “cowards.” a “coward,” and trying to find T Btaft Rpectal 1 BY J. HERBERT OUCKWORTH NEW YORK, Sept. 26—ARE YOU A COWARD? Is the lobe of your ear smali? Do the tops of your ears project? le the lobe of your ear congested with blood? ts your forehead high and wide at the crown? ts your head wide at the back land on a straight line behind and above the ears Look at yourself in the mir ror, If you have these physical peculiarities, then you are what | Is CALLED a “coward,” | BUT science now recognizes you simply as better fitted for some kinds of work than for others-— and trench fighting is not one of the kinds you happen to be fitted for. In the trenches you might disorganize the whole command and POSSIBLY LOSE A BATTLE Prevented If in ___ Early Stages af | Cancer Can Be % | “Cancer Is curable if caught early enough It te better, however, to pre vent it By preventing as much as pos sible the trrita- tion of tissues in every part of the body By exercising the utmost cleanliness By enting only such foods ax are absolutely clean, or such foc SLACKER? IT'S MERELY A SCIEN- QUESTION THE RIGHT, POST FOR HIM. slacker” hel la there such a thing This question is uppermost today In the minds of thou- sande of Americans, now that the draft Is In operation, and Their plea has caused science to t America may send across the seas an army free of what are mental hygiene is now studying the question as to WHAT |e editor of this newspaper, De Kerlor, the noted French psychologist, now in this country, to analyze at once this very important problem for the readers of these columns, and his remarkable gniilysis follows. out army “y STAR—WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 26, THE SEATTLE star STUDY YOUR EAR! A HELP BEING A OF FINDING | being a slacker? a “born coward?” nentally unfitted for fighters. ¢ up the problem, eo that The national committee for out If he can be cured, ho er, asked Or. Willy I asked him how he wuae pick the “cowards” in our new “On the other hand,” declar ed the doctor, “it is now also possible to pick the brave man. “He belongs to the lean, mus cular type. The lobes of the ears are straight in line with the jaw, The tops of the are square, The fore! Just a third, of even the total length The nose and the nostrils are weil oped. The ridge of the la wide, bumped and sinuous The bridge of the noi part between the eyebrows— lees, of of the face. is wide at the top forms a solid mass with the forehead, very much resem- bling what known as the ‘Grecian na “The upper lip ts tight and thin, rather drawn at the cor Editor's Mail LIKE® SAILOR LADS Editor@rhe Star fortune to be an observer of tho p rade in whieh the boys from the na-| | val training stations weregmarch ing, and wish t6 say that by looking at the eyes are deeply sunk-—or ff they you that PAGE 6 1917. RE YOU A BORN COWARD? and yellow, and the jaws wide, as in the tiger’s face. “in the latter o the man may be set down aving thi necessary dash for ‘the as sault! “The good shots can be ploked If the eyes kive having a impression by solid development of the bridge of the nose and a good width between the down a8 a good eyes—the man may be put prospective rifle man. I had the good) jand more clean cut eoking lot bal | | fellows I have never seen. |have been made sterile by 0 | forever—three cheers and e tiger eit ya jfor our subchasers. em } | ating fruits, for instances, the Pig Sass lel peel should be carefully removed bi os a4th Ave. f the hands or the utensils ane ff} which have come in contact with| The cotton crop ts 700,000 tons lthe akina of the fruit should not|#hort. What did you do with that come in contact with the fruit to|Dale of cotton you bought three be esten. or four years ago? We've mislaid For instance, tn ‘peeling a ba-| ours nana, the hand which fs used for} pulling off the peel may easily be| come covered with filth which has been deposited upon this peel, by/ dust, which has been blown upon the surface of this fruit, {f it has not been prote, | Then handling the meat of the bi "t | nana with the same hand, this filth| ts deposit upon the part whieh ts to be eaten. In eating meats that have not Ibeen thoroly cooked, it is quite |possible that Infectious material | may be carried Into the stom, THIS MEDICINE ‘| WOMEN VALUE Positively Relieves the Suffering More Convincing Proof When Lydia FE. HE FACE OF THE BORN FIGHTER" ee) hans This, at least, is what Dr. de) ners upon a equare chin. Also, “Note the Chinaman's nose and Kerlor, the famous French psychol-| the chin Ie like that of jeyee—he is the worst shot on ogiat, has just sald to me at his! typical Scotchman—iong, heavy (earth. On the other hand, recall laboratory at 681 Fifth ave. when’ and bony. The teeth are broad _ithe faces of all the prize-winners ! |STAR BEAMS . |BASY LESSON FRENCH, Good evening’ chicken. ' Bonsoir! Poule. Wil! you take a walk with me? Voulez-vous, vous promener avec finer mot? Some champagne or burgundy? If there are flowers to strew on! Quel champarn ou bien Bour the brave and the true, why not) gogne? shower some on the sailor lads, who) = Qui! Out! Monte Sammy |are all volunteers? | pan | My only regret fs that fam nota! Watter! Two glu t beer! } boy again and in their ranks. Whe Garcon! Deux verres de biere! you are boosting heroes, don’t for-| “ our navy. The army and ravy! 1 hope to see you tomorrow Jiexpere vous votr demain Ta, ta! tomorrow Mins, At the postoffice At half past ye tw Ale Ta, ta! Mademoiselle. ponte domain. A deux heures ot demic out? 1 love the Indies! 1 love the ladies! ete. Ta raa ta ta ta ta! Taime le dam SJ’alme le dames! Ta raa ta ta ta tal eee However, Pleasant Pray and Nora Bell were married in Clinton, (3 the other day. Theodore Tiller is on the Creel | sarees on public information. and not fn the navy or department of agriculture. © Wrangel ts Sweden's rep-/ the court of St resentative at | James Pinkham's Vege | In eating vegetables ch asl © lradishes, lettuce and celery that|table Compound wan first intr @ have been «prinkled with liquid lduced, {ts curative powers were manure, there {s danger from con-|doubted and had to be proved. But summing this filth if these vege fhe proof came, and gradually the| \tables have not been thoroly clean-|use of {t spread over the whole} led or cooked. leountry. Now that hundreds of | |thousands of women have ex pertenced the most beneficial ef. experience ¢ ¢ and abro Help us provide Libraries for the s at the front. “Indorsed by Y. M. C.-A., Knights of Columbus, Y. M. H. A., etc. of nothing for wht ur brave lads Cam; Lewi: called upon to contribut Pp ° greater satisfaction to y Commander Supply of well-selected reading material.” and sailors. It’s a little thing to ask, but a big thing for the men in the camp and of forty-two years’ mana” 7 ad, in camp, garrinc h Kive than a ‘ou ™ 11d 6 which ig 7 ae oldiers Au Soldiers — Committee - Seattle Public Library MAIN 2466 + fects fromsits use, Ite value haa be come generally recognized, and {t ts |now the standard medicine for wom jen’a ills The following letter ts only one of the thousands on our files |- Denison, Texas—"I cannot feel |that I have done my duty until I tell what Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound has done for me. I suf fered from female trouble so T could hardly drag around and do my work |I was very nervous, and had dizzy spells, heat flashes and headaches Juntil life was a burden. My hus band broug' tle of Lydia B. 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And Doctor C. 8, Cutter ts on the staff of a Cleveland hospital eee THE YARD wide BOY WHO TRIeS TO SQUBEZE INTO A Tyo INCH SPAS THOSE DEAR GIRLS | The little puss: He wore my photograph over his *eart | and {t stopped the bullet | The cat: I'm not surprised, | darling. It would stop # lock Report has {t that Kerenaky has We're going to jgive our Russian bonds away, eee | Stun, says an agricultural depart ment report, there are fewer hogs in the country now than last year, But not among the street par rid ers, eee An Eastern real estate vertises his old historic firm ad landmark was upied during the civil war as George Washington's headquar ters.’ eee A GET-RICH-QUICK SCHEME Two young Irishmen in a Ca nadian regiment were going into the trenches for the first time, and thelr captain promised them five shillin, each for every German they kMied Pat lay down to reat, while Mick | performed the duty of watching. | Pat had not lain long when he was | awaked by Mick shouting® sy'ro comin’! They're com- Who's comin'?’ shouts Pat, “The Germans,” rep Mick “How many are th “About 60,000," ‘Begorra,” shouts Pat, jumping up and grabbing his rifle, “our fortune’s made! * * A Rome cable says Prussian of. ficers are frequently insulted on IN VALUABLE!tho streets tn Austrian cities Austrians must be an inventive lot if they've found a way to insult \* Prussian. the hecessity that always goes highent. eee Coal prices, says Doo Garfield, | will drop about Oct fame earnest att of lower coal prices th arts marine | New England coast repe We expect to live to see the day when cream sive that a lot of men ?| thelr coffee. DRWILLY DE KERLORE. Cignrets are selling at 40 cents a box in France. HERE'SHOW TO RECOGNIZE TRENCH FIGHTER, M A RKSMAN AND STRATEGIST—WAR MAKES HEROES OF QUEER MATERIAL, | {noffensive and best be conten tiie lows in the community Bei “it at your stomach is too full and} 2 = ~| Steals Sorority Pin The AUTOS INJURE SIX | Automobile accidents resulted in police are ma sorority pin. ing competitions, whether |injury ta J. B. Ross, 1835 Terry at Neuchatel, Switzerland, or at|ave.; Mrs, I. Stereos and Mary| He stole it from the residence of Mont®&Carlo pigeon shooting, It | Stereos, 2, of 1718 Alki ave; Fred | Miss Margaret Thaanum, 333 16th may be put down as maxim that | Wilson, 1 154 Crockett s#t.; G.|ave. N., Tuesday night ‘the angle formed by the nose and | Waechter, 719 Garfield st.; Ea Al-| “He'll be getting into chapter leyebrow ridges’ is an unmistak-|Jen, 1923 Third ave. W., and T. W.|meeting, if the sisters don’t watch able sign | Warren, 228 Liberty building, Tues-|out,” said Sergt. Smith, at police “Fortunately, a tactful _coward | day. headquarters Wednesday, . By E. D. K.. The! In war time it in 1. We pay the ntlon to reports t we do to a sub- off the class work than any other Dentiet charge lens for first melee Absolul r work is guaranteed for 16 years. Boston t been sighed from bai se who are busy during the day we keep and 10 a. m. to 1 p.m. Sundays. ‘DENTISTS OVER OWL DRUG STORE. 8 oc n from 6 te UNION 295% PIKE STREET. and milk are so expen- put beer in| Challenge to the Dental Trust One Hundred Dollars to Any Charitable Institution if Any Member of the Dental Combine, in a Public Demon- tration, Can Do Dental Work Equal in Quality to Mine. Gentlemen of the Dental Trust: Y In order to ascertain whether you are really of having only compe- tent Dentists authorized to practice their profession in this state, or whether you attempting, under the arbitrary gtk s conferred upon your Board of Dental desirous niners by the present unfair and tnjust law, which was rushed through the legislature by the “ethical” Dentists of the state, to eliminate the competition ich you fear, by driving out those thoroughly qualified, experienced and skill- ful Dentists who can do much better dental work than you are capable of doing, I hereby issue the following challenge, which I dare any one or more members your Dental Combine to accept I challenge you, or any number of you, to meet me in a public competitive demonstration or contest in any branch of dental work, including the successful treatment of Pyorrhea, the absolutely painless extraction, treating or filling of teeth, high-class Bridge and Plate work, and any other phase or form of modern dentistry, simply to prove that you can or cannot duplicate my work. I do not ask or expect you to do better work than I can, but if your work in any particular is as good as mine, I will cheerfully donate $100.00 to any Charit- able Institution which may be agreed upon by ourselves, or named by the audience before which the demonstration is held - Isn’t that a fair proposition to all concerned? Are you willing or afraid to accept the challenge? Do you really want competent men to practice Dentistry in this state, or are you merely trying to bluff me out of doing business here? Dental Law to Be Modified It is a mighty un-American law which permits any set of men to exercise such harsh and unjust discrimination against Dentists who can do so much better work than the members of the Dental Trust can do, simply because you fear the competition of men who are so much more competent than yourselves, and at the next session of the legislature I shall endeavor to have the law so modified that your power to crush dangerous competition will be taken away from your Dental Board, and they will be compelled to issue a license to any man who proves that he not only possesses the superior knowledge and skill that comes from long ex The “ethical” graft that excludes men of perience, but is also of good c haracter ability, while opening the doors to inexperienced youths, whose competition even the Dental Trust need not tear, and the power of the Board to brand capable men as “criminals,” will then be a thing of the past, and men will be judged by their merits only much better Dental work and leave the verdict to T shall go right on turning out you charge, In the meantime, than you can do, at just one-half the prices the public In my next advertisement I shall call attention to some of the changes needed in the Dental Law, for the protection of the public. ' PAINLESS AUSTIN DENTIST ; THIRD AND PIKE |may very well prove a strategical; your sides are fat and your legs A Rese thero, If the forehead is wide at eo and plum Nag you bite your the base, with the extreme corner | finger nails your eyes are NosB of the eye protruding; and if the | shifty and your walk 1s slouchy QUARE | | width is good above the temples as | and you have rubber in your knees EARS well as across the ear tops, you |—you are no good for the army. have the making of a Napoleon in| “If your grip 1s firm, your fin strategy gers bony, your thumb long and “With a nose ‘bunfped’ as was| your Fate line straight, you will that of Wellington or General Na-|climb to the top and come back pier, of Jpdiah-mutiny fame, you | pate.” will have the stick-tottiveness of sschassijaclenii grim determination, If your none hay the buffalolike structure on} Ask Prosecutor to the ridge and at the base, as in| ; . the face of Washington, you have Investigate Senator the soldier-statesman, revolution: | gy United Press Leased Wire ary Hus. | ST. PAUL, Minn. Sept. 26— any aman develops un- [gen aior Robert M. La Follette to suspected fighting qualities | gay faced possible criminal prose when ‘put to It.’ Iknow many ution as the result of his address young fellows In France who Jar the meeting of the Nonpartisan | could never have killed @ fl¥ | league here last Thursday night. | before the war and who now The Minnesota public safety com | volunteer for the most danger: | mittee asked U. 8. District Attor ove rol Lappe Fig ge ve as. | Bey Jacques to investigate La Fol tounded thelr chiefs, as before the | lites shee gh gyda i war they were known ag the most |tound in it to begin formal action in search of a man wearing a Kappa Kappa Gam-