The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 9, 1917, Page 8

© Outbursts of Everett True. THE TD "A MRS NOU PUT ONLY ONE ‘Rob IN YOU PACKED LP THis ats THe CAUGHT Come AND PUT Ls) Barr R. FAN, if you were a b bail magnate, how you like to have these tw on your club of them would hit id and run S and cover t like Herzog, axe would ba. fighting of ‘would combine the of Herzog, the fir fa peach and the ind of Tris Speaker, with the good nature of Donie ‘and the calm, cold-blooded ee of Eddie Collins Wouldn't he be a wonder? Wke that quintet, thers Pecarcely a pitcher who would find a weak spot in his swat He would “hit anyth Would pile up an average o} Over 500 against the big leagues ih Cobb's speed and nt beat out innumera infield hits, and with the com Ir pee and sagaci would steal bases af outfielt he wou Speaker's uncanny where a man is goinc his throwing accuracy b's trickiness Tn the infield with the cunning of h of Heros. Fan turn down ier, a combined pitcher, catcher first baseman He would serve lazzling speed and from his right Would turn around southpaw slants such shoot over when he i pep Hit would craft almo com ity to to hit with he Co! wou you probab you Alexander's bewildering han and and feed Wr he would go behind the p with ‘the brains. speed and Smeey of Ray Schalk, where "would get more out of his Whan any other catcher, nit Tunners and cobble yand bunt in his te =) Or he would go ¢ Dase and cover as iy other man in the «: er what would a “@ither of these pl Well. let's see for $50,000. Wither of the Would be worth Of course, it's " Mlever could be rea! Pleasant to think A ONE-ARMED ballr all his colleagues in ®emi-pro team at South acen eve pe several © all and drean about ef, who lost bi ident 10 y He did not “Miscourage him, and 4ng ball, with the result + Rit 428 this se fecepted 26 for, stolen 1% sacrifice hits Foley does etic enerzies to base He Dasketbali and footall, and 100 yards close to 10 Nate Thinks Morris Is Man to Win C rown * Lenwed cnc AGO. Aug. 9% Manager of Carl Morris Dis fighter will get a chon Heavyweight crown at Tis Movember if Morris | Weround go with Fred Canton, 0., September gays James Co the Tiajuana race trac Yacd him the maten if it 000 to get Willard allow the not ¢ econd By United Press Lensed Wire SOUTHAMPTON A\ Johnny Strachan, the continues to win in the tennis tou Bey here. He defeated Frederick | Inman yerterday : TRUC wre Case By Condo fT fT Know it. Ae | J] BRING IT oveR rf HEeRe, THAT'S J ror ME. You'ce ms ND THe REST « THe OUTF RIGHT GEHIND OH, EVERETT? Wve ANOTHER ONE # NCKLY AND TAKS IT OFF Some more ON THE HOOK ' MUTT AND FF: STAR—THURSDAY, AUG. 9, 1917. PAGE 8 THE | WHAT ARE Nou { BRINGING THAT TRUNK DOWN Now FoR? DOINGS OF THE DUT HELEN SAID You"D MAKm AN AWFUL FUSS IP Noy DID IT ~What If They Were to ——— |) UM nor THATS he FIRST WALP Dower USEFUL TwinwaG | | FVER SAW You ey WILBUR ay SQL IRREL FOOD “Another Tr and He ‘d Have Made It Go for ¢ Mor ith For We Love OF MANN "TRUNKS is 3Y ALTMAN T > WERE GOING TO STAY THE FULL TWO WEEKS AREN'T Wave TW |Hevew, how Lone | Mort To BRING | DowN } la VACATION bo You — f [THINK We're |Gome To TAKE ANY way ? | MIKE, How SHE Gong To TAK? BY AHERN See HE Pou’ YARDS, Weir POLK 1S SETTING: Wn 1 Q ALITTLE HOUR Ant vew THATS THe WEA 1S To Pur ALL © WANT } . THE BALL In THE HOLE . vo wey vv? on Yew aia THAT FLAG ON 1S Wwe Auk “THemte yo 1¥, Jes Wor THAT Ue — BALL & AgouT 150 GoW’ mister? 5 S TWAT \ PLAYING \ (cour ( \. gov! my WITH THE SMALLEST Hoeronn numgeR TROWES ' > Gos! ROLLED RIGHT wack ON THE GREEN ABouT | / Five FEET PROM } { THe Hove ! \ 1 m1S5E0 we!) Lemme TRY ANOTHER BALL mister ! \ LAST APPEARANCE (mars veo) + ee eof GOOD € Bum- SLOW MUSIC PROFEESON — Commies ‘oe peerrrs oor of \ semvices! Jeff Is a Res ourceful Little Duck At That, (Mur Pe } cAteMes TELUNG HES MARRIED Got 4 FAM GoTTP Hibe A KiDe Guce I Me me _ WATER NYMPHS TO SPLASH AT BIG CARNIVAL _ DOROTHY BURNS BY PAUL PURMAN Miss Fanny Durack, undis- puted all-around woman swim ming champion of the world, will face the hardest opposi tion she has ever been called on to meet at the international water carnival at Honolulu September. For th in e! swim for four from 50 from the short tances well over been seriousty K is a different different distance Has Best Chance Miss Olga Dorfner of Phila- delphia perhaps has the best chance to best the Australian water witch in the shorter dis. tances. She hae negotiated the 50-yard sprint in 29 seconds, tying Miss Durack's world rec ord for the distance. She also holds the American record for nd 160. rd sprints, the Jatter in 1:082-5, a trifle more th two seconds over Miss Durack's record Mixa Dorothy Burns of Los An-| Foe HIS GIRQ Ttar THE HOLE THAT'S Funny. Jere CAME IN HERE AND VET 2 CANT FIND wm. HE Ccomon't wre cre ese, You. Whe re Keer oF YeURS PIECE “ve woe “ot renee rear TRAP vou and t nD HAUE ESCAPED BY WAY oF THE Window THIS 1S The Fourth sraky es x / Results pitinuse in State Net Tourney Men's Singles w 2 beat Wada Doubles | ' Basebal I come oi 0 Durack b NATIONAL Miss Galligan to | records [she lery day | Her slow makes her | contender tances. has equaling Miss these distances young and is improvi distances nev close ove LEAGUE trudgeon crawl the most over the troke formidable longeg dis Have Some Job But a gla records show mermaids have hanc Her record for jtled by Miss onda; she seconds for 7 p over Mis that the t big \r Durack's \ American job on thelr | 50 yards has been Dorfner at record of 9 Bec 19 4-5 | a second fast jer than the best American record t “ | At 100 yards her record of 1.06 is elph ‘ as |23-6 seconds faster than Miss Dorf ury. Her yecord | of 2.57 for the 220 Is 37 seconds faster than the best American} |mark. She has covered the quar- | ter mile in 6:17; Mins Galligan’s | best time is 7:20, Her time for | the half mile and mile ts 12:52 and |26:08. Miss Galligan has never |done better than 16:15 and 31:18 wt | ne put col ner's fastest At At At Moston jadelph Oakland 4 ® Portland geles, an excellent awimmer, may chief rival in the middle distance Miss Durack's 200, 220 and 300. At Portiand 1 At Vernon 4 ALO Balt Lake dan Pra Ar Walter Johnston, former N. W. three-cushion billlard champ, tri d swims, and Miss Claire Galli: umphed over Chase Sible: present of 5 w Rochelle, New York,| champion, in their « yd block!) Me will challenge Miss Durack’s speed | last night at the Pope-Sibley par over the 440 an@ 80-yard and mile! lors, 56 to 60. \ LOS ANGRLES oughlin, tenni Maurice has be Aug. 9 star ing school at San Pedro. Gestadandel Pied ed AL Ulloa at Loita o ‘| 3401] auis’ jand a T \Pervan 1 on [ao] Ben YO) MIND HANDING ME MY UMBRELLA? iTS STARTED Rane “ no White Sox Must Begin to Work "NEW YORK. Aug on Barely ahead of tne parade, the White Sox must begin at once to pull out tearing battle of the American season Fast or (H.C. HAMILTON Y r suffe Ing baseball speed aveli will dig up in foreig formance Cleve battle Leon probably will have a big ef 1914 it wae Red 8S that the thru to The where t tion Hes Perritt piteh world's crushed ean now pennant Three Clevelan resultea from home runs them. Sother the Athl Sox. Four three in Nati have at wh ng, asonably nut, for the mes the clone © of Ge and to one } Fost lar re he mat in whe the Ca rung d-New ‘on leties te misplays White runs and a beating Seven hits were good for six runs victory iger shut-ou the Ali Winner of — | Feature coLv All copped the feature aoe a member of the naval train-!'The painter Gish tea aati: tal & CREMATION CO. drive was started, terday's MBUS. Grand if they get the same Istance from other clubs they win the pennant, game or so to spare. al league hed yme other scored in outpitched Sox National league. Suffer Consequence West Golf Meet Is On By Uniied CHICA \Cosrsten Is First---Mac By United Press Leased Wire PHILADELPHIA country always comes first result of a to the end A Play toda same . t i & hip of the They ne Alberm Allen Haight Lo r up Bastern stic H. Gains r the up Leaved Wire Four Our This comment Connie Mack with the ch they are now was the ¢ asso Wright Boston Island. inter of Rock today informa. new na. q ld set at rebuild the are on receipt o} with a tional naueht letics Pitchers Mac young nt with former onal amusement ther American to just be behind, so, Washington w York on the after the fintst on and Cleveland, tt in that Red Sox Det foreign Nore most 8 Iowa and ford, 1 Dewey uer, two sful men, his ase y Bate Witt have ed Noye 5 not uer of We ywood won defeating Earl jon and Sch of Ha opening round of the tournament A not ¢ whether Witt ker wil wn cert Portland Star Will I'winkle in Majors Wire 3 § Chartey Portland shortstop, will 4 to the Chic > Cubs to Walter Met of the Port! Clevelan vit 4, Barrieau Has Easy Time With Watson United Press Leased Wire OAKLAND, Aug. Frank rieaus hammered Watson will Er got was fat MeCarth old factor of de 1 fighting spirit the h able dashes. Fighting never has had any Red Sox when they the top. The per Foster in holding auger well for when backed by Ruth Holloc be deliver accord manager le deliver yer make any difference ave been to to he not | said BU Chicago's failure Reuther does Willie Hoppe and Johnny McCredie y boxed to a draw other with n to for m| PRICES SOARING a SKYWARD to go| thru hi able gely Ox were ly all Ww Everyb prices along But we > same seems to have gone crazy on boosting race seems a point today n point for specula ther Schupp Salloe Giant will ning game of the They completely Only a miracle club out of the announce that we price: There is another fact that is, if we } would be are going to re- established three years ago. uld not sight our doors to business today ompelled to pay four times the amount for the same service. We reduced the cost of Cremation from $50 to $20. We reduced all grades of Caskets from 100 per cent to 400 per cent. 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