The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 2, 1917, Page 7

some dough Pretty good, huh? 9 0 EEE "What are you doing, my pretty ir “Milking cow, you boob!” In it and spoiled altythe milk. the farmer didn’t care. Not ’ pretty chorus giris to emile wt by heck! ‘Man Goes to Bed in , Wrong House; Jugged CLEVELAND, Aug 2—W arden | . 4806 Buclid, enttered a house be thought was his own, be-| it was built precisely like his| and went to bed. The real @ener of the house was Mrs. Ger ' Crosier, 2427 Crosier court. Promptly had him arrested. | says that uniform architec-} ‘\eare tn houses doesn't appeal to any more. Chartes Lathrop Peck reported days ago that the war gar crops in the United States worth $350,000,000. They been when Charles Lath- made his figures pubitc, but! then our neighbor's chickens been in our garden and the is worth not more than $249,-( SECOND AT UNIVERSITY Pacific Co AUGUST CLEARANCE = WASHINGTON, Aug. Italy is displeased at her tallere to get from her allies, partic. America, supplies she needed, and which 8! claims would swerve the war ballance. Thies displeasure apparently has caused a delicate situation, upon which allied diploma: here are now laboring. For several days past the English, French and Russian ambassadors have consulted at length with the Italian envoys, evidently in an effort to as ge his feelings, The Italian viewpoint of recent days is known to be one bordering on resentment over the fact that her pleas for materials and money have gone virtually unheeded. Meantime Italian propaganda !s try- ing to force the United States to war on Austria, and has spread the/ word that Italy could win the war if she had coal, munitions and money for an Austrian offensive. Allied and American military men say, however, that Italy's situation la impossible’ from the military standpoint, and ald now would be only a drain on our resources. Moreover, they dispute the Italian claims that there {s sufficient ship- ping to handle Italian needs, {f there was an inclination to do 80. the Service or Phone Orders MAIN 7100 Style Coats Chambray at $15. 00 Dresses $9.95 Tis SeMbGaaten “avinoanty ate | somos trying to dissuade Italy from stand ing pat on her insistence that the ; | Formerly Selling at $22, | Designed for Street and After $1 Sicha stats declare war on Aus Rermecty Salling at $25, $25 and $28.75. noon Wear. Formerly Selling @ | tria, while, at the same time, they $27.50 and $29.50 —This group of Suits offers splendid values in novelty | and semi-tailored styles, and | they are in the season’s | best materials. The avail- are working out a solution of the supplies question at $12.50, $15 and $17.50. These are by far the cleverest Dresses we have shown this season. The materials are the best of the wash chambrays, and in the styles displayed are all of the smart novelty effects —Mid-season brings ex- treme Coat values in this particular offer — handsome | models in belted, semi- belted and blazer styles, made up in splendid qual Couldn't Sines at Night for Prayers FREEPORT, L. L, Aug. 2-—-Too able colors are Mustard, ity of Velours, Wool Jer- Sha bak much praying vient out loud gives Sea Sand, Rookie Brown, | seys, and sport models in o eu Ambrose Dunleavy no chance to hi Tan, Navy!Yo S iks—there’s a ‘The selection offers a great @| Sleep. Dunleavy lives next door to op agen, an, Navy ) Yo San silke—there ¢ | range of colorings, pleasing the negro church, and since the d some Biegy" and White | good range of colors for | pigids, emart stripes and checks $|church has started impassioned re Mecks. For clearance to-| selection. For clearance to- and many very handsome com vivalist meetings he bas written orro binations. Special to Police Chief Hanse, asking thal 2"... $15.00 2°"... $15.00 errs, $9.95 Fare mineral at seer myself nor my children are able to Third Floor. Third Floor —Third A Friday Special im Lingerie | Waists at $1.19 Floor. sleep,” he complained, —A fine Lawns and Voiles, frills, etc—you'll find them to be remarkable values. A FRIDAY SPECIAL AT..... Depositors First At this bank the safety of ‘oup of just twenty dozen fine, new Waists have just arrived. They are in and the models feature broad and medium collars, jabots, Lace and Embroidery Trimmed Brassieres An assortment of Brassieres in Columbia Yarns for Over- iday Specials in the oe, Seas Knitting Men's Department | our depositors’ money is “s These are the finest and soft- | jareand embroidery trimmed, in bur onsideratio: —Weeh evoagaied “gs sdexesivd ” cat Yarns made, and we have @ nee aerus ah ae, te ur first consideration : plain white, and a few stripe assortment of colors | Peete Wriday. ec esseees pd i 2 fo er und Red-Cross knit- . jatterns in Wesh Ties, 2 for = rand Red-Cro | Silk Gloves Pe Also our depositors have emernateO68 Shirts rders Taken for the Sleave- | —New completed stocks o ie loves in black or white; two- first call upon us for our Drawers in Balbriggan and mesh a Knit J for Army and | Glove double tipped, aptentia F see the o very rea- services and aecommoda- tions. weaves; small sizes only, and the regular 50c values; tomorrow 260 —Fibre Hose—The 19% sizes in a lot of mill trregulars in both black and white; they are the | values, priced from @Se to $1.50 the par. Prasor-Paterson, Firat Floor. ples. ponable. —Free Instructions are given tn | the Art Department in all kinds | of Knitting and Crocheting. er-Paterson, Second Floor. 3| Children’s Hats at Be a FIRST depositor. wier 360 values; a Fri Clearance Prices prenta! st 8% for ore | Pink Combination Former values of $1.00 and 5 rT 50 in Suromer i . —Soft Collars—iSe values in Garments 41 F N l | Men's and Boys’ soft collars in nen nn women’ irst Nationa | e do r values | omens plain white, tan and a few in 1 Secuheension Bults, fine pink _ an nce sises 39%, 13,. 15, 18% | batiste in Princess style, with PRE ETE OO Ba Clearing tomorrow et, | lace trim; —Fraser-Pa rom, First Floor. Socccccccccococescoccooocosesosoecooooeoosoe € + Be Seccceccccccccccs CHORUS GIRLS MILK COW, MAKE BREAD AND WEAR OVERALLS These two chorus girls smiled on Chauncey Wright, and asked for Wright produced and the giris made the bread pictured. | Fraser-Paterson Co. face wares? FOR MATERIALS FROM AMERICA ve | | By A STAR REPORTER Once upon a time, man years| ago, I fell in love with a chorus girl who was in the second row of & musical comedy company which wan touring the tank towns how I came to meet her.| way tank-town blade | aber I gave my Job at} | Baldwin's grocery store to follow her to the next t k town, and the | next, until we ca to ¥ ju where I went e The lady jilted me a travel ing salesman whose lir hab erdashery, He wore striped trous ers and a toupee, and was a demon women The expertence embittered me He Got Over It Yoars later, in a London music} hall, | saw Gaby Deslys cut ex-| | King Manuel dead, and I knew just| jhow he felt | I got over my infatuation, of course, and in due time married « lady of many virtues, among whict nbered fru r nse, These a | qualities in a journalist's wif | You may have noticed in me a jstrain of cynicism. That what jthe chorus girl did to me when |ehe threw me over for the haber-| |dishery salesman j -* © 1 The # agent for “Very Good | Eddie,” at the Metropolitan, boasted }to me that the c as girls with | his show were an exceptional lot.| Not only, said he, do they dance |eracefully and sing sweetly, but y aleo are skilled fn th mesticity. Chorus girls,” he said, “ma or men's wive | reat I laughed, remembering Ba jthe fickle hussy who left me stranded in Mattoon, Ii) | | Oh, That P. A.! | | “I have no doubt,” said 1, “that they know how to make fudge They can stew up nasty mesre over a gas jet in a hall bedroom. And they are adepts at ordering expensive suppers for boobs to pay| for.” ] “No, no!” cried the press =e wrong them. You su hem surface indications. Chorus lente are resourceful, adaptable and| courageous. They must be. They They fend for themselves. “If,” he went on, “we are reduced | |to such desperate straits by the war that all the men must fight and all the work must be done by | Women, a hundred thousand chorus | girls will answer the nation’s call, and in field and factory ant! hor | will perform the labor that be done.” “Bosh!” said I. | Whereupon the press agent tn-| troduced me to a bewildering num agent. | ber of chorus girls—and he whis-| pered something to them—and I smelled a rat—but they hurled me into a for-hire car outside the thea ter, and sat on me Baked Bread Tt was, I confess, rather pleasant, and it occurred to me that the} vixen who jilted me for the haber- | |dashery man was a pretty good| scout after all | We stopped at The Star office long enough to conscript the staff photographer. Then we went Chauncy Wright's bakery, where |the girls baked bread. Here's the picture to prove it | Next we streaked out Bothen| road, and stopped at a big farm house, and the girls explained to the bewildered but grinning farmer what they had come for. And he his head and said And the farmer and his wife sup-| plied them with overalls and rub ber boots, and they withdrew be hind a haystack. And when the reappeared, they looked like Maud ; Muller, who on a summer day jraked the meadow sweet with hay Milked a Cow | They shoveled grain into a sack just long enough for the photog rapher to take thetr picture. And they milked a cow The fact that they failed to milk the cow dry {s not important. Nor is 1t important that the cow put her foot in the pail, spoiling the milk When all this been accom plished, they gathered around mo and wanted to know if I would re tract the horrid things I had said jabout chorus girls | I went as far as I could, |that, as farmers, they ‘etn well. I sald sang and HOUSE DELAYS = <_< FREDERICK&NELSON | Autumn Suits Are Arriving YPICALLY attractive way of the mode in sketched. From left to pocke accompanies the coat arrivals which forecast the the three smart tailored models among the Autumn Suits right: numerous are : » E, Suit of Wool Gaberdine in Dark-Green, Brown or Wine, at $35.00 —the coat has inverted plait running the Three the thirty-seven-inch entire length at back black belt waist buckles The with ornament coat is lined to gray satin Suit of Navy-Blue Serge at $45.00 —the smartly-plaited coat is 39 inches long. The novelty belt, and collar are bound with tailor’s braid. A four-gore skirt, similarly trimmed, Suit of Navy-Blue Serge at $40.00 has coat 33 inches long, with gray satin lining. on belt, cuffs and saddle-bag pockets. Corkolin and Linoleum Rugs, at Reduced Prices CLI KRING of br ke Tailor’s braid is used for trimming Four-gore skirt with pockets. —fecond Floor. Hair Nets of the sorts that are as nearly ; ¥ invisible as can be, yet very effective in controllin - n lines in these sanitary, ; co rly jocks fe for kitchen and dining “Fashionette” Invisible Halr Nets room, brings unusual ng-opportunities as follows in cap or allover style, 15¢ each, Me 2 for 25¢. CORKOLIN RUGS LINOLEUM RUGS Kleanet invisible Hair Nets in % , : rf | _ large allover shape, 25¢. 11 Rugs, 6x9, reduced to| 6 Rugs, 6x9, reduced to Seif adnaeion aes Nets in cap a 5, style, 25¢ eac! ‘ $5.50. $5.50. | ‘Yankee Girl Hair Nets, in the ex- : 9 Rugs, 7-6x10-6, reduced | 9 Rugs, 7-6x10-6, reduced | peer rgd shape, 12% to $7.75. to $7.75. | “Carmen” Silk Invisible Hair Nets, Se each. 11 Rugs, 9x12, reduced to} 11 Rugs, 9x12, reduced oS eraetiet anaes ts ¢ $10.00. | to $10.00. or tying; 10¢ each, 3 for 25e. % —Second Floor. First Floor, (a Plaids and Stripes in es New Walking Boots, $6.00 Pair HE sketch new Boots. They are made of Russia calf in dark chocolate shade with cloth top in the same color— modeled on new low-heel last, with Goodyear welt sole. Sizes 2% to 7 widths A to D. Price $6.00 pair The same black glazed iskin vamp and light-gray cloth top is also priced at $6.00. shows the lines of these model, with kid Dr. Scholl's Corrective Appliances for the Feet demonstrated week t Salesroom being thi Basen Children’s Half-Hose, 25c HILDREN’S White are Half-hose with roll tops in various colorings, sizes 41%4 to 8%, 25¢ pair. —Base ment Salesroom. Silk- Top Union Suits, $1.00 OMEN'’S low neck, DRY BILL VOTE | WMESS.ts2es Suits of fine-ribbed cot MY WASHINGTON, Aug. 2—The ton, with pink silk top, drive to make the nation dry $1.00. is temporarily halted —Basement Salesroom Due to @ house decision to consider only war measures at aia this time, the prohibition | amendment—gssed by the sen- the amendment. The doubtful ate late y rday—will go states will be the center of a | over to December probably. | “It te likely that no action will heavy attack. “We will secure the adoption of be taken by the house before the |the prohibition amendment by the new congress convenes,” said Rep- resentative Webb, house dry lead- er, today. “When it comes up it overwhelmingly.” Drys in and out of co S8, however, are laying the ground-| |work now for pushing their fight will pass necessary number of states,” Dinwiddie, superintendent of Antt- {Saloon League of America, The three-story hous: at Second ave. and Bell st., BE. C sald FIRE ON BELL STREET frame apartment State organizations were notified | which Joe Klumph was found mur- today the campaign for ratification to put extra pressure into|dered July 2, of |stroyed by fire Thursday. was partially de-|that it has bee: New Autumn Silks At $1.65 Yard Bee TIFUL color-combinations are worked out in £ | the new plaid and stripe patterns on Satin, Taffeta 2 and Surah Silks. | Predominating in stripes are blue, green, gray, wis- | taria, ivory, ecru and rose—the plaids are on grounds | of Burgundy, navy, plum, marine-blue, brown, wistaria, green, black and white. A color range so diversified as | to provide for afternoon and evening frocks as well as for street wear. Thirty-six inches wide, $1.65 yard. " NEW STRIPED SATINS, $1.50 YARD * | Pleasing stripe effects on dark grounds, also light figured effects, for dresses and linings, 36 inches | wide, $1.50 yard. Basement Salesroom. | White Middy Suits, $1.75 cotton twill, sailor-c with — short Suit in ACTIC white two-piece ar model, sleeves and plain skirt. easily-laundered, and suit- wear as well to 42 Cool, able for general as Sizes 36 Price for outings $1.75. —Basement Salesroom Ivoroid Toilet Articles : Attractively Priced | Soap Boxes, 25¢. ] Clothes Brushes, " Pincushions, 25¢. $1.50 to $2.25. Trays, 25¢ to $1.65. Perfume Bottles, 65¢ ff 4 Combs, 25¢ to 85¢. $1.75. Powder Boxes, 25¢ to a Files, 25¢ to | $1.50. Fe ea ase | > ee utici¢e nives, $1. he cra, SOG" @ and 35¢. Hairnekebee. $1.00 Hand Mirrors, $2.00 " a i to $3.50. | to $4.00. a Salesroom. 4 | es e8 8 & : 3 N interesting assortment, | Jewelry including Bar Pins, 4 Novelties 10c Beauty Pins, Brooches and 7 other novelties, L0¢@ each. } Basement Salesroom, =< . Kindly Old Horse Woman Lawyer Sees 3 Acts as Incubator! World-Wide Polygamy ~ AVON, N. Y., Aug 2.—Hven SAN FRANCISCO, Aug. 2—The q Sergt. Thomas Demer, U, 8. A., was| suggestion that war's aftermath skeptical until he was actually would bring polygamy has general shown. Who, in their life before, ly caused much indignation among had ever heard of a horse which de-| feminists. ‘ lighted in hatching out egas by But Charlotte M. Jones) yor having those chicken seeds placed attorney of this city, predicts that in its man But John E. Wil- within the next ten years plural liams, a farmer of this village, has/ unions will not alone be sanction- just such a horse, and he claims/ed, but will be the means of estab- playing as an in-| lishing the supremacy of women iu 4 cubator for three years. governing the world. :