The Seattle Star Newspaper, July 16, 1917, Page 6

® OF Newsrarens Telearaph News Service of the United Press Association Matter i year $3.50 a a — - . + ° : y End A Happy Ending ; Every so often some sad-eyed theatrical critic lets out S@ wail over the fact that the public has lost its taste for ra i i Tis a decadent age,” writes his weeping pen, “an age Sof blatant business men and pampered women who refuse RO OOk life in the face. Because for the nonce they are well Med and well-clothed and reasonably content, they fancy the i¢ has disappeared from earth. Those few us by whom tic values are appreciated can but hope for a ure that mot demand invariably a happy ending.’ Or, poor benighted theatrical critic, that future will never t Your public is wiser than you. While you have been Ag Over the viewpoint of an outgrown past, your { been getting knowledge and what's even better, wis world of upstanding men and women is coming to know tragedy is, af all, only comedy in the making, that jehow things will shape themselves happily, that they must, they do. Euripides could have let out a terrific roar of tragedy over death of the hero who, tempted to slake his thirst at the bidden fountain, drinks—and dies. But somehow it's diffi for a modern to tear his hair and ery to the gods when hoid fever springs from a polluted well. Fate and tragedy "by the boards and the well is filled before heroes | to be tempted Insist, folk, on a happy « fear Your Fear An honest business man the other day said: “Oh, I it is a mighty rotten situation, and that half a dozen Men are milking the town, but what can I do? I don't dare ly anything.” SrA lawyer friend, after telling us of some miserable ju blunders, winds up by saying But don’t quote me have to make a living.” A young chap, who is physically brave and in go ih, said, “I'm scared half to death I'll be drafted.” Ministers who do not accept the political pronouncements brother pastors, say: “I want to preach Christ and Hi pified, but I don't dare.” Fear, fear, fear By, Now if the business man bucked the crooked game, and his fight he would make business for himself, for cus want to meet that sort of a man and deal with bim lawyer would be better off openly fighting venal ges than trying to pander to them ©The young chap has nothing to fear from the draft chances of death or disability are scarcely more than py “peaceful” trades, and his health is going to’ be conserved than it ever has been The preacher might fill his church with zealous believers he to preach as Christ did; oppose the established and te iniquities that his brethren excuse and defend _ And if their worst fears were realized, what of it? >) What profiteth it a man to gain the whole world and se his soul? |) How can any man expect happiness when he despises if, and you cannot alibi to your own soul, brother; it be done. any { a IRICHSTAG ISN’T altogether willing to dance to Billy Hohen- J tunes, according to late dispatches. Bill's recent “annexation” was awful music even for German politicians. IND, OF course, when the traction company treats franchi: as “scraps of paper,” the ultimate consumer gets it whe: wears her beads. Citizenship papers. By that time, you » even the kalser will abandoned that kultur obsession. It’s the bone of strife in the mill and shingle workers’ strike ) this state. And yet many of us had believed, with President Wilson, the eight-hour day was no longer even debatable. SOME ONE knocked a “hole” in Holiweg. refused to recognize the union of street car men. 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Mado tite, ‘Gn absolutely new principie—tar more just at iikag 09 foorouanty proved ite nearly 200, enaes that physic THIS BRINGS IT Box 9M—CIATHE BONS Ail parts of the world now recommend | 125 Kaat 28rd St, New York City Send me your Free Kook and Trial To Save You From Operation Ofter. ‘A rupture can't possibly Name ‘even be kept from growing wor! Protected against all strains tly kept from coming out. Just Address .... EDITORIALETTES | ecent. No Belt, No Leg-Straps, No Springs | STAR--MONDAY, JULY 16, 1917. PAGE 6 plidemiony f reenes PICKWICK PapePrs” |-aice i Werden, BY CHARL CHAPTER 1 Jhumanity and tntelligenc | The Pickwicklane yy HE first ray of Heht which tl lumines the public career of the immortal Pickwick ts de rived from the perusal of the fol lowing entry in the Transactions of the Pickwick club: 4 May 12, 18 h nigmer * Aiwiek Member 1b). The following res ation nanimously agreed to That t une n has heard read colin f unqualified Approval, the paper communicated by Sa Pickwick, Esq, G. CM PC. (General Chairman-—-Membe Pickwick club), entitled “Observe ry of Titu » f the ady product sat adverted=—n inwearted re 1 Pickwiek, Bea ey cannot but en nenae of the ines sefite which muat inevit arrying the specu learned man into « 1 T the view ton tation int r pe the aforesaid Samuel Pickwick, and thre ther | Ptckwiekians, hereinafter for forming the ¢ ponding elety of the Pickwick club 4 apr rward, from time thentleated accounts of * and investigations to lub, stationed in member for any upon the A casua observer, adds the sec etary whose notes we are | the fe nt rema ex traordinary in the and circular spectacles, which were tn. tently turned towards his (the se retary’s) face, during the of t above resolutions. To who knew that the gteantic of Pickwick was w g beneath that forehead the an in teresting « There « the man who had ast tated the sctentific world with bis Theory of Tittlebats. On bis right hand sat Mr. Trac Tupman—the too susceptible Tupman. On the left of his great ader sat the poetic Snodgrass, and near him the |sporting Winkle they decided to begin pursuit of knowledge in that place Ms. Pickwick and his three c pan # stationed themselves in the ont rank of the crowd and patiently awaited the commence at of the proceedings “Can anything be finer or more|one of the young ladies, a lady of! Vegetable Co: e. " MERR ORTMANN must wait till the end of the war to get Amer. Wliehifull” Mr. Pickwick inqutred | doubtful age, probably the aunt of| hope this le ‘ the aforesaid, and Mr. Tupman, as | fering womeg to try it of Mr. Winkle. | “Nothing,” replied that gentle. | man, who had had a short man brilliant sight,” said Mr. Snodgras in whose bosom a blaze of poetry |was rapidly bursting forth, “to see the gallant defenders of their coun fore its penceful citizens; their faces beaming-—-not with warlike |rolled slowly off the box, let down ld the carriage the soft light of | |ferocity, but wi -. i. D. IK.’ .". COLYUM Yet while giving this increased rvice and while striving by ev ery means to meet the last pos sible require ments of Its pa trons, this com pany finds {tseif jin serious difficulty to obtain the money necessary for all the im |provements and betterments it would like to make, Already heav. ‘| tly burdened by taxation, it is now |confronted, as are all taxpayers, with the great demands that must |be met to carry on the war.—From the Electrogram, published by the traction company. | see | Good slogans, like art, “happen,” | jas Whistler said. They are not! manufactured for a reward, even so large a reward as $650.—Chicago Tribune. Evidently the Tribune never jheard the slogan, “Seattle, Seaport of Success.” eee Somebody bas started a slogan “More sheep and more wool.” It's |too short. We suggest it be en | larged | More sheep and more wool, More sense and less bull We regret that we have only one picture of a bull to give. to our country. Just imagine that You see one right here on this spot The amendment providing that whisky may not be taken out of bond is virtually confiscation of property. If t does not confiscate it, it renders the property useless for two, five or ten years, whatever the period of the war will be. It will cause insolvenctes of banks and bonding companies totaling | $750,000,000.—From Senator Har. ‘ding's speech against the Cummins | amendment, ES DICKENS “What are they quired Mr, Plekwte BY LEWIS CARROLL ( Jdoor Invitingly open. Mr, Snod doing now?" ins grass and Mr. Winkle came up at k, adjusting his the moment spectacles Room for you all, gentlemen ‘I—I—rathor think, sald) Mr. | said the at man Two inelide Winkle, changing color—"l rather and one out, Joe, make room for think they're going to fire.” one of these gentlemen on the box ‘Nonsense said Mr, Pickwick, Now, sir, come along;" and the hastily stout ntleman extended bis arm, He had hardly uttered the word, and p 4 firet Mr. Piekwick, and when the whole halfdozen regi (then Mr. Snodgrass, into the ments leveled their muskets at the barouche by main foree, Mr. Pickwickians, and burst forth with| Winkle mounted to the box, the the most awful disc shook the earth te an elderly gentleman off hin | Well, gentlemen It was in this t to the same perch » Instantly id the stout you again harge that ever fat boy waddle » itm center, or/and fell fart a rying situation,’ man, “very glad to exposed to a galling fire of blank tho you mayn’t remember me. I cartridges, that Mr played the perfect felf-possension ¥ pensable accomp great mind. He se by the arm, and pla tween that gent! Snodgrass, earn h danger to be apy the firing But—but—suppo men should happe cartridges by mi. strated Mr. Win something whintle t now-—close to my ¢ “We had better on our faces, hada’t we?" sald fans came to number a Snodgrass Pickwick diss spent some ev'nins at your club coolness and lat winter—picked up my friend h are the indis- Mr. Tupman here this morning, and niments of a very glad I was to see him, My 1 Mr. Winkly | daughters, gentlemen, and that's cing himself be my sister, Miss Rachael Wardle san and Mr. and thts ts my friend Mr. Trundle atly besought And now you all know eath other to remember there was no let's be comfortable and happy, and yprehended from see what's going forward; that's what I say.” So the stout gentle ne some of the man put on his spectacles, and Mr n to have ball Pickwick pulled out bis glass, and stake,” remon- everybody stood up in the carriage kle I heard and looked over somebody else's hru the alr just shoulder at the evolutions of the ar military throw ourselves, Thus {t was that the Pickwick their Wardles friends the family f Man {fs but mortal; and there ts They all became instant admirers s point beyond whi ot extend him, so quickly, tnd: nm, until too late Pickwick we see you all pposite troops, who had | tomorrow Mr. Pickwick a few sec Most certainly,” replied Mr. mda before, were @rawn up to | Pickwick \ repel the mimic attack of the sham the address.” besteger and th waa that Mr. Pickw mpantons found “Hol! shouted tvancing | officers of the stat screamed the agit lane Hol!—ho!—hot!” ly. There was th of boots were ¢ Mr. Snodgra had each performe somerset with rem the firet obje: s of the latter a ir wider|of which had been taken out the | better to accommodate ft to the! crowded place, stood a stout old ition walt, a in corduroy breeches|me the Vegetable gentleman, and to pots, two ¢ the awkwardness of ;man, ax he shook way!” erted the Mine ch human cour. of the two oung Smily and Mins Inabe Mr. Pickwi thru his spectacles for an And so delighted was Mr. Wardle instant, and then fairly turned his back and trotted away, at as quick a rate as his legs would convey beginning on | eed, that he did Now, mind,” said the old gentle. their company that he Invited end a week with bim the morrow ands with Mr. Dingley Dell,” ickwick, consulting his 6 consequen ick and his two themselves m ween two lines raid the old gentle I don't let you off, mind. ra week; and undertake that everything worth see If you have come down for jonary one. a country life, come to me, and I'll to go to?’ |give you plenty of it.” ated Pickwick (Continued in Our Next Issue) ee TERRIBLY a violent the officers of mothered laugh; | Mr. Pickwick’s| ated in air | an 4 Mr. Winkle achable _aeaitty, Surgical Operation Thought on the Necessary, but Lydia E. st pulsory + Mr. Pickwick rose, and {n a few|ground was his ven Pinkham’s Vegetable Com- jelegant words accepted the duties|at some distance off, running after laid upon him and his three asso-|his own hat, which was gamboling | pound Saved Her. clates by the club which he himself | playfully away in perspective. | . jhad founded. | There was a fine gentle wind.) Madison, Wis.—"I wan a terrib! “There shall be not one day’s|and Mr. Pickwick’s bat rolled sick woman for over three year: |delay tn the commencement of this|sportively before it. Mr. Pickwick with jnoble work,” said Mr. Pickwick in| was about to give up the chase, | terrible pains tr jeonclusion. “Our journeying shall|when the hat was blown against and begin on the morrow.” |the wheel of a carriage. Mr. Pick about to And as it was then close to mid-| wick, pereetving his advantage, had S ‘ opera. | night, the club adjourned amid|darted forward, secured his prop} when al pause. d paused to take breath sald to t morning the four Pick-| when he heard his own name eager | fore hav-| |wickians started out, and as there|ly pronounced by Mr. Tupman, and at opera-| w to be a military review at/ looking upwards, he beheld a sight just try! Roe r, and Mr. Pickwick was/|which filled him with pleasure. | E. Pink an ardent admirer of the military,| In an open barouche, the horses Biham's Vegetable Compound.’ 80} VST lot the opera dm d bought nd, and yan and) young ladies in| tt has made me a well we Searfs and feathers, a young gen-|we have a lovely baby girl. We} tleman apparently easy and unconcern belonged to the family from the EIGHT-HOUR day looms up as the cause of several strikes *t#0ding on each of bis feet for the first moments of bis infancy. Fas-| quarter of an hour. jtened up behind the barouche was “It is indeed a noble and aja hamper of spacious dimensions. Pickwick—Pickw Tupman, “come ap Come algng, sir gentleman, “Joe! TACOMA STREET car traffic is tied up because Superintendent ‘TY drawn up in brililant array be-/he's gone to sleep again—Joe, let down the steps.” he will st During that AND E, G. Ames HL Dp Campbell F. B. Finley YOUR MONEY LEFT HERE For 28 years savers in this Association have received a maximum return upon their money. 5 ON SAVINGS | | % way | WASHINGTON SAVINGS | Raymond K Fras! enamoured of|cannot praise Lydia FE. Pinkham’s| ound enough ot Mrs. Ben ed an if he had/ jamin F. Blake, R. F. D. No. & 4 women {n this coun Mrs. Blake, have ra Lydia E. le Compoun¢ nd afiing wom. ee for yourself. © invited to write The fat doy] for free and helpful advice to Lydia] k Medicine Co. (confi ick.” sald Mr.| proven what wo here.” | Pinkham's Vege said the stout|can do for weak damn that boy, / eu TODAY hare in dividends from July 4. period we have never paid less than LOAN ASSOCIATION 810 SECOND AVENUE DIRECTORS Ivar Janson K. Struve Win. Thaanum Cc. B, Vilas ¥. W. Weat david Whitcomb Eugene B. Favre, Spokan L. 0. Janeck, North Yalein 16,000 Satisfied Savers M.A.GOTTSTEIN FURNITURE CO; SEATTLE’S POPULAR HOME FURNISHERS BUCK'S RANGES Second Ave., Between Pike and Pine ~ OSTERMOOR MA SPECIAL NOTICE! 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