The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 31, 1917, Page 4

Jo COLYUM LOOK HERE, “WHeG2e, THEY Tet t or scnire NonTHW M@ YOU HAVE BEEN GOING AROUND SwiPinG FLAGS 1917. PAGE 4 APLLAL LL LLL PPL LLL PRAIA PLL APDIP LALA 99 NEXT NOVEL | 66 “JANE EYRE” er BY CHARLOTTE BRONTE THATS NOTHING orid’s Greatest Love Story| % BY EDGAR ALLAN POE ? Oo GET @KCITED Overt Just A DAR nnn ter glloy yr! Ore THE aromas ILEs Of LITTLE JOKE, , ‘ Jone departed dis bere life.” oon be to de end, masa— 7 n country, Juativn ISOME OF OUR. PATRIOTIC You KNOW — aor bat ee one gst ir sl What in the name of heaven|o-2000h! Lor-gol-a-inarc whe CITIZENS, Just A LITTce . ¢ shall | do?” asked Legrand, weem-| in die b 1 chi ompe Joa teal endl age np aene y in the greatest distress. | ried Legrand, highly de mie and apparently with but Hetle trou Doi” seid 1, gied of an oppor Why taint noffin but « \ The iy the deak ble: axcending higher and bigher,| tunity to interpore a word ‘om 7 MinPrge f em = = | ONOrdert y fers ntil no te of his squat figure| 20W'—that's & fine fellow. It's) somevoly lin lone gobb é - 3 jthar tw room, Puck could be ob'alned thru the dense! setting late, and, besides, you re peti re a le meat ss , 1 or cliage which enveloped it, Pres.| member your promise Re on sou aap very all ; urp us Incomes us ay) ALSO NUDE ently Mis Vole Was heard In a sort) “Jupiter,” cried he, without beed:) oA Oe es tne Wee i ; | ‘The stork visited the home of halle, ing me in the least, “do you hear) on Ot it on? Can ‘we, with an income tax and a tax on surplus profits, vy and Mra. Nude Gilpate and How much fadder is got for go?’ | me" Sure neff, massa; mus look. Taise enough money to pay for this war as we go along? {brought them a fine boy.—-Stam How high up are you?” asked) y Massa Will, hear you ebber| wi aig berry « ious sarcum ae Pak : " . ported for 1915 ane Ebber vo fu eplie . : ry m ell, the big nail in de i a Take the American incomes as reported for 1915 and if! Qu jame + il bide oe : Cup, Teplied {he NORTO: | ue knife, and see ff you thikly on to de tree 4 ), con see de sky fru de top ob de i we did no more than begin with a tax on those of $10,000, in-' povement. She had a new dress oe it very rotten.” ‘Well, now, Jupiter, do exactly ae imme the rate to 100 per cent on all surplus incomes over! made the other day on the patte N th but at! “Him rotten, massa, sure nuff,”|1 tell you--do you hear . ® d. When grandfather bf Sag aa Bh ca 0 ga Read TP en a few mo! “Yer, Maswa.” $150,000, we should raise $1,200,000,000. ister used end to ut 1 vay. Look down! replied the negro, in 4 * Since 1915 the big incor have soared out of sight came home and saw grandmother ‘ip the trank and count the limbs be: ments, “but not so berry rotten as| “Pay attention, then—find the left im re ee a . h ta tho dress for the first time, he low you on this side. How many mought be, Mought venture out eye of the sku The net profits of the Armour Packing Co. rose between) snanked her and sent her to bed |}-——Sema en Ue itt tet sg as od? many ieetle way pon de iimb by myself Hum! hoo! dat's good! why dey 9913 and 1916 from $6,000,000 to $20,000,000; the net profits| without her supper.—Annie K WELL, WELL, LISTEN —— — a imbs have you passed Penal belt dla ao ays Saal ah of the Bethlel Steel ¢ ration rose from $5,000,000. to #0! 6 TO THIS: “JOS WHSEZE, THE MERRYMAKGR, WAS One, two, tree, four, fhe—1 done! “in ounseiti—what do you) “Curse your stupidity! Do fou the Bethlehem Stee wrpora s a FOUND THIS PORENOOHY ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF vase fibe big limb, massa, pon dis r aeere - . know your right hand from you 000,000 ; DuPowt Powder Co. from $4,000,000 to $82,000, itnay persons think that because || ee iy AN UNCONSCIOUS CONDITION. AT THE HOSPITAL ‘ae | mean” know n ral Leather Co. from $4,000,000 to $15,000,000; United Fruit! make a garden of the ordinary | JUSTA CrtTce JoKe’, AND TH THEN LAPSED INTO Samie In a few minutes the volce wan berry hebby bus. |S pose | rep dat—'tis my lef hand what I chops "3 3 > 1 aga announcing tha , jo « n en de limb bys PC. from $5,000,000 to $11,000,000; United States Steel Cor-| type, but they ean raise much va! IesteRc, tORe ae’ er th timp rab ‘attaine oe ron ¢ break wid Just de welght ob|4¢ wood widt” left-hand- Poration from $81,000,000 to $271,000,000 {uable food, For instance, corn can | MYSTERY SOR Now, Jup,” erled Legrand, evi- one nigger.” id y Reersaddeitrap drei. Saga we ie oing even better than|0@ Palsed in window boxes, and |ROUNDS dently much exel 1 want you You infernal scoundrel!” cried |¢d: and your left eye is on th « n ch of these concerns is now doing even better tha res four lett hack. Nees t ae & thus food not only ts provided, bu ; : , r uch relieved, #ide as your H tn 191 to work your way oat upon that Legrand, appareatiy much reli ou can find the left eye of the a } eee the Sere eee, eens limb ax iar as you can, {If you see, “what do you mean by telling me Poe YO ao one mere ee lett A One of the richest beneficiaries of these fits.) eight shade is furnished and the nything strange lel me know.’ such nonsense as that? As sure peo ag) the = os ban tous eee Whose income from but one of his enterprises i re than) fat is kept cool time what little doubt as you drop that beetle 1’ break © Frond wes 6 ie ee 4 one miei It the government! ,.it. ts estimated that there are I have entertained of my| your neck. Look here, Jupiter, do te $30,000 a day id recently tha ' 900.000 Bhan length the negro asked Idd stey in t the tid He ai not know what hich t Cer cr = wanet 1 poor frien insanity was jut you hear me?’ - In a eye of de skull pon de Eta cng. ete 7 : NA lhe nan ecg th Weg AS vexi-alioe finally at rest. 1 had no alterna Yes, massa, needn't hollo at ; 4 ‘ j “ na " same te an de lef hand of de i to with the ocean of money that is rushing in upon him. enough corn raised to neep tne City tive but to conclude bim stricken w nigger dat style. cull too ped Pr skull aint got Second, if we co te to issue bond pay for the war, !® roasting cars for 9 days with Junacy, and 1 became sert-| “Well! now listen!—if you will/#KuN too’ ne usbbee Will not check this perilous process but only boost it hours and 14 minutes | ously anxious about ¢ him| venture out on the Nmb as far ag /not a bit of « hand at all oneness he bonds ultimately will find their AY N home, While 1 was pond you think safe, and not let KO the) Pe ee et mua do wid it?” The bulk of the bonds ultimately will fine cir wa RORSSETY / Fonat Wha Baal te be’ dade, beetle, I'll make you a present of : t b ine ° 6 a Let the bee frop thru it, as p the hands of the rich and well-to-d TTC: SitETESt WIE uacoee alee auras with pone taew et tai voice was again beard a silver dollar as soon as you et ; the atring will reach—ball 1 o ar as e 8 fd to them out of the earnings of those that have nojihe pacior wh me : Mow fe for to venture pon! down.” sence mt let go of your os y but must labor for their daily bread. They will be | must ne he yp eiegg itd BB we Pog @is iasb berry far—'the dead iimb| “I'm Ewine Massa Will teed 3 be oar bal and f » “ah » of re | 7 8 4 putty much all de way is,” replied the negro, very promp' one, ae x lled upon to pay most of it in the shape of indirect taxa-| rie record FOR ACROBATIC Did you say it was a dead Iimb,| ly—"mos out to the end now oo ats ‘dat pene ro seo Sabo | atto OSCULATION Jupiter?’ erled Legrand, in al Out toe and" here weet! rg Cb Sock cal tor Aan tame ig Continued bond issues, therefore, will add greatly to the| gne turned to kiss her hand an¢ i" ring voice. screamed Legrand; “do you say) pt “ i ge : y t , fis ‘ le] y 4 of that) below Ost of living, already almost unendurable d will help along he kissed hia bac the first time y masen, him dead as 4 rou are out to the end o | (con e sext ‘Ieoun } } in o matter of some five and thirt — — _ — | do nail~ don pup for _nartain iitmb a nM ewine BE flood of wealth now running into the hands © S0W ea that kta dicate hed es ce Bw TE : bent.—Kansas City, Mo. Times lu. § . Mission to | anlar The bond method will remove from the rich and well o's R ____ CORNS © the only opportunity they naturally have to bear their Magient's most famor ire Aid New ussia |) ~~] EXCURSION | 4 f ws | foo bad that © never Ft of the burdens of the war a h tried hls hand at settling the trish | MORE fi. cl chloride of lime, in a rather large ‘iia result from abuse of the| _ Mark this well—IT IS NO SACRIFICE TO INVEST | ouestion Dear Mies Grey:—in answer to feet. They are horny layers ce FARES 3 NE z J skin cause ny oT COvnENmaN: BONDS ne | pre baked Baler nos! aeidalag 0 4 box and pour into the mixture some combined — pres PER CENT. | Barbers in Seattle raised the illmannered?” Mise Grey, | find and pour into the “a TOT EEA ; oe price of a shave to 20 conte. If that there is another portion of that Su!phuric acid and close up the box sure and friction. | Universal service, universal sacrifice universal obligation. | < de Addity airtight “én: nételile tnd Loose, !1!-fitting | the barbers aren't careful the mar letter that needs answering much early @ g' ve | Ss cyt ifn maa Will be Ine thelr more than the statement. stated leave for a day, she will find that shoes that chate |} Round Trip to the Middle West wives to the barber college bovs. That is the statement, as the box will have the odor of fresh- the feet are just || and Eastern States and Canada, yur 1, 00 Pou nds of Bread one you put It, as to there being a low. ett pine lumber when opened. If as likely to cnet Commencing June 20 "tye z an tight We met an esterday who er type and a higher type— one trial does not completely ren- | coms a8 : j sila ik MAT) ootites to aie cine Tower type, being naturally ovate it, repcat the dose, as it is a lshoes that press and bind. Stock Northern Pacific Biepesking about that 1,400 pounds of bread that goes /itty ora tax bill congress. panned |the working man, and the higher eure cure and there is no danger. juke that crumple and roll into the garbage ans of Seattle homes each day nd that he wouldn't complain, no class the man of ieicure. Weren't WELL-WISHER, | ridges are also to blame at times Railway “Well.” said a good woman, “I! suppose most that matter where the taxes rere all men created equal? Should po. A.—Thauk you. This hint ts as The person oh, bow bo Meirope’ from good residence districts. where the people are) placed. He lives in Buenos Aires ravings ft Ae one a eke worth remembering part leapt apices tom api DAILY THROUGH TRAINS 5 ” ' two ie! jetive © ! ws i D pay for all the bread they choose to buy. | cause we take the harder side of WHALE RECIPE vothered with corns. The toe of |] To Minneapolis, St. Paul, Chi- missed the pint. hi but by necessit: the shoe should be broad and the | cago, St. Louls. Best of Equip- ei i AMA 0 Glan Saat We DOTTIE A lek ten ick nee | hould give the toes free play Fast Schedules, Perfect No food, today, belongs to any person, even if he pays) Editor Ss Mail is that @ sign that we have to be! about whale steak and how good it) -_ ince eed not be square toed. | <a Dining Car Service it three times over, which he or those dependent on} |classed as the lower type? | is, etc.; but no directions have been an ® 4 ctually "AN that he tt ; kk What would this nation do, if It' given for preparing it. They say To cure a corn, the heavy tissues VISIT do not actually eat. All that he throws away is ta en| STONE WAS RIGHT con't for the laboring lacs? Asi‘ fe’ tine tants of thn oer okie. thaesd Se wott lly from the mouths of hungry babies in Belgium; of] Editor The Star: Read in The het an the truth of God is concerned, the same; but | find from experi-| ened by soaking in hot water for YELLOWSTONE er-nourished men and women in the blockaded countries Star of Senator Stone's speech the ones who de a @: honest 1a ence that it cannot be cooked like! a half hour or so. This softens the {about the commission men allow: jing the fruit end vegetables to de leay on the ground, 90 #4 to keep} our surphis will not the prices My husband wae| ‘bor are considered the higher class, not in the sense of financial stand. ing, but in the sense of right think ing and right living, urope; of soldiers jighting for the world’s freedon it also helps to keep up high costs here fo matter how rigidly we save, up. th for them! But that 1400 pounds of bread a day North to & man—rancher, {rot | standard obtained. uld hel North Yakima—who told him that) 1am what you would call a high - 3 i b H hile , the commission men had ddéne class working girl, but, in all my Buy all the bread you will eat, but don’t buy more than | over the Yakima valley last|optice experience, I ean say that ou to the last crust. Leave the rest "'s fOod-supply, where those others can buy it We are not hungry. THEY ARE War of Beans Mother, «maybe you're not raising your boy , but are you raising him to be a beaner will actually eat, in}fall; had bought five acres from/the working man is the more r him and let them rot specttul of the two classes, and the | So [ believe that Senator Stone | higher type, as you clase it, is the was right, tho 1 do not agree Wilh | most dishonest, disrespectful and bis war policies. MRS. RM pollehed type of the two. | — Now, in answer to the first ques How I do agree |tion. It is getting so that whatever with your editorial, “Shall We Feed|a working girl woo't take, and take Our Enemy?” in Monday's Star. — | honestly, will not come to her from Of course we cannet respect the |foek. ts y. let the leisure class stay of any country, even ff | off of the care Curing working hours Editor The Star neutrality school children of the Pacific Coast region are being they do not take up arms agaloet/and they won't get their toes iO grow at least one pound of war beans per in oe Mr ee te age |b soa om oF shoved he éne side ittl 3 littl orkee: i J © our enemy, b a8 | by a socalled working girl, or lowe A little land. a little labor, a little worker, a little | giogether a different matter wher | type And | would eay ditto to the Small business! Germany did not respect our nev |man of today. Stop pushing, and Small business? An average of one pound of beans, trality when we were shipping food | we'll do the same. Make it a joy ew American school boy -and girl would mean ore munitions to thetr enem * to come ho with the most soft 0,000 i e h h a ag tht $ ¢ { Aad e we had a perfe Tigh! to |hearted, respectable, home-doving U pounds of the best sort of human fooc A ne cane with whom we pleased | peopte, the working class. Congrat the accommodating disposition of the bean He So let us put an embargo on al!julate yourself that you can keep grow and produce his kind in almost any soil, under feed stuffs to all countries who de ay from the enubby. disrespect- ‘ re : not immediately come to time and |ful, sluggish type, the higher type. os Ww ninimum =o} | B any condition, with the minimum of care stop dealing with our enemies JUST 18, BUT NOT A FOOL This is more nearly a war of beans than of bullets,|” O¢ course, if the war continues vet CLEANS ICE BOX Dear Cynthia Grey: “Housewife” asks for a disinfectant for ice box. if she will procure a email quan.| tity of pine tar and stir into it some how, as the greatest of soldiers do freely lare Hong, many men, women and ebi dren in those small, dentely pone Beriin lated Kuropean nations may starve but if it becomes necessary for us to starve them ali to death to bee! the Gern let us do tt It would be so different in pr A NEW American tourist rush to Europe is about to begin a 0 please copy. HERE'S A seed to plant in your dome: We're in to win and we're to win. | lyour lofty sent TID’ FOR FEET, = or Tired Feet, Sore Feet, Tender, Aching, Swol save ert len Calloused Feet and Painful Corns in ciple from Germany's “new ~~ | dangerous doctrine of necessity,” | and so much more humane thaw} their submarine war, aud one of ihe} ‘cardinal principles for which we! jare fighting is humanity I hope you will be #0 pleased yc this will publish appreciation f nts in your paper. | Wash It ta perfectly above writer fails! absolutely neces The United States When it was nt ITOR'S NOT lis at war today peace it claimed as a neutral the ung man, T like jright to sell iis commodities to| ene ne, ae whosoever would bay the same,} in bri not, of course, denying the right e the Of a balllanrest: obvatey. ta ectasl| 201 neue th aene will also bring my daughter contraband ships and cargoes roper warning. And today the United States does | |not deny the right of any rer | country to sell to whomsoever after|| you give us both for Saturday Remarks of thia nature are not infrequently heard in our offic Salaried people, business im and women, the class that FEEL the excessive high prices for ev erything the most, are GLAD that they tried our servic We want YOUR busl “Can't beat ‘Tiz’ for aching, swollen feet ne United States has a right! sell to refuse to to any country! #iness only which might aid the enemy, Ger Soslkean we ahene many had a right to sell us, when that » to serve ou |we were neutral, any commoditie WELL. that we might have resold to th oY Be a ° , that we might have resold to the : BAM ALT allies. The allies had a right to sell we will he is anything that we might have re coming WHEN WILL ‘sold to the Germans thru the mer cha ibmarines | r believes there should be 0 against the shipment of! \foodstuffs io neutral nations who would resell to Germany. We are Second and Spring a bell! nt nation today. The Where the Palace Hip Is fore our commercial relations with! jsuch countries as Sweden, Norway jete., inust necessarily be somewhat | different than when we were a, go eke eeeee pean neneeees Bese ESET EVENTS CPORES neutral nation. Then we were no: dust take your shoes off and then | Your feet will dance with joy; alvolconcerned with what those nation it those weary, shoe-crinkled, you will find all pain gone fromdid with the supplies they bought hing, burning, corn-pestered, bun corns, callouses and budions. here. Now we are concerned r tortured feet of yours in a “Tis There's nothing Mike “Tiz." It's) @ych so. We do not want to feed hb. Your toes will wriggle with ihe only remedy that draws out ania enemy + they'll look up at you and the potsonous exudations which puff Sweden, have Norway, ete. a orture, right to sell Germany all they can Get a 25-cent box of “Tin” at any|{t t* their neutral right. But cer. When your feet feel like lumps drug or department store-—don't|tainly it is not their neutral rieht| lead—all Ured out—jnst try wait. Ah! how giad your feet ge: to expect us-— a country at war—to Ive grand~ slorious, how comfortable your shoes feel. bhelp them sell stuff to Germany, Hmost talk, and then they'll take up your feet and cause foot other dive in that “Ti” bash. i t's the highest! fit | { | i | considerable in my time. | have| \4,. es |gone with girls of many types sng| Man Raises ae ae dispositions, and am of the same Chief of Police McRae, of Van opinion as this “Boy of 19." tn fact, couver, has asked Seattle authort xX) I 1 tons some girls have gone so far as to in-\ ties to look ont for a man who has} 7 | home once in a while is the kind | Will Thomas Lacey write to his have been looking for. She certain- sy ” a ly has the right idea, M,C. C Wine war eskine tatty asec | Spectacular and thrilling fire dive; swimming mee Ginn. We Wan Evink te Rémtun fe and diving feats by Prof. Hemen, instructor Pay for the Liberty fighters; || cently, but letters addressed to in aquatic exercises and sports at the Crystal é buy a Liberty Bond. him have been returned. The sis: | Pool. With many added improvements’ and ior nneae| ter lives in Kent new features, the Crystal Pool is more than ever a water palace of which Seattle may be NW. CROPS TO BE BIG proud p4 By Calted on Dene Wire S {| ST. PAUL, May 31—Crop condi SEE THE SUBMARINE ATTACK tions are the best in years today jfollowing a 24-hour rain. thruow . s TO J pe Sta natee Re ek rtc ene} most of the Northwest, Minnesota, Second Avenue at Lenora St. Lundberg | Mtupture support.. Welthe Dakotas, Montana, Wisconsin || — g, ive free trial to prove ite superior [and lowa. report. sowkine vaina pitts ey learn laa pasike reaching as much as two inches in i a ali Peplepety surface of the corn, which can then be scraped away to the level of the surrounding skin. NATIONAL PARK 1 EN ROUTE. beef without first soaking it in well salted water 2), of 3 hours. or over, night is better, Then it can be cooked either ffied or In stew, an Never cut a corn with a rusty | ei for chill con carne it is fin razor. The corn is like! elle TH, tam sending the recipe for the) come infected. Use an instrament | limite, S: benefit of your reader . call carefully sterilized, If the corn is | inflamed, the feet should be treat- | the steak in well cance] crTy TICKET water 3 hours; wash well in clear! ec with a cold water application |} OFICE cold water, then wipe dry. Put ‘4! for a few hours before removal of Smith = Yesler and Sacre’ Phone El A. Tinling, A. G. ¥, . MeMatien, © teacup of good cooking ol! or lard in frying pan and slice 2 good-sized | onions in the fat. When brown put | the steak in and brown well on both | sides. Put two or three cups of boil. ing water over it and let it simmer for 2), of 3 hours. Add water as| evaporates, You cannot hurry whale steak, but cook it long and slow. When cooked this way you | cannot tell it from beef steak A READER, | 1 am very much obliged to A Reader,” as these directions very much in demand the corn. This will and congestion. After top of the corn has been scraped away the part should be, |painted with a saturated solution | ef salicylic acid in collodion, This lis the base of most corn salves |The acid softens and destroys the horny tissue. After the acid has been appited the corn should be covered with plaster wool or felt over the relieve pain | a 6580. | © you bought ¥ Liberty Bondt narrow strips of adhesive leather, be A you. Shields of should then placed | plaster to prevent undue pressure. WOULD MEET MEN | HEALTH QUESTIONS AN- Dear Miss Grey: May | add just) SWERED a word in this discussion which h: J. L, K.: “What are the symp- | % . been taking place thru your col tems of shingles? What is the | et ws tae ee umn? | am employed in an office! treatment?” Beas i 8d of the best type in the city. Net| Small blisters situated along the nae perce " one of the dozen or 15 men is single, | course of a nerve, preceded and tary d for that reason—by our present |uccompanied by neuralgic pain. | Helt o failed tion f Or, Macy, Epi 811% Second indarde—ie not eligible for the | friendship of a young woman. | 1 number among my girl friends! some of the finest young women— girls of high standards, bright,! good company, the kind of girls one, would naturally think the rising young men of today would seek ovt. And yet we are all classed together. We do not have the opportunity to meet these same men. | I have neither father nor brothers; President Wilson has appointed | to introduce mi 1 have no home these seven men to go to Russia | in which to entertain the young|and help put the new government men | do know, What are we to dojon a firm commercial basis. They ‘Treatment consists of local appli cations to relieve the pain andj tonic measures, to remedy this condition? | have are: Top, Elihu Root, chairman; tried to find some way out, but injtoy to bottom, left, Charles R. vain, and | am on the verge of Crane, former minister to China; | saying “Yes” to a young man who|Cyrus H. McCormick, wealthy man- | has been more than faithful to me ufacturer; Dr. John R. Mott, Y y for three years, a man whom | know|M. ©. A. leader; right, Charles Ed-| Che Seattle Natatorium Company 1 do not love as | want to love the ward Rossell, spectal writer for Announces man who is my husband {th Is there no way to meet these tion, of which The Star is a mem men? Not alone with an idea of ber: James Duncan, vice president marriage, but rather because a nor. of the American Federation of La mal man or woman craves the com. bor; §. R. Bertron, New York panionship of other men and wom. bunker. Articles by Russell, ap en. “ONLY A GIRL.” [pointed because he is one of the! Heading economists of the country, | HE'S LOOKING FOR HER {have been appearing in The Star! Dear Miss Grey: | am a young/ tor some time. man of 22, and have been around Newspaper Enterprise assoc! At the Crystal Pool he First of a Series of Diving and Swimming mec yh | $10 Bills! vite me to take them to a show aft. leon raising the denomination of er | had taken them once or twice |i ‘lls in Canadian cities. He suc Th d E , T : A already that week, eesfully raised a Molson's bank ursday Lvening ( ong t The young lady of 19, who signs her letter “A Girl” and takes picas. ure in spending a quiet evening at MM from $10 to $100, 8:30 o’Clock SISTER WANTS WORD (SWIMMING AS USUAL) u UAT whiré Ave some sections,