The Seattle Star Newspaper, March 22, 1917, Page 4

Entered at Beattie, ¥ By mall, out of city, one year By Bread or Bullets? The United States would have choice of one of two ways of making war with Germany. ; One way would be by direct attack. This would mean formal alli- ance with the entente powers, and the sending of warships and armies to Europe. The sending of warships would be easy, for obvious reasons, The Sending of big armies would not be an impossibility. England has sent mil- lions of men across the channel and Canada has sent some 400,000 across the ocean, without the loss ofa soldier, so far as is known; and, with what the United States navy could add to the guard of sea lanes, there would be few losses, regardless of Germany's increase in submarines, The second way would be very largely defensive. Having prepared proper protection for our coast, our resources could be devoted to feeding and otherwise supplying the entente powers which are directly engaged in Starvation is a brutal, ugly, barbaric, altogether miserable policy, in war or in peace, in respect of Germans or of Englishmen. If the United States en- gages in it, it will not be because it wants to but because it has to. ae In case of war, it will be remarkable if we do not have two war parties in this country—one composed of navy boards, army boards, all the uni- formed who are ambitious for adventure and promotion and all the gun and powder makers; the. other composed of people who would wage war at the least cost of American lives. We could put armies in Europe, or we could put bread in Europe. Quo vadis? “New Philippine Congress Works,” is a newspaper | _ headline. Looks as if we could learn something about | _ government from our Little Brown Brothers. New Yorker has invented a noiseless shears for >. _ barbers. There have been times when we regarded the | shears’ noise as a blessing. } ‘ j Of Uncle Sam's 20,000 petty naval officers, 17,868 | _ are native Americans and 1,758 Irish or Scandinavian | COL UM | born. AIN'T WAR HELL? engines : It fe rumored that National | ’ . om ao of Rah, Rah, Red, White and Blue as How the kaiser, bearing the weight of his sins, must | ot it. will request Seattle rew| envy Atlas, who only had to carry the earth! fuataain te Cohen pecving German! . -—— pot roast in case war is declared. | Lovers are never tired of each other—they always cae speak of themselves.—La Rochefoucauld. | ON SECOND AVENOO aan — Reenter Hi-diddle-diddle, | The cat and the fiddle, | The cow jumped over the moon, And when she looked back | To where autos track, She hadn't jumped any too soon cee “LISTEN TO THE LEADER | Tf you love good music, come and hear your favorite airs on the Columbia Grafonota Dr. J. 8 Thomas says that one we pulled about, the books heing paid for next year was true to iife You, too, Brutus? | "Bout time for some actress | to have her potato tolen. oe This is the Cabinet Columbia we are offering with 12 selec- tions, of your own choice, on Terms of $1.50 a Week No, all things are not what they seem and many illusions Kk |for many a woman wears marten” furs when every one knows they are skunk ee Having seen by the paper where SPRING te here, we take our pen Jin hand and | | The flowers are blooming o'er the } And be eads switch to B.V D.‘s | Which always means more quinine pills, | Hot lemonade an doctors’ bills. “Just press the button and the record rotls out The kalser is a better sport than t Chief Carra He did not The Leader, with push button cabinet, os corre’ scones ein tt ee totes sam poe betees covier’. 22, $69.30 to borrow "money "from thi cour The Leader, with regular record cabinet $79.30 bea 4 12 selections ° x? “ee : ce of oak, mahogany or walnut cabinet Fifty editors will sit In the J ae ee ee : next congre They ought to bi ible to “blue-pencil” a lot of C/ guceessors fo. Lilerelalhing|tachine stuff that won't pass muster Third & Universi It ia not so necessery that there be a bi-partisan organization congress as that it shall be made up of true-blue Americans. ee NOT FAR WRONG AT THAT EDWARDS FOR COLLECTOR OF INFERNAL REVENUE —A recent headline. | eee | SPEAKING OF SETTLEMENT WORKERS, THE MOST ENTER RISING ONES WE KNOW ARE THE BILL COLL TORS. | Ford Tractor |) cree te onus WE SPECIALIZE IN And advise immediate commitment at present low prices, The jron thunderstorm from the opry farm tractor industry threatens to become as profitable as the to mend a leak in roof i automobile industry, and undoubtedly fortunes will be made from knowed, and he will please return small investments in successful concerns. a on ae, THE FORD TRACTOR COMPANY, INC., is among the leading ing next manufacturers of far tors, The FORD fe %, and Is nov din 37 states and another show is com eek. If the thunder. storm is not returned by Satirday i t isis countrie of vin hand. Factory | night, sald thief will be persecuted working night petent ma and strong ai to the full extent of the law.—Hop oerere. pertown tte THE FORD TRACTOR COMPANY, INC., has no connection with “ee the Ford Motor Company or any other automobile or tractor come, ‘ : JOING famous FORD TRAC DRY sUT CONGRESS $50 to $5,000 invested now in shares of this company should show COULDN'T BE ANY DRIDR You m substantial profit through advance in price during the next THAN IT 18. | few weeks, with every assurance of tremendous returns through a th ead large and frequent advanc : Titus A. Orumm, one of our col-| STOCK WILL ADVANCE In price within the next few days. If yum heroes, went to a golden wed- You act quickly you may buy stock in this company at an inside i figure, The pr quotation will prevail for oni short | |9ing, which wae being celebrated and advance heavily by two old friends of his the other nt, call at our office | [evening As a gift, he took them for full particulars, othe below and mall t te nl | for Mustrated folders, py and full particu: | |@ nice @oldfish. Jars. Do not delay, but fi low and mail it imme Yt diately | Dear FE. D, K Tam sending you WM. J. WILSON & COMPANY |a little unoriginal poem of mine: | MAi-047 With Ave, New York Jack Spratt lost all his fat; asks His wife, also, grew lean; The higher cost of living Sure kept their patter clean! —James C “*e Please send me folders, photor end full information re riding an investment in THE RACTOR COMPANY, Ine, € thoroughly satisfied that thin. will profitable invest ment, J might invest $ obligation on my part, all details, bank and e an We hesitate to imagine the re sult should Seattle return to the jg004d old daya when the faithful; pajd their pastor with the goods they dealt in! ° ~ while. i i 3 Su me we do,” ry that on scrap would be with fighting Germany. f ; 2 , MRS BENT B.LINDSE: Pi we 4 eahoek, de) aa er Mey woes te i To starve England is Germany's present main Mey ‘ae oa road ast We will call at Harry Tent-| Satt’s ti a nkled into a ig re are ness i ‘ » hellicere tae ave here at 3 eadlock, the sole issue DENVER, March Denver!son‘s hotel. If anybody has any |°reus grin ‘ou kicked up i oO é war seems to lie between the ‘sts . ts “ produced by “The F t and the|quiet and orderl plac The| he sharp crack o| ut i te a »” of Eno Jungle” when a play, written by iloruine are in town We'll start | off the words; @ bullet tore acrons There must be a strict ob- } Starving out” of England. . ' Judge and Mrs, Ben Lindsey is pro-| out and find somebody.” de Spain's neck, crashed througt * 1 health It is not so much a powder fight as a bread fight, and Uncle Sam may Gases at the Deahaie, the adel ofl rene 1" hy Latever, da|# mahogany pilaster back of the | servance of simple hea fa i : : 4 »i cide Tec y . March 2! | Sp. nto the lobby of | bar, and em ded itself in the] save his powder by firing off his bread, with as decided effec ee 7 Ldadsey ts tho “kids' judge.”|Tenieon fe dea: imoubeute |i . Th6 t had been aime rules. final result as tho he exploded a blast under every German in Europe. In tg yg k comedian Gawe {fice was empty. Never: |from the street for his head. a other words, the business of supplying means for the entente to crush Prus- made Denver a laboratory for court the news of the appear | Whitefaced players leaned ‘mo There must be a carefully ms 2 ing copied in Sassoon’s capto: yrend joni agal ne “4 i sianism would, under this policy, become a national business. It would \ ae [The itwo seantered eto. the bi Spain alone acted: ail’ that the selected diet— i : ini oat-cutting crifice Americans. It will be based] liard-hall, table was in| bartenders could ever remember . . warfare at the minimum of throat-cutting and sacrifice of Ame : tual casea in the Juvenile|use. A fringe of apectatora in the | After the single rifleshot was see- | The digestion must be kept | would defeat Germany’s purpose to make America so busy with her own part touching on rts of the ostensibly watching tho|!ng his hand go back an he, whip popeciesd j " : tee orice » o onat 4 eyes to.| ped out bis gun and fired sidewise feed as a belligerent that the present supply of munitions from America to the ee eens ae are lag Mac” ileal | ferough the win tow at tl and. | se ; ii allies would cease. veral groups of men| That was all. The bartenders The liver must be active, STAR—THURSDAY, MARCH 22, 1917. PAGE 4 Nan of an| at 4 of riding straight nto Sle Cat? Once more MeAlpin eyed him Judge and Wife to | carefull’ he 6 been sick.” Present Court Play areful The girl's a! the | t She ain't fit to ride a \ t wind scotch boss confided the Scotch ) bef hd ‘ growing confidence. “But ountain © confessed an infraction of 4) jiu, been going up two or three , articular times now to get some medicine ; You see,” he an, cocking @t! tom Doc Torpy. There's a nice By Frank H. Spearman. triet a questioning piety sir—in a bunch o’ ruffiana, I Copyright, 1916, by Chas, Scribner's Sons I lke to keep on good terms |) i” though old Duke, she lives . git with, he ain't a halfbad man ex em whes r cept for too many cards; I used \ | by stretching the Dara rules a i ork for him—but I call her @ (Continued From Our Last Issue.) {ing sight of them, welcomed his|tle once in a while—than to ba wort | De Spain regarded his compan portunity Walking Mr enemi em all the time—don't Him” de Spain said thought bi What 40 ¢ forward, he laid his band on 8 nergy a pegs pao ntl | Morgan's should As the cat . ‘ ly, “you are doing the right th jexpect I'll be doing w | sans shower , a v norke doing here n showing some good-will toward xetting me nan turned, Lefever introduced | asked without comment-|10 *howink sed a 4 deprecat-|4¢ Spain to each of the party in|ing on the infraction of his regu-| organ ete een bes, areroonrioent: | tt | lations (Continued in Our Next Issue) | forgan looked with open tn The girl went up to the Cat me ry that's your danger. 1 ® xi nt up a w you can take care of your-| terest from his frank but not over|on the early wt pd » com it is now authoritatively All I want to do Is to get t trustworthy eyes at de Spain Jing back this afte claimed by historians that It « here acquainted with your 1 heard paid in a good-| hat ' 1 . away over, was a ukulele that Nero played bility, without taking ce atured, slightly nasal tone, “you! here to Calabasas for to take the| while Rome was burning. mary chances, It's time to show : ade a sunrise call on us one day |—— — —EE | Yourself.” . week ket 4 1 can't very well do business| “And I want to say,” returned IN THE CAMPAIGN here without showing myself,” re de Spain, equally amiable, thal { ltorted de Spain if 1 had had any idea you folks | oul o ax an affront in| But it ie a thing be man.| Would take it an ront in . " tended to any of you, I never ed versinted Le , ‘ow, bs : 4 pone since the topic is up—| Would have gone 1 the Gap H we ‘show’ in Main Street for a} fter Sassoon I t assumed making @ mistake as I now realize uch as George Cre breathed and looked again. Those ceurn atthe winnew eee and the bowels daily regular. } | ware pene hed Deon cet ——ass : ‘ore the long bar, one 7 end | Close novelist and’ Among ner | ata dhe er Love” is the title.| party of four near the front | engaged the Intere t of| that t | fust abc middle, by two t Fins Deel aa weocher; had’ boas nad left the tavern, The ance i an the It had} \ 25 Cent Bottle of -Danderine"| 9 AGE TEA KEEPS int» cevh uae if ge “/ Remember— h q | ; that the two were hardly an incl Keeps Hair Thick, Strong, fo +t. 9 1 | ! CHAPTER IV. | ! Girls! Try ‘hist Doubles! ae | A Cup of Coffee. | Beauty of Your Hair in It's Grandmother's recipe to bring| Henry was willing, after a long] Stomach Bitters | Few Moments back color, youthfulness and |8N4 bootless #earch, to confess to luster—Everybody is using himself that he would rather see} it again cate: ing together. Lafe Nan Morgan ‘or one minute than | i fall the worm else In the world Gray hair, however handsome, do. | for a lifetime |notes advancing age. We ali know| For a week de |the advantage of a youthful appear. | of time in 8 lance. Your bair is your charm, It| catch sight of Nar }makes or mars the face. When it Within two weeks he becanie fades, turns meray and erate. He rode the Gap tral! streaked, just a few applications of | from Sleepy Cat again and again. | Sage Tea and Sulphur enhance its| His persistence was one day most caeeueanct a hundredfold ynerpectodiy rewarded at the Cala- The Crescent Manufacturing Company has had Don't stay gray! Look young! barns McAlpin, the barn for a number of years a standing offer of $500 to Either prepare the recipe at home was standing in the doorway. | anyone who could find any injurious substance in or get from any drug store a You'd never be comin’ from food resultant from the use of Crescent Baking cont bottle of “Wyeth's Sage and/sieepy Cat in the anddie!” ex Powder. This offer stil! stands unchallenged. The Sulphur Compound,” which ts mere-| ciaimed McAlpin incredulously. money {s still wafting in the bank. It will always n spent most | y Cat trying to ly the old-time recipe improved bY} De Spain nodded affirmatively fo unchallenged, because Crescent Baking Powder the addition of other ingredients. | ay he dismounted is absolutely wholesome and contains no injurious |Thousands of folks recommend |“ «trot ride, air; a hot day,” com products whatsoever, this rea use preparat be-| mented McAlpin, and followed the cause it darkens the halr beaut | eee eee ott | CAUTION ged every. You moisten a & | de Spain unbuckled his cartridge. | Heware of impostors, fakers and canvassers mac: or soft brush with it ng this| Delt. slipped his revolver from the/ ing false statements to sell you substitutes for through the bair amat}| holster, mechanically stuck It in-| CRESCENT BAKING POWDER. strand at at n ide his trousers waistband, hung) The State and National Food Laws protect you. © heavy belt up under his coat ‘They prohibit the sale of any food products injurious tting down, called for the 4 | to health. gray hair disappears; after | application or two, its natural color lis restored and {t becomes thick | glossy and lustrous, and you appear en McAlpin had given him} years younger all minor information for,} |” Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Com.|(e Spain walked with | pound ts a delightful tollet requ barn to inspect jnite, Jt fs jutended for the | Passing the v last cure, mitigation gr prevention of disease | IF BACK HURTS CRESCENT MFG.CO. 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