The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 9, 1916, Page 7

STAR—THURSDAY, NOV. 9, 1916. PAGE 7 (Copyright, 1 Trade Merk 1 by mt ©. Um Pat Fisher Office» UTTAND JEFF—Well, Mutt Certainly G ot an Overcoat and a Cop, Too. BUT JUST as T DECIDED excuses ! excuses ! THAT IF © DIDN'T GET YOU'RE A FAILURE, A COAT I'D FREEZE UK Go out Wow VO DEATH AND WAS AND COME BACK ABOUT To CoP THE COAT Wir AN OVERCOAT, I LOOKED UP AND SAW Bap \Ttt srow A POLICEMAN LOOKING You THe RIGNT ar Me. No, 1 DIRT Cop THe \ OVERCOAT. AND IT WASNT MY CONSCIENCE © THER, | THAT SworPE H Me FoR T SAWA LAWeER and NE TOLD ME A PETTy THERT / To SAVE LiFe WAS r { Nor a crime. G6E, IF HE SHOULD HAPPEN To COP A COAT, I'D NEVER, HEAR. THE END OR IT, I HOPE THaT HE BUMPS RUT INTO « POLICE MAN « WF BETWEEN @ MAN AND A PAILURE BRONSON OFFERED §sHe’s A PAR GOLFER BOUT FOR COAST | ANDASTAR ACTRESS. | FEATHER CROWN ‘s THE FOOTBALL COACH Here is one critic's version of a football coach ‘ BY EDWARD HILL “The football coach is a six-cylinder man with a 200-horsepower 1LLOWING his bout with Leo Houck at brain and an open exhaust vo He is hired to mold championship Deteasta on Wednesday night of next football machines from verdant gangs of bill-billles and plain-willies cm sage ercagaae Mier dip eles Occasionally he is successful, whereupon the undergraduates and al-| week t 1 ortiand feather umni rise up as one and call him blessed, If, however, he should fail, | weight, if succe “ be matched for a he gathers together his earthly increment at the close of the season | six-round melee rtlandswith Lee John and travels as far ae it will take him. He needs but work only 24 ; son for the undisputed featherweight cham- hours a day and do all the thinking for his squad of hopefuls, who, ¢ ; “ i : as a rule, are long on avoirdupois and short on the corrugated gray pionship of the Pacific coast. stuff, During the games he paces the side lines and speaks feelingly “Judge” = Flanni Bronson’s manager when the best plays are balled up by bonehead work Occasionally | & football coach Ives to a ripe old age, but only when he leaves the| and legal adviser, received the offer from a fame while quite young Portiaud promoter yesterday. The bout will be put on in the last week of this month “I feel confident that ‘Muff’ will win his fight with) Houck next week,” said Manager Flannigan, “and I ar also just as confident that when he returns to Seattle, to appear for the Metropolitan Lumbermen’s club, he will be the undis-| puted featherweight champion of the Pacific coast.” FRANK BURNS WOULD BOX es } % & t ot Every year since | remember, | 1 "Bout this time In old November, | Doble'’s damned his team as punk, Said hie backfield fairly stunk; All his tine had watered knees, Wondered where they made such cheese; And, if memory serve us right, They have cleaned up all in sight. | | Rate avany’ waa weight from Butchertown, Frisco se gp Se ny OMiterniens: i Frank Burns is an ambitions | still in our midst, Willie stood se 8 oung fellow. He says he is fully the fans on their toes last Friday The main difference between a football game and a prize fight young ; say PT ain ts ana Geetan Tacs ae |{s that the amateurs play more roughly than the professionals fight. | determined to get to the top of the Matic ladder, and is bewailing foUr slashing rounds to a draw at fact that he does not get enough Dreamland. The Butchertown boy | ch made such a hit that be has been| © the local boy tips the beam held over by Matchmaker Walsh of welterweight division, he the Metropolitan club for the next| jeclares that nothing would give how to be put on by that organ Bim more pleasure than to climb ‘zation. {nto the ring with Charley Egan, TACOMA SCRIBE HEADED | the handsome Everett middie FOR BIG TOWN | weight. “Biddy” Bishop, Tacoma sport WILLIE HOPPE STILL writer, who has Billy Weeks, the \‘N SEATTLE Northwestern middleweight champ, | Willie Hoppe, the slugging light-'in tow, has written a Seattle friend | | % 8 8 8 tt ot | LOOKS LIKE LARRY'S GONE | Larry Lajole’s baseball career probably ended this season. The! big Frenchman has been drawing $9,000 a season for the last three) | years, but with the final gong this year that agreement expired. Connie Mack paid only half of the amount fnentioned, the Cleveland clud standing the other half. } It ts certain that Mack will not retain Lajole, for he intends to) |bulld up a team with youngsters | | Bo BM tt | | It Is a good thing for the little Zulu Kid that he is guaranteed $2,000 for his coming bout with Jimmy Wiide In England. The coin will be some consolation to the kid, anyway. AUSTRALIANS WANT | TO SEE LES DARCY AND DILLON MEET EEPIN’ cool under fire shows a good soldier—an’ good qgtet ELVET’S smoothness — lever, two grand fighters, have proved unable to stop the rush to the top by the fighting Darcy, and Americans realize, the same as the Australians, that in Darcy Australia George Chip, knocking him cold has produced a most wonderful In the ninth round, the Austra. man, one who is likely to take a | lian fighting public has been fall out of Dillon or Gibbons if wildly clamoring for a bout given the opportunity. betw arcy and Jack Dillon, Would Stage Meet BY HAMILTON | NEW YORK, Nov. | Les Darcy, the Australian mid- dieweight phenom, defeated Sarah Padden } ‘ | ————————=| Not only does Sarah Padden | the best America can send. Snowy Baker, the Australian fight and coolness — is lrrom Cincinnati, where he is now| knock the folke off their seate | weight. ; impresario, is trying hard to bring ] ly th i Jsojourning. Bishop says every-| With her acting In “The Clog,” | _ The United Press’ Australian jabout a boxing meet where Darcy | largely the result thing {to the merry and that he| headline act at the Alhambra | Correspondent deciareé in a and Dillon or Gibbons, and several! f i ’ will shortly set sail from Cincy for k, but she treats litte | message received today that other good boxers, will get to show of its two years New. York white golf balls the same w Darcy has completely run outof (their wares, If he sycceeds, the Hits ‘em square and hard, opponents worthy of his efforts winner of the bout Undoubtedly | EDDIE PINKMAN NOT | In his home country, and he would have the right to call him Every morning a boy calle TO MEET DAVIS her early at the Washington wants to try his skill against self the world’s champion, George Ingle has been substituted) And a few minutes later she Is | the best American can send. Boxing {8 enjoying great popu: for Eddie Pinkman on the breathing gobs of fresh ai, | The same message brings the /tarity right now in Australia, in card for next week, and will f laughing, brimming with per, (news that Darcy has gone into a/spite of the demands of military the oppdsition for Travie Davis. fect health as a big automo, | military training camp to prepare /service, Every Monday night Our hero” waa forced to retire) bile carries her out to the Uni. {himself for duty at the front, but| Snowy Baker declares, {s “martial from the firing line on account of| versity golf course. states that the authorities allow night” at the Sydney stadium, at the an {ojured hand. The injury ts| To see her in “The Clod” tg to| him to take part in boxing contests. | invitation of Baker, and thousands bona fide see a bent woman, slow tn sition Previous American engagements ‘of soldiers present themselves at In speech and in thought, and on, |of Australians, with very fow the bouts. The war would have Ohio State conch teaches football) mercifully tired. She 1 UD ceptions, have proven quite un: |ittle effect on a world’s champion on a checkerboard. Well, It's safe, She plays the | rofitable for the Australians, but part of a burden-bearing woman of ship match A M U SI M EN T ~ anywa civil war days this hardly would be the case in —_—_—- a) ) “ ws oneness - » :, e cy Pp h Q UME? S went {2 see Sarah playing goit:|‘he event of, Darcy Paying (his SHOULD WIN — - = — Yell, she’ or § have tured te peat” the groans | pened when the best of the Amer-|American league club in Philadel og. qugned to ood-natured gig-\icang have traveled across the sees |phia, That means a chib that will METROPOLITAN & MT Ienea At spring In her tq meet the Australians, Eddie Mc-|win a game or two during the sea cheas. several dozen years Goorty and Jimmy Clabby, how-' son | Mensrs. 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'WHO’LL HORSE LAUGH BE ON AFTER MELEE? nny FULTON TALK IS AGAIN HEARD AS RESULT OF K. 0. The oneround knockout of Andre Anderson by Fred Fulton recently has revived talk of a long bout between Fulton and Jess Willard for the world's championship. Fulton Is conceded to have the best chance of any of the heavy- | weighte to stop the Kansas giant, but this concession has | been made solely on account ) of Fulton's size and reach. Ful- ) ton’s ring activities have been few, and there has been little opportunity to determine his ability as a fighter. It is generally agreed that if the men are signed for a bout that It should be over a longer route than 10 rounds, which probably means that the affair will be staged In the West. Coach Murphy Has Built Good Squad Coach Fred Murphy of North western university has accomplish- ed what most Western football erit+ jes believed impossible—bullt @ winning team out of the light ma- terial available at Northwestern. Frank Townsend, captain of Franklin squad, ready to give John ny Wilson equine snicker. Will Captain Frank Townsend of the Franklin High football squad be able to give Johnny Wilson, cap- tain of the Lincoln High football team, the horse laugh in the punt- ing department Friday afternoon when the two teams meet at Dug- dale’s park in their annua! battle? This question is puzzling all fol- lowers of local high school football Both captains do the punting for their respective schools, and judg- ing from their booting in previous games, their average is even from all angles. | Townsend's work in Franklin's | former games stamp him as one of| the city’s best punters. The stu- dent body of Franklin have come to the point where they claim that he can put as much power in his boots as his friend in the picture can, when fn an ugly mood. ptain Townsend entered Frank lin in 1912 from the Madrona school, where he was @ star in grammar school football. Buck Herzog Will Raise Thorobreds | During Off Days| Raising hunting dogs on his Colo-| rado ranch will occupy Buck Her- zog’s time during the winter | months. | Buck !s an enthusiastic hunter, and he plans starting a kennel of the famous Chesapeake hunters, | rated among the ost Intelligen' bird dogs in the world | Buck will use the $5,000 bonus, received when he joined the Giants, in his new venture. Johnny O’Leary Is to Box in Buffalo BUFFALA, Nov. 9.—Rocky Kan- sas, the Italian lightweight of this place, and Johnny O'Leary of Seat- tle are scheduled to clash here to- morrow night in a ten-round encoun- ter, O'Leary holds a decision over Joe Kansas, brother of Rocky. Hewaed Dvew Ought to Make Good There Howard Drew, champion sprint- er, 1s working on a newspaper in Des Moines. Don't know much about Drew as a literary shark. but he ought to make a good, live messen- | fer boy, anyway. I wet the pace im Painless Dent- istry at mOderate prices, pAINLESs K. 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