The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 18, 1916, Page 6

eR RAN aie cent Sore = Ae ee = STAR—MONDAY, SEPT, 18, 1916. PAGE 6 It's Your FAULT ‘THAT | USE POOR GRAMMAR AND MISSPELLED WoRDS You're THE Guy! f SHE ASKS. “NO. YAAKA’ | HULA HICKEY DULA” | “Have you aaah?” fork 4 | The young man gazes about Nor the colered singer who —_ OW WHATS A MIS- SPELLED WORD ONCE IN A WHILE SAY, You PooR FISH, GAZE AT THAT nore! THAT'S A, FINE SEND-OFF FOR ME ISNT Iv?) WHAT MUST PEOPLE c— THINK OF ME? { * Nov SPELL 1, TOM 5 CONSTANTINOPLE moe the Song Shop, profoundly be to bu de Kibber, But J P,P y wildered. Good-Bye | i The Song Shop is at 305 Pine 1 out he wanted “Au Re st. Its walls are covered with olr, Hut Not Good-ye,” | sheet music—classic and popu it's Really a Diversion lar till the young man with the hee And Mise Helen Guthell is be wildered ¢ sion continues ig hind the counter search, unavailingly and with oom That sets the stage for the (cern story. Now It's a diversion—this job@t } The oung man made the cus] Mise Gu . Of course too, all the } sings, beautifully, t wonge fomary announcement, letting Mine Gutheil ky at he has arrived nd ix looking for a plece of music Otherwise, how would she haw He has forgotten the name of the known whether the chap who asl ‘thing. Maybe he never knew it. |for a copy of “Don't Bite Yo | Mies Guthei! lets him look, It’s} Uncle Sammy” wanted “If ¥, the easiest way Don't Like Your Uncle Sammy,” Might Scare Him “Don't Bite the Hand That's Feed If she asked him what song heling You"? * an s 8—For Sale—Miscellaneous _ | 23 PERSONALS x 37—Business Chances cane pineapp ar Queer BAR ARARARARAAAR AARC! ea Salty Bre ~ and | : : ; soUTH END THe euown| SS SS io th] ‘Aeis id ee ie te, the anal ahd " = ws i Natural TAL TED ; a 2 don One cent a word per Insertion. * arape . 18 Six times for the pric of five. Hea Hide Bats red os cesirea—asen |f OLE Tibarrrnnnnnnnonn an Heip and Situation ads, one-half rate. 4. ACREAGE FOR SALE Operation. My advice Is free SN. YOW CHINESE REMEDY CO. 115 Nesier Way Phone Main 6506. ° ° EXCELLENT SOIL, LARGE TRACT Funeral Notices Boe vw rae Advertising Per tine per tns ms Se Six insertions for the price of five. De RO per cent discount If bill Is pald Within 10 days after first Insertion. Veta iene AAS Attorneys-at-Law ALEXANDER SHINREMAN O. RB WILLIAMS CO. | 1942 Fret ave 8 | TRNTS AWNINGS IN Chor, GOOD HoUs® 25—SPIRITUAL MEDIUMS Hee Wo Chinese Medicine Co MADAM MELLIE jisband and wife; damage ee eo " worthy ologte uaranters to read your entire Liye Bide Eiitott x ste steam. Sarecin Bt 4 Loan - ite b t and future, gives true Ren | 2 ret_ave at i WORRY WIEN Dit | advice on business, love, health and | “layed of trreeutar. Use Lady Rigin tm-| family affairs @ name of your CONSULTATION PREE \ eveesceued’ Geiesie se | pententecd. Crown Agener, 143} ore.| . srcived 18 Gm cael: - pees been | hertcal lenses comp at “. te ‘ Ke . + HANLY SPECIAL IS = Matren’ See Weak" St cor IN CALIFORNIA NOW RED P. GORIN-? etntiek won Mailed free. ‘The PHRENOLOGIST 16 ea try SACRAMENTO, Sept. 18.—An-| SReated of tee vretunded. For Musca! Instrumente SRT TIES | an Briigeme: she ! + Price $4,006 % other presidential candidate invad i on mK Keattio, | A * or Lt FALIAN PRON BB aN te HERMAN A. BCHROE s , ed California today. Th prohibt-| an tell l4r7-16-19 Green Wide. Fourth and Mrke BARGAIN : tion special, bearing J. Frank Hon-/ you tp é setauied ly and Dr. Ira Landrith, presiden-| wanted he would blush and stam-| By this time the bewildered young eeked; S-room tial and vice presidential candi-|mer, and probably walk out thru | man is ready to announce his reason RZ dates of the prohibition party, left|sheer nervous fright for having visited the Song Shop. Dunsmutr early today tn an effort] “Only thing to do,” says Miss) “Don't you know what I'm looke |to bring Northern California into|Gutheil, “Pretty soon, perhaps, | ing for?" he asks, by way of breale jline for the “drys he'll want to whistle a bar of the |ing the subject. Ls = “= | piece, Then I'll recognize it and “Well, no,” Miss Gutheil com get it for him.” fesses. ‘But perhaps I can PUGET SOUND Miss Helen Gutheil marie . ° » Rtv ve | FOR SALE-APPLER PRUNER PRARE all Rainier 221% and the tnt and avoid a! fells you tn MEP friends; tell y for and how THE CANADIAN MAN : ~2| 9—Wanted Miscellaneous Beattie Branch Rilliard Tables The other day a lady came to the | you.” Song Shop and said she wanted) The young man's face is flaming FOR’ Sauk — BILLIARD TABLES, ‘ ‘ Nat wa 7; “George, | Can't Meet You.” red, and he clutcbes madly at his Phe! ie hi a "te S areas nn Nellana Re. STEAMERS Sure?” asked Miss Guthell. | hat. f 1 eer ents tne a Lreheré, Weem “Sure you have the right name?” | Yes, it WAS Funny ogg wage nee eee era ALL LOCAL ROUTES i “Oh, yes, indeed,” the lady A silly grin appears. 985 4 mt wend DOO, Feor'as wane ‘greet cured het, “Vl hum it.” “Tt ths fae st thing,” he — eon } “Georgia Camp Meeting” says Miss Gutheil. “I pre- © price thei! handed her a copy of | sume so.” Beian, Wash ’ F- i ae if ; “At a Georgia Camp Meeting.” “I can't think of the name,” the 9 LEAR OR SRLT, IMPROVED 12°00 Wieamer Sei m|}| “I think this {s it,” she said,|young man blurt, “But it’s awfully” j —, smiling. young man blurts. “But it’s awfully t | “Why, of course it “the lady “I know,” Miss Gutheil tells him, ughed. “How funny.” “It's ‘Scaddle de Mooch’?” Miss Gutheil will not soon forget, “No,” he hesitates. “But it's’ the school teacher who matter-of-| something like that.” factedly walked up to the counter! “Yaaka Hula Hickey Dula?” in search of a pitch pipe and aj “That's it! Hee-hee! tuning fork, and asked for a pitch- Hula Hick!’ Hee-hee!” aiture. Hveatock, ate GERMAN-AMERICAN LOAN CO 2:30pn gene ieos T. &. Smith Wide PIL ees | : . entre, Ge aapapeane | de Arenn a et tioenee joth oa t * DOWN. S100 A wre | #20pe ers, is charming indeed. SiGNa WIND< I ft it , buys @ diamond of wateh MICMARL, 1204 tna | rredit, Remodel in a little town in Maine, Ruth | gets work in an old furniture shop run by Norm: Feusier, who be- -Hoot Co, 202-2 Empress Th tre Wide Main 2719 ss Res, ER P| ee om A TRES Tollernral Loans f Seattle sar tmmediat wre. for te wt ais *™\ 43. LOT FOR SALE || “Ttéem Me, Bieas, for Port) 1 ibpa RT RESPECTAMI & PLACE TO RORROW | » % WEBI BX Sep Townsend direct 10 3¢pm™l GRAND comes a horse trainer, then mayor, mon: DIAMONDS and JEWELRY | Avpite detatied in © tale ay mond WN WOOD RTOCK LUMBER RIX COT || “Gatiy Conneeta at Townsgnd) daily y ent rates. confidential : . 1 A . ceveral } with rail tines for*all Gillette and Hendler, at the|, It’s & good show, and i . draw well for “Boy Scout Week.” Let G eatre, pre: .. Fand theatre, present @ high-cia** | Part of the proceeds this week will be turned over to the committee of business men raising a fund for the reorganization of the scouts in Seattle. pplicatons by Heptem © vacancies In # Low: AMERICAN JEWRLRT CO. 192 tha MONEY LOANED ON ALL ARTICLE of valne The Relinhle 807 Third ave singing, novelty act snappy, up-tosnuff amusement. | Foster's wonderful dog, “Spot, | the “mind-reading dog,” is wiser 44—Hoyses for Sale | Anes | than some folks we know BEAUTIFUL HOME SACRIFICE |) - ph cee _._.||_ Hamilton and Denee, in black CUT TO $900 i ‘rerett—Ballinghem “Anacortes |/ face, introduce songs of the South WAS NAUGHTY m Gand plus | Dave Williams and company | 18 tepm & A *Kulshas, for SO Cameras and Supplies ail easen 16341 LOWMAN & HANFORD CO. | iha LINDQUINT Kodaks an4 Photographic Supplies tw DEVELOPING Any size roll WANTED—YARDMEN AND MI vn and Cherry, Tel Matn T1917 FOR OUR MILLS Peitit, 904 Vind TavGuT, 16 TO cose guaranteed.” 604-604 | Clit 1 oe te © Gedy bvavaie tenn show “The Bachelor's Baby,” a lit- 9 Rintea Ta ie First « i A ate aes ie ee Hingham tle play full of heart interest. | CITY WON T i 3291 se a preit jatovle y ' mene Ppa to ple Frank and La Franch are marvel- Frees o seNk i) in & sore 3 thi ne mor a Deas Oak oan aah ous head balancers Bocanst: Ciitt. Sgaces tall been Opnicians. ieee, Take, Wasnt rive yous . seas i The third episode of “Liberty” | convicted in justice court for faminds_Frawe “ ape wait MODERN i ; is even more interesting than pre-| iting the city dry ordinance, / Mein tye CARR EYMOUR 4511 Alanke, Rainier TieM vious episodes hoes ’ Phrenclocists LOGGERS WANTED re nth ava. near Neneon sa odeiig tes ben in the. Yrostalrelegriat MADAM KIRL ———|A few more to take advantage of our | HAPI rT Jem Giaitie Ratah an ‘5: |45—Farm Lands for Sale. bap ing by the council license com MADAM KIRI arent “otter” w ie Rei rar : : Actor folks are all more or less |e slonda EGYPTIAN 7, where you. KIRKLAND ACREAGE: Sen Joan Islande—Rellingham superstitious. This is vouched for Tt was announced that in the fu 7 Viam [Mtr, Cliy of Angeles, tT dpm|/by W. A. MacKenzie, manager ~~ Bellingham vie! Monday! of Monte Carter's Big Musica? Juan Teland) Wednes! | ¢ " a hic "i | Lake Washington deck, with tive Feat Fessssdd Fon Anedes—Neak | the O tre with “Follies of | | | RENOLOGIS: ture druggists would not have to appear before the committee to ob- |tain licenses, unless summoned to answer for past police records for Heged liquor law violations. HOUSE; WELL BARBER ington St de: wages paid; | RATE view of Beattle Bay and Way Ports the Day unday. The company houne, we part cle Utopia, for) 6¢pm| had tickets bought and reserva-/ Port) Tuee@'y | tions arranged for on the Con | at : Bay! Thure'y rs < pie ‘aes axeurs 8, which met with disaster last Li ht Clerk Is Hl week near Coos .bay. They had cut In two. about 2 acres rich bettom An ideal poultry ranch terme $75 cash, $10 mo ly. Take Madison car and Kirk you will marry, tes and fly troubles, Explains perma falls, Call at Hroadwa Farrar in Kirkland Port Townsend—Port Angeles an just completed an engagement at! ORGINAL, NOLEN-BARRER-BOHOOE| ik ROME pene 1 ||_ Ber Fear rere “| Frisco, where they had played tor| Sued for Divorce “ coldental Ave. Cafe, Beventh and t o—_______--—___—-"-__--® Ste. Walaleale, for 46pm! 54 weeks steady run ‘e teach the harber trade thoroughty tlund, | and Surgeons Wr PAY CASH FOR FURNITURE midn’ht Port Townsend, Port) Sunday MacKensie decided ‘that Septem | ea “ f wages while learning, | Vij tAy MondayiAngeles, Clallam and) Wednes : Westlund, an ai it TN HARNISON—01 BIRTH | r || Wednes|way porte | Friday | ber “13° was no time to take @/in the city light department al I |] Friday. || boat, so sent the company ahead/sueq for divorce Monday, whe Ra. LYK — | RRGT ES ns ih I | letkwer 6—Autos for Sale 2 lard | Port Gambie—Codiow—Plagler by rail M > ‘ na thal | > ?, Purni ’ | Mrs. Eva M. Westlu ME USOD week care. Wis ONIN Rae | 6—-For Rent Furnished || “i7t0pm Steamer Wy for, ¥i0am} “Capacity audiences greeted each | alleging she h sutte od toh be —- Trae ‘ W—WMALI al CORNER Kingston 1 ty || performance Sunday. The chorus |trestment and persone) wena Storage Third ave | Alki; gam : . | capt Apren, ‘ a treatment and personal indignities ra | ie Athi aes Staile 19 c pkgs, washing powder Townsend, Sunday |/Of 16 girls is lively. They dance |at his hands ever since they were Trondale! and sing well. “The Yellow Peril,” aE | SARARARRAR ARAL it | sna | and beach. Rast |married, in 1913. Sh hi 6. Central Storage Co., 105 Whit AA | RARE Rete Ba 4 Lima | eiai atin : 4 913. She says she “1 s' be 21 FEMALE HELP WANT ne Withard| i | Oar) ; ‘mustard sardines, a sensational serial is shown, |has no longer either esteem or re - arenes | ED Q 27—For Rent Unfurnished fo can. ste Bot roast | |spect for hi Well Drilline and Testing |@XPenimNceD GIRL WANTED A raged fo = TAR ‘ ririoin and | PALACE HIP gaps hie An “ees FI a Mai TS | SNCs eRhinRtOn Home Bakery. Manicuring-Massaging hegeo Den atta TE te, 19 Most folks believe they can fig-| er Store Fixtures and Showcages | WANTED FOR x DOROTHY WILSON BRA-| 7-1 4 HOURE ( HOWARD 9 00am/ Steamer ure out the secret of the average | Sh BOW CAaEE AND STORE preen Rourework: amait family: good h manele fore, ry, | AKA AS LES astinke, 128,00 month: bain Pt liNusion act, but. there's @ chest| Villistas ot ew and secondha pe 4B Third ave | so--Unturnlahed Apertatent an saperagt , Cot | en a eT _|, mystery at the Palace Hip that's! eee ard L. Gon r t ra \ iATH ry a § ‘ments 1 H 14, fr lumbia river | ood Can it eee ace ad jj}an unsolved puzzle erbert! EL PASO, § — ’ ih nnn | 23-PERSONALS MISS MARION vite, inantcur. |THE QUINCY — MODERN AND a: |tturgean, te Ib. "freah’ black cod.” 10¢|| —Siooam Wir, Potlatch Zitam|| Brooke and company do. it, escep: [seven Villlatas, captured Veet ‘ pi *: Anis: Monae ace Haiaen « thaxheoates ; f ba. 260; halibut and halibut cheeks, | Aatiy (Ludlow daily | ° ¥, ere Bale. pence aie | ' U atin mast |e SON" Shchaviens “Atecdke feeeh open || eeauee (comeneee till sxcept |) 18 from a locked and tied, all-|ranzistas after, the bandit attack ROOM AF ; MABEL MARTIN KK : di _. | clams Stall 15, huckie-|| Sunday |pointa on Mood Canal! Monday || steel trunk on Chihuahua city, w fron hed # ° 8T LAWRENCE—2 AND § MODERN | berrien, ‘tagna toes, matt ‘ te | y, Were lined up | oy manicuring. No. 7. Arcade 1 | REL ARIE ave ered; ariiotl SaaPe ALG ben,” anie Maxwelion and Au Chas. A, Loder and company’s | before firing squads Sunday mors: new. | Ca Misa VIVIAN—MASSAGH AND BATHA ; | ered. Taba ‘Bir Potintch | ‘ stam | comedy playlet, “The Night Doc-|ing and executed. Among the rrr Firat ave | 30—Furnis | aily [Maxwelton and Aw y {\tor,” is a scream. Loder, he | prisoners was Col. Mariano T | Dee Guenicure ; 30. urnished Rooms agi gh rr? an t a oder, as the | P » Mariano Tames, i Baise MASSAGE 208 UATHS, MANT:| wipoW LIVING ON FIRET TTT TAs | SANITARY Sssaaath sduveg aun souse” comedian, on his way {Who mutinied from Juarez with i Biake Furn “Co. 416 . Ssadu Mors uh t yom to rent. Call morning « onl palin and-Oteatn ies! tin 11:20 a.m. andl home, gets into the wrong house, | 100 men and joined Villa. a9 HOTELS AND Ht MARIE I w= lod ' 3 Aeaad| eaeki good hard | [Maxwetton 2! Carter und Waters have a ridicu- | — noone > > I >? DE VOE A oven im. aa menat, ee) lous 8! The § et.” | | APARTMENTS 75e MARIE DE VOR ace s1-sosadecing Bac i ||_ Me Meat Sir « ac EXTENSION WILL F STANDARD HOTEL DOLLY AYNI ‘ ‘Gm AND | BK EP it EW hepa | is rt! lightful program of songs and com: é 0 , 4 r Motel, Hourlh. wna bikes || onty ile at 10 p.m e he Girl From y po Suits $2 ci BU / I je Po be marked *¢ See Goa landings seid West,” sings popular songs | ‘ et a 1 et : other boat landing points must make] jure Sond effect. The Kregers| pHILADELPHIA, Sept. 18,—The conptarty mviren | and Up ; Pike, ¢ ther own arrangements for landing a Dow ire and ironJaw | pennsylvania railroad will spend and wan and Mabiity inj act | $10,000,000 to extend its lines into 1017 Pike et, and ¢ i a - making en's pa Phe photop shal idee wise awn 24—Business Personals tenger rate does not inchide boat land] untit ie se eeae ye autinues [Detroit, Samuel Rea, president of Phone Main 6233 rs ‘ }] ing charaen ednesda ght, is © | the system, announ bath 914.60 | é FOX TROT || hagwane ilebiiity te limited to weer-|/ Butterflies.” The Selig-Tribune | sh pond tagay. Becringron i185 Second hy week up Bow Fitth and Unt whele. tlaket » 150 bounce allowen fee] VOWS “rosorel 8 shown SAMUEL TRONBULL, accident. | SOC p wn ‘ ! ||" Bteasnere Gnd achedules euntact ce nda ally shot by a careless mark: 8—For Sale—Miscellaneous t 2 ite Buy | Mi FAW EL 3t || change without notice. Freight ree] WILKES PLAYERS | while sleeping in his cabin, 20 miles ! iew PIANOW FOR RENT, WENT AP 4 4 At || gelved dally for all ‘pointe (excepting Along Came Ruth” to the old | from Astoria, Ore., has been brougl Sell cera adil i i ifn aM RANCH 0] thebeota rm Purchased at tiokee| OFPheym theatre Sunday and turn-|nere for burial. SHEAPERT PLACE Ia bay oF Feat sew | f a, would ikea to raeet | Pe aih arg PRO NEN RE A || eeatienhre ee Sm fe eee ee bbe Seok ania aha Lee, RI ived at the ing machines. 717 Pine. Muin 1900. tna * # own age | 25—SPIRITUAL | 40—Ts; | | midnte jflattering press agent said o} er . & has arrived at t : WiaTLAKE—Sected-band range. home life: one with som MEDIUMS | s5i-aiice on TRADELAI H PUGET SOUND NAVIGATION 0, || in his advance notices tate college at Pullman, to an. re p imony G; NOOM 6, 1016% BBV Vinegar. 10¢ Ticket Office, Colman Deck. i grees i i 4 HEV-| on new Marley Davideon Mm 23366 plas eee. + Ruth, in the person of Misstalyze food products for citizens of ' 2be cans asparagus, 160; Phoebe Hung, of the Wilkes Play- the state,