The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 16, 1916, Page 7

_ STAR—SATURDAY, SEPT. 16, 1916. PAGE 7 MUTT AND JEFF—A Pain Is a Pain No Matter Where You Get It Sveds Mark Reg. UW & Pex, Onion) BY BUD FISHER. y LL ( | Geet t time HO | “MIND CONTROL STURT! IVSAVS HERE THAT THERE NO SUCH THING AS Pain, THAT PAIN AND sitive ss ARG aur IMAGIN ARN, THay TR YOU THINK You vive iN PAIN, YOU'LL Haye one, BUT TP You THINK You Age ett, You ARS werc! <a Look TEFP THE Doon, % SLAMMED oN MY FINGER! 9 3 of You JUST THINK Vr HURTS, LTS ACK > TMAGIN ATION + 36% ruar dont HURT! You ONLY IMAGINE NT on RUN GeT A Doctor, Quin! PT HURTS SomeTHING AlWRUL Youn Eve Dow T HURT wou ONLY \ IMAGING (T. - HURT ? —_——— ba i — * CERTAINLY UF i Dow? You ony IMAGING (Ty, DONS HURT You dusSr - . IMacine IT .—“s,, -——" At Cheasty’s —the Store of Choice $2.50 Up “Values Tell” : WILL LES DARCY (Weti.anyway,sess apis ——sst—— | ZACK WHEAT HITS * | LIVE UP TO REP? | #£JS Not A CHINAMAN ’ Between Ourselves 4 BALL HARD ANDIS ~ ira ro eT ‘PORT 3 rp . - 4 si. : THE BIG LEAGUE STRETCH . eo ana The leaders fash before the throng; q he BY EDWARD HILL Where tightened bits of red foam fleck | NEW YORK, Sept. 16.—Zack | best pitcher in the National league tle of the swift and strong; | Wheat, the eminent outfielder of|in games won and lost. He has ‘oken entries lag behind the Dodgers, by his great stunt of |added 14 games to the won column « step before the [hitting safely in consecutive |for the ~caves and has dropped — SPITE the many volumes of praise that he has received in this country, is Les Datcy, so-called sensational stralian middleweight, the goo ? That flashes like the onward wind | games, today Jumped {nto third po-|/only three. Allen, Boston, is in 7 ah ght, the goods or not? — | The last few furlongs of the race; sition in the National league bat-|second place, with seven won an@ This is a question Tom Jones, manager of Jess Willard, | Hark to the bugle--roll of drum— |ting averages two lost. q in town, says can only be answered by the appearance} Into the stretch they come—they come.” Wheat started his macing career| Nick Cullop, of the Yankees, with he lad from the land of the kangaroo in a Yankee ring | while the Dodgers were on aay is victories and a detente, ae i ile hoping for the bes shakes his hea | Now for the stretch—-where strong hearts beat | last swing around the circuit, and/the percentage le for pitchers — ee A oodles 2ihgesll ey gen ey a head when other | And red blood runs in veins of fire; the most recent averages show he|in the American. Boland, Detroit, | at” Australian “marvels” who failed to show in this | Where stalwart souls know no defeat lis hitting 319. He is just a poiot|has won nine and lost three, Faber, intry are recalled. | headlong battle for the wire; behind his teammate, Jack Dau-|Chicago, has won 16 and lost six. “I hope that Darcy is as good as théy would have us | Where crimson clot may dull the eyes bert. Hal Chase of Cincinnati ape be and ot ee week a Brees ; sf d To y af on *d i | And breath may clog the pulsing throat; tinues in the lead with a mark of|lyn leading the National league lieve,’ said Tom yesterday afternoon ‘during a chat in i bet tes nesians ibd Aaueet Udes | 1. lby two games, a pretty comfort less Willard’s dressing tent at the circus grounds. If he Hs he will certainly have no trouble getting matches in America once he comes over here.” MIKE GIBBONS WOULD BE | Wheat’s string of safe hitting days. Cincinnati will be a visitor has not ended, but be already bas |!" the Dodgers’ park this afters ~RICE. set a record for the season. There |"00n and two games are on the % t t 3 Bf ott is not a chance of him to break|Program. Philadelphia, in second Hark to the bugie—roll of drum— There rings the warring battle note; | Wheat Still Hitting jeble margin in these troublous “Into the stretch they come—they come.” | j FIRST TO MEET DARCY j PITY THE POOR GIANTS |the world’s record this year, for | Place, also will be engaged in @ The first man Darcy would meet |} LAWYER GOLFERS } Will early retiring and early rising improve team play on the ball|Jack Ness, now with the Chicago | double bill with the Cubs as their aid | field? | American league club, hit safely in | OPponents. . in this country would be Mike Gib- { } bons, far-famed ghost of St. Paul. ,' | Jones says if Les gots by Mike he |} PLAY IN TOURNEY | is sure enough 18 carats fine, and) . wauhd be ta feee for matches with |} S¢ettie’s legal lights will be the bigger boys, Jack Dillon, Bat- Uing Levinsky and others. | John McGraw haa set out to prove this problem. He has just pro-|49 consecutive games last year| The American league Tace ree mulgated un order requiring every member of the Giant team to be|while with the Oakland team. mains a virtual deadlock, with the up and in the breakfast room at 8:30, or before. Zack's last hit was yesterday,|Tigers half a game behind the Red Heretofore, on all thelr trips, unless morning practice was ordered,| when in the second inning of the|Sox. The White Sox are the players sought repose around midnight and straggied into the din-|game between the Pirates and|Close and are just balf a game be for their first meals of the day any old time. Some of| Dodgers, with the bases full, he |hind the Detroit club. ordered breakfast from the lunch menus. smasbed the ball for a home run. d off at the municipal links |) today in the first championship | golf match of the bar associa- | JUDGE” FLANNIGAN SAYS tion. The champion player of the } BR ts This {s the Missouri clouter’s 3 IUFF” BRONSON GOOD lawyers hae been a much-mosted || Fighters no longer need endurance. It's the spectators who first home run with the bases full,| 1. WO Northwestern a ed Bronson, the sensational |} question. it has been eats need it now. altho his foursack feats are com- Players in Draft Portland featherweight mitt slfng-|) by the pate after some tough | 2 oe et oe mon fn prooklyn. er, can beat any boy in the North-|) verbal matches. $} REVISED STILL FURTHER Benny Kauff has boosted his av-| ,, a Pe west, according to “Judge” Fian- |; ighty-two lawyers are enter. | It's easy enough to be pleasant crage to ‘Dutch” Reuther, former Spo on nigan, Portland promoter who { tered. Handicaps wil! be given || When the weather about isn’t hot; Speaker Still Leads |kane pitcher now with Portland, — on came up to see the Elks’ sexta} to the less expert players. The But the one worth while Tris Speaker maintains his place | ¥&# drafted yesterday by the Chi- | ot show last vight. While Bronson is |) firet rounds must be played on | Is the guy who can smile at he & of the American|cago Cubs, and Tommy Fitssim- of a feather, Plannigan ts anxious to |) or before Sept. 20, and the sec- | | After heeling a mashie shot b 971 “ introduce him to Seattle fans by |} end rounds must be finished by ) % af at of of ott ay hs aS OS oe Vancouver and Butte short- rr matehing him with Chet Neff. |{ Sept. 25. A goodly crowd is ex- ‘| Europe is looking for peace next summer, whereas Christy Math- pening aisan tn thank nea with ® | patcher, was grabbed by Brooklyn, ol PORTLAND TO HAVE TEAM |) pected to follow the attorneys (/ |ewson's contract doesn't end until October, 1918 I mark of 348. Cobb fends in rung | Wynn Noyes, former Spokane pitch- nm IN HOCKEY LEAGUE ee | uniericn hotus | scored, with an even 100. ler now with Portland, was drafted ul , _ eee 1 ‘o e % "] Foctiand wMi be in the Pacific | Some pecple will go to any length seeking trouble. Robinson, étail-| °° _Hushes of Boston is the by Connie Mack. Coast Hockey league again ‘this; season the same as in the past.! pected back from San Francisco The Portland rink has been taken /the first of the month and will over by Ed Savage, manager Of /again have charge of the Metro- the Uncle Sams, and some of his | pojjtans. ings and Moran are moving heaven and earth and the seats beneath for the sole purpose, as it looks, of pushing their batsmen out agajnst| | Shore, Ruth, Leonard, Foster and Mays. } Re BB | People who ride a high horse usually are bothered by the altitude! | 3 8 tt | THE LAST EXCURSION OF assoctates. |COLORED LIGHTWEIGHT | The Seattle rink will open about |#EADED THIS WAY 44 | Ira Thomas has been signed to coach Williams college baseball nine. October 25. Pete Muldoon is ex-| ie Johnson, the clever colored Jess Willard, Here With Selle-Floto Circus | Thus Connie Mack may be able to secure a few college players next | | Hghtweight, will be in Seattle in a lyear. He on tried out 897 rah-rahs this season Ishort time. He will come here That justly revered Spanish itor. He said that in Ser Ernest| saan | jlooking for a match and should| weekly, Las Novedades, in its |Shackleton’s shack, a couple of| ots | basis have little trouble in finding one. | prestige Psion = ney Bane wehadgil Lear gg hadi eer men nie Rag | ; , In-view of Chet Neffs recent; that Jess Willard, champion [had been found undisputable evi-|} h N tf W S string of victories, ¢ match be-| two-handed box fighter of the [dence that Willard was an Es 1) e e ins ixt ' tween this lad and Johnson would| World, is just ae Spanish as old |quimau. He was the coldest propo-| , Hood Canal s ~al| Madrid, sitfon the neighbors eve: ) “4 4 d e | seem the logical one for some local a n neighbor: r saw, and| t j Entertainers | ismetse tte |_ ie name, according 9 the| when he pot the chat } traig ix in Ring: W. 8. C. HAS HEAVYWEIGHT Spanish side of it, is Jose Villar,{ice. all the old boys knew | QUARTERBACK ON TEAM and he was born in Navarre. It is|¥@* Esquimau Jess. Qheu! Qheu! . Art (“Bull”) Durham, the hefty explained that when Jose was only|OProadlu ploupalo woof! Which! Chet Neff hung up his sixth Another bout of sterling quality * Will Commence Their Washington State quarterback who |3 years old, and nad never been|means in Esquimau, “Whoa, Nell! straight victory in the hempen|Was the fracas between Harry SUNDAY, SEPT. 17 n- Engagement at has a place on the All-Northwest-|walloped, his famuy, selecting a|lead yer left!” square last night when he won a C&8*Y and Leo Houck. Leo gave} b] ® it lern team, will be back with Coach dark night, packed the family| What They Say eidiniend Guiiiad evet bow Beko 10 pounds, and altho he ‘0 || Dietz this fall. “Bull” tips the wreckage and made their getaway| Frank Moran and Jack Johnson | oUrToun x Peltor. scored a clean knockdown, and beld | Fast Steel Steamer a beams at 180 pounds. He looks | from the town of Tafalla. Why they|have nothing to say in regards to|Jamin, Spokane mitt slinger, with Casey even at all times, the Judges 6 ra e more like a tackle or guard than a/left incog no one knew, but the|Willard’s nationality, but they sing | eas : : ‘ tr So oe " qnarterback next thing heard of the Villar|toxether in chorus as follows The Inland Empire lightweight! George Ross, new member of rs Saturday, Sept. 16 LEO HOUCK WOULD FIGHT family they were in America mind.| “List to me while I tell ‘twas a |falled to mak y kind of a show- Frank Purcell’s stable, made his Every Eveni | “MUFF” BRONSON HERE ing their own business and getting |SPaniard who blighted me life. Om |ing with the rugged local lad. It initial appearance in the ring| t <a i Leo Houck, the lad who fought a along just so-so. te de dum, om de ve tum, oof off.” | was Neff's fight from the first bell st W e Fitzgerald. The little “d 6 to to | graw with Har Casey at tho Right, by Gos! . be the ipo sing ; d 2 lian fe cred showed consider. d Free Dancing at All Times Elks’ club last night, is anxious; Well, sir, our own investigation : ° he real feature bout on the card 4 ® in the fracas, and gives Sunday Dinner Concert 6 to 9 || to get a return match with “Muff*|proved that the Spanish editor, for Log Rolling Final Meleadgaem ements ogni uri | admprnn Sg by oping into « good t- | Bronson in Seattlé. Leo has fought |once in his life, was right, a fact Set" for This Esselwintup. ‘These hove teukht tke}. to tan eatnte seaner oie te |tronson a couple of encounters |Which will no doubt paralyze his e or 1S EVE jwindup. These boys fought like} In curtain raiser Kid Lavigne ‘oung tigers, and at the end of the won a hard-fought four-round de. The largest crowd ever gathered |Melee the two featherweights had cision over Eddie Murray of} jin the Crystal Pool {8 expected to everything well decorated with Bre finals of the log rolling Claret, including Ad Schacht, the) During an interval between the | away from home and has lost both hands so he will be unable to ta times. The last meeting the de-| There are many things t cision was a close one, in favor of |the hefty champion with Spain. To Bronson, Leo declare: begin with, the American minister | see tt REAL PAINLESS 4 DENTISTS Houck intends leaving for his|to Spain 1s Joseph E. Willard,|Contest tonight. Hampton, Perry |referee. The mix was declared a bouts Tom Jones, manager of Jess ° fathers ranch on Monday to get|There we have the name. Mr.|and Powers were the ‘winners in | raw. Willard, had a few words to say. | :. in shape wor a vigorous fall cam-(Willard’s daughter married Kermit|the preliminary encounters {ast | aign in the ring. Roosevelt Kermit is the son of |Dight and will meet tonight in the | ‘ = Pe . aX hin: T. R. There we have the fight.|final roll. The purse ts $100, ‘ NATIONAL LEAGUE Could anything be clearer? No! i Bellingham Moose Will | ——__—_—_——_ ‘ = =< : BE aaa. Won. Lost. Pet.| Where does Willard fight? In a| . | os Tl ring. Whe oes the colonel rota OF of C. Calls Grid | tee 99 pH his hat? Aw, shucks! it’s alto-| sah OT? De) S k U S t b 30 {| At tether too many.” View, viva, avai Clash With “U” Big more Up Septemover } i of] 47o| Villar! Hit him In the bread bas Re ——n Ce ‘ \e2 ™ 449\ ket, Jose! | Sept. 16.—Graduate ie | Ps om” 4s An Sequlmeut? Stroud of the U. of| The Moose of Bellingham, ac-y population of Tacoma, Seattle, ol order to introduce our mew : 5 ne 38 Witie we @ oe aritins the front|C» Yesterday issued the footoa f eersing to Dan Salt, is going (to) Bremerton, Everett, Port Town LMAN DOCK 9 A, M. whalebone) plate, which is the - J b hl hedthge dhe schedule for the blue and g ‘,|wake the natives September 30—|send, Anacortes 1 their * hat : st tha” notin Pall echedule © blue gold the , ‘ ieir own * lightest an4 strongest plate known, | PITTS2URG 1 42 g]porch of this article, Calliope|(oning season. The big gemes oc |When, in addition to a number of|thriving burg. Among the big fea. Arrives Back 10:30 P. M. set coves th dak at. thal SECO Qwalllouq, the noted Esquin 5 D. big games on | el led end of fifth; rain. mouth; you can bite corn off the| Scccvs, Evans ond Wagner; Marquara |#ktled into our sanctum to combat |the schedule are the two clashes |!ocal performers, Chet Neff, Harry | id Bobby pa Will be “Bight” Williams and allor Faulconer, two heavyweights. avigne will fur-| with the University of Washington | C"8e¥ DY Co, tthe tob; guaranteed 15 years. and Meyers |the assertions of the Spanish ed-/ *IV" 4 [nish 12 rounds of fast militog for| while Lavigne will, face the Calls only at Port Gamble, Brinnon, Hoodsport, - Gold crown ..... denned ies RIO, SAAC RONZON game pootpened |the Moose and their friends. The|doughty little Bellingham product Potlatch and Union City. 4 Wis sek ot Cots (WAAAY MMMO Te oc es vec baits . Pau! Stove Repair & Plumbing Co, Ch Ballard |smoker is to be pulled off in| Young Lundgren, who is said to be . r ST. LOUIS-PHILADBLP kame Fire back Inings ampion Ballar “airyland rink, which is being spe |a comer i q él $10 wet of tooth oo... ..0 ee $5.00 ong EO RRSRSIETON NT and: repeite for eh | P' Jcially fitted up for the occasion,! Members of the Moose from Ta The Scenic Trip of the Northwest : Bridge work, per tooth, cold $3.00 NNATINE R kinds “of | stoves, Squad to Have 11 ana, os it will hold about 1,500|coma, Seattle ‘and a number ar i : - White crowns .....- $3.00) . - maces, "WwW people without crowding, it can be|outside towns are arranging to A Miniature Alaska Trip. J Gold fillings .. 1,00 up AD LEAGU baghs ber “he Ballard Meteors will have a|seen that the Bellingham boys ex-|take a special boat at noon Sep ’ aiseer ona | en ae Bet put ie 84 on leootball team in the field again|pect to entertain portions of the|tomber 30 for the city on the bay, | e k eh igpeen ‘ EEE ED HY § feel ieee hi this season. The Ballard squad | ————~——————~ | returning Sunday. 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Colman Dock Main 3993 EMICAL 1 |] second and Spring Third Floor || *8** vi ysonn reo riors were put tLra_ their first isang 4 vs | a Op”, UNIVERsrTY #T, Shaw, Thomas and Henry; Cicotte and WPesite Vrasce-Patersos On ane Renm &. Hotel Ant scrimmage practico yesterday,