The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 11, 1916, Page 9

STAR—MONDAY, SEPT. 11, 1916. PAGE 9 fUTT AND JEFF "Mark Nee, U. 8. Pat, Ottien) BY BUD FISHER. Sometimes Inspirations Come in Thought Waves and Sometimes in Concrete Form. {% Come to GEE iT SAYS NERE THaT Acc ITERARY GENIUSES Conce NTRATE | “ta THEY ARE STUCK FOR & ide andy PKEME OR A WORD To RNYME Ww dm thal PPOE TRY, LLC TRY THAT er and *, werd} KAND WRITE A Poem, Dodte ecognk ee Iwas SAILING a TH, OCEAN WHEN gome THING MADE ME SICK, Solas TNE OCEANS MOTION UT THE HEAVING Of A——" ceeane ‘ LET ME SEE — WHAT RHYMES | Cheasty’s For That First Long “ , Trousers Suit d eo / y The Invincible Suit : : é , ; $16.50 | A at ee : aie cy me => \ ' Alwavs to nab . mn — : : OR: : Pp $16.50 raed | “Values Tell” ne late ) trans. nto the, He no-} WITH SICK, I MUST ConcearRate SURG, THAT'S IT! AND “THINK OF & WORD To 7 sid \ 4 RHYME tyrrny Wai. ae BRICK", wHy Didar x THINK OF LETS See WHAT RHYMES mse THar BE J Nutter Knocks ROOKIES WILL HAVE LUGGING ROOKIE TO HE lutter Kn ae: His sku’ | CALL IN MAJORS AS ~~ 4 1917 SEASON cong e NEWARK, O., Sept. 11.—The Fitzgimmons team of this city, composed of amateur ball play- ers, boasts of one real curiosity. He ie Outfielder Nutter, who, far as is known, is the only man in baseball who ever knock- ed a home run with his head nm a recent exhibition game with the Philadelphia Athletics, Nutter lost a fly ball, it hit him on the head and bounced over ithe fence for a circuit smash. cies CENSORED The golfer plunked to the bunker In a heel print, deep and sere; He playd four shots, but what he said I'll never tell you here. EW faces probably will be seen in many places held down for years by recognized stars in baseball next sea son. Young blood is going into the major leagues, and there At last he got upon the green; About half-way he spun it; Why should I tell you what he said? The paper wouldn't run it. —RICE. | % ot tf 3 ft 8 | Grover Cleveland Alexander has pitched more shut-outs than most © others have pitched victori Grover the Great stands today where | Matty the Immortal stood 10 years ago. And once every 10 years is a big average for a Matthewson or an Alexander. os 8% 3 8 A great pitching staff is a wonderful asset, but the Red Sox have 9 Jiscovered here and there that an outfielder like Tris Speaker also has his uses thru odd spots of the game. % % MS Some folks call the Boston Braves cultured, but Hank Gowdy still is nothing so true as the « ust be served saying that youth \ > \\ SOME SDRINTE! CAN RUN 100YDS IN ber of Iiant young ball players sitting | | There are at on the benches in big league parks, and a great many of these, | togeth sbtless will! | Iters Making |be regulars when the be Hit in Majors Among the most prom | destined to fall by the ways Young Al Walters, who !s spend-| infielder, probably the great & his first year in the big show od first string catcher for the Yan already is called one of the r with new ones dug up in the bushes, de ther season to start of the old heads who seem) | a\ Larry Lajoie. The yeteran | t second baseman who every | — +] ling game, and} | for ar at field y has announted his| lived, while he has been | well this ye t catchers in the business. On intention of retiring from the g at the close of the 1916] | Ia Pecent visit of the White Sox to ’ contends that coffee is the best drink ever poured into the saucer. season pp Ci i Mow ot While Bill Rose was getting a shave, the other day, a man 80 years New York, Gotham writers took 2 nr t Vie“ “ Sam Crawford, still dangerous as} will be among those present in the THE WAY great delight in comparing the Yan-|, patter, is slowing up, and it in| Braves’ training camp next spring Te Tue Fence LooKs Kee find with Ray Schalk, the Chi. _ at . - Seattine . = of age stole his overcoat. A younger fellow might have made off with ~m, Rhea robable he will be put on the skids | Also Manager Stallings is more or AFTER GUISTO'S : - | d not to Wal dis-| . ER GUISTO' SCOOPING UF | | Bitl's shoes. and not to Walters’ dis-|)) siugh Jennings. Oscar Stanage less disappointed with the showing BOMBAROMENT é | i sdvantage. | nn - a 4 THE HOT DRIVES ot 8 Bs 8s is another of the Tigers who likely of his outfielders ans x omy will feel the call of the minors The Cub fans and Joe Tinker - > After all this discussion as to whether Boston, Chicago or St. Louis Hall Calls Off c ae Mil enent been going have placed the skids under Heinie ‘ wrt would bound coyly away with the pennant, what a tidy little opening Ie erage “Do , Who May Decide American League Flag Race for |ieft for Detroit to operate one of those September finishes and upset © er Extraordinar Here is Louis Guisto, Fence-B ell for the ‘ le | Zimmerms ho, in spite of hi Portland Melee °. 2M ie < cso) ited pratnaaesas:e Sell. Wan, oes Cleveland Indians the entire pail of dope! The best tip In Detroit's favor is that no one i ket out of the American league, it/intent on doing mainly as he| A rookie first-baseman may de — - —— | has picked Jennings to win. Foe ee o }eb he American lea: ennant cs Laurence Hall, the Lincoln ban-|is accepted as a fact in Ban John- pleases t i ‘ tam, has called off his bout with son cireuit that Clyde will expert Cactus Cravath, probably has | race 1} e ° Barney Dreyfuss has just Issued pamphlet No. 15, showing why the | Billy Mascott, set for next week in ence ac e of scenery played his last son with the | Louis Guisto, a young Goliath \{ aj or aces ig ten national commission rie aa aed to the Pirates. he corn-f §-pou Rumor has it that Bob Groom Phillies, for the famous from the Portland club of the Pa-| : - hs : papel he cornted. 116 pount-| ip Ramet ay et Er ree has bean unable to help out [cific Coast league, will be the 5 ‘ If Bob Groom's batting average gets much smaller, he'll soon be gtart, and wants to be fit in his! pensed with next year by the much thie year with his fence. [hope of the Cleveland Indians in|) With 3 ee Ss to oO able to wear it around — aE er Rext battle. He has started shap-| Browns. busting blows. the final drive toward the cham-} LOskina FORWARD tec up at Austin & Salt’s | John Collins and Jim Scott are ohn McGraw probably will clean] plonship ut ne Now coins ths mabbhemols “and we two veteran members of the White house wholesale He is said to be} Major league scouts say the THE BIG STICK BATTLE Possibilities are almost as great in wa ask eee Sox who have falled to display their ready to drop the ax on the necks of | husky Italian will furnish the need American League |x race as in the National league wae saddest of the year; 28 N. W. League Meet former class this year, and they | several ed punch for Fohl's machi Players Atbat , Hits Petg.|Ineup. Detroit has failed to gain he manager, he up and says: They're ted in declaring he will 278| perceptibly on the champions, who We'll win the flag next year. Speaker 478 182 Date Is Switched ™” Pe ‘ropred. Jack Lapp. tor NATIONAL LEAGUE |!i0".ccuse honaey SES 60 |have had weak teams to play since Connie Mack has gone back—just like Thomas A. Edison, Henry” batting order which has centerd 1 f ° " k en the ff | Jacksc 1 183 351 | starting their long trip. This week Abita sb ad Mentuwdeloral” Barty Deeper aad Datty Lante hago yell rg PO ees ny they “Wil begin tere tmnibiany | ONS SAE CHGOR Se a te ot been do! but it a he latter has played a bang-ep pas Stns series against strong tenms of the = poet hd Wage oe atldovadloeo Beige Rigel howl rae Wo Pet | fielding game thix season, but his | Chase +++ 461 326 | West A gent who knows, says Mike Gibbons would rather fish than fight. phys- § until some time in December. The players will be dropped by the Red Philadelphia 76 [swatting has been a disappoint. | Daubert 392 318] But why should Mike sive demonstrations in the ring? A ; ? ment. Guisto CAN HIT in the | Wagner 353 315 * SSS a fi] He mpor fol."Veterann call im eat Chen PIS Creme on Res aT” °° ee mil ploed f cireuit and gonfalon chase lctub, may have some trouble in Coe the “find” of the year.” He says) NEW YORK, Sept. 11—with the] Squad Wins Game }'%« %ational league Sas ane nt of — ‘ holding on to bis job, for in Fred ; hk igs Peng “ra yop Pnabie ’ io : — ' - ag i « 3 Like °P' a fence-b rilecgue only weeks away,| oryyp Sent. 11.—The Pacific Whn Itchy Fumigate, the Jap tennis wonder, was winning, the Jap- wa} Local Ball Squad Panenens tne Ree Soe are ortting 82 2 4 {of former y also came out| Brooklyn Phtistetohih start |, OUNarr pneu Suey a fant | AN€S* Papers pulled it that tennis victories were either Oriental or accl- infielder of considerable class. At Cincinnat! 2 An 7 15 «lof the “E and th dental. Oh, those modest Japs! Os st what probably strongest opposl-| 4 i ircult, Guisto bats|this week a right-handed. He is 21) will prove th to the local contingent Sv to 1. Bill Mclyor, Seattle N Is Claiming Title Forest Cady already is surplus St Lutz and Gonzales, Brot weight § ¢ age, weighs 200 pounds,| * Guess you'll have to pay that bet. E h di iti t Ww. Because of its victory over Port Chick Gandil, after a brief (tem: Monely and Huhn re of age, gh 200 pounds, | tion. |W. league twirler, started on the! | y pay ven such unprejudicd a critic nday § Ludlow Sunday at Dug’s park, the| season with the Indians, may be Pittsburg 8146 2 is a product of Napa, Cal | 1 ie ie in first ay [hill for the visi but was ham. oe “gee has consented to go on record that he is of the opinion Nonpareil ball club {s claiming the| sent to pastures new. At Chicago vB) Oe r nate 7 Pitiadel As eons ‘eve | mered from the a a Wo championship of the Northwest in| The Boston fans are becoming) Miller, Grimes, Mammaux and Sullivan to Come [halt over Philadelphia. ‘The Braves | pees cr seml-pro division. The game! disgusted with the tactics of Johnny Schmidt; Packard, Prendergast and Rack to Seattle! org brag Prien on pleco ver'| Large Crowd Turns (Advert ent paid for by Webster Club of Spokane) s played for the title and a side! Evers, captain of the Braves, and it Archer and with } 1 ppled, | ~_ i > ecceadl aig et ‘ slipped into third place for Trapshoot COURT bet, and ended $ to 1. is hardly probable the fiery Trojan piscine ik icici Sethe coneabna tar tram aatle ter Out or T p held Lee Johnson to a six-round ireen Lake saw a large crowd out | = | pea {4FAW in Portland, fs expected back | for another Philadelphia-New York |Sinaay Jack Converse, amateur, py on. Los ,|in Seattle soon, He may be seen| contest at New and George Garrison, professional, | s cd ! t ° sejon the next Austin & Salt card, to Easy for Dodgers were the high guns of the shoot. | K . 43/be put on in a couple of weeks. Brooklyn has found the going] iach cracked 49 out of a possible| Candidate for Prosecuting Attorney ::*'::: tHE) “Reports from the Rose City aay[emry so far in Boston. | Philadel |50'in the so-ied shoo ?| sullivan haw made a hit in the Ore sot vie a at ah oF ym at the hands of ATE Philadelphia ‘ ‘ |the Giants and will have to fight i m bard to maintain its position with icine | Ly in easy striking distance of the] jconateaation 16F (Say pene eet At Chicago | Dodgers | St. Louis no-| Plank and Rumler; Russell and | Just Printers | In the American league, Boston |[ 1013 THIRO MAIN 1043 gained half game on the close Detroit 2 a 1 following Tigers, while Detroit was Hi At Cleveland $3 4 oe losing to Cleveland, The Red Sox You or Ing | James, Roland, Cunningham, | being In| Washington, were {dle Ehmke and Stanage; Morton, Bag: | yesterday People (PAID ADVERTISEMENT) AMERICAN LEAGUE tern’s featherweight, who recently|another conflict between the! ame ginal shoot of the season at SHORT TERM | | Rraves and Dodgers at Boston and|, Read what the neighbors of Webster's opponent think of the two candidates: Are the peaple losing all the sense of proportion and of the eternal fitness of things? I have just got through read- ing an rsement of one Elihu F. Barker by several hurch organizations of Walla Walla, and am bewildered and nonplussed. “To mix the Christian church with a man of Barker's type feates how easy it ts to fool ple. ) read the commendations referred to, one would gain t impression’ that Barker something only a little a tin god adored by nighted tribe of barbaria Adjectives have been ap plied to him with effusion, pro- fusion and with little regard to facts Let's see about this man the | Schalk and O'Neill Chicago, which has be | DENTISTS strong as a pennant cont ' | | fered reveraal yesterday at the] Ye toilers who cannot of St. Louls and lost some + e the benefits of a winning streak | gain or afford a layoff can 1 Kamen, ‘Today the Tigers | now have your dental work . 4 land will clash again Pi and as a result will not meet Karl TEETH oxton is scheduled with the Sen-|done evenings By The Conner of Tacon Friday night at Paares; nd the White Sox are due | Right Dr Brown, The the Elks’. The main event will be conflict with the Browns Joe Gorman Not to Battle Here Joe Gorman tried hold-up tactics He twice aspired to the Su- judgeship of this county was twice defeated by cant numbers. an attorney for a big corporation, He was dis- His firm then adver: furnished by Joe Benjamin and —_—_—__—__. ___________ | Dentist, whose offices will tised through the public press for b ess adverse to its for- e t—a high example of professional rectitude! “He is spoken of as a ‘fino Christian gentleman,’ yet he is a MEMBER of no church professing the Christian religion. “The facts of the matter are, we believe, that Barker is a better politician than he is a Christian; that he has succeeded, like many others have done, in ‘putting one over’ on a lot of over-realous, but misguided Christian folks who ought to have known better but didn’t ‘his newspaper would consider {t a calamity if a man of Bar- ker's type secured a place on the Supreme Bench. How would you like to h ea man on the S whore conceptior j Chet Neff Instead. Joe Harrahan | 4 and Conner will furnish the semi: | FREE be open from 7 to 11. | final, : - ~ ——-—--- —— lin order to introduce our new Directly Foot of Cherry St. . (whalebone) plate, which {# the a VBR SRT BBE a Rangel Boh inert! ETE PHYSICIAN Bosses to Lose Jobs 0e8 not cover the roof of the) detriment a mouth; you can bite corn off the |i. means than any Man, Woman . URAL ourt Bench is of e fol of the Chicago major league cubs, | Gold crown .... 83.00 Hen i hand obtain @ Joe Tinker and Clareace Rowland, 815 set of teeth (whalebone) $8.00 & t f f Neea FR lowing advertisement are ted for the soape! runway | 19 get of teeth ; $5.00 |! #, Har, Nowe and Throat Spe Tonight and Ail This Week NOTICE yefore another season opens. Of ‘ i PREK—#o why wait? wnas ag For more than twelve years we have been connected as attor- course, the customary denials Rave | CTaee Werk, per tomth, enld C800 SONG Oe. fons neys with the Walla Walla Valley Ratlway Company » Pacific White crowns . Inge, 8:20; 100 to Se Power & Light Company and their predecessors lations with p been made by the club owners, but huredny and Saturday | records are records, and when man- Gold fillings ... County as a_car # |agers fail to deliver with the M@& Bilver ffllings cuting Attorney I have - law enforceiery smbscrew {terial given Rowland and Tinker, | pigting fiittngs ..... and the enlightenment |the fans are certain to demand a| ded these gri aide tolchange. And, since the fans pay| . All work nteed for 16 years. of evidence ould con him to the same dishonored the freight, thelr demands usually in legal history, He serena [oO some weight these companies are now severed, and we are in position to be con sulted by any one having business adverse to these companies, ““RADER & BARKER, “‘Attorneys at Law.’ (The Walla Walla Valley Spectator, Sept. 1, 1916.) And the following from the Aberdeen World of September Sth, the editor of which paper was a resident of Walla Walla for a great many years A Tacoma Voters’ league, which claims to be able to carry an election In Tacoma, has endorsed a state ticket made up of contrar- feties, “Having performed this duty dictated by common sense and an RIGHT DRUG CO. FIRST AVENUB Hetween Spring and Seneca MEN. | KNOW THAT| NEW PANTAGES Mats 2:20, Evenings, 7 and 9 HENRIETTH DE SERRIS than’ quuase ose. tee Beautiful Models mn the cause of your SLATCO'S long standing trouble nou | conduct be inf ned by, any ao-called interest, | or class, but arises #0 ely [stn desire to fill the office with | place . f, and with impartial, |prevent crime oft he encourages It; and Body n betrays bis partners. His call te orth hia met un-{ . : $, i OTHER BIG ACTS reciation of erits, the Tacoma league throws sense to the winds . and hin awor wy | Ritchie Mitchell tion 10° and 20e 1] eeetnGoraing BI Barker, of Walla Walla, for the Supreme Court able. He lean | Mont of hur present patronage te por # 200 dE tar “the four-year term against Stanley Webster, Ask any lawyer, ; ‘ f r ated earioat | Was to Challenge -.: ded hy ‘cur early custor ‘ 5 Beets | Anlk the people of Walla Aaltag who have twle 1" Harker for i t é ‘ Ritchie Mitchell, who. aside from pave tex , k Whe ames 9h “TL Atternoan, 1:10 to 31 Keven, 6:20 to 1 nad ° : : i Pre : ore ofloharley White rnd Willle Ritehle, {0 our office, be sure vou are tn the h a PACK LEVY AND SYMPION ats mae bater | the Supr : of : incipies 1" liq considered the man most fit to n ‘ : athlete ali |[ Mie De VERN AND POSING t; sare x, tie an wind gd 7 th fice. 1|box Freddie Welsh for the cham \ to me ior BNOWFLAKIC ‘ ot nia mentale fa to the f Oe | otedge | iin voters Nol BM nehip, was all ready to leave for Cut - Rate | «or man Biood Test. r Vaudeville facta In_any given Case s of the demagogue, Jon 1 th w omitted. | pier ine presa or implied, | 2ionshiD, wi 1 chat DK, DONAWAY dvgrading, the bench. He even employs fraternal connections in his And I io this without the aid other promise Sopris anyone in|Colorado Springs to isste & Dentists 202-8-4 Liberty Building ‘Appeal for votes, Why any voter or any league of voters should Of a brass band and without hye, |has heen weit ort: and upon this|lenge in person, but at the last mo Union and Third. Opposite Fosteffien || Mats. 100 Any Seat; 10 think for a moment of endorsing such w candidate for, a judicial Y toric very willful infraction of) rere ent Tam asking the nominal ment became scared oft by the UNIVEnsrtY st. ie ee ees a oe ae || anews Change Thu tnitiKjon pansea comprehension and outrages intelligence, Any penal statute will be p na {tion at the hands of the only Dollt-|i oeeneg raflrond tie-up. Quacstte Fraser-Paterson Om. ‘udays, 10 « m te 1, with vigor and determinatio techni violation of @ grotesque ic ever joine al party I hav