The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 25, 1916, Page 10

H MAKE THESE KID: RRR enn PHONE TTL MAIN ‘AR Bd WANT AD RATES Dis cont a Bix a boon ve A and situati ral Notte ‘Transic Ine per insertion he for the price Charge construed as an a ie peeaition by the adv H Gash receipt when addressed to box numbers je Star. When Want Ads ining box n nbers are t one The Star wil ties calling for * fumes no responsibility acto: wotand and wife Hected: renee! free, Credit “erat practice 4 aye Main D P. GOR oF fee refunded 5 = HANK ¢ Head office T inches in Ci business nd time dep $ x ff Sasttle Branch Mr FR Iestand. Mer, | Billiard Tables P FOR SALE — BILLIARD 7 Brand new. carom and pocket 3 lete outfit. $125: second-hand ta t teduced prices: bowling alley igeeelien: any payments. Ciear Gelicatessen and soda fountatn ree ollen ‘The Hranewick-Ralke der Co « 200-202-204 First a Bicycle Supplies aon Wonk —o 1231 Fourth. Phone Main wis. ERMAN-AMER O06 1. Ce Rmith Bide Bi vee aie ree Gand 410 Propet Hoot Co. 202 m Bide, Main 2310 folateral Loans QRESPECTANLE PLACE Pimoney on DIAMONDS and JEWEL JEWELRY. RY CO. 02 ona Cameras and Supplies F LOWMAN &it ANFORD C fe) WHY OF COURSE| NOT— DON’ T [7g TALK “THAT $ | BABY “TALK To pen DIRECTORY °: 1—Funeral ree “ ee too Tapnma, | FOR WALT Kodaks and Photogr 8 DEVELOPING 4Q, Any size roll } Piret Ave end Cherry. Tel Main 1181 MARA Junk. Rasa Tank 2291 Phrenologists —_— MADAM KIRL EGYPTIAN PHRENOLOGIST Seade your head * ie te indicates trom ie sondie to rave hat basteees” you Bre adapted for, when Explains Katiataction Physicians and Surgeons 7 HARMIBON bot BIRTH ie Autos for Sale 6 GOOD jined care RP Winton Storage Weil Drilling ‘and Testing 4—Furniture Wanted. Disks Vara. Co, 416 Vike Main @ "EM CRY I i Sale Miscellaneous . ‘ TENTS, ver thing J Webb Kite au Un aw in Canvas hen & Co ersity Pia trade, v Ne oun y, rent ord Exeh SPRCTALTY repair. Riliote 2678 HOUSE rumenta | $2.60 $2.50 ake CLEARING For M fa wi maw Ing boa Ande » 1S—Lost and Found 1% ii a war THAT BABY CHAT YER You WAS GIVING THEM WAS ENOUGH TO MAKE OM Nes, | SUPPOSE YOU KNOW ALL AB And Up ADAI INE 4 eo 0 PORE MASSAGI appetizing dishes Wilbard ap Untuenished Apartments nth and Union Suits $2 | and Up rue wt is HEAR PROM whirk on WwW YOUR ADDRESS FOR PARTICL GHOKGE J. HEINE? Tria Friday LLOYD vray you ne MABBA Madam no fee Cal i i eT F ii , ' * MA iti 4 . 1 PAY ¥ itinpu nine i 1 i . i MODERN HATER 1 RATE UaINe i io VALUE i Fon are | 7 rk 5 1 aint Lilly * clothes shop 21—Female Help Wanted i WANTED WOM? FOR GOVERN C i i i i TP 8) 00 he ? TEDDY HARDI ' ATTEND WUT | Apt. 4, Arcade H treo, at Hi ne, | DENVER DVB WORKS spring tice | U we ne ® TOWRE EYEGLASSES, RPRCTACLES, FITTED with spherical lenses. complete, $9.59. ta arta, Op Mrokes Diese 5 7 c a a | oe > ’ * ry EW IANA? = ry BHARPENS SAPETY plied on ao, Me ‘ BLADE PLACE Sat eew SPANGENBERG r Main 19 oe Keys WEETLAKE— Second-hand HOTELS AND L APARTMENTS ' « - oo. . delayed u RK ‘ CORDIALLY 1 A * n iNiguh HOTEL. & ; ope nea? Union. 2, 2. ¢-room apartments, § : ‘ A mu fineare Dt 14—For Sale Boats UNCH, WiLHARD Crane | ~Business | WANTS 00 To BE MY UTTLE SweerhearT- MY LITTLE SHOOKY ~ UKUMS — 4. WILL 00 Be MY STAR—FRIDAY, AUG. 25, 1916. PAGE 10. uTtTLe Honey? No, | *sPose HE'S NOT TALKING BABY TALK TO KEEP ’EM QUIET = HE'S SUCH A WISE GUY! FF bey LOR Cpe | Personal 25—-Spiritual Mediums For Business i ‘ WATE very Ace FASY AASEN & ACREAGE 39—WMeerfront Property FRONT SEXTON ¢ EGYPTTIAD PHRENOLOGIS1 MADAM MEL Ant Rent Furnished Chances sKi00 res FOR SALE 41 ACREAGE FOR SALE \* Boy BAe ‘ te th reer, 2 Ibe My ACKES, IMPROVED tc pot roast, 16 ORCHARD, KUNNING WATER ’ | ’ -1 « © seer f A PRET ECT SNA he a Pogues: ei =e OOD, LEVEL LAND! oye 4 ; | CORNER . ee | Wrst OF SEATTLE . ag yy ans bee x » ACKES, s50 ° eo CASH. #10 PER MONTH “ » f ‘ * « ena pe AASEN & SEATON €O ‘ {tee * . 419 GOOD TRADE 2 at 60ACRE DAIRY FARM . « ‘ " - | PRICK #300, B80 CASH, B10 MONTH * : | CUIPPORD & VAN ARSDALE. Ine f wot te I *AIN oe i Land ne CASH, $790 TER NTH & VAN AMSDALI, Ine bungalow Price § k eale, § y rr JODERN BUNGALOW 43—LOT FOR SALE 44—Houses for Sale PHIN NE Y AVE. SACRIFIC $100 45—Farm Lands for Sale. 2 PUBLIC MARKETS hiv. « WATER FRONT SANTPARY eND ACREAGE PUGET SOUND | STEAMERS ALL LOCAL ROUTES || | wTRAMEns DOCK, | Remttie Victoria, & { Port © otpm & Thure'y Otam Ate Thura’y Fort Townsend—Port Angeles aad Was Ports 1200 iite, s Kin opm 00am leaving KT 8¢ Theket r FOOT OF MARION San Joan isiande—Rellingbar Sy for Bellingham via | Thurey san Juan Toland fatur'y pointe Friday | Townsend—Port Angeles—Nesh Bay and Way Porte 66 [Ktramer Utopia, for) 6Opm nd, Port a | Hood Canali—Gembie—Ludiew Pddam Str, Potinteh, for) 246am aily Ludlow, Port Gamble, dally except angor and alll except Bunday » Hood Canal! Monday mand Austin Soam (Str Toopm amily daily except except Bunda Monday Steamer Kulshan will call at Port much LEAVE FROM COLMAN STREET ~Arvive | Beattie | DID YOU EVER FACE DEATH? HERE’S HOW 4 SEATTLEITES DID YOUR t hat wa every one ha heen neat inately alway A St their narrow ¢ around to al ho have had If ye write Me u have ha The Star nwhile look over the exper one ed seeming! Horton bidg., lead around In his forehead as proof of the fact that he looked death right square in the face and lived to tell about it. in 1910, of there- when | was jail phys ican,” he explained, “and | was fooling around the medi cine chest in the jail wild, screeching and | saw a t my face prisoner Dr. Corson, Ww. H carries a piece of ° a4 SON OF MORGAN IS] ITIZEN JACK TAR | « | heard a and turning arc fire coming Hildebr d ll of nto nd had ob a revolver somewhere and nt to get out or get some in t attempt Shot in the Face The ball of fire that struck me n the face was a piece of hot lead. | Fate guided it against a bone and | it was deflected. Rushing up tol me, Hildebrand pressed the smok ng gun against tain he ” body my stomach and elled to the guards to throw him the keys else he would shoot! me | 1 don’t know now if I wa afraid or not, but I do know I war etrified. Hildebrand heard the) evards running behind him and he} ducked into a cell When the jailor threatened to shoot him in the cell unless he tossed his revolver out, Hilde-| brand did as he was told Dr. Eagleson has operated my eye twice, but has been unable the bullet. It doesn't} = so I guess I'll let it rest| Qunperwooneunsaawees | TJUNIUS SPENCER MORGAN the | one of the hundreds of “jackies” in the citizen naval cruise, is the |son of J, Pierpont Morgan, fi- on the U. S. S. Maine, taking part rancier. NORTHWESTERN MAY or to remove have faced beat bim ndeed, I Reaper and o- Yes, Grim Close Call for Stetson Frank L. Stetson, Seattle fire chief, missed death by but two seconds as the crow flies | He has missed it several | times, but this was his closest | | CSPert Townernd—Peort Angeles I Townsend Special Hous, for Port rpet wnaend City of Angeles, Poopm Sunday Wainieale, ‘Townaen tor Port ngston, Gam bie, Saturday Onty | emer 1 y points, northbound. Heattie at 10 p.m * are boat landings these pointe and for landing pointe must make! arrangements for landing, | all rink and Hebility 1 landing Steamer'a py dors not Include boat land Is limited to wear-| fabiiity 9100 for DUND NAVIGATION CO, Office, Colman Dock, hone, Main 2993. man got a crashed skull D. E. Dugdale, Seattle magnate, The only thing that saved m¢/ returned Thursday night from a as the fact that the truck Was)trip to Montana » his team and jtwo seconds ahead of us. Had we | divulged the above information. Ac- struck ft in the middle it would | cording to Dugdale, the Montana have meant an early appointment | fans have been clamoring for four of a new fire chief. jtowns in the leag This would A cat has nine lives and I | inaterially cut down the operating |know I have that many at least" expenses of the circuit, as the se BE AN EIGHT-CLUB I have dodged falling walls and eaten suffocating smoke for so| LEAGUE IN 1917 meny years that I hardly realize 1 m ever facing death,” Stetson said | When time comes to play ball But on June 30 of this year I/rext spring, the Northwestern a was racing to @ call when my m4-/Jeague. in all probability, will be chine collided with the rear end of!an eiehtclub orgznization instead hose) track No. 26. “Firemen were)of 4 stx-ctub league, as for many |thrown all over the street. One| years past Hammond Shot by Mistake chedule could be so arranged that | four cities would be visited at the Frank E. Hammond, lawyer | castern end of the league instead and republican candidate for | of but two, as is now the case congr came very clo to | The plan to line up two other death once and it was ali @ | Montana cities has been known for terrible mistake. some time, and the majority of the it was back in my home town. | jeague directors seem to favor such Hamburg, Iowa, in 18 when I/q move for next sdason. r was courting my present wife.” | Three Cities Listed you've been married be-| Three cities would be given con- |sideration. They are Helena, Mis- Then fore? ‘0, she is my present wife and|soula and Anaconda. the only one I have ever had. | Talk that Portland is to lose its Reg pardon.” | Coast league franchise may mean My girl's house had been bure-|that the Rose City will ask for a larlzed a few nights before this| place in this league. In that cas articular evening when I called, the Vancouver franchise might nd they were nervous. When !|tronsferred there until after the left it was late, and on the street I| wer, In event that Portland should saw a suspicious looking person.|/come in, the classification of the I crossed the street and stood in|jeague would be raised a notch, the shadow of a tree |from B to A The first thing I knew I was| shot in the back, the bullet five /HUGHES in WYOMING; ing half an inch from my spine. 9 When my assailant ran up °/ HAS STRENUOUS DAY me, I discovered it was my first cousin and we both thought eac other bad-wen. I've got the bullet BY PERRY ARNOLD sa locadecnasteunte 36° Hers | _U. P. Staff Correspondent F LARAMIE, Wyo. Aug. 25.—Re a sg nego Hind Ara sblican Nominee Hughes got him- self'a new name—Judge Walk- as death?” Inspector of Police / over Hughes—broke all quick ae Powers verge oy [dressing records and otherwise Pree - b HAR be wit eng | lived the strenuous life in his one- leath for two weeks with this | day campaigning in Wyoming to- ccinhlly mine,” he wheezed [day When the nominee's special ‘i : ra pulled to Rawlins, at a lit Hut, Inspector, haven't you ever| i, atter 7, a crowd of several hut been oe er dip hovwg An some) dred people gathered at the rail- Jam yd ghd fy thought you were | joaq depot, whooping up, a lively hear the e welcome Mike Powers, policeman extra-|" ‘The governor was not scheduled crdinary, nat back and reviewed in}., make a speech, but when he his mind the 26 years of experi-| i eard the noise he started to dress. ence of the Seattle police force. | tHe appeared within four minutes casting about for his cated the back platters: kde Gael escape w under his ear, his hair w il ae Ahees Oe Feeee oes. ee brushed, his shoestrings untied an said, “when Seattle was running | oven his whiskers unparted, but he like the mill tails of hell that I} -o¢ there in time to expound brief- came closest to leaving this world Ty his. belief 48 republican’ wrated! op. whee & tionism ‘There was a coast-famous hop: | head-burglar who was getting | LONDON FORTRE: wealthy in Seattle and we couldn't | catch him, I got a hunch one day | and beat it for the old Fremont | AT TACKED, is CLAIM | house south of Yesler. The hunch was correct and| ju. . tly’ and 1 met in a dark hett|, BERLIN, via Wireless to Saville, about three feet wide. I could see | AXf A German airship last bulging eyes and his white face |MIBNt attacked the fortress of Lon | he n pouring lead at mg/0.” said an official statement, is six feet down the hail, so T knew (Sued this afternoon, “Four aer | ‘is oaths were sincere, He really {Planes were shot down in air com- | did want to get me, so I returne i aoa iis. fire. A sat: yecame vo amore, WOMAN STILL WAN fired at the spot where I thought BAR he ought to be. He took advan-|,,MOUNT CLEMENS, Mich., Aug, tuge of the smoke and left. 1 fol-| Mra. Ermil Pettit, who killed lowed hint to a fish shop across the | her husband on the street Aug, 17, street and got him. He hed barei.| Wil be arraigned in Justice John’s part yidteal FOS mnday, Today 8 . ded himself in a refrigerator eburt "Monday, : TeMy eke Uae Yes, about seven clece cnes {#2d Wan, and apparently has not ot passed within four inches of my |Tecovered from the shock. It te head, but shaw, every street man {Bt Known what line the defens has close ones, or he isn't a good | Vl! take copper : . Mrs, Pettit accused her husband, Inspector Powers began thump-(# clerk at @ local hotel, with un ing his chest and figured he would | {@ithfulness. Immediately after the rather fool with gun play co Bear Mrs, Pettit said: “He de- dope for a cold, served to die like a dog,”