The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 18, 1916, Page 4

STAR—FRIDAY, AUG. 18, 1916. PAGE 4, gastannagnngnagnnry ggnnasuansuasnisszsgussasecazszasatezasy sestnegausnassateaszsesnigtasassgusziaetty: aeasasteagsesessssssssssstste eagensey g2tsggnszssazsussegseasestestsssaazszs: — gensemyseaegieaatsty B: 4 A Novel A Wee ™neacress” $6] into the Primitive” “ey2e" 4 wee JULIET G, SAGER we & Co Hii Tinittiinnannn |e ESE ectURavatatcadtoecesttozsd Tesussseveevansuduuatasudetesstatseaeas eesretinreregg Neat W THE SEATTLE STAR MEMDAN OF SCRIPPS NORTHWEST LEAGUR OF N jee of the hy. Postottioe tacholar—then the stock sharks) “Best place I could think of. cheated me of my savings—ont of|animals—and I piled stones ov the last penvy; and I had to take 3 °° But, 1 look here. vervice, A valet--his Grace's valet He drew out a plece of wadded and 1 a scholar! Do you wonder ed off into little square the devil got into me Do you . by crossing lines of s#tite ® One Hiake'’s deep voice, firm but|of the squares near the « strangely husky, broke in upon and| been ripped open. Bin ed th ry of agony e his finger, and worked out an em Becond-C (Continued From Our Last Issue) | CHAPTER VIL By mail, out of city, Ihe per month up to € mos, € mos 61.90; year $2.50 rrier city 266 a month. The Storm | I WAS several days later that) Miss Leslie, returning from her] exK Kathering, found Blake put ting the finishing touches to a door . . , Will S anish-A meriecan for her private sleeping ca | * you've said enough.” erald the size of a large pea The first barrier that he had con Blake throat himself between O-b-h!” cried Migs Leslie, as he structed he had torn away, and in| Miss Leslie and the crumpled fig-| held the glittering gem out to her Im ck, and carefull ure n his rough Get back around the tree,” he| He 4 anald harshly thruet it again into ite pock 1 can't go,” she half whispered. That's one,” he said 1 s not until—until I've learned—Do | another in every square of this in you—can you tell me just what is|nocent, harmless rag—dozens o! ita stead be had constructed a door of solid bamboo, interwoven with] thorns in such a manner chat the} sharp spikes were all on the out-| side. This whole was balanced on a crossbar in the middle, and swung War Veterans Stand for These Political Pirates? . i a " ‘on this as on a pivot, On the in paranoia?” rm, He must have made a ¢ It is high time for patriotic veterans of the J[side ne nad arranged a bar and Blake tnpped the top of bis head p of the duke's—or, more socket that, dropped in place, #e "Near as 1 can say, it's softening e duchess’ jewels. Now, if y Spanish-American war to resent the insult heaped cured the girl absolutely from sll | of the brain—up there,” lease, | want you to sew th upon them by the Bolo club. fotruders | “Do you think that-~" she hee-|tight again, and—" = This club has falsely given the impression ff); But {ts absurd for you to ko to tated—"that he had ft? 1 cannot—I cannot touch it! rat wo alee 6! . all this needless wor! Blake paused to consider. she erted that it is the spokesman of Spanish war veterans Jf tested. “Not that I do 9 “Well, I'm no allentat. 1 thought a f.etetitlien wt ae mumbled Hak me? Of course! It was only the the thought that No wonder, I always am a foo! him a softy from the first confounded stupid of me elate your kind thought | safety, Yet look at your hand Flake hastened to put his bleed | | in Seattle, while in truth it represents a faction that is devoted solely to the purpose of trading votes for political spoils. Hawkins, if that's bis ad brains, all right have been cracked, W dotty, they sometimes # ont you excu ing hands bebind him. “They are no sight for a lady The “pork barrel” is its slogan. The candidate he sauttored, apologetically Hut cute, The best I can think en it comer to ladies, I'll {ix the ‘ie aa ee rat, I want to make sure you un-| is that loning his savings may have| shing all rig who offers the most “jobs” at public expense to B gersiand fastening the door. Try made him slip a cog, and then the|” Catching up the nearest the bars yourself.” cure over the way we landed here| pot, he crammed the q club members is indorsed and gets the votes wf the membership. THE BOLO CLUB'S PURPOSE IS TO CAPITALIZE AND COMMERCIALIZE THE PATRIOTISM OF SPANISH WAR VETERANS. and bis spells of fever probably hur-| down within {t, and filled it to the ried up the softening , brin » sticky m Then you belleve his story?” There! Guess nobody's going to 1 do. But if you'll 60, run off with a jug of mad—and it won't hurt the stones till we get a chance to look up the owner. He She obeyed, sliding the bara fr jand out until he nodded his sate faction. | "Good!" he sald. “Now promise me you'll slide ‘em fast every night.” : coe 08 : “If you k it, But why? . - ¥ yn't be hard to find h duke It is not fair to allow these political pirates to “L want to make perfectly safe.” CHAPTER & saieha plat (ok eecalens sear’ besmirch the name of those who have given their “Safe? But am I not secure Wreckage and Salvage idval Will vou waked (te settia with— e fixed u “Look here, Misa Lestie, promise a me straight you'll lock up tight every night.” WELL | | “Very well, | promise,” responded , | the girl, not a little troubled by the a pecive | a reel Theerie ant ma spat [strangeness of his expression } some | | tered rubbish | aain to her sewing od ema ; : ee ress Ot Se Soe ee ‘ HERG) | Not being able to find dry fuel,| He was back before Miss Leslie flag by hiding its piracy under the folds of the f)the door and went out, During sup TIME w the girl gathered a quantity of the | bad stitched up the last slit in the | Stars and Stripes cmaadictaly atiorveld Wont off to YOU'RE SUING) ‘cast sodden of the twigs and] tor flax . mmediately afterwa at off to : TO SIT $M! | | branches, and spread them out on} She looked up at him, with a} THERE SHOULD BE NO ROOM HERE [hls beg an wedge ta the cleat aunshine. While| Drave attempt at « smile FOR VOTE SELLERS AND TRADERS. ard hereett fet Wan ofl ons bare hier firewood was Gry vthen| “Lam afraid I'm not much of a an,” she sighed. Look All the wood in the cleft was) the cave after thin odden from the fierce downpour No; not as it § that had accompanied the eyclone;| He modded soberly. “All right everything without the cave bad|then. Now I'll go for the new flag ped | staff.” She nodded in turn, and turned Services to the country in honor and in good faith, and not for the purpose of EXPLOIT Patriotic citizens in all walks of life, veterans or not, should be quick to resent the gratuitous ‘insult which the Bolo club flings at the American } fastened herself in with all elx ba: © “ 7 + 3 ’ 1 1. an 1 ocan a arch for jost articles. needle w The spectacle of a personal representative of f/Sbe wakenod at dawn, and hastened When she dug out the pottery ware, | at those stitches!” fi ak akta she found her favorite stew-pot and Don’t fret. They'll hold al! right. f too late hat he had) . wie setidipael |bat she found herse There were ¢ one gubernatorial candidate offering to give the Bolo club more jobs than all other governors have given its members in the past 15 years; the spec- tacle of this club, by oversight, endorsing an inde- pendent candidate for commissioner, and then quickly wiping that out to endorse his opponent who had something to offer the members; the spec- tacle of an endorsement denied to an independent Candidate for congress who is a Spanish war vet- eran and turning right about and endorsing another one of the platters in fragments. | and tet's wh ve want he ro-| —————<— | ‘The drying-frames for the meat had | assured her jive it to me now. | eaten and gone dawn T I " 1D. , She bit her lip in her disappoint. and nefther appeared, tho she de! cave floor lbeen blown awey Ive got to get ft up, and hurry layed supper until dark At Inet . , : | Catching sight of a bit of white) back for a nap, Tonight I'll have ment, for she had planned to show peer un a 4 * Once she fancied that she heard} . to go on Watch. The barricade is him how much she appreciated his|tired of waiting, she covered the piake shouting outside the door; | 2%? among the bamboos, she went : absurd but well-meant concern for |fire and retired to her cave. The put when she screamed a shrill re her safety, As it w he had gone /S!r was stifling, She paused, with! sponse, Ure st moc her with off without a word, and left her to|ber hand upraised to close the echoing shri and she dared not the questionable pleasure of a tete-|*¥inging door, She had propped it venture to free the door, If it were ewtete with Winthre Hoping to/ © ag Pong came out in the Blake, he did not shout again. oid this, she hurried her preg morning. After ® moment's hosita-| pe cently she became aware of & tons for = day on the cliff. Hat/tion abe went on, leaving the 400r) change in the atorm. Quickly the before she could get off W wide open hurricane gusts fell away to a gale bs ‘ ° 4 close it ’ A ~ of the storm had failed to disiod sauntered up and began to speak 1 will rest a little and 1 the gale became a bree thats, "Sta vecovery bevmnet 06 the E candidate who is a recognized spoilsman—these J very rapidiy: “dias Geneviove, L-- later.” sho sighed breeze lulled and died away, stifled t ' n Fy ‘ A I wish to apologize. I've thought it} A® hour passed. Something het tial rat 4 a special providence; for, of course Two WRONGS MAKE occurring in one night, furnish enough reason for Pioyie ve mado a mistake-1—1/ moved In a bush a little way down "yinio tne sare ait was again reacts seed are: eptat enuinely patriotic veterans of the Spanish Ameri- J mean my conduct the other day was| ‘he cleft. A crouching figure > gary and silent. Utt usted, HT | ion war As rise up against their cane detrac- [vile utterly vile! Permit me to ap-| peared, dimly outlined in the dark- po sirl hed sunk down oad ‘allan ow ga hg Po fan iT RIG HERE oft to it, and was not a little surprised | down.” to neo the tattered remains of her) He caught up the ftilag and its duck skirt, It had evidently been | new #taff, and swung away thru the torn from the signal staff by the cleft first gust of the cyclone, whirled, The next few weeks were lived t and wadded so thru much as had been those of of the thick the past the fu (Concluded in Our Next Issue) down into the tightly {nto the he clump of stems that all hrope on a stew, she hunted out her sew.) . peal to your considerateness.” ness. — asleen. | Brit = Si tors in the Bolo club. |” The girl threw out her hand ina| A dlinding flaah of light pierced "00? wakened by a hoarse| if materials trom thelr crevice in] NEW MARTINSVILLE, W. Va. |Little gesture of protest. the blackness, The figure halted - Oarse! the cave, and began mending the| jug 17.—Mrs. Everett Shepherd | call: “Mise Jenny! Miss Jenny,!giits in the torn flag. q answer me! Are you all right?” |" When Blake appeared, he ex.|°f Clluton at. recently fell on the She started up and ran to loosen) cjaimed: “What's that?—the fa |sidewalk and dislocated her knee. gthe bars. As the door swung up,|say, that's luck! I'M break out a|Her husband was near by, and,; she darted out, with a cry of de-|pamboo right off. Old staff's car-|atter assisting her to her. fect Hight: “You are safe—safe! Oh, !| ried clean away | berg was so afraid for you! Mr. Blake—just. a moment,| #tafted to carry his wife home. drenched! You must bull plone. What bave you done with| AS be mounted the steps to the Gry yourself—at once! —with it? porch he, too, slipped and fell SPANISH-AMERICAN WAR VETERANS, Til do what you ask. I'll make| 0d crouched lower, tho the flash IT IS UP TO YOU! allowances for your—for your feel-| had gone again in a fraction of a ings toward me, and will try to for-| Second. A second flash lighted the lget all you said the other day. Let | cleft with Its dazzling corruscation. me begin by asking a favor of you,”| This time (he creeping figure did E LEARN that the sugar trust will profit largely, if the} “Ab. Miss Genevieve, anything, to} Dot halt : i .._ |be sure, that I may do!” | Again and again the forked light deal for American purchase of the Danish West Indies| “+1, (¢ that 1 wish treaked actoss the sky, The your opinion of go c s ort duty fro s Then Mr “ hed t rumble of the distant thunder deep 4 aR Sm ola gage Beene tee cempoe. Saty treat the talends wales si ep Egy A. md Cs ened to a heavy rolling which tom “Wait,” sald Blake. “I've got to) pinke jerked his thumb upward.| The fall remedied Mrs. Shepherd's 4 , : Itell me why he had built i—daly q| inated the dull roar of the breakers tell you something “You have carried him up on the| dislocated knee, as the limb slipped We wonder if any of this saving to the sugar company) oot Milment about my eafery.”| Tho storm was coming with the on-| He caught her outstretched hands,’ c1itf? [into place again ill trickle down to the pockets of the consumer! | “Ah! He did not.go into particw-| TWh of a tornado and pushed them down with gentle er aa ont Aenea, seine Ann alae apie api an lars?” 7 on t oth th a briltt Tron Is Greatest of All Strength),,32) 2% j32° ©! wt MMSE eta near oninie Tbh You eam gland Dad see gate » at mid-day @ shock? ° Winthrope slowly rubbed -hin soft | &F } . Builders, Says Doctor [palms one upon the other. | tn the white glare the irl taw| to wnat # ft? You look so “Do you—er—really desire to| Winthrope, crouched beneath her) wii wintne ing| A Secret of the Great Endurance and Power of Athletes! know his—the motive which acto- ror eed pf Ben: ge we ee ; |ated him?" he murmured. He Me O88. De | », and Ordinary Nuxated trom Will *| “1 should not have mentioned tt] : ea eg Bakthi ry pe her face in her hands, shuddering with horror and loathing | Oh! oh!” she cried, “I know al Deliente, Nervous, Rundown Peo- they had, 200 Per Coat Stronger tm Twe|doctoring for ecks’ Time in Many Cases. taining any CHAPTER 1 The Hurricane Blast ye t@ you if I did not,” she answered But don't take| “Well—er—" He hesitated and serrate or tincture ee toe mie ae | paused for a full minute. “I will be-| For a moment that seemed @ MO-| ready know all!” | to save a few cents. You must take|#in by explaining that I have known| ment of eternity, she lay on her) «ane demanded Blake. staring | ‘some stimulating |iron in a form that can be easily ab-(it since the first—" | bed, star into the blank @ark-| phy ce cn ee milated, like nuxated| + ” on 4 c | tated, ke nuxated) “Known what ness, The storm burst with a crash-| sa) “Abdoend Sa Ainds it may prove worse| “Of that bound—of—er—Biake's| ing uproar that brought her to her)... +), Pe, 4} An’ asian. "Many an athlete oF trouble.” feat, with a sbriek tebe Pe! uh uate acing ares when, as @ m ot fact, real and |orize fighter has won the day si “Trouble?” The girl stood motionless, stun-| ‘* | true ‘strength can only Joly because he knew the aecret “Tro ante Biake’s face went white. Hel | “Ab! Perhaps I should have said| ned by the uproar, appalled by the| .oce in a clear, vibrant voice je food you eat. But people often |sreat atrength and endu ¢ ‘ ia to get the ngth out of their | {led his blood with tron affliction; yes, that is the better| blinding glare rfl gy Bs goed ane 60 On overeteined eamnl because they haven't enough | Went into the affray, while many o 0 oO » tr e fe el yet eve ef " r ‘ ras baby ae pecs Ah Ky fellow \¥ ean pd gh Rar showed her still string 1 am speaking about has some Ko qua i" t was no} which ' Winthrope——understand me?—Win icine, secret nostrum or narcotic | sorbed and said Dr. Sauer, @ well-known |'ron, If yc faliat who has ‘studied widely | 00d, othe: Both in. tis and Europe, |than usel The fine work, high-grade materials and smart styles of Gately Clothes can not be excelled at the. price. ‘Young Men’s Models Phat have just the right touches of style, in fron in their bood to enable it to|tmother has gone down to Ing! Ehange food into living matter. From | tefeat simply for the lack ir weakened, nervous condition| NOTE—Nuxated tron, doubt because he realized, when in| iurking beneath the door 4 % " in, UMMCE Getadalling’ to wwseee, betlabere by Dr Bees, ierenk ote his better momente—” | On a sudden the door shook free|'Mrone. He has t badly bur i they can’t tell what, so they gener-|cine nor secret remedy, but one which) “Retter moments? M {from {ts props and wh 1 violent-| The door swung down and S @ily commence doctorin for stom-|te well known to druggists, and whose! moments ir. Win-| from ts p “* “ struck him, when he en raTuaniots, and whos ltnrope, 1am not a child. In justice|ly around on its balance-bar. There| sttyc* him, when he was creeping ne everywhere. Unlike both to myself and to Mr. Blake, I} was a shriek that plerced above the! "iy nr roared Blake 1 ated, Goes not injare tha must ask you to speak out plainly.”|shrilling of the cyclone—a single! iicceq nim up like a sick baby ach, liver or kidney trouble or sym toms of some other allment, cau . the jack of iron in the is thing may go on for while the patient suffers them black, nor upset My dear Miss Lealie, maf I first) human shriek aes ren. He 7 zht s a als: high w . If you are not strong or n the contrary, it is a m k if you have not observed how The girl sprang across the cave. one age : phaad of grinding my light weight summer material ; high waist- Well, you owe it to yourself to make | potent remedy in nearly ali forms of indl-|strangely at tlines the fellow acta. | The heavy swinhed up. before | ne Nand Miteodls inks ed and snug shoulder effects, with soft roll the following test: See how long | ee i 5 ou can work or how far you The Manufacturers have auch | ‘Jook# odd,’ as you put it—how he| her and down again, its lower edge | on,1 y an | conditio Walk without becoming tired. Next| reat confidence in Nuxated Iron that (falls into melancholia or senaclens| all but grazing her face, For al. ‘g fake two ivecgrain tablets of or-| they offer to fortet 4190 to any charit:|rages? I may. trl thfalle eeenneloes | oi ment it stopped in a vertical po.|, Sn SPrane to him, and caught inary puxated iron three times per | ab’ tag cannes take any vay truthfully state that| momen Ly PO) bis sleeve in a convulsive grasp. y, after meals, for two we: unde acks iron {he has three times threatened my| sition, and hung quivering, Wke | ctutn” tor meres'n aake! tad jen test your strength again an life,” | boast about to leap upon Its prey.| pine,’ rememt o o | gee for yourse! wmuch you ha es . pe ole » ecanneel h ke, rer ber—you're a man!” Gained. I have seen dozens of ne I—I thought his anger quite|Too excited to comprehend the) io ‘calmed like a ferocious dog| natural, after I had so rudely—and| danger of the act, tho girl sprang) a) the voice of ite master; but it] © many peop’ 0 shot one of the thic ns wha) UBatg #0 many people are given to brood-| forward and shot on he thick) was several minutes before he Yous, run-down p ple who were a ing ail the while, double their need | ow. » ” e into Barto | But if he was violent to you | bare into its socket }could bring himself to obey ber in- fronts in one and two-button models; lively mixtures in gray and brown, and neat stripes on blue, brown and gray. You Will See at Once That These Values Are Incomparable at $15, $18, $20 $22.50 and $35 All Wool Blue Serges Our buyers foresaw the present high prices and scarcity of reliable blue serges and Gurance jn 10 days’ time in thie city by Ow! strength and endurance and entirely et rid of all symptoms of dyspepal ver and other troubles in from Drug Co, Swift's Ph and a “My dear Miss Genevieve, I hold A heavy spray was beating in o | | to 14 days’ time simply by taking other drugaiats ° jnothing against the miserable fel.|upon her thru the chinks of the| (stent ee it ak should re low. At quch times he is not—er—|{ramework. She drew back and) sin eo ine at last growled responsible, you know. Let us give| sought shelter in @ niche at the|wwouant do it even for you, wat the fellow full credit-—that is why| side. Narrow as was the slit above) ‘ , MODERN DEN T ISTRY he himself built your door.” | the top of the door, {t let in a tor-| 2¢'* 800d as dead—lucky for him “Oh, but I can't believe it! 1|rent of water which spouted clear Dead!” ainst the far wall of : | | “Dying. * * * You stay away.” can't belfeve it!” cried the girl,| across and a ’ THE ELECTRO PAINLESS DENTISTS “I's not possible! He's so strong, | the eave. It Rushed down upon her| ., He Went & few paces along, the to the place where mp so true and manly, so kind, for all| bed and was already flooding the) a a limp Are offering the peo- his gruffness! ia | alowtie nas the 4m wn oy Fg ple of moderate in- “Ah, my ri!" soothed Win If T F G [eination of horror, the ¢ | Ab, ation of horror, the girl crept] come the opportunity ff/thrope, “that is the pity of it. “But oo Fat Get [after him, When she saw the| ‘ vhen a man must needs be his! ¢.|broken, storm-beaten thing of having their teeth Biworst enemy, when he must neods| More Fresh Airy ii vion"Winnrove: sie ntopten attended to at re- lead a certain kind of life, he | he ’ i oppee nd of life, he miist and would have turned back After markably low prices take the consequences. To put it] pe me jall, Blake had said, he was dying for a few days only as delicately as possible, yet ex a b Winthrope was sponking. feebly| , | g. foebly | Twenty-five per cent et only say one word .|and brokenly, yet distinctly | “g'elp me, I'll confess!—T'll reduction on these Miss Leslie gathered up her ape era Til 600 ve fens all!" he babbled The stones * j outfit with trembling fin. a intes and the action | “ | regular prices below: Arent ( mudet tab anit ee Bip ‘ot eT eee eee? | are sewed in the stomach pad; I ‘ad 2-k. Gold Crown. .$5.00 | Gold Fillings the day, as usual, on the headland. | work is an effort and | and mitt cn “ie gold.” Watmeesa Bridgework, tooth $5.00 | Silver Fillings y There yak bo wind, and the sun|the beauty’ of the figure 18 de-/ ang a cunning smile stole over his i u a corch Kk ho here - Porcelain Crowns..$5.00 | Best Rubber Plates $5. a breath of air stirring bought heavily, while the prices were right. Now these Suits are offered to you at about one-thir value at present market prices. Conservative Models at $15 to $35 Tat put on by Indoor lite ta un-| distorted features Ho, wot a} thy and If nature i# not aneisted | bloomin’ lark! Valet plays the gent EZEEREERERERBEREEZEEESEEEERE EK EEE ST a and up. however, the swell grew he int a \t off, @ serious case of ~ = ime oe 9 small sums, as convenient. The man who is content with well enough does’ not operate f\Yet tho ‘girl, inland bred, and un.|» val ie ich’ Mla sets peers pin @ chair in our offices. versed in water lor at heedless| nyt neh ced Pah he baad Seat seen ey We demand nothing but the best. We act upon the prin. f\and indifferent adi ey Saal’ your aia RSA ASSN La el nal a YOUR CREDIT IS GOOD ciple that a pleased patient will return and bring others with Her reverie was at last disturbed | figure bas joke and your | nee me ind, youre & gay oaxer him. by the peculiar behavior of the through carrying | Wot a lark! wot a lark PAINLESS EX’ ONS route? culiar behavior of the #ea-|arqund a burden of Unalghtly and| ‘There was & pause. ‘The breath TRACTI | to here Was a ghriller note|unhealthy fa of the wounded man came in | than ual 1 esords Spend as much time as you po: § a Lady Attendant Wins: sthdaraaeoed Mee on euat In thelr discordant) ani’ can tn the open alr: preathe | bored gasps. Yet once again he| Shoes Apparel r eoply and get from Rartell Drug/rallied, and this time his eyes for | Yet, even when she gave heed to| Co. or any druggiat a box of oll of | turned to Misa Leslia ’ that combine com . ne a or to wense the vend meyer . i S. E. CORNER OF FIRST AND PIKE ri oping a ; eee pegiall ¥ jn PE AO f ng appeal | good fit, and id i — » © the cleft, {dly wondering {and keop up the treat Hon't--don't look at me, miss! oe . P Opposite © nn Reeeehanering Puepide Dentist return to the cleft, ldly wondering |ard teem UP therein I tried to inake myself a gentlo-| 83.50 to 86.00 1119-1121 Third Avenue Children . R. , . | e air should seem more |anaolutely harmless, ta pleasant to|man; I fought my way up out of | 2 el Be , ices : sultry than at midday take, helps the digestion, and e | b \ tz setween Seneca and Spring Sts. Open From © A. M. to 9 P. M—Bundays Until 12 Neither Winthrope nor Blake wan|* f*, daya’ treatment has bees re | tte Past End-—out of that helt Ww A noticeable reduc. | #4 none & ported to al drawled Winthrope The lightning flared, one stroke Sores, His face was grave, almost) so" QO” SO" QO SE 3 HE HH HH HH HH MH HG Trade at Gately's—Get Quality and Credit Combined in This Chain INCOMPARABLE SUIT VALUES Young Men's Models at $15 to $27.50 Youths’ or Big Boys’ Long Pants Suits at $12.50 DRESS WELL—NEVER MISS THE MONEY We invite your charge account. You may pay us weekly or monthly, in vs i xyes ' r Mfted a finger to help In night when she reached the camp, tion In weight me, 1 educated wayaelt like o zx =. =x 9, COLYUM ONLY TWO Are you acquainted with any medical terms? Only two What are they? “Shake well before using” and “$2 a visit, please.” NOT FULL Rastus (at the colored cabaret) prog full? o Apple dan two wang UNNECESSARY TROUBLE Henry!” exclaimed hig hiro gorously, “fT if it's a burglar.” alone mt Henr wife, sha hear some ‘own and we Le husband cat you Do you burglar Well, if you're eure its a bur. at'# the sense of my go N. Y. World ee getting on our at he's “ * down to # y knew wh it » to now, we'd turn over to sleep. eee You may fire when ready, Woodrow! “ee nen’s skirts keep pace with Mme. Grundy’s eyebrows cee The allies have ordered 1,000,000 barrels of flour from a Philadel phia firm. They've got to raise the dough. The four Cleveland cats that fell heir to $1,000 will pay their inheritance taxes and won't say a word about it. eee The man who fears the future is the man who forgets the present. “2. I have black ants in my brown sugar. Please tell me how to get rid of them.—Mrs. 8. O. 8. You should have brown ants in your sugar. Then they would not be noticed. However, to get rid of them put the sugar and the ants in a sieve and let cold water run over the mixture until the ants are washed out. Then pour the sugar back in the bowl. ore TH MAN THAT WOULD RATHER FIGHT TH'N EAT GEN. "RALLY HAS A PURTY BAD CASE UV INDIGESTION, eee The National Housewives’ league announces it will fight any increase in the price of bread. Probably by eating cake. eee Questions E. D. K. Cannot Answer Why is a blackberry red when it is green?’—J. E. P. How can I separate good eggs from bad after they are scrambled? —L. W. 8. Is an umbrella chéaper when ft is up than when it is down?—F, P. Cc When at the theatre, should one use a telescope to see the stars?— Miss Rose Buddy. a b ete ee FS d less than their actual