The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 12, 1916, Page 4

MEMEPN OF sCHIFTs NORTHWeST Leacun OF NEWSrArens 4 Press Association foe of the t Bntered at Seattic, W Postoffice ae Second Claes Matter, ef elty, She $1.00; year $3.60 » HE United States may well expect within the next four years to take the lead in which growing in every nation, for the formation of a league of Nations to keep peace in the world by means of their com ) bined armies and navies. a Both leading presidential candidates have now declared ) for such a league q Said Chas. E. Hughes in his speech of acceptance: “We are deeply interested in what I may term the organization of peace. We know that the recurrence of war is not to be pre vented by pious wishes.” There “must be the co-operation of the nations to prevent resort to hostilities before the agencies Of peaceful settlement”—the world court established by a | world legislature—“have been utilized.” 4 Said Woodrow Wilson's platform: “We _ believe—that the world has a right to be free from every disturbance of the movement S the rights of peoples and nations; and we believe that the ) time has come when it is the duty of the United States to join with the other nations of the world in any feasible asso Giation that will effectively serve” this principle. Perhaps this measure that both the candidates agree on is more important than those they are fighting ove! me Peanutty Results NE of our writers figures it out that we have a “peanut” congress, dedicated to pursuit of “pork” rather than the Smational weal, because congress is so largely i Tawyers. Nearly 60 per cent of the present congress is made up of lawyers, representing less than ¥% of 1 per cent of the Smale voters of the country, while only 3 per cent of the membership are farmers, yet 30 per cent of the male voters are farmers. : Tt doesn’t look right, and, of course, isn’t right, if we're br representative government. A lawyer is no better ified to represent farm interests than a farmer is to rep- how to make laws is knocked in the head by the fact and laws put in their coffins by the U. S d other courts. _ But the big proportion of lawyers in legislative bodies prevailed since the beginning. Of the 56 signers of the laration of Independence, 26 were lawyers, and the dom- of the legal profession has held throughout all the esses. The reason for it is plain. The lawyer can successfully and profitably combine Mess and politics, whereas such iocmbination spells ruin ost others, especially to farmers. If the lawyer doesn’t supreme him acquaintance and advertising that are productive of office business. Pork in Pickle HE president has signed the forty-two million dollar river and harbor bill and the proposition of navigating five-foot-deep Trinity with 30-foot draught vessels and an Erie canal out of Podunk creek, and a million, or less, similar pipe-dreams will be given new impetus The rivers and harbors graft is one of the things we st grin and bear with for a while longer, we guess. Some- tho, maybe about millennium time, we will get a con- which will be sufficiently capable and courageous to ample appropriation for the worthy projects and kil if for keeps the pork items instead of spreading Uncle Sam's ; rivers and harbors appropriations out thin it n't do much good except as a salve werful Personality HE Kaiser shows what can be done by making a claim and sticking to it. In his proclamation, at close of the nd year of war, he sends his countrymen into raptures reference to the glorious victory over England on the A man, or even a ruler, who can get by with this, with the British starvation blockade tighter than ever since that “glorious victory,” sure has great power to impress himself on folks. Some Innovation NE of the tremendous demonstrations of that time brings was the appearance before the Chinese parliament, on Tuesday, of President Li Yung Hung in ropean attire Picture Woodrow Wilson opening congress dressed in a | Chinese shirt and drawers, with a pig-tail flapping between his shoulders. That's about the way President Hung’s ap- | pearance must have struck most of the Chinese. Brother Hung is progressive. He'll become more so, if "he lives long enough. the changes Investigation Proves that various disease germs have their breeding-place in the waste of body. Don’t, then, let your bowels clog and throw germs back on the blood. Take no chances with serious fliness. Keep your bowels free, and the bile regulated with BEECHAM'S PILLS ly and surely relieve constipation, indi n, biliousness and sick headache. They are compounded from drugs of vegetable origin—harmless and not habit-forming. The experience of three generations show that Beecham’s Pills prevent disease and are A Great Aid to Health Directions of especial value to women with every box Sold by druggists throughout the world. In boxes, 10¢., 25c. Friday Evening September 1st Return Engagement of LEO, JAN, MISCHEL (CHERNIAVSKY Violinist, Pianist, ’Cellist . [sear its peace that has its origin in aggression or disregard of| composed of] ent banking interests, and the notion that lawyers know} it we have a vast multitude of innocuous laws and bad) some nice, soft job thru politics, his political activity} ' quaneeeennneeeeast A Novel A Week Next BY ROBERT AMES SSEREEESGUUEGREaaaDG TRERESERREUERRTOSEDTRERaTER TAR aaat tact: ACERRREARRETRERENEETHY (Continued from Our Last Iseue) he | oRAY,” she whispered, “I forgive me—I honestly Oh 1 didn’t think what | was last night. You were #0 dear, and I was so happy, and for a while I really believed we could | belong to each other, But I can't you know, I've promised papa and | the girle a dozen times that I would never marry, Don't you see how it is?) They haven't any mother | They haven't any one but me. Of Jcourse, they would not allow tt but they will not know anything about it. | must do it myself. And father especially must never know I want you to go away this morn ing before breakfast, and—never come again.” | “You've been up all night, haven't lyou, dearest?” Yoo—I remembered. couldn't sleep. You're feveriah won't you, sweetheart? settle this later on,” “You must go right away Jeannot let you go at all!” Do you mean you want get my things, and go right now?" | “Yes.” She buried her face in |his shoulde ‘Oh, very well, Pruden he ans d, half irritably, “if you tn sist on ordering me away from the like this, I can only go. and then I . Go to We bed, ean orl house But “Let's not talk any more about it Jerry, Please, I'll walt until you come dow When he came down a little later, Jwith his suitcase, his face was white and strained 8 put her arms aro his nd d she whisp | neck love you.” Her tremulous Ips were presse against his “Ob, sweetheart, this ts folly, all folly, But I can't make you see it It is wrong, it in wickedly wrong. but “But I am all they have. Jerry and—I promised Whenever you want me, Pru Idence, fust send. I'll be waiting Jerry! Jerry'” she whis jonately. It was he who drew away “Ge quietly sweetheart.” he sald. pity in his heart for the girl in her desire to do right, was doing such horrible wrong. “Goodby, sweetheart. Re member, I will be waiting.” He stepped outside, and closed the door. Prudence stood motion less, her hands clencked, until she leould no & hear his footsteps | Then she dropped on the floor, and kitchen and built the fire for break fast. CHAPTER VIII She Comes to Grief Fairy stood tn the kitchen door and smiled at her sister's solemn back, You aro the little mousey, Prue,” she said, in her full, rich volce. “I didn’t hear you come to bed last night. and I didn't hear you getting out this morning. Shall st the mapie syrup for the pan cakes? I wonder !f Jerry knows we only use maple syrup when he is here? Why, what ts the mat- ter?” For Prudence had turned her face toward her sister, and it was so white that Fairy was shocked. “Pradence! You are sick! Go to bed and let me get breakfast.” There's nothing the matter with me. Y bring the syrup, Fairy. Aro the girls up yet?” Fairy eyed her suspiciously. “Jerry {s out unusually early, too. isn’t he? His door is open.” Jerry bas gone, Fairy.” Pro dence’s back was presented to view once more | "Oh! Fairy’s voleo was non When is he com tal fan't coming back. Pt the oth oatmeal ready Fairy hurried up the stairs. “Girls,” she began, carefully clos |ing the door of their room behind her. and isn't coming back And for goodness’ sake, don't keep ask questions about ft.” “Gon "Ye “That's funny,” said Carol | thoughtful We left them Jing each other like mad in the back yard last night—and this morning jhe has gone to return no more. They are crazy.” Kissing! In the back yard! What are you talking about? Carol explained, and Fairy looked still more thoughtful and perturbed She opened the door, and called out to them in a loud and breez voice, “Hurry, girls, for breakfast 1s ready.” Then she added in a whisper, “And don’t you mention and don’t ask Prudence what er so pale, or you'll catch father's | papa,” to her is ready, Sho turned the 4 in May I come in a minute?” Standing close beside him, she told him all she knew of what had happened she went “Breakfast door. she called clearly, knob softly, and peep Week “Into the Primitive” me to} lay there, face downward, until she eard Fairy moving tn her room) upstairs, Then she went into the STAR—SATURDAY, AUG, 12, 1916. PAGE 4, BENNETT WHAT'S HURRY UP THE M, gee NOW DON'T SAY You WON'T GO To THe PicTURE SHow! You PILE RIGHT OUT oF THAT CHAIR AND Ger Ready $i! l d Atrer ¢} DON'T SO. POKEY Mfa nd Prudence have a quarrel? After | the conversations you and | have had, I think I have a right to know what has happened.” Won't Prudence tell you? No. Then I can not. She mad promise not to tell you a wo: In the end Mr. Starr went back o the parsonage no wiser than he savo that he now knew that held himself ready to return fr on a moment's notice. And springtime came again. Now the twins were always orig tinal in thetr smusements, When other girls were playing dolls, the me ty When other girls played “catch with dainty rubber balls, the twins took unto themselves a big and heavy croquet ball—found in the woodshed. One Friday evening after school, they were amusing themselves on the parsdnage lawn with this huge ball. When their father turned fn they ran up to him with a sporting proposition Bet you a nickel, pap you can’t throw the woodshed!” the ball, and weighed ft tly in bis hand, “I'm an anti- he declared. laugh strongly believe it will carry to the woodshed,” Then he drew back his arm. “I'll send It right between the corner of the house and that little cedar,” he said, and it whizzed from his hand Lark fainting to " erled this “that screamed, and Carol sank ground. For an in |stant, Mr. Starr himself stood swaying. Then he fushed across the lawn. For Prudence had opened the front door and stepped quickly out on the walk the corner of the house. The heavy ball struck her on the forehead, and she fell heavily, without a moan. CHAPTER IX Fate Takes Charge Four hours Prudence lay ancon scious, with two doctors in close attendan At last pened her eyes, but before another hour Prudence was wrestling with fever. Higher and higher it rose, until the doctors jooked ve anxious, They held a brief consultation in the corner of the room, Then they beckoned to Mr. r “Has idence been NUXATED IRON worrying vous, people cent tn ten rundown 200 aa In many Instance $100 forfeit it falls as per full ex. planation tn lar rtlele soon to vr in this paper Ask your doctor or druggist about it, wl Drug ¢ Bartell Drug Co. and Swift's Pharmacy #!ways carry It was due to Fairy’s kindly ad-| | monitions th lly took the departure of Jerry so| calmly | That beginning of Pru dence’s bitter winter. She tried to be as always, but her face grew #o| ‘pale and thin that her father and iry, anxiously watching, were filled with grave concern. She alm was the re constantly in the} mained parsonage, ting most of ing out the w | Fairy had tried to fidence, and had fal | }too, had tried | | Prudence patted his shoulder af-| ding re very little, sit ire time star: | ow win her d. Mr con Starr, fectionately, but her eyes did not |meet his. “It is all settled nd I am quite ratisfied, Things are Then he took a serious step, with out her knowledg He went to Des Moines, and had a visit with J He found him thinner, his face sterner, his eyes darker. When| the office boy mnnounced “Mr.| Starr,” Jerry ran quick to| greet him | Is she all right?” he cried eager: ly, almost b he was within hailing distance, Mr. Starr did not mince matters “Jerry,” be said abruptly, “did you all right with me Just as they are. | fore the parsonage fam-| ~ ft in stock Dentists Wanted rators; muat be first-ola on bridgework, gold fillings and| treatmer Ap Dr, B Brown, | SeeDr. Edwin J. Brown, D.D.S. HIMSELF LEADING UNION et nA $25.00 set of teeth for $20.00, or a $25.00 met for ‘$15.00. These prices include extracting without pain, r AY, «| T am. now making Alloy, Gold and Syn thetic fillings at a ape cial low price, and re: Fo ular $19.00 and $15 | id Crowns. and Hridgework for $5.00. It in admitted by the beat dentists In Seattle | that my Crown | Bridgework equal the very bent Be sure und come te | Kdwin J | Su Ave. Open evenings until ® and Sundays unth'4 tor people who work, ' phone Main 3640, twins were a tribe of wiid Indians. | about Yeu “it ts that inquired odi something this winter? fan't aM young man. the family doctor mber.” eth: You “Can you bring him here?" “Yer—as noon as be can ¢ from Moines.” "You'd better do it She has !worn herself down nearly to the point of prostration. We think we ean break this er without ser fous consequences, but get the young man oon as possible. She can not relax and rest, until she| he could give you all the beautiful gets relief.” So he went downstairs and over | the telephone dictated @ short mes sage to Jerry Please come. dence.” When he entered the bedroom again, Prodence was muttering un intelligible words. He kneeled down beside the bed, and put his arme around her. She clung to him with sudden passion | “Jerry! Jerry!" she cried. Her father caressed and petted her, but did not speak “Oh, I can't,” she cried again 1 can't, Jerry, I can't! Again her voice fell to low mumbling. “Yes j}no. Go at once. |know. They haven't any mother |I promised. Father needs m “He ts rope! bed. and m, pant | And then a piercing shriek trop that the falling! Connie She struggled up in gazed wildly about her ing, she fell back on the pillows. But Mr. Starr smiled tly to |himeelf. So that was the answer! Oh, foolish little Prudence! Oh, sweet-hearted littl martyr girl! Hours later the fever broke, and! me a paper and pencil | Dow |} was He LISS TTSTSTEL ITTY OWEROOSDONTTE TE! ealized and quite as always A Week Bobbe, EET Pritstiiiitiintiisiiinisitetistsss tia saeebbsdecdsosstobes Merrill Co } prudenc drifted into a deep sleep.| him a note now? There's no use | Then the doctors went downstairs | »aitin there? Fairy will bring} with Mr, Starr, talking in quiet | it, 1 am sure | ordinary tones. But when. a few minutes later “Ob, she ie all right now, no|#he heard a step in the hall out-| danger at all, She'll do fine, Let] *ide, #he 4 her arin across her her sleep.” face. Somenow she felt that the », wonderful and love shining in Prudence slept late the next) ioe eyes should be kept hidden ur morning, and when she opened her . Jerry wan there to see, She eyes her father wan aitting besid | ln ward the coor open, and close | us itis ie er,’ | taain ‘ der y~4 | dearest, and—leave me for # little} school? | while, will og ne ee and Finite ie Bateréay” | while, will you hank you. nd | “Oh, of course. Well, bring them |r face was atill hidden . . | Then the table by the bedside was up, | Want to see them | sag. dint + ane deoee Just then the distant whistle of |/SWiUY Gravn away, an : |kneeled beside her, and drew the a locomotive sounded thru the open | window, but ehe did not notice her|*"™ ‘rom her face ltather’s sudden etart, Bhe nodded THE END. 1p at him again, and repeated, “I y ; | want to see my girls.” o ry Her father sent them up to her}! IN RACE FOR STATE | at once. and they stood at the foot i ; Ms 4 | of the bed with sorry faces, and SUPERINTENDENT {| emiled at her e ° | It was Carol who broke the #i | | lence, | Oh, Prudence, do you suppor ¢ doctors v iil let me come tn and | watch (hem bandage your head? 1 | | want to begin practicing up, 80 as to be ready for the next war.” | | Then they iaughed, and the girls] that Prudence was really | nsteirs, meanwhile, Mr. Starr slotting with Fairy, a willing in on this train » him down here I surely and you must k until I get thru with Pr 1 want to tell her a f¢ , | fore she sees him, Explain it to the girls, will you? | After sending the younger girls 4) |downstairs again, he closed the! by door of Prudence’s room, and sat fr down beside ber 4 | Prudence, 1 can’, tell you how| # | bitterly disappointed | am in you." | BF Father! Yes, | thought you loved 1 the girlt and me, It never occurred to me that you considered us 4 Mise Ruth Hoffm | bunch of sel heartless, ungrate-| yiss Ruth Hoffman, for the past ful animals! | 14 years supervisus and teacher in Father!" |the department :f education in the Is that your idea of love? I*/e)ensburg tate normal school, that now teaching in the Centralla| ‘Ob, father!” branch of the Ellensburg norma! | “It really did hurt me, Prudence.| school has announced her candi My dear little girl, how could you|dacy on the republican ticket for send Jerry away, breaking your/the offi of superintendent of} | heart and his, and ours, too—Just | public instructior. | because yon thought us such a| Miss Hoffman ‘a a graduate of| selfish lot that we would begrudge | the advanced course of the state you any happiness of your own? normal school at Oswego, New Don't you think our love for you is | York nd of the kindergarten big enough to m us happy in|course and of the course of post-| seeing vou happy? used to say critic work in the same institution. | you would never marry. We did Later she took advanced work in| not expect you to marry then. But education Teachers’ college, Co-| we were happy when you loved lumbia university, New York lJerry, because we knew he was| Miss Hoffman has had a wide good and kind and loving, and that Tange of experience, including ru- ral, primary, grsmmar grade and things of life—that 1 can never give ®ormal schoo! teaching and ha my children, But you thought we ¢rved as principal of @ grade were too selfish to let you go, and|*Chool. She {is an active member | i of the National Education Assocta- you sent him awa tion and was a member of the Abr over I promised, you! think they would rather have Aunt “But father! the girls? Who would keep the par. sonage’? Who would j ‘a } " yevaunt Grace, to be sure. Welt Primary Education, the Wash lealked tt over two years ago, when |{2&ton Educational association, the her husband died Who would raise nomination committee in the Oak- land meeting last August.’ She fs a member of the tional Council Iniand Empire Teachers’ associa Before that, she | tion, was a charter member of the | 1 o * to come to w But was not free to come to us. But) ciate Women's Educational league, he ssid then that whenever we Me ani ay for her, che would |and belongs to women's clubs and bated , Ae civic organizations in Ellensburg com has represented these local so- ight strange Nght had flashed es in the state federation. Prudence’s face. “Do you THREATENED FIRE | Grace than me?” Of course not. But what has that to do with it? We love you so dearly that we can be happy! Several alleged threats on the part/ know that you are happy. But of W. Brinkerhoff, a carpenter, | you 4 thought our love was such 2113 Fourth ave. W.. to set fire to a hideous, selfish, little make-| hie he caused Mrs, Brinkerhoft believe that—" to file suit for divorce Friday. | } ‘Oh, father, I didn't! You know Mrs. Brinkerhoff says she has a! 1 didn't—But—maybe Jerry won't; Ways n forced to “shift for her forgive me? Maybe {f you will send | self,” because her husband was so/ I can write! parsimonious ( LETTERS TO THE EDITOR J} *. it | possible for any one to approach | without seeing the signal, and yet it in out of the way of all traffic will do the work, Th ful! Th ay will y he trouble com: ing the bl wond of these capsules ta man on hin feet knows {t; whether his from urle actd poison vel or stone in derangement or t befall the o n't walt until you ar nd-out, but tuke th) ruggist will wladly ‘our money {f they do not h and $1.00 per box Accept no stitutes. for the name GOLD MEDAL on box The: are the pure, original imported Lesariem ou Capsules, shag voters hieessa I yare|ing to mean the blow-up and chop |down of the ; @yrect statement which appeared |Bride. While I never met this man, | The Star will publish letters | jin your er several, days ago|I have learned of quite a number from readers if they do not | jconcerning the sumber of automo-|of his excellent qualifications en exceed 200 igi You yd biles in the t snd which states tiding him to the governorship. It} take any sido of a question | jhad the most makes me warm under the collar | | you Mke, but do not deal in You started out all right, with|when I think of the n | personalities. «Write on one | |New York : berg a A aa anal 1 ¢ n New York first, hut you left Ohio | called “Col.” R. H. Hartley aspiring || side of the paper, and sign | |completely out of it, whereas that/for such a lofty office | your name and address. If | |state is entitied to second Fags . | you do not wish your name | |place, with 201,895 machines | A. STORK, | published, please say 80. listered last year. Everett. | \¢ od you please make this cor-| “FOR ANY WAGE" | NEW TRAFFIC REGULATOR This nuniber fy official, having Kegan a Lindh aR Editor ‘The Star: I wish tolbeen received by me from W. He |rao yom space in your valuable state that the Schlegel traffic reg-| Walker, registrar of automobiles, | D2Pe", t° inform “A Subscriber ulator installed sc the intersection | W.H. Howson. | ‘hat the striking longshoremen will of Third ave. and Union et, ts, in| ‘ wore but not for any price nor any| our estimation, the best system COMMENDS STAR bage—apetipconed | r-| yet tried out in this city, for the! paitor The Sta zi They are on strike for a price and| following reasons ta poten “ tar 1 would Ike }@ condition First—That {ts position in the | star ' 9g aoe your paper on the | I speak from practical experience center of the streets makes it x nas takea, to inform the} I want to know why any persons of King county of the true /are allowed to congregate on F heentteoe r to congregate on First ve. in gangs of from 10 to 2 They certainly cannot be there for! 8. McTEIGH. Second—That tt gives both light ~ any bad pur but it looks sus and sound signals in all four di] 2 WIELDING 18 KID PLAY |, |picious, In rd to boasted | rections #multaneously eee care Aytt does all| freedom, I would suggest that Sub-| Third—That the operator, from | 4), quad mean? Bec re . 'scriber visit our public library and| his posit can et all times, . Ap muita rn read the report of the industrial re- |) PA the eM ENO Ie, Che four alne hooch” on the quiet u that «| stlons committee, tion a eh I am not a longshore ; “ od excuse for so much wante ongehoreman nor & Fourth—-That It Is a fire alarm |destruction of property? Anton |iawyer, I do not know much about | in cage of fire; or, in other wore : law, but a well known c ’ : Does it give the Sahara ge: * own criminal law that it handles the traftic with the! any particular pleasure to lee thy (Yer said in my hearing: “I don’t least possiile renistance. Jax on cash, vealstora, counters jcare what law they make, if they INDEF ENDENT i AXI £O.,_ cabinets, furniture and fixtures. | Will only allow me to interpret that er rehambault. /t4 smash store equipments, office |!@W-" But I will claim that I know |} interfors, and spread ruin right | What Justice ts. _ AUTOS IN OHIO and lent? THOMAS P. GRAHAM itor Tho Star: 1 wish to cor | ett a tte aig 2 bins the job-lot axmen hack and mut _ FROM A RAILROAD MAN THE “COME-BACK” [is twa ast aati | names Sartrnne aa, ‘ele PO ard ake Mtb on, altho we have been several The “Come-back” man was really| It strikes mo that all this ax Years getting ready, We have three ever down-and-ov is weakened ‘ ms ae “ * . per ilon ba or ar varware inate wielding bears a flavor of inf more requests to make soon, viz.: | ot exercian, Improper eatingynd liv=| te spite and morbid revens First—Ofticials to be made out ing, demands stimulation {@ satisfy |also a spinel method of han- Of better material and have ex Jand the refreshing sisep essential to | (ine, the trouble perlence, The past 20 years these strength. GOLD MBDAL Haarlem| If Infracttons of the law—and |Jobs were given to relatives. In Ol capsinion. the national remedy of | petty infractions at that—are go: |other words, they INHERITED, cond—Each freight train to be | interfor of buildings, |furnished with a crew of car re-| {hadn't we better go back to the |pairers. Jcaves again? Third—It they still ty | stil isist on us |, A good way to use the ax, 1/hauling from 60 to 100 cars, let us °F! take it, is to grands horse play Kdite very ni tonight's Star regarding Gov, ie cut out the cheap have a flying machine to work be. and act nd three-up |tween the engine and cat ‘ WILL BURROWS Yours truly, A RAILROAD M4 RAPS HARTLEY The Star: It pleased me | nuch to see your article in| Star Want Ads cover the Me-Northwest. ee Susneaunsgnenssrcssszssastssstssssestey SEeTSSteestasTETEETy Prudence ofthe Parsonage’ "=" A Novel ! COLYUM THE IMPOSSIBLE It was as hot as A quick lanch counter. A Jane, Al, choles to fancy, at on the sunny side Of a horseless wagon The kind that runs On rails Pay as you enter #h perspiring Like a pitcher Of tee tea Little rivulets of sweat Ran down her jolet, indigo, blue, green, ¥ low, orange and red Cheeks Said cheeks, well dimpled, Withstood the little rivulets For about three streets And then the afternoon com plexion Began to wash away Like the topsoil On a new Jawn In a hard rain the man,” \ 1 Invent a paste That can't be Broded.” but that's a swell word, But she died An old maid . (Gee . THE CRY OF A REFORMER Nearly all the men in town were down at the depot this morning to see the comic opera This should be r (Kan.) Tople Charite Some more of Captain n't hot weather don'ts DON’T Sit in a draft, if you can find cooler place at oysters and fresh raspberries Run after a steamship. Run for a depot car. back in a few mint Take part in Talk wh It will be ted arguments. can’t understand a great things and one of them is a man who complains of the heat will stand in line for several hours at a bathing beach. eee HINDENBURG i5 BITTER PILL ‘TO VIENNA PRIDE. We many DIFFERENCE IN LOCALITY “Pa, what's the difference be tween a patriot and a jingo?” “A patrict, my son, is one whose bosom swells with pride of his country, while in a jingo the swelk ing appears in his head.” Editor E. D. K: Each one of the ears of corn | am raising has a knob on one end and a hole on the other. When you eat the corn you stick your finger in the hole and turn the ear by the knob. grease your finger first, turns easier.—Phil Hollow eee NO MAN KNOWS WHAT IT IS TO BE A WOMAN—AND HE IS GLAD OF IT eee GOT THERE FIRST Mrs. Hicks (relating burglar |scare)—Yes, I heard a noise and got up, and there, under the bed, I saw a man's legs. Mrs. Wicks—Mercy! The bur glar's? 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