The Seattle Star Newspaper, July 29, 1916, Page 4

THE SEATTLE STAR MBN OF SCRIPES NORTHWEST LEAGUE OF Newsrarnns GUUUHEE ERE Next Week A ‘ont “Amazing Grace’ KATE TRIMBLE SHARB Telegraph News Service of the United Press Assoctation , Wash, Entered at Seatt Poatoffice as Second-Ci STAR-~SATURDAY, JULY OD INDIAN” Tainan MAnninynnnn WT 29, 1916. PAGE 4, Copyri Lite Good Indian commanded Mins s (Continued from Our Last Issue) | or ent) BP & | CHAPTER X, | a | “When the Sun Goes Away” ve) | WISH,” said Phoebe, putting her two hands on Miss Goorgle's shoulder at the fate and looking up at her with haggard ey “you'd see what you do with ‘Vadnie, The poor r crazy; sho ain't used such things happen “Whero 1s she?" Good Indian asked tersely, and w answered mail, out of city, aS LS "AND EVER AFTER HEN Henry Roberts, confederate of John F. Gillies in the jail break at Olympia, was apprehended in Brighton, ; his chief regret was voiced as follows: “To think I was caught in a jay town by a village CON-| tmnfediately by the sound of sob- ‘stable. | bing on the east poreh, The three With what abjectness of spirit, then, John F. Gillies must went together, but it was Grant who| . > reached her first } Some back to the state? _ ‘ “Don’t cry, Goldilocks,” he anid I ’ hi Gillies was a genius in his way. For two years he sys-! tenderly, bending over her. “It's Matically looted the state industrial fund jell right now, There isn't going to Accident largely was responsible for throwing him into) >e any more clutches of the law after he had gotten away with sev- “Oh! Den't touch me!" She |*prang up and backed from him, | | thousand dollars. jhorror plata in her wide eyos R oO Then, defeated in his fight in the courts, forsaken by his|“Make him keep away, Aunt spatial yt hile friends, in the solitude of the Thurston county jail, | Phoebe sidien citeialtbnensds> coll 7 MIONIGHT | effected another master stroke. He neatly executed his! stood perfectly still, looking at her At MeN | |Two PERSONS PREPARING To | RETIRE, for escape so that it was more than eight hours before/in a stunned, incredulous wa: and Roberts’ flight was discovered. .* mickon, don’t be eiliy!” “Miss | » vecks {fick Georgie’s sane tones were ea For two weeks he eluded the officials. Geant Gf cena hen eats h to leave no clue nes ‘ae gone all to pleces, I know what ad then this shrewd, sophisticated, “wise” man, at the verves can ¢o to a woman—T've had} edge of the United States, at Key West, Florida, within He was shrewd ‘em myself. Grant tent going to bite you and you're not afraid of breadth of the West Indies, fell down. He needed) iin "You're grou’ of kite, an yeu DB and he wired to a girl in Olympia whom he had no/ynow it He's acted the man, to expect would “come thru” for him. Just thirty | chicken the man we knew be was, rw i “g5 ier” like Gillies! [®t along. So pull yourself to- a W hat a paltry sum for a “financier” like Gillie | eatin ae toes aot hace eae ha The moral? _ |ser Tt’s the old one: Even the smartest crook loses his| “He~—killed a man! I saw him And he's going to kill some ing eventually, and the prisons are full of “wise” ones.| 40 !t - Lg m more |like ¢ lw hen ht have known he was Only he can be so nice ii to be—and I forgot | | to Alliances Jabout the Indian in him—and then| HE Russo-Japanese alliance is a remarkable accomplish-|he killed Mr, Raumberger! He's} e : y z oO ° ' * F i ment for the latter country, when you pause to consider |!¥Ms out there now! I'd rather die | | A’s status less than a score of years ago. Then a nation ME the second, and possibly third class, Japan has risen to be/her mouth. and stopped hor bine, . . she gripped her by the shoulder in B real world power. : Y va. wap — She now has alliances with two of the greatest and most Vadna Ramsey, I'm ashamed of fwerful nations of the earth—Russia and England—and they) you'™ she 4 furtously. “For ire alliances based on mutual respect and esteem; the alliance) teaver . rath ee oe ae bf one recognized first class power with another dows 1: kanw whatane’s = Japan’s diplomatic achievements have been wondrously su sful. She has never made a diplomatic mistake since "" he war with China. She has adopted the policy of making : friends and binding those peers than let him—" Miss Georgie clapped a hand over if she did, she woul g it. You go on, andie her alone.” She pushed Ev n't be! and let me dna before her her by unbreak-| inte he kiteh }as I get to the office. will Ht ae een ted, until | never come to a trial, Grant. He i i for which Japan giv we may add, un-|Phoobe hi followed, and then 4 ties, in return ich Japan g y wed the dcor gently and deciaive.|¥as like & crazy man, and we all |eaw him shoot first.” ing loyalty. Japan's rise has been amazing and illum-| Closed ° ten wan so waited until he had passed oa Siva Bare” hin stem: thru and was a third of the way ‘make her lie down for a white.| to the stable where Peaceful Hart poor fellow—-as if he @idnt|and his boye were gathered, and igh on bis hands without | then she followed him briskly. this! } “Ite a ghame you fellows got + ' | cheated out of a scrap.” she taun’ eee natia junked |Jack, who held her horse for her : while sho settled herself in the nadd Save for the fact that # her eyes studiously turned Mit leads us to wonder if the United States is, after all, on/r fright track in attempting to play a lone hand. The policy| “ant voiding entangling alliances; of standing before and) Tht i the world alone, is a magnificent, a glorious one. . “In the days of Washington and Monroe it was the only| to pursue. It would, unquestionably, be so now were/ won't lie down!” ‘not for new conditions, new alignments, new friendsltipn | ""ar. oy ese meant ts ania him'*| mew hatreds born of the European war. kept shedtered. “Ie wnan't| * | Evadna | Future adherence to that policy unwaveringly and uncom-|sorry afterward, He ready to! Bese: : ‘ “s : b from a certain place near by, one nisingly commits us, for all time, to the task of main-| Kill ee Ses eas Bi ogy td could not heave told that Miss ine a surpassing naval and military supremacy. Will our -4 Saunders, too, like old Hagar|Georsie remembered anything traaic. Rut Good Indtan seemed to recall went quickly over ime to prevent her Oeratic theories and tendencies permit this, do you think, | said.” | our new born enthusiasm has waned? “If you don't shut up, I'll shake ' ; vi ou!” Miss Georgie, in her fury, did | something, and ‘ould it not be wiser and better to raze some of the} 7e" wait, but shook her anyway ne|to her just tp tl . to international friendships we have thrown about us?) if she had been a ten-year-old child | starting. bigs Bi )make some alliances ourselves before the world is banded|in a tantrum. “My Heavens above! | ad ee ge hot endows g ws and it is too late? —, |T'll stand for nerves and hysterics, ular You wanted when, you camer) He ? Perh: but t of t oe elie 2 th }and almost any old thing, but you're | be asked, goog tthe ya 9 leresy? Perhaps so, but out of heresy often comes the/ Shing « little bit too far, my lady, |of the bay. “It Just occurred to 1 light of truth. | There's no excuse for your talking such stuff as that. Now, you march | to your own room and—stay there. |Do you hear? And don't you dare let another yip out of you till you can talk sense.” Good Indian stood upon the porch, and heard every word. He also ard the shuffie of fect as Miss | @ Georgie urged Evadna to her room, and he rolled a cigaret with fingers} s to Hungary OUNT MICHAEL KAROLYI, formerly president of the Hungarian independence party, has resigned from that to form a new party, which will demand immediate between Hungary and its enemies, with or without con- of Germany or Austria md The Star will gladly publish letters from readers, provided The significant thing about the new peace party is!that did not so much as quiver. || they are not more than #9 its first 70 members will also be, every one, members|H!s face was stotcally calm, and) | words in length, and are fit the H i arliament ‘i |there was a glitter deep down In his| | for publication. Sign your A ungarian pi fi He i hi : All leyes. Evadna was right; to a cer. name to enerentee a —_ Separate peace for Hungary at this time will mean,|tain extent the Indian in him held) | fide expression of your op him quiet || ons. If you do not desire all likelihood, a separate and independent government for in henceforth. Hungary has long chafed under the p of the Hapsburg and once or twice before has been on verge of revolution. Since the war commenced it has m unexpectedly loyal to the dual-monarchy. c Editor of The Star: Now that there is less hope of victory for the Central|of this, aa a S for gag A letter of Shepherd about the Ger- ers, and with Russia driving home a great offensive, the,| someone didn’t kill him within the | an “debies eating apples, spinach mt of which must be borne by Hungary, it is natural|/next hour or so, he was going to| Ri carrots. | 1 od chil Abe. 7 7 fool’ something.-something that; 1 am a German. J nurs nt it it should demand peace. A separate peace holds more Terenas ore than he had|aren there before I came to this mise ont eg rato ‘ha victory e} be i ame been hurt since his father died in| country and I want to tell you and and wi ussia driving home a great offensive, the); your name published, say 80, and we will withhold It. ood Indian had, not so long ago, | spent b sin avoiding all thought) that he might prolong the ecstasy of mere feeling. Now he had re | versed the desire. He was thinking an a few other people that the Ger- we ete rans feed their children with veg her to the coveted independence | ‘The shadow of the grove, with " 4 aad the long fingers of the poplars to) ¢tables at all thmes. . : . point the way, climbed slowly up|, Physicians eget Fs Pa it Berlin Babies Get Milk |{he blutt. Good Indian smoked an-| Att” Cnt"aiet for children than the REPORT from the United States embassy at Berlin,|*ther cigaret while he watched it.|{ Mein! OO) 0) “They may be | When a certain great bowlder slow quoted as official, says there is no truth in the statement} iy darkened to a chill gray, he pressed ward for certain things bes i fering hrew h {garet stub unerringly at| feeding babies on vegetables is it German children are suffering from lack of milk. It ap-/ Pty pad which had. courtesied | nothing new in Germany. It is better than canned milk In my on and my babies to come will eat those very same things in this country of plenty. MRS, G, H. MINER. that provision was made to insure an adequate supply milk for babies early in the war. 1» his hand and started around Arid with no great difficulty, is the logical conclusion,| th house to the gate which led to Sirttects ‘ : A 2D] the stable. Holland and Switzrland, two of Europe's gre at | "Phoebe came out from the wea lk producing countries, are contiguous to Germany—and|room, ran down the steps, and neutral. barred his way. “Grant!” she said, and there were ; tears In her eyes, “don't do any-| Over The Star of June 26th, ult, I thing rash—-don't. If it’s for our|notice the account of the death of sakes—and I know tt is—don’t do it.| William Roberts, believed to be the They'll go, anyway.” last member of the Twelfth Lancers d “reliable” P- I've got to go, Mother Hart. I've|and one of the Gallant Six Hundred, re ve foe oy cost te reliable’ PT also |made my war-talk.” He bent his| There is where the mistake comes teed “Honest” John Riplinger for mayor before |nead, and kissed her on the fore he left suddenly for Honduras. Also Louie Lang. head as she stood looking up at him, setae |and went on | Palace Hip many a time before to a like missile HISTORICAL ACCURACY Editor Seattle Star: In looking EVEN THO the P-I guarantees it as a “valuable piece of business property,” there has been no rush of bidders to buy the Humphrey “duckpond.” Per- he was not in that charge for that charge was made by the 7th Lance- ers—or Light Brigade, as they were “Grant brokenly after him, and sank down|termed, owing to their light buff Second at Spring JOS, A, MULLER, on_the porch-steps, facings (cuffs and collars), The | Miss Georgio was standing beside| Twelfth had red facings, Captain er the gate, looking toward the stable, | Nolan commanded that regiment THE HOME OF REAL HIPPODROME VAUDEVILLE She may not have been waiting for H. B, GRIFFITHS, ‘ him, but she turned without any South Bellingham Everybody Should See Our Shows! You Come Tomorrow! Bi wiiow of surprise when he walked | rns Blup behind her. WHICH 18 WORSE . WN | “Well, your Jumpers seem to have| Editor The Star: I read in your Spanish Troubadours BRO & BRISTOL Bee is Sine she informed him | paper today of old Lafe Hamilton Instrumentalists, Singers and “Bright Bits from Songland” |"Stanley 1s down there talking to| and of the lady who took a few lit- Dancers | a secilli i aaa Mr. Hart now, and the others have) tle things in a department store. bianco | gone on. They'll all be well over} Which is the worse—a county PISTEL & CUSHING | MOSHER, HAYES th d-line by sundown, There| commissioner ordering an automo- Koe anley now. Do you really| bile for bis own use (when the au- “The Stranded Minstrels” | & MOSHER feel that your future happiness de-|tomobile should have been a truck acl ils: Comedy Bicycle Act pends on getting thru this gate?/for the poor farm) or a poor old it. | Well—it you must—” She swung it] woman taking some trifling thing of Frank Burton & Co. open, but she stood in the openin mportance? p g.)no } In Dramatic Playlet LONA HEGYI “Grant, I—tt's hard to say just| 1 think you are doing fine to rip “PAID IN FULL” “The Girl and the Clay” what I want to say—-but—yon did| into county rings and hope you will ea | right. No matter what—others—| tick to the good work till the old ¥ may think or remember that I\ bunch is beaten at the polls. Feature Photoplay, “The Lost Paradise” think that vo a dd right to kill that A HARD WORKER, And Selig-Tribune News Pictorial of Curent E —Fi man. And ir'there’s anythiag under) ed aoe via! of Curent Bvente-five Run BT oaven that | can 66, toto help PIGOTT FOR BRYAN R ~ Bf you'll let me do St, won't you?” Her| Editor of The Star: My atten- WEEKLY MATS.| Continuous Tomorrow | Eves & Sundays eyes held him briefly, unabashed | tion 1s called to a plece of political ay | 1:80 t0 11 PM. | at what they might tell, Then she|comment in your paper in which a, | 10 | Programs Change Sun ny ) 15¢ stepped back, and contradicted them | progressive party matters are dig J | days and Wednesdays, | 8¢4t [ with @ little laugh, “I will get fired| cussed. I guess I signed a “goin ire for staying over my time,” she| home-to-Wilson’ paper with som sald, I'll wire for the coroner soon | others of the progressives and may Outbursts of EverettTrue If he was in the Twelfth Lancers| Georgie to remain just outside the camp, and himself rode in to where the bucks were gathered, Then he saw Peppajee sitting beside his own wikiup, and went to him instead “What'a the matter here, Pep pajee?” he arked Peppajee looked at him sourly “Heap much trouble come. Hagar make much talk Do uch bad, mebbyro. Rachel ketchum knife, xo Magar wikiup, Killum Hagar He thrust out his arm as one “Killum himself—so." his chest with his clenched filet, “Hagar heap dead achel heap dead, Yo' go. “A squaw just died,” he told Miss Georgie curtly, when they rode on Hut her quick eyes noted a new look in bis face, Before it had been grave and stern and bitter; now It was sorrowful instead TAT VGA — HAL HAL HAL THAT REMIND? MG or THE TIME WHEN L WAS —— 0,” who stabs. He struck CHAPTER XI Life Adjusts Itself Again to Small) | Things | ‘The next day was a day of trany | etrange faces whowe es peered leuriously at the place where Raum berger fell, and at the cold ashes of Stanley's campfire, and at the Harts and their house, and all things pertaining in the remotest degree to the drama which had been ayed grimly there to its last tragic rtain.” They stared up at the rim-rock and made various esti mates of the distance and argued over the question of marksmanship, and whether {t really took a good shot to fire from the top and hit a } man below. | As for the killing of Baumber-, 3 public opinion tried the case and rendered ” unanimous verdict upon it long before the coroner arrived “Done just right,” was lthe verdict of public opinion, and the selfconstituted judges ant: | |fested their further approval by }slapping Good Indian upon the }back when they had a chance, or by solemnly shaking hands with him, or by facetiously assuring him that they would be All of which Grant intérpre correctly | as sympathy and a desire to show him that they did not look upon him as a murderer, but as # man who had the courage to defend him self and those dear to bim from a reat danger - With everything so agreeably dis-| posed of according to the one i tho none the less true, perhaps— ethica of the time and the locality, | ft was tacitly understood that the coroner and the inquest be held in the grove beside the house were a/ mere concession to red tape./ Nevertheless a general tension | can't have that story mouthed all| manifested fteelf when the jury.) over the country.” after solemnly listening, in thelr) “If you'll ride on slowly,” he told official capacity, to the evidence her, “I'll overtake you. 1 think I'd they had heard and discussed free-| better see that old Jezebel myself." ly hours before, bent heads and) Secretly he was rather thankful | whispered briefly together. There for further action and overtook her was also a corresponding atmos- jat the Point 0 Rocks. | phere of relief when the verdict of | From the Indian camp rose a| public opinion was called justift- sound of high-keyed wailing. The|able homicide by the coroner and two heard it, and looked at each so stamped with official approval. other questioningly. When that was done they car- “Something's up,” Good Indian/ried Baumberger’s gross physical sald, answering her look. “That shell away up the grade to the sounds to me like the squaws how!-| station, And when the dust had ing over # death.” [settled after the latest departure | enat there must have been.” | She leaned so that the others could not hear, and her face waq grave enough now, j “Why, yes. It's old Hagar. She came to me this afternoon, and she had that bunch of hair you cut off that was snarled tn the bush. She made threats, Grant-—about Saun- ders. She tays you--1 came right down to tell you, because I wai afraid she might make trouble. We {not have read it with the great care|1or will that fact stand In the way | and thought usually given by me to/ cf faithful duty in the future. | political post mortems, Ifthe paper) It is punishment enough for a pro- signed by me contained anything | areseive man to be classed with the to the disparagement of the work) party of ‘aft, Penrose, Smoot, done for Washington by J. W. Bry-| Barnes, Crene—and Humphrey—| }an when he represented us in con-| without being twitted about his new | gress it got past me while I was/ association, He is a natural pro- not lookiag. | Rreseive and should be a follower | I regard Bryan's congressional of Wilson—where his heart is. It is| record as being about 100 per cent to be regretted that most of our old} good as compared with that of any| progressive friends whom we com | other representative from Washing-| toners blindly followed to Aber- | The fact that he has chosen to| Geen have dererted the ship when ndpatters | the captain quit, for the progresaive as you mentioned does not detract spirit of those who hate rottenness from past performances one fota,|in any party seldom dies, |— et ———- | The excuse that they go back to ‘cleanse the party” would cause me to smile except for the fact that I bave a cracked lip. Bryan {s a safe man anywhere, inasmuch as he always voted right on progressive legislation and never sold Uncle Sem any postoffice sites | or gold bricks. H. C, PIGOTT, When You're Well KEEP WELL ————— | Another Article In The | Btar’s Health Campaign | Being Conducted With Co- | ee of American A ABOUT TRANSFERS Editor Star: Could you throw some light on this matter? There eems to be a great deal of misun derstanding in this city regarding street car transfers. Every day there is more or less trouble on the | @pecnencsanniiinncanenicer — enim | OOF of the 8. E. Co. as the com- SUMMER COLDS | | pany says a transfer fs not good o. enn | after one-half hour ables, like grownups, are — Lots of people are under the tm- to “summer colds.’ pression, myself included, that there The safest and most effective | is a state law that a transfer is good treatment is &| for the DAY {t's punched. dose of castor oi! Please let me know if there ts a and the rubbing | law In this state regarding trans- f vaseline freely | fers or not, or does the company | into the nose. make its own laws? | Colds are often I see people put off cars every | caught from oth-| day on that account. I always un- er people, Moth-| derstood a transfer by law was good ers should be) for all day. careful not to let people with colds! jiow old can a transfer be and come near baby. \etill be GOOD? Once a baby has had a heavy cold, it becomes sensitive and takes cold more easily. Especial care 1s needad for such babies, If you wrap the baby as proteo- tion against drafts and keep it in the air and sunshine it will prob: lably not get more colds, Never leave a young baby in the T. H. NELSON, 1121 West 60th, We know of no naw making a transfer good all di JANITOR DOES HIS DUTY Editor The Star: In one of the issues of The Star there appeared path of a current of alr from anjan article signed, “A Reader,” in electric fan | which the writer says that he has | Little babies are subject, first, |lived in the neighborhood of the | to diseases caused by too much or| Webster schoo), 30th ave, N. W too little food or the wrong food, and second to disease caused b. disorders of the breathing syste Jand West 67ta st, since last fall jand makes the charge that in all ithat time there has not been Contagious diseases are not com-|flag on the flagstaff at the Web. mon in children tnder @ year old | ster school. if they are breast-fed Now Iam tho janitor, and re | Rickets is one disease that}sponsible for putting up the flag |comes from improper feeding. The baby does not receive the proper nourishment and its bones are soft Such bables aro flow to walk and often are bow-legged. Bables who have rickets catch cold very easily Therefore I want to say that the charge is absolutely untrue, 1 have alwaye tried to comply with the law, and put the flag up in fair weather. Of course, IT am only a human being and do not profess to be in- fallible. Now hoping and trusting that you will givé this as much publicity as you did the charge, I am yours truly, Cc. J. JACOBS, We spend a thousand dol- lars on the care of pigs for ev- ery one spent for the conser- vation of infanthood, By B. M. Bower | that I've seen | Was the daughter of a chief. jalong; she A Novel A Week! ert, 1008, vrown & wy Ce of the train— coroner and that came faint and the whistle which bore the other quiet passenger ly down over the rim-rock, peaceful Hart ranch settled down with a sigh of relief into its old, easy habits of life All, that is, save Good Indian himaelf, And perhaps one other. | It was Phoebe who boldly in vaded the secret chamber of Geod Indian's heart when he was help ing her in the milk-house | ‘Now, Grant,” she began, Mother Hart ts going to give you a little piece of her something that’s none of her bust ness maybe.” “You can give pleces as you like ways good medicine,” her, “What about?” petraying en “About Vadnie tie@ You don't me as many They're al he assured be asked, a and you. speak—you haven't since that day—on the poreh. You don’t want to be too hard on her, Grant. Remem ber, she's never seen the times, as 1 have, where it’s kill or be killed Be phtient with her, ant—and don't feel hard, She'll get over it I want—" she stopped because her volce was beginning to #shake—"l want my biggest boy be happy.” Good Indian put hif arms around her and held her close, He did not say anything for a minute, but when he did he spoke very quietly, stroking her hair the while. “Mother Hart, I stood on the porch and heard what she said in the kite She accused me of killing Saunders, She called me an Indian My mother’s mother She was @ good woman; just as good as ff she had been white. “Mother Hart, I'm a white man in everything but half my mother’s blood. I don’t remember her—but 1am not ashamed because she was my mother. Do you think I could marry a girl who thinks of my mother as something which she must try to forgive? Do you think I could go to that girl in there and ~and take her in my arms—and love her, knowing that she feels as she does? She can't even forgive me for killing that beast! “I did think I'd go away for awhile,” he said after a minute spent in sober thinking. “But 1 never dodged yet. I'm going to stay and see the thing thru, now. I don't know—" he hesitated and then went on. “It may not last; may have to suffer after awhile, but standing out there, that day, Ustening to ber carrying on, kind of—oh, I can't explain it. But I don't believe I was balf as deep in love as I thought I was, I don't want to say anything against her; I've no right, for she's a thousand times better than Iam. But s! different. She never would unde: stand our ways, Mother Hart, or look at life as we do, “She won't speak to me,” b continued, after a short silence. tried to talk to her yesterday—* “But you must remember the poor child was hysterical that day day when she went on so. She doesn't know anything about the realities of life. She doesn’t mean to be hard.” “Yesterday,” sald Grant, with an odd little smile, “she was not hys- terical, It seems that—shooting— was the last little weight that tilted the scale against me. I don't think she ever cared two whoops for me, to tell You the truth, She's been ashamed of my Indian blood all id so, And I'm not a neglected her all the and 1 good lover; while this trouble lasted, paid more attention Howard than I did to her—and— oh, it isn’t the killing, altogether! I guess we were both a good deal mistaken fn our feelings. Well, I hope t0,” sighed Phoebe, “I suppose,” she added with un- usual sarcasm for her, “you'll bée falling in love with Georgie Howard, next thing anybody knows; and maybe that will last a week or ten days before you find out you were mistaken!” Good Indian gave her one of his quick, sidelong glances. “I believe you're half in love with her right now and don't know it!” she accused suddenly, Good Indian laughed softly. “Are you, Grant?” Phoebe laid a hand on his shoulder. “I ain't mad because you and Vadnie fell out; I kind of looked for it to happen You might tell me—" “Tell you what But Grant did not look up. “Must a man be in love with some woman all the ‘She's a good girl, ond a brave Phoebe remarked irrele- Good Indian felt that she was still waiting, with all the quiet per- sistence of her sex when on the trail of a romance, He laughed surrender. “Squaw-talk-far-off heap smart,” he mimicked old Peppajee gravely. Heap bueno.” He took Phoebe by the shoulders and shook her with gentle insistence, “But don't make me fall out of one love right into another,” he protested whimsically, “Give a fellow time to roll a cig- aret, can’t you?” THE END. the | mind about | to Georgie) | | COLYUM WAITER to the next is, Rollo; he's They're reguiar (ast the arift when it comes to the ch owl is Susi le trick of etract your attention from and they ° tow it 2. ct ¥ * up the glass tll it evens n he comes back with three Quarters and five dimes he siways bring back one of are tn change, Rudolf? y, stupid, that's too silly @ question ewer like five newaboys selling paper to one fellow, . Greetings, what are you of- | fering today for that “valuable | piece of business property,” which the “reliable” P.-l. says is not a “duck pond”? Come, come, boys, any old price will do. And remember, Uncle Sammy paid $169,500. ee ONE GOOD REASON Corpulent Individual — But you n't give me any reason why I should not enlist. Spouse—Well, I should miss you, |dear, but the Germans couldn’t— | London Mail. eee | A Scotchman visiting in America stood gazing at a fine statue of | George Washington, when an Amer- jean approached. ° “That was a great and good | Sandy,” said the American; “a lie |never passed bis lips. | 'Well,” said the Scot, “I praysume os talked thru his nose, like the rest jot ye.” CONVENIENT STYLE “It {s no longer necessary for a stylishly dressed woman to lift her ebirt.”—Exchange. eee Having “guaranteed” the ice | “cuck pond” of Humphreys, and Leoule Lang, and in days of old “Honest” linger, the P.-1, wilt probably step out soon to guar antee Lafe Hamilton in hie Preliminary campaign fer gow ernor. Hip, hip, hurrah! ec ee KENNEL COMPANIONS “Lady wishes join another tn |dogs’ boarding home; trial first as |peviag guest.”—Bournemouth Daily 10. eee |Eagle Wears Khaki LAGUNA, N. M, July 29.— | bald eagle shot by Sam Dreb- bins, trapper, in the mountains jsouth of here today. It was |dressed in a suit of khaki appar ently made from an American ermy uniform, and on tho breast of the coat was sewed a small Mexican flag! eee QUIET! “The wedding was a quiet one, The bridegroom's party, who mo tored from Colombo, were met some distance away from the Walauwa by a procession of 45 elephants, dancers, etc, and was conducted te the bride's residence, where they were welcomed. Shortly after th arrival of the bridegroom's party, wedding breakfast was served, 75 sitting down to a sumptuous re past."—Ceylon Observer. eee A RATTLING GOOD CAR Judge—You say you are suing this man because he did not blow his horn before he ran into you? Plaintiff—I didn't say he didn't blow his horn. I said that I couldn't hear it. His blamed old car rattled too much, Physician—Well, but {f your little pig won't grow big and fat, you must go to the vet. Woman (who has brought her pet pig .to the doctor)—Oh, doctor, I have no confidence in him; he's so thin himself. NEW PANTAGES Opening Monday Matinee, 2:30 o'Clock. Six Kirksmith Sisters Vaudeville’s Most Remarkable Musical Offering Evenings, 7 and 9. “The Divorce Question” A Startling Discussion of the World's Biggest Problem ALSO Brooks & Bowen, Freeman & Dunham and Black and White Laughter and Music-Makers Supreme Seventeenth —of— “THE IRON CLAW” The Thrilling Pathe Serial ALWAYS 10c and 20c Episode