The Seattle Star Newspaper, July 22, 1916, Page 4

SEATTLE STAR SCKIPES NORTHWEST LO ‘Telegraph News Service of (he United Press Asseotation Entered at Seattic, Wash, Postoftice aw Sec pd-Clans Matter, —————_— - oaeaen By mai}, out of city, per month up to 6 mos r $3.60 Ry arrier, city 26: & mos $1.90; ¥ & month, For All Humanity HOSE nauseated by the daily stories of slaughter now “ have quite a nice run of better reading matter before! them, and it is even possible that the feeling that all men}, 5 ate brothers is coming to the top to encourage hope of some mere than war as the business of the nations . he embargo on food and other necessities has been ited at the Mexican border, and we're going to fill and save le who have surely been hating us their very best. It ins to look as if we would withdraw the regular army from Mexico, without a serious clash with such government the Mexicans have, and give the Mexican masses bread in- id of bullets, If this is done, our expedition into Mexico will stand as one of the most remarkable enterprises of the Tens of thousands of men, women and children in Mexico Starving. The poor mothers of Potosi cry out, in behalf their starving babes, “God send the Gringoes!” i Again, there comes to us a German merchantman sub- ; ine with goods that we greatly need, and, it is reported, Sanother is coming with a cure for infantile paralysis. The d awaits our decision as to whether these unarmed traders hall be received by us as peaceful friends or be given the shrift of belligerents. Great France and greater England us to overlook the intent of these voyages and consider ir petty war advantages. Alas! at a time when the nations sane, the world would be celebrating this submarine feat another triumph over the elements that made for human} ogress. The foreign world is blinded by blood. Shall we ? Must we see even our babes go into the maw of interna- bloodthirstiness? No! To give and to receive all the good we can, to all from all, is part of Americanism. _ It looks more and more as if Seattle, home town of Will E. Humphrey, candidate for the United States sen- ‘ate, will again vote AGAINST him. He never got more one-third the vote here in contested elections, and it femains to be seen if he can again fool the outside com- yi ice Deutschland Points HAT the status of the Deutschland is that of a merchant vessel is unquestionably true. She carries no guns, is pierced for torpedo tubes and brought over a cargo of indise. She will likewise take one back, if she can the Deutschland promises to shoot international marine as full of holes as tho she carried a battery of 15-inch ‘The British decision, after an admiralty consideration of ‘ease, is to sink the submarine on sight. To do this with- Pwatning would be a gross violation of that same interna- law the United States invoked against Germany. Still, ou come to think of it, Britain must either do that or, lly, let the Deutschland roam the seas at will. A war- an warn a surface craft before sinking it. Not so a ine. To warn a submarine is to practically grant it to submerge. Besides, it would be impossible to dis- between the Deutschland and an armed submarine iderable distance. To run up within torpedo range oser inspection would be to invite destruction. Patently must fire on sight or not at all and then Uncle Sam fave to deal with the submarine proposition from a point «/ view—turned cate out, as it were. It is a exing question and one that evidently must be Ieft to itself out. “Those ideals (of democracy) are that every man should have a fair and equal chance."—Hughes. Oh, the slighted women! * So, What? HE talk of the design of the Russo-Jap treaty being fundamentally to curb American trade in the Orient like nonsense. But suppose the “quiet inquiries” of nited States, said to have been set afoot, disclose the that such IS the intent of the treaty? Suppose we un a “black conspiracy” against our trade? What going to do about it? Retaliate by building up a few tariff walls against the offending countries, aggravate Situation and consume our own raisings, or slap them the wrist? Lot of good investigating will do at this hour tybe, has beat us to a desirable trade agreement is that we had about ten years’ start. We Japan, are too fed cock-sure for our own good, and yet we are just} it. is not too old to learn, if he wants to. eginning to realize Fortunately Sam We might use our punitive force to get that bandit who held up four stages near the Yosemite. ‘Overtime O. K. E take very kindly to the idea of a nine-hour congres- : sional working day. Session for nearly seven months. Some important legislation been enacted, but there still remains considerable work to done. The Army and Navy appropriation bill, the shipping d child labor bills, and the $200,000,000 revenue bill must acted on. About this time of the year, wien election fences fare being repaired, congress may count on a more than inarily long list of absentees. To make up for this, congress ould put in a little overtime, even if it busts a suspender or two. Put us down as for the nine-hour program and an early djournment; Uncle Sam wants to take a siesta before election. é Congress has been in continuous “Austria will apologize.” The United States should have a prize collection of apologies by now. that? What? VER in Los Angeles the city council has set itself to the task of muzzling the roosters so that they may crow too lustily, but it refuses to interfere with the ing of the hen. Where is this female rights movement going to wind may we ask? mM n (Summer Complai e it’s inflammation of the delicate membranes e: lining the bowels. The food you have eaten has fer- mented, made the membranes sore, and they get worse with every meal. Improve Your Digestion Clear Up Llammation tem is in shape again, you will not be attacks. Peruna aids digestion, correcta acidity, and mation of the membrane ‘These three will r 1 let_you eat with comfort, and restore your strength. | The verdict of the users is the best proof. 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When | inquired about my lady, 1 was told that she was in the Governor's house, and that | was }to walt until she sent for me, To- wards evening a message came, but not to bid me to my lady's presence, only to tell me that to- morrow she was to travel to Vien &O. 1 slept Mttle that night thinking tomorrow, and when {ft came only disappointment was in it. True, I saw my lady and spoke |with her, but not for an Instant |were we alone together. | was presented to .he lady who was to be her companion on the journey, jand to an officer who was to Ko with us | My lady was no longer a page, id the dress which had been pro cured for her was not gray It was not until we arrived tn Vienna that an explanation was forced upon me by circumstances, My lady was driven to the palace, the Emperor's honored guest; a lodging at the barracks was found for me, and altho I waa courteous- ly treated, I felt I was there on sufferance What else could I expect? I had fe otten the great gulf which lay between my lady and me. Sbe was matd of honor to the Princess Suzanne, a lady of high birth and osition, as was evident by the manner in which she was treated; 1 was of the Guard of Saxe-Olden burg, Captain of a crowd of dis reputables gathered from every na tion In Europe For two days I seemed to be en tirely forgotten, and then I w: sent for to the palace. In the pal ace I was taken to an anteroom where I waited for some time, My Hady, If she oceupled the rooms be- yond, had m: callers this after noon, for whilst I waited several men were shown out.’ One, an el! derly man who looked English gianced at me swiftly as he passed; the others took no notice of me. Then a servant came to me, and thru a vestibule | was shown into a room, and the door was closed behind me, It was somber and empty, I thought, but as I moved forward there was the oft rustic of a dress, dnd my lady came from the embrasure of a window, She crossed the room until she stood clone to me “T have been long tn for you, Captain Heselton Very long, mademoiselie.” 1 bave had much to do, many people to see, many, many inter views to endure. I am very tired of it all.” “And now I come; there in yet another interview, another weary interview.” of sending Why difficut? Is it so diffi cult to say a few words of thanks and—and let me go?" ‘No. That should be easy, answered, after a pause. abe |which I stand, Here fn Vienna, it is not possible to ignore the truth The Captain of the Guard ts no fit companion for a maid of honor.” “Something of the sort, I have been told,” she returned. Mademolselie, there is nothing in the world I will not do for you so thank me, since you have sent for me for that purpose, and bid me Ko. 1 have no words.” Then a clasp of the hand In lence, the parting of gor rades who have faced and peril together—a pa soldier if you will—and of it Is that the end of It? I know not whether it was her question or whether her eyes be. trayed the secret of her heart, but my soul was suddenly on fire and |the hot blood was leaping riotous! thru my veins “I want no thanks, only love only you When you came into |the barracks yard at Dravatadt, |you came into my life, and never again can you go out of it/ I think |there is nothing I may not attain to if you will give me love. Oh, my dear, tell me, whisper it, or let me look deep into your eyes for a moment and I shall read the truth there.” Her hands were in mine, but she did not look at me “Since I have come to Vienn have heard of nothing but duty, she sald in a low tone, “It has been the subject of nearly every in terview.” “Duty! the Is it me What duty? To Princess? Is she in peril? your duty to help her? Let share your burden.” “You cannot understand cannot help me,” she said “Do I stand between you duty?” “You and my own heart No, no; do not make it harder for me,” she sald quickly, as my hands tight- ened upon hers and T would have drawn her close to me, “Let me go. Let me stand away While you touch me, | am not mis tress of myself.” I let go her hands and she step- ped back from me “I thought I battle and won to—to- “To send me away?” | “Yes. But now I am not strong jenough to do it, to make my chotce. It is duty against, yes, against love why should you not know It? and you must help me. Tomorrow I will choose tomorrow tell you everything then |must help me.” She threw out her arms fn a ges- ture of despair “My dear, my dear, You and had Today | fought my meant and you what can I saciindielacidiemaPlit kata stared BOOWBMGOGON OGOOCOCOC MCKIE MCG “GOOD INDIAN” na and that I was also required to |, “A& difficult one,” she answered. | I think I realize the posftion in| from you.| 1 will! STAR—SATURDAY, JULY 22, 1916, ke “Nothing, now, ‘Tomorrow.” 1 fell upon my knee and raised her hand to my lips, “Tomorrow, 1 murmured Wild joy and utter perplexity |both were mine, Love was mine, the love of the most beautiful wom an God had fashioned, and for a ittle while this thought was allab- jsorbing. But what was this duty which menaced her happinem and |mine? | Twas not destined to remain long in fgnorance. Barly in the even jing | had @ visitor, Lord Winter. ford, the Pnglish Ambassador, I recognized him ae the elderly man who had looked at me so keenly he passed thru ‘the anteroom afternoon have Just come from the pal- ace, Capt. Heselton,” he maid, ab. |ruptly, as the door closed, “My lady—" | “T have been with her, She does |not know I have come to you. 1 have thought it right to take upon myself a disagreeable task.” | “Il am sure you are doing what |you belfeve to be right, Lord Win. | terford.” “Strange, how familiar your face " he id am sure we have never met,” t said, with a smile, “I have had jstrange companions for some time past.” “The King’s Guard. Yes, we ;bave heard tales of the Dravatadt Guard, exaggerated, no doubt.” “Probably not,” 1 answered “Well, Capt. Heselton, I bave |heard your story, but only second hand; do you mind telling tt to me yourself?” it #y to comply because jit meant speaking about my lady. |! told him the whole story of my sojourn in Dravetadt, simply and without reservation, | “It in a tale of courage and en durance of which any man might |de proud, Captain Heselton,” he sald, when I had finished, “The | political pesition you appear to understand. The throne ts vacant. When Christian of Varna died in |that dim hollow in the forest, by |your hand, you made an interna tional crisis.” “The Princess—" “Has left her country,” he aaid quickly. “She ts on her way to Parts.” She must return.” He was silent for a mome You would so advise her—tit you had the opportunity, I mean? he sald slowly “Certainly, What else can she do? It is her obvious duty.” “She is inclined not to return,” he apswered. “If she persists in lgnoring her duty, I do not exag gerate when I say that the position will be exceedingly grave, Captain Heeelton.” 1 do not understand, Lord Win terford, how this affecta me, nor task. What matter?” tain Hoselton, the lady you love ts not the maid of honor, but Princess Suzaone.” With a cry, I can I do in such a started to my mean you What do the better opportunity of carrying out her scheme, the Prin | cess lto meet Christian of V: DT 17 We REQ why you speak of a disagreeable | when she came to Dravetadt/ PAGE places witht her matd of honor, To What extent the masquerade has helped her, { cannot judge, but 1 realize that it is very hard on you.” “Hard!” “It is my duty to leave nothing unsald,” he went on, “I believe she will be guided entirely by you to morrow, Are you strong enough to urge her to her duty, her obvious duty? There are your own words.” “Heaven knows.” “1 think she will make her believe that love calls more strongly than duty, Were I in your porition, and asked how I should act, I, too, should say, ‘Heaven knows.” 1 looked up, struck by @ new note in his voice. “There is unother way,” he said Bell I looked at him. "There is the night mat! to Paris. You could catch tt and—and return to England.” I did not answer, My brain re fused to act; no words came to my tongue. For an Instant bis hand pressed my shoulder, then ¥ heard the door open and close again was alone ‘Tomorrow! When tomorrow came I was be ing carried awiftly toward home! want you to CHAPTER XI Afterward Spring had been long in coming; now each morning beauties. From my open windows I looked ross a broad terrace over wide jawns, far over spreading park and woodland, a view which many gen erations of men and women had looked upon and loved. The y s a library, many r fo it corners, Soft and avep chairs were in it, much luxury In carpet and thick rugs, an atmosphere of peace. Rooks were from floor to ceiling, collection which many men hi helped to bring together. the library of Lowminster Priory in Devonshire, for many generations past the t of the Earls of Haver sham Changes and chances bring strange things to p No wonder the old family solicitor bad writ ten “You should certainly return at once.” Circumstances had driven me to take bis advice more prompt ly than I had intended. He we! omed me as the new Earl of Haver. sham. When I had left England nothing seemed more unlikely than that | mld come into the title. Busy death had taken lives, old and young the old naturally, the young by the wreck of a pleasure yacht and a fall in the hunting field Something more time and death hed done for me. The woman for whose ko Ih kept silent was dead, and had confessed. My character was cleared, and I sup pose I might ensily have posed as something of a hero, The world of society threw its doora wide open to me, but I did not pass thru them A fow friendships I renewed; I neod speak of only one here. The Duchess of Medworth had been a friend of my mother’s, and I think she was the only person who from the first bad believed in me. I re member what she sald to me just ore 1 left England if the with THE UTMosT VIGiLaNCe TD KEEP IN TOUCH | }WIth THe REAL | |SUTUATION, 4X0 —— — OF COURSE, IF THEY OFFER TO REIMBURSE ALL THE INVESTORS AND WAjvE THEIR OWN CLAIMS, THEN — | | SEE, GVERETT, wHo Do YOu THINK'S GOING To WIN a corrective, occ ness and sleepless nights. | leave no disa 2 Directions of Special V, sionally, to right a di which is the cause of so much sick he: Wome Sold by Drogulste Throughout the World. 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Now she called me a fool once more, I told ber ail my story just as 1 would have told it to my mother, “You should have explained everything.” she said decidedly “The Karl of Haversham is no bad match for a foreign Princess.” | “Lord Winterford—" | “1 haven't patience with him,”) she interrupted, “Besides you did not tell him who you really were,” | the Duchess went on; “had you done so, his advice would probably | have been different.” “T acted an I thought right.” “Praiseworthy, but what you think right is #0 often wrong. Are you going to let this Princess ruin your life? How long will it take you to forget her?” “1 whall never forget her.” “But you must marry.” “1 sball never marry.” 1 think Her Grace of Medworth would have thrown my Way every eligible woman of her acquaintance had I remained in London; so I re tired Into Devonshire. Pagerly in the papers and thru what private information | could obtain, I followed the fortunes of Princess Suzanne, and the short but stormy period thru which Saxe Oldenburg passed at this time. Lord Winterford had not exag |gerated. For months the position remained moet critical, The Prin |cess, supported by Austria, return ed to Dravatadt, and from the mo ment of her entry into the city the whole country was in a state of re bellion. Her personality and her charm counted for nothing. She was of the House of King Philip. and the people were determined that no member of his House should ocenpy the throne. Twice during the winter, the) |Duchess of Medworth had visited) me at the Priory, loud tn her lam-| }entations that such a home should be without a mistress, and a little! critical about my housekeeper. To-| day she was coming again. I was | very glad she was coming. We |should talk about the Princess; we! |alwaye did, and I bad a jonging to jtalk about her just now. | The spring, with its wonderful beauty and {ts awakening to new |life, bad only sadness for me, Now| I tried to write, now to read, all to no purpose I crossed the room to a cabinet, and, unlocking a drawer, |took from ft a little gray shoe. The jtears were in my eyes as I locked! | the shoe away again. | The house was too narrow for me} j this morning. The Duchess would) not arrive until afternoon. I walked across the park, out into the coun- Q—I am going to ask you a question and would like your opin-| lion on the subject. Do lieve in, “If you don’t succeed at) first, try, try again?” | have just about given up trying; In my work it seems the harder | try the worse things go. | will be waiting for your answer. | DISCOURAGED. A.—Aan effort made puts you just! one step ahead on the ladder of/ life, whether the success is notice able at the time or not. A_ suc- cessful life is made up largely of | failures which have been conquer ed one by one thru mighty efforts. Don't give up and take a back seat with the quitters, There are too| of that sort in the world to- ay. You are building a founda-| tion for a_successful future. You probably have observed how slow} is the progress on the foundation f a great, strong building. It ts] ame with a successful busi-| When You're Well KEEP WELL | ————- nother Article In The | Star's Health Campaign | Being Conducted With Co- American BATHING Bathing is necessary, first of all, |to remove dirt from outside and to wash out the} waste materials deposited on the skin by evapora tion of perspira tion, which soon produces an un- pleasont body amell if not re- moved Bathing also has an impor. tant Influence Upon the heat- regulating machinery of the skin. Warm baths increase the size of |the blood vessels in the skin and |draw the blood from the brain, }making one feel comfortably |aleepy. This is why a warm bath is best taken at bedtime A cold bath, on the other hand, contracts the skin blood vessels, and, by driving the blood to the brain, makes one feel keen and alert. Cold bathing ts a powerful tonic to the skin, since it trains the blood vessels to respond quick-| ly to changes in temperatures. People who can stand cold baths| regularly are likely to be hardier | and much less subject to colds than} others. In the matter of bathing, how ever, it must be remembered that the body should be stimulated by cold, but not chilled too much. A cold bath should be followed by a} reaction, the blood vessels of tha! skin enlarging again and the skin{| becoming warm and glowing Brisk rubbing with a towel helps} |to secure this reaction, If no reac:| tion follows, the bath was too cold or too prolonged | Efficiency Is the crying need of the public today, and tuber. culosis, a preventable disease, le one of the greatest draw- backs to efficiency, By Percy Brebner | tleularly | Often I have bi lout for the evening ity. A Novel A Week! i918 “ vient Mrown beyond, straight before me nking nothing of time or the dis It was close upon four o'clock when I returned, and the Duchess met me in the hall ‘My dear Frank, don't apologize You are an eccentric person, so It would not bave surprised me if you had altogether forgotten, that J was coming. “But try thin tance I covered “Oh, year it pleased me to come | she laughed, | train, May | tell them y? by an eariior “that is a detail to bring tea into the librar: “Do.” “Go and pick out cosiest chairs 1 will two of your follow you Il am going to send a message to your housekeeper and ask her for some special hot cakes | am par fond of. “Give any orders you Itke,” and I laughed as I went into the library The Duchess had done me good already There was a fire in the library for the evenings were still chilly The Itgbt of it was dancing in the room, 1 entered quickly, then stood still on the threshold, then cloned the door gently. 1 thought 1 w dreaming, Someone had risen quickly from a low chair. The firelight fell upon a woman in gray “The Duchess brought me,” she 4 My lady!” It wan all I could say. My soul was burning with a mysterious joy, 1 could give {t no expression. The Duchess came to Austria, and told me about you. She urged me to come to England 1 tried so hard to do my duty nm in great peril, and afraid. You were no longer near to help me and give me cour- age. Yet sometimes | talked of you to tho little maid. Yes, I found her and made her come to me. 1 have brought her with me to England. The Duchess said—* He nda were in mine, but she id back from me. “They would not have Dravetadt; Austria was in because of me; so—" “Suzanne! My zanne!” “A Princess without a kingdom.” “1 have no kingdom to give you,” 1 whispered, “only love. Suzanne, stay with me always—always—be my wife.” She still held back from me. “There is another name you have often called me.” “My lady—my lady in gray. “I ike that best.” she whispered “1 thought of it when I dressed to- day. Was I wrong to come?” She was in my arms; my kisses ere upon her lips. “Tell me I was not wrong to come, because I have found the kingdom of my desire.” “My lady,” I whispered. (The End) bh me in trouble Princess Su w Bo Letters To Custhin. Grov ness. The efforts you make today which appear to have been fallures you be-| will prove sturdy bulwarks fn your; career in the future. Q—In my troubles, | am asking your advic A few evenings ago | had an engagement with a boy who lives in my home town to go | waited and ter hi e hi he did not arrive. me up and said | asleep, begged my pardon and ask- ed to call again. Tell me if | should let him WORRIED VERY MUCH, If this is the young man's you would be most not to give him an- A first offensa, unreasona le other trial. Dear Miss Grey: | would like to speak a few words to “Miss Twenty- four.” | married a man when | was 15 years old. | didn’t love him, because | was too young to know what real love was. We have been married 15 years ‘and have a fam- | have lived very unhappy and for the sake of my children, | must still live on. It may be many years until this girl will meet the man she loves, and then it will be too Don't marry any man you don't love for you will live to re- gret it. | know, for I've gone thru it all, | am only 30 now and the mother of five children. lL. w. Q.—! have read for two years about the cause of the European war, that after the killing of the Crown Prince Frederick, Austria made certain demands that Servia could not honorably comply with. What did Austria demand of Servia? D.C. R. A.—Austria demanded that Servia put to death those who were re sponsible for the assassination of the crown prince and princess, DEPOT SAFE ROBBED SPOKANR, July 2 men overpowered C, C. Knowlton, night operator at Marcus, a G. N° station 100 miles north of here, Friday night, and removed $1,500 in pay checks from the safe. Do you mind?” me in| 201K UIEIENENCIEIE NOE NDCIOHOEHIE EX HECK MOEN ADEE YC CVCHIIE EX WIECH REVEL UAE EH CH ED sxcoragove| “The Little Gray Shoe” Pon as RC oa TARA AAKATA AAA, AKAN TORK | ! @ z Mehitabel Meeks 1s president of the He Mr. Mr. Meeks Village Improvement league. won the famous campaign to re- 7 place the 21 pickets that had been © missing from the cemetery fence since 1896. He was also largely in- strumental in replacing the four missing boards in the sidewalk in front of the Blue Front Undertaking * Parlors, thereby undoubtedly saving many citizens from serious acct- dents. Mr. Meeks ts a high-minded man, the futher of a large family, and the husband of a loving wife. eee UPLIFT OOZE GRAB! Why are you BACKWARD abo getting TO IT whilst the getting is GOOD. Standing by, and doing an imita- tion of a SHRINKING VIOLET will never cet you anything, Rollo. You must grab quickly, skillfully and so your neighbors will not GET HEP to you. GRAB all you can, all the time. If you don’t grab YOUR'N, you'll jose. Keep that in your mind always— GRAB! YES, WE KNOW HOw IT 18 Mrs. Chris Schlegel met with a painful accident Monday while milking. She bent over on the wrong side and put her arm out of pla We all know that didn't feel very good—-The Wapakoneta (0.) News. eee MIGHTY PAINFUL PLACE Mr. Hissinger broke his right arm above the elbow. He was also bruised severely about the city.— The Rochester (Minn.) Post. Augustus Thomas looked tho ful as he helped Rimself to a ing bit of French pastry. What is it, Gus? Out with adjured a fellow diner at the mous board of the Lambs club in New York. “I was only thinking,” responded the noted playwright, “of what hap- pened to me in Paris one day. I was finishing off with pastry in a restaurant where I frequently dined when in Paris and I became consid- erably interested in the little boys in white caps and aprons who de- liver the goods of the pastry eooks. ‘One morning one of these boys brought me some cakes and I said to him: ‘De you like the cakes, young jie stared at me, but gave me no answer. “"I suppose you get the benefit of one of these es yourself some- times, don’t yo! I persisted. “*Pardon, sir, I don't understand,” he said. “"Why, you eat a cake now and then, don’t you?’ I said, trying to make myself clear. “Oh, eat them, sir?” he re sponded, a light breaking over his face. ‘No, indeed, sir, that wouldn't] do at all. I only lick them as I come along, sir.’” ee Mrs. Dearborn—You say that that is Mrs, Burke-Martin? Mrs. Wabash—Yes; Burke was her name and Martin was her hus- band’s name. Mrs. Dearborn—By why does she use the hyphen between the name: Mrs. Wabash—To show that she is separated from her husband. . ee Want It Britches town of Two Bridges, in the north- east part of Uintah county, has pe- titioned the county clerk to change VERNAL, Utah, July The its name to “Two Britches.” That is the way the name is pronounced }by the Ute Indians, who comprise the population, They cannot utter the letter “D.”" PALACE Second at Spring Continuous Tomorrow 1:30 to 11 P.M, HIP Much More Than Your Money's Worth Tomorrow; Willis Hall & Co. In an Allegorical Sketch Ray L. Royce Artistic Character Studies Anita Diaz’s | Maud Still Monkeys In “Funny Capers’ | | “The Aeroplane Girl” Which One Shall! Mary? | Ling & Long | In “Peg and the Limit” King Bros. Herculean and Comedy Athletes WONDERFUL HIT Extended Engagement Weekday Matin Any Seat . | Program Feature Photoplay, “A Trial And Selig-Tribune News Pictorial (First Run) Sundays and Wednesdays Mme. 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