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VELL, IF We're }Gonna ToIN PERSNINGS FORCE, WHY DON'T WE sTARY ? Umpires Given Assignments; Bush Is Here ‘The three umpires who are scheduled to do duty in the Northwestern league the com- ing season were handed out their opening week assignments jay by Prexy Blewett. Garnet Bush, former Tex. Pacific Coast and Federal league arbiter, will handle the local series. Bill Finneran will referee the clashes between Brown's Beavers and the In- dian: jpokane. Harry How- ell will do duty Tacoma, where Russ Hall's hired h: will clash with the Great Fa! aggregation. AMUSEMENT TRE BEST OF VAUDEVILLE 2:20—TWICE DATLY— Begiand’s Musical Comedy St: CLARK @ HAMILTON In “A Wayward Conceit” YES, Jon , WE MUST HAVE A GUIDE WHO CAN CONDUCT US SAPELY You SIMP, WE CANTY START TILG TO GE We GET A GUIDE. WE'D RUN INTO SOME VILLA BanbiTs AND | GET MassacreD Ne PERSHING TAYLOR T KNow Meno LIKE You KNOW BROADWAY, TH THE OLDEST GUIDE IN THE WORLD. Ive Guided SUCH GENERALS AY MILES, NINFIELD SCOTT, "AR—WEDNESDAY, APR 76, 1916. PAGF 7 THROUGH MEXICO IN 1846, And Get. Cusrer. ‘Undertakers Will Not Profit By the Deaths Tomorrow; Northwestern League Opens| BY EDWARD HILL Pity the poor grandmothers! They will be sialn with a ruthleseness akin to slaughter on Thurs day. Several hundred small boys—or nearly that many—epent today boring holes In a certain well-known fence out In Rainier valley. The Northwestern baseball league is primed for the opening. be original, we might say the stage The Giants got in their last good practice licks today. beauts should prove conmderable hard- boys have stacked up against since the) Joe McGinnity’s aggregation of er to handle than any team our starting of the training season, the Local festivities will begin along! about 1 o'clock with a parade of boosters, players and officials over the princtpal boulevards. While) “Dad” Wagner claims no relation to Hans or the great com r by} the same monicker, ho says his) team bats well over .300 in the Musical league. As a consequence, the parade will be led by that august body of tooters. At the noon hour today Jim Nor-| ton, the bustest secretary that ever held down a sec’s job, was send ing up 25 bombs, each one of which contained a ticket for the opener. Ribbon No. 166 contained an order for a season pass, so if you caught 166 you are in as soft as the win- ner of The Star's guessing coptest. While Butte and Seattle are crossing dats here, Great Falls will be the guest of Russ Hal Tacoma Tiges and Bob Brown will be visiting 11 Spokane on buat ness. Mcivor May Pitch To Is all set. Thursday colored Giants excepted. ————————— PAST PENNANT WINNERS 1901—Portland. 1902—Butta, 1903—Seattle. 1904—Botse. 1905—* Boise. 5—-Everett --Tacoma Aberdeen. Vancouver Seatt! Spokane. Vancouver. 1912—Seattle 1913—Vascouver. 1914—Vancouver. —Seatue. *Pacific National league. 1908 1909 1910- 1911 WALTER MAILS HURT Walter Matis has been unable to do mound duty for Brooklyn thus far this season on account of an |Ad Santel and Spokane Mat | | SAN FRANCISCO, April 26.— Ad Sante! and Jack Taylor will meet on the mat In the near future, wrestling fans predicte today, following thelr failure to reach a decision last night. Altho Taylor got the only fail, | the match was officially de | clared a draw, under an agree- ment between the men that there would be no decision un- less one of them gained two falls, Taylor's fail came in two hours and eight minutes. The men then struggled for 34 min- utes 30 seconds for a second fall, with Sante! on the aggres- * © police then halted the match at midnight. 'U. OF W. ‘TEAM WINS SALEM, Ore, April 26.—The U. jot W. moved up another notch tn its climb toward the Northwest baseball championship today by l virtue of a 7-to-2 vietory over Wil Iamette, Until the sixth the score was tied, 1 to 1 Willamette went to pleces Then CHICAGO, April 26—A ban will |be placed on cushion fighting tn the Cubs’ park. Owner Weegham — taken the matter up with the pol CVSTER? CUSTER ? MIGHT T MAKE SO BOLD AG TO ASK WHERE You GUIDED CUSTER. Artist Draw toning, | To Massac BETWEEN OURSELVES —— THE SPORTS EDITOR | HEY call Philadelphia the City | ft of Brotherly Love. But the) author, or authors, of this ten- | author, or authors, of this ten- der phrase evidently never heard of St. Paul, Minn, It is really the latter city which should bear | the affectionate title, The rea-| sons are herewith appended j eee | St. Paul, Minnesota, harbors two | pairs of brothers who have made thelr mark fn pugiliem. One each pair is generally accredite with being the champion tn his respective division, while the other brother of each ts close to | the top In the same class, And) here {s where brotherly love! comes in. The near-champlon in| each instance wishes it to be| universally known that his broth- | er is his superior. | 7 ee |The Gibbonsee—Mike and Tom—| and the Ertles—Johony and Mike —are the Inds we have reference to. Mike Gibbons close to the middleweight championship as one can be without being the actual champion. But Michael inaists that Brother Tom fs a bet- ter man than he ia, ee The case of the Erties ie similar. Johnny—nicknamed “Kewp! is co-holder of the world n- tamwetght title by virtue of a victory of foul over Kid Wil- Hams, who became the legitimate champion by knocking out John- ny Coulon. Rut Johnny “Kewpie” CUSTER'S By BUD FISHER AnD CULTER'S) MASSACRE IS 4 AN EPOCH Ih 2E || MERICAN HISTOR $ ANN CHILD wile YELL You TWar— “Fat” La Rue, amateur heavy- weight champion of the world, or William J, 'Lhreaux—whichever you prefer—is the most popular man in San Francisco. He won't admit it, but every other boxer from San Francisco here to battle at the Far Western meet Thursday and Friday, loudly acclaims it for him. Fat" is the bon-bon infant of the city with the Golden Gate, He 1s 80 popular that when he {s not working at his job as assistant county clerk of Alameda county, he is appearing before the foot- lights of Frisco vaudeville the atres. The hefty one—he says he is a mere stripling now, having reduc ed to 215 pounde—is here to battle with the rest of the Native Sons. The republicans think so much of him that they have nominated him to run for county clerk at the next election. La Rue has been battling but three years, When he started he broke the scales at TURFMEN GIVE 900 PAIRS OF GLASSES TO THE SOLDIERS Racegoers of Sydney, Austra- Ma, are taking @ band in assist- ing their country in the Europe- an War. The military authorities made an appeal for equipment for the Australian soldiers going to the front, and the turfmen respond- ed by donating their field Klassen. Nine hundred pairs were col- lected, and they will be of bene- fit to the boys in the trenches in sighting their enemies. Rev- “Fat” La Rue, amateur heavy- Francieco Bill Hurley and his Great Falis aggregation are in town preparing to depart Thursday morning for ‘acoma, where they clash with Ruse Hall's Tiges In the ope Hurtey has a sprinkling of vets and youngsters on his team which he declares |s' good BILL’S GREAT FALLS CLUB PAYS A VISIT Cheasty’s Leather Luggage of Quality Famous Oshkosh Wardrobe Trunk $25 Up “Values Tell” PIANO PIN SMASHERS LEAD ALL The Bush & Lane team smashed its way to the front rank last night jut the Northwestern bowling tourme ament by running up a total score of 2,583. This gives it a lead of 142 points over the Ideals, winners of the first night’s matches, The scores: Team— 3 Total Bush & Lane. .843 867—2,583 Piper & Taft. .689 886—2,353 Hotel Savoy ..760 842-—2,298 Kandy Kids ..849 $44—2,499 | Wash. Annex .809 819-—2,420 Wash. Hotel . .815 781—2,312 The results of matches follow: Team— Turrell Shoe . .426 MacDougall-8. .515 Ideal Spoofers .533 People’s Store.564 CHAMP BATTER SOLD CHICAGO, April 26.—Jack Ness, world’s champion batsman, has been sold to Buffalo by the White Sox. SENIORS WIN The seniors won the track meet held at Broad hi, piling up 61% points to the juniors 34%, CAPTAIN QUITS NINE Captain Higginbotham of the Franklin ball club, has quit school, 2 873 791 806 792 716 the 1 2 433 497 é enough to win the pennant, and that is all any one could expect enue is also being derived from the racing game by putting a tax on the betting rings. injury to his leg recelved in the training camp. would have it understood that Brother Mike could clean up the bantamweight class with leas dif ficulty than Johnny himself could. And Mike Ertle ts only a flyweight—he is top heavy at Such Ie brother! 108 pounds. oe would sacrifice his ring career 80 the other may succeed. How- ever, all four are well establish- ed in the ring game, and their earning capacities are in no wise affected because of their rela- tionship. His playing will be missed by the Manager Tealey Raymond has club. steadfastly refused to divulge the Seattle battery for the opening game, but your humble servant dopes it out thusly— | 7 and 9. WINSTONS WATER LIONS * ‘AND DIVING NYMPHS Mage Aquatic and Scenic Novelty ‘O'LEARY GETS MATCH “Lay—dees and gent’mun—bat- Johnny O'Leary, Seattle light jtrees for today’s goime—Seattle, | weight, writes that he is scheduled | ee re yr ene Shamus O'Brien, the New| cnce between KNOW- e £o Tong man, oc A ?, ute no hace bik taave tao chance | <Or™ Tummen. tm the near futare. 1 ING and simply DOING that Bill Rose will fling instead of jm is told in the pay en- [BI Mclvor. Take your choice, velope Both are in “midseason form,” - . es which is a new expression mean- If you wish to improve ing @ ball player is in swell shape your opportunities and in- The rest of the Seattle lineup | crease your capacities, |{nfield is the same as the one that gineering School offers copped the gonfalon last year you that chance. | “Hunky” Shaw will have Bill Cun- matter what you are ningham and Abe Finegold work now—-it yo yes ing alongside of him in the outer zea *' n our entrenchments, “Hunky,” by the esty e atep' eur w will lead the Giant charge at til you are ready to bat. Charley Brooks, hard-hitting step Into the better position first-sacker, will hit fourth, the Use your spare time or your | evenings with Individual tul tion under practical bigh- grade instructors in Gas, Steam or Electrical Engineer ing. Visit the School—get New Tllustrated Catalogue, x which tells every detail Are You Paid for Knowing The story of the differ- MILWAUKEE, April 26.—Fred- die Welsh declares he fought Ever Hammer, local lehtweight, with ap injured hand, This is his alibi for the loss, BOXERS HARD AT IT Geo. Green, Olympic boxing in- structor and De Witt Van Court, Los Angeles mitt tutor, have their boys working out datly at the 8. A. C. in preparation for the Far West: ern meet. The Queen Anne midgets drop- ped their ball game to the Frank- lin tots, 14 to 3, affection. One BASEBALL BUTTE VS. SEATTLE ‘Temerrew, 3: M Aémiasion % and 50 Cents Same two ciubs all week. Take Fourth ave. cars. of Market Today Mike Gibbons and Johnny Ertle are engaged in exploiting the prowess of Tom Gibbons and Mike Ertle, respectively. Mike Gibbons has assumed the man- agership of Brother Tom, while Johnny Ertle haa undertaken to guide Brother Mike into the championship of which he is joint holder. . You are interested In a position paying from $150 to $300 a month and will spend $75 to qualify, call at once 663 Empire Bidg. a lot of things as in being shore of what you do know. Know VEL- VET an’ you'll be shore on your Tobacco wisdom. : foo The firet time you smoke VELVET you think it’s a luxury —after that you knot it’ es imceseity. Cal. lemons, per erate Cranherrt . Ring history contains the named of many brothers who have earned a livelihood by slinging the pad- ded mittens, Of the old-timers, the name of Attell stands out promiscuously, Abe Attell was featherweight champion, while brothers Monte and Cassar took down occasional purses by their ability with the gloves, All three wore foatherwelghts, . | cleanup position. i | League ti 9, St. Louts 3, At Boston 38, New York 1. No others; rain. Amert At Cloveland At New York No others; rain. Pactfic Coast League Vernon 9, Portiand 1. Oakland &, Los Angeles 3. No other; rain. Boston 4. or Beattie 18, ahts 0. 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