The Seattle Star Newspaper, March 28, 1916, Page 9

BLOND HEAVY MAY QUIT RING TO SAVE SOULS © SQUIRREL FOOD | Injury Gave “Wheezer” Dell Chance to Frolic STAR—TUESDAY, MARCH 238, WHY 110 LEVER QUIT MY JOB A6 A BOILER coal 1916. PAGE 9. Yow! “ars 15 He ninety NINTH TRIP IN AN HOUR! | FROILER MAKING WAS *% A PrPeT LONLY HAD “TH Frank Moran to Be Evangelist, ' MAKER TO TAKE THis WORK SIXTEEN HOURS HERES MORE ACTION IN * one ? - A DAY AN'I HAD “THIS JOR “THAN “THERE 1s 3 M = ext SUNDAYS. OFF | IN THE WAR! e i é 4 ——— i ea een r if Sa sN Y Sc be ‘| on Major League Gree - X.ocri . ae i = 3 i i GOEZQUICK GOEZQUICK GOEZQUICK maha: So SGI eR i ; tt Ie an ey 3 brs Caen GASOLINE GASOLINE GASOLINE (Onn PP ada YORK, March 28 Fran - ing that “'Tie an n ) {| Moran, the heavyweight who lost ae Ghat Blows webedy geod,” and | lp2st | a’ _PER GAL PER GAL PER on 1S {\to Jens Willard here Saturday, 1 © “Wheezer” Dell, the right % — fa” 9 4, 4 1 if } serfously thinkims of becoming a handed twirler of the Brooklyn | - ~ ‘Bron ~ % ij {| "Roman Catholic Billy Sunday.” club, can heartily say amen to T H E re] 4: Ain | o % 1) ; Yeu, siree, Frank is all set to go it, Mad not mi-professional | : - - : 2 out in the hi-ways and by-ways of hg on org Batra unm THE SPORT ZONE “me eG n zo | DOPE. iife and rescue those who have fall- 9 en by the wayside. Dell would never have won the =~ ‘ J | sj "A sport scribe hore bas printed uniform of a major leaguer, A long Jump? Not at all. The Greatest happenings In our lives are the outcome of unconsid- REDDIE BOGAN was no with itching fingers he began dashing off a few lines 33 8 sooner back in Everett than grabbed his trusty pen and M AND TY ervice with his proper Ps (Crediting Just Bam and the words are the following, which he declares Moran told him: “On the square, I wouldn't set out to be a ‘Billy’ Sunday if I didn’t ered trifes. | : hohe ree | - sinall believe in ft. I raised h—— (the Back tn 1906 Dell, a huge, bony | Freddie has several things to say about the bout at the Elks) (1S SEVENTY FIVE FEET TO )| , A HUNDRED. AND “WMREE TWERES FOURTEEN Fow letters unto each: | gang was shocked) for a mighty : Youngster, not overly graceful, was} club last Friday night. He begins by admitting that Egan| [{1W' STATION, AN’ \ MAKE A ; MILES A DAY! pHEWLE || MEN MAKING THESE nT the! wide veneenct bassbalt| long time, I guess I did about 4 pevtee ies Bred Veo Neoatn van| is a bit green and closes by saying that he is willing to| || NUNORED “TRIPS AN Nour 1 COME, AND 60 $0 FAST) |{ PRICE SIONS, aND-THERES| |, wPeeeh oo | everything that @ man can ao, and writer in New York city, -on| Wager the Old Homestead that “my boy Egan” can stow] ||"WEARTY-TWo Hours A | ALWAYS MEET MAYSELP A STACK OF “THEM WArT— When Bugdom raves in accents 1 never Kot anything out of Ht é the day of an important game Vm| this Australian kangaroo away. VA THATS — —= 7 | \Q0WG IN TH’ OPPOSITE ING FOR ME THAT'O bu auek' ik castes a0 dines saevel aed ¢ at ea abeee a Se Ness split his hand with an ugly to ot Ro ot ~ stemmed DIRECTION! MAKE TH’ "TOWER oF sweet nea tt. a ae — times. Then I stopped it. I've ag apentel Rte Freddie also takes his pen—or pencil—in hand and goes to} ———eE | SA LOOK SLY! C- Then Gem end Fy, ade all my money since then, at ee the mat with a local sport sernb Th ge of Everett is! yr § a ~e Just Sam and Ty—tt's hard to gues ow I've got all sorts of friends, 1 Th he t | f ie. he sage erett i GOEZ t a Tithoat a pitcher, aneokag | rather warm under the collar about certain things one of| es GOEZQUICK QuicK bide Scented palbeona «| leat can aney of ce old Gone i Stone descended ret wm Ren the gentlemen of the press was unkind enough to say GASOLINE GASOLINE wn i gg Miot wet | Our eerke id tes uly ne taa| Something or other about Freddie making a fool of himself PER GAL PER CAL home? : “Don't you think It'll be ; by demanding his rights, the 2 . ‘The each alone will often do, | something odd for a prize Tan a speculative eye over the} { Dell was the bisgest fetlow | }there, n Freddie hotly Informe us that he sage of Everett informs us. au 8 The patr together never dle; Don't figure one—just count on two, Both Bam ana Ty fighter to go out and do a “Billy” Sunday? Billy was a great ball so Fred drew him aside. | 5 John H. McGou his day. He has done “Suppose you try your luck tn was not making a fool of himself. cee Leap sng eb: imy place.” he suggested “You've! GREW COACH He was merely endeavoring to Doo White's decision not to man play es gar ye porwr . ‘i @ot pretty good speed, and your put the referee hep to the rules age the Denver Western gue hit with my Ideas gathered control is all right. Wheezer’s mouth stretched with) ‘@ derisive laugh. “Me? Why, I'm} on pl has to do ft. Come | ‘on, take a chance.” | BARS CANDY PHILADELPHIA, March 28. Carty has been barred by Coach Wright of the Pennsylvania row. ing few. He detected several of the game of swapping #wats. a 8 Now take rule 7 of the Marquis of Gooseberry rules. There it {s,| plain as the nose on your face.| Why be decetved by those claim: | | club gave Ennis Onkes a chance to! get back into organized baseball, and as a manager, too, James C. Me- Gill, the Denver magnate, having selected him as Whi successor. Oakes in the Federal jue showed from a kid up from the teach- Ings of the Catholic church.” *Moran was talking his young head off. He was tickled over the fact that he had just celebrated his 29th year on earth, and the Bil- : “Til do tt,” said Dell, “but tt sure |] candates munching chocolates || {ng they have something Just as | —————— — . ——— ” : some real qualities as a manager— day ti ~~ fis taking an awful chance |} on tht way nome after rowing || good when old rule 7 has stood) pope Meigen caneed should nave | 7 Sunday ies struck = oo q The players scattered to thelr (J and Imediatety formulated af) the test of time for lo these been the pennant winner in the out-| nosy eee anton sed positions, and the dig first base- set of ules, 10 In all, covering pyany years? aw Vooalin te Ab oF we aneancnd | ne other subject. 4 man went in to pitch. if hie proper fetiring hour, diet, ete. | aa & me we leanne he He was oft again: 1s expected a merry These fave been posted in the | Freddie points proudly to rule 7) should te able 40 gp hi Further. 1 wouldn't try to convert any a time at his expense they were | clubhoug, and shows that he ts right, even | rine es hen I ‘gen 74 care vee a man ol ven; " t very- : as 8 eoremene a a | believed. I don’t mind a Jew; but q | ~Durh Dr. William— | . 4 FEATHERS TO FLY —_ Taking equint—our eyes are bad) g —________g ine titting tn two inches thick, and, Dinneen ts a great lover of bis) gman De a scing, if ® man's a Jew. I want him to bum | Ik | = rule tepid eo A HOME wee UMPIRES | | the frosting about an inch thicker.” |home, He has four children to ae his candles on Friday night. ci PORTL AN eo marquis at “should the . It you take Wallace's word for {t/keep him busy during the winter . never ask a guy GN! cant te seneet ty ony, ox |} ——©|_and Bobby is a pretty food judeo|and summer. He married tho| itty, ve (ie Heaton Rod Box will | finer: The only people who hit | stains avoldable interference, the ref.) BY HAROLD JOHNSON of food—no in all the wide/daughter of a wealthy Syracuse) coach the Sanctall tones Ot Bellows the trail are bugs and half wits. PORTLAND March 28.—A whole} Tee is to name the time and) «wont you step tn and ait down. world has a thing on Dinneen. | brewer, and has invested all his ball | 00" OSs at Fairfax, Vt, dur-| ee7 re like the nuts who stand i flock of allebd featherweight, P80? 8# soon as possible for) te Dinneen is very busy, but will, “All summer long I dream of a| earnings in an engineering and con y o Vey lon street corners and sing hymns, hard to be told you are ® failure, but if you have the Rerve and confidence that set i battling away the instant en thrust out of the trying out with St. will never fail uitl- The season of 1913 champtonships Wil be at stake to- night. As a hea€iner. Tex Vernon and Billy Ma will box st rounds for # sayhical North wees | featherweight chapptonship. Then Joe Benjamin and Bert Forbes wil! travel a similar @tance. This event, they assert vehemently, ts Now there you are. The ref, fell! down on his job, Freddie has|;s) refused to chalk up the score fn | goune tf more popular player ever wore a uniform than the former finishing the contest.” Bes Charley's date book, and says by |seo you in a few minutes.” ‘That was my greeting when | called up “Big Bill” Dinneen at his sertounly in Syracuse, If ia ready with any part of 1,000 poston wtar, bones—gives us a dime's worth | --to bet on Egan in turn It wasn't long before Bill made | [his appearance. ing the 1916 season. eee ‘With the various teams of the Coast league rounding Into form, the dopesters are busily engaged in getting a line on the different aggregations. The talent seems to favor Portland, Oakland and Los Angeles as jstruction company. The company, of which a brother-in-law is the lother partner, recently completed the Cape Cod canal Aside from his ambition to shine jas a chef, Bill is a “bug” on an tique furniture and Oriental rugs. Dinneen stands out as the only pitcher who actually released him. Eighty-five per cent of them are f' “Moose” Johnson Is Working for Naught PORTLAND, March 28.—The the real contenders In the com- ing battle, with Vernon as found him in the Northwestern a member of the Seattle mateh with Mitchell au self against the wishes of his em ployer. After leaving Boston he | for the featherweight title of the coast, Benjamin claims this title! “@orry to keep you waiting,” sald Btt!, “but I was doing a little work pride of Portland hockey fans was og staff. Northwestern league, aside| Dell, has sent a dozen twirlers te the major leagues in the last two . There is Pete Schnetder, | Cineinnati fron man; Harstadt Brooklyn left-hander; Kantlehner, Cari Mays, Phil Doug-! lass, Bob Ingersoll, Charley) Schmutz, Stanny Covaleskie and) McKenry—clever twirlers, every) one. Besides combating there, Dei! | had to face a dozen ex-major league stars, who were rounding out their! Baseball lives in the Northwestern, | Dell won 41 games in two sea- @ons against euch competition, a Wonderful record. In consequence of the reputation he had won there. Brooklyn drafted the “Wheezer,” and once gach’ faced the strug SAN FRANCISCO, March 28.—A @ozen rabid baseball fans streaked | @ut to Recreation park today and Purchased choice seats for the! Opening game of the Pacific Coast! league baseball season, thus offi- Clally closing the winter league! Seaton. It is expected that a capa-| city crowd will witness the open-| ing game ff the weather ts favor. able. BULL BROS. 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Then there's the city | featherweight champipnship, for | which two lads named Abe Gordon and “Toughy” Winger will maul each other. Altogether, tonight's cant will be & regular orgy of champimships. U. OF 6. IS VItTOR BERKELEY, Cal, March 23 — The University of Southern Caifor nia went down to defeat at the hands of the U. of ©. tn a pre season ball game yesterday, 8 to 3 | The other sports, tennie ang track, are sitting back and walt ing thetr turn to take the apot light. The courts are yet a bit too wet to play any tennis. ‘5 o ~ ren. A NIGHT ON THE HAMA- . HAMA | To those who have gone thru the same experience, the following will appeal: Fat and I had made our camp on the Hama-hama river, and, wanting to start the trip off right. we wanted a mess of trout for supper. Going up the river some distance, we started fishing down toward camp, Intending to stop when we got there. Luck was with us, and we paid no attention to the time until Fat said: “Say, {t's getting dark; wi had better head for camp.” So we started down stream, expecting to the tent any moment, but, instead, we came to a high bluff and then we realized we were be low the camp. By this time it was dark and the world will tell you it's no fun wading up stream in the dark. but we started, We had waded about 20 rods when Fat gave a yell and went tn over his head, came up spluttering and swearing he would not wade another foot, so we found an old log jam left high and dry by high water and started to build a fire. Suddenly something scrambled up the bill above our heads, and down came a big rock whispered Fat, “a cougar is throw a4 t RULES OF CONTRAT Contest closes Friday, March at 6p. m. Open to overs: Write only on one side of paper, in clear, legible hand, using ink oF typewriter, All contestants mast relinquish all inim and their rights to stories | | subraitted. | Stories mnet be based on suchewtic facts, which may be verified ta the | | satisfaction of the judges. Alt events of which yau write | | occurred In the state of | | i] gth of the story muet be | | C 250 words, {| Address ail stories to Fish Tale | Content, Seattle Star { Vor the story selected ma best hy the judges, Piper & Taft have do nated an 81% 6Y-ounce hand-made fy rod Vor the second beat story Viper @ ve donated = $6.50 De Luse and fish basket There prizes are now on Gispiay in the show window of Piper & Taft, Recon | best stories submitted will be | | The Star and posted on the | | ‘Taft balletin board. | | Sen The Marquis of Queensberry rules! If such Fal. SAS Ta he wouldst wager with aforesaid local sport oracle that his chron feling of the finer points of the) melee was a bit off coldr when| compared to the rulings in the} case, Ses are a badly abused set, I will} Wager that there are very fow fighters, promoters or referees as they are, In his little missive, | Freddie forgot to mention, bow-| ever, whether or not it was agreed that the battle was to be staged under the Marquis of Queensberry rules. 3 was not the agreement, then how does Freddie intend to got by with his assertions that he was jobbed? y ing rocks at us.” I didn’t answer, as my heart was {n my mouth But son the fire was burning, and we forgot rocks and cougars long enowgh to roast some fish, as | we were nearly famished as well | as wet and cold, but we “fed up”! on ro minus salt or any-| thing, and made ourselves as com-| fortable a8 possible. Pretty soon I dozed, I don't know how long, but all at | once I was awakened by the most unearthly shrieks and yell of “Take it off, take it off; it's biting me.” And there was Fat wildly grasping his lag and rolling| around . It wasn't & cotgar—a spark had| fallen on Fat's pants and burned thru. No more sleep; we rebuilt the fire and around cursing our luck until daylight. When {t was light enough to! travel, we hit that nice, warm wa ter and started up stream. Hardly a hundred yards away was the tent, and when we got) there we didn't say & word, just pulled off the wet khaki and went to the hay. Just say “Hama-hama”™ to Fat. P, J. SCOTT (“BCOTTY"), Rainier-Grand Hotel. | TRAINING GAMES | At Tampa, Fla. RH Bw Phillies . eos OU G Cuba .... + 8s Adams, Fortune and Fish: Hen.| drix, Bailey and Fisher. At New Orfeans Cincinnati w Orleans .. Schultz, Mose Walker and De Berry R, ®,| and = Clark; At Daytona, Fla nw. © Athletics sevens 4 7 2 Brooklyn jie Meyers and W Cheney, Mails 10 4 Meyers, and J bors Perkina; Meyers. Coach Gordon of the West Sid ers will give his men their first 6004 workout of the year when he/ sends them against the fast Seat tla College nine Saturday at West Seattle hin Bay, Freddie also has @ bit of change iin ing kitchen, and had to finish Bill didn't tell me what had| ained him, but he aroused my curtoaity Now Bobby Wallace, who joined | the American league staff last yen Jand Bill are great pals. saw Bobby I related the cireum stances. “rll bet Bl was making one of | those million dollar lemon pies. ave never eaten & sticking around this hamlet who |trvye'4 cmon pie, you dont know can sit down and reel them off! what lemon ple really tn. When Wallace laughed hearttly i you Honest Not | Entirely Safe @ Your real estate ir- vestment is NOT en- tirely safe unless the title is insured. @ The title depends on the WEAKEST link in the chain, not on the strongest. However sound the later trans- fers may seem, a defect somewhere back in the chain may cause the title to fail. @ If a tract of land is worth buying, it is worth insuring, for without the Title Insur- ance you may be buy- ing a lawsuit instead of a home. Washington Title Insurance Company 816 SECOND AVE. Capital $500,000, Fully paid. Joined the St Louls Browns. One year his arm gave him trouble. He gave It a long rest. The Browns were scheduled to play an exhtbt tion game, Dinneen requested that he be allowed to pitch. The bush leaguers made 25 hits off his de livery. He turned in his suit that evening. ROLLER SKATER OF 72 TO RACE He's 72 years of age but Col. J. L. Smith, of Detroit, Is a epry feller on roller skates. The ven- erable athlete has challenged Bennie Specht, champion on the rollers, to a special match race and the event will be staged on the night of the former's 72nd birthday. ‘CHAMP KEEPS TITLE fourth chotce. cee Pitcher Tiller “Pug” Cavet, for merly of Detroit, who drew an un- conditional r se from the San Francisco Seals recently, has caught on with the Mobile South- It was from Mo- bile that he went to the Tigers. eee ] The San Francisco club's an- | nouncement that it has signed Hap | Myers will no doubt be received with Interest club, which claims him under the | reversion clause and also has sent him a contract. Myers, if allowed }to stick with the Seals, will fight with Autrey for first. eee i Battling Levinsky, the Ghet- to champion, Is out with a c lenge to Jess Willard. He says he Is entitied to the match with the champion as he has gone down the line, met and defeated the best men In hie division. eee Hazel Bark started on a musical career, but gave it up and now DINNEEN! LONDON, March 28—The su-|runs bowling alleys tn Cleveland. |pertority of Jimmy Wilde, British] We wonder if Hazel will growl if fishing trip we take each fall, sim- | flywetght champion, over Sid Smith, | business isn’t Zust as she thinks it ply because I know Dinneen is going | from whom he won the title, has | ought to be. to do the cooking,” {s the glowing| been demonstrated again today. | Pe Mad compliment Wallace pays him. Wilde knocked Smith out in the| Playing billiards third round of a round bout here last night with Willie trousers, High School Athletics BY JIMMY GRANT HIS EYE HE'S OREAMING io ba” - ie — BUT WHEN A MAN LOOKS THAT WAY are putting their charges thru the hardest steps of | |the season. Tho outlook for base-| | pall is particularly bright at West |Seattle, Ballard, Franklin and| Broadway, Queen Anne and Lin coin are the only ones that are dubious of the season's race, vee West Seattle looke for # good |team due to the fact that Waller is showing good form in the box. | Coach Gordon of the West Siders has discovered some very good | different coaches material for the infield and out- \fleld. Among the new men, Wil \son, Ide and Barnecut are showing | the best form. oO | Franklin will be strong In the catching department. For this po |sition, Lewis and Higginbotham are available, In case Lewis gets the catching position, —Higgin botham will be shifted to first. oe 8 Coach White has shifted Benson from the outfield to second base. He will have to develop an entire |ly new outfield, Two of last year's |lottor meg bave been lost by grad | uation ot good material 1s VALUABLE \at hand for these positions, | eee | Broadway's championship team | will remain intact with a few ex leeptions. Overton will fn all prob ability be found at third when the |weason starts. Bll Feek fs the fa-| vorite for second Lanning and Peterson will divide one of the out | field gardens between themselves. . + | The Franklin squad has two |games scheduled for this week. The first one will be played Wed- nesday with the University of Washington team and the second with the Seattle College squad on Friday, é by the Rochester | scheduled 15-| Hoppe is wearing on the seat of the} CAN YOU READ FACES? COL. SPEELER SAYS WHEN A DOG HAS THAT YEARNING, FAR-AWAY LOOK \N HE IS GETTING READY TO ASK YOU FOR rudely punctured today, when it was learned that “Moose” Johnson defense mainstay of the Portlal team, will not participate in to- |night’s game in Montreal agatns¢ the Canadiens. “What's the use?” says Johnson, “The managers of the Wanderers have attached all the money I will get.” If the Canadiens win tonight, they will get the Stanley cup for the world’s championship. Should Portland win tonight, despite the |absence of Johnson and the injury of several other players, a fifth game will be necessary to decide the world’s championship, HITLESS WONDERS? { Has Dode Brinker blossomed out as a “bear story w Is he just kidding, or does he mean it when he says he has a bunch of hitless wonders making up his ball squad at the U. of W.? At any rate Dode declares that his squad can do everything but souse the horsehide, SAN FRANCISCO, March 28.— There will be no preseason con- ference of the umpires of the Pa- cific Coast league, President Baum announced today. He declares all but one of the umpires performed in the league last year and are fa- miliar with conditions. ABOUT A BONE