The Seattle Star Newspaper, February 14, 1916, Page 4

1916. PAGE 4. ]IRED TAPE HAS NO PART IN METHODS |p LIST co. OF CAPT. PAYSSE-HE’S A GO-GETTER : the may-; und womne Pubttened Patty Ty The Btar Publishing Oe, THE SEATTLE STAR Batered at Seattia W: By mati, out of otty, one year, 2.60; 6m onthe & IN SEATTLE Ketchum ts cha * it is to kne from xe ris m fruit office as seco be per month up ¢ whowe ch kide 1 catch grower at tcedure luires some equipment a letter to the mayor, an or writes to the counell counciiman draws up a0 and the Chamber tarts to bellow ° ‘This is the eleventh article in | the series on councilmante can: didates now seeking the votes of the peeple.) Drewer is @ er at ¢|Newport wa nina Yeuler Uncle Sam—Dairy Farmer NCLE SAM has gone into the dairy business. He is engaged in breeding experiments to produce the best brand of milking Galloway cattle, and proposes to sell a goodly number of calves to farmers each Season for somewhat less than the same grade of cattle can be purchased anywhere in the United States. However, Uncle Sam is not operating his dairy farm in the States. It is in Alaska. For the purpose fit into the present narrative of aiding the settlers of Alaska to stock up with a pure-bred and hardy stock of cattle suitable to the fj} rere was a washout or snow Alaskan climate, at a reasonable cost, thus eliminating the high freight costs of shipping cattle into eeieet to cea a rallroad Alaska, Uncle Sam some years ago started his dairying experiment station off the south coast of Alaska. Pat O'lirien, foreman of the sec: There the department has 50 head of fine Galloways. From these are being selected by careful oe eeomerpened © wire to the sd has one of the best wyrelens sta-| breeding experiments the cows with the best milking qualities. These cows are placed in the dairy at The superintendent called up the} tions on the coast with@t @ penny Kodiak and a careful record is made of their milking performances, and the more promising of the J)" (nmin ee Of payaso did {t all on young cows are added to the dairy herd from time to time. The less promising of the milkers are asnistant itiative, « se Offered for sale for beef breeders among the settlers. laa Mko pinns for n new Gridon were timcelty for tntringeme As soon as the breeding herd has increased to what can be handled at the station economically, a on the way or something number of cows will be for sale every season, Thus the Alaska settlers who are already on the ground, In two or three days the superin. Paysee has another and those who take up homesteads in the country as the result of Uncle Sam's government railroad will find another department of the government working to aid them to get a start in the new country. This work is only part of the agricultural experiment work constantly going on at the fowr agri- cultural experiment stations located in the north country. magnetic healer® wa barber, at 1104 West mean and it w money, and m be asked to vote on it, Well, that wasn't the did, anyhow He got up some old Ju ated his own sparking nd aerials arte begged and borroged all the| other equipment. And qi city now xample of our best| * to toasts at ban alla little story that will VALENTINES Dear Hi: I love to knock the fi stuffin’ out of you-;Oliver %, iam and cre pechaniam Dear Austin: I loved you when you were my chief, but I'd rather mayor mynelt— Hi be sown In Marcon! him of pat | Dear Murphine We're stuck on the dear, fond wish to beat you for ¢ ation counsel, be cause mt * put ina non-parti«an bill in the leg lature.—Amalgamated Assoc! tion of Ward Heelers. you jtendent went out to see the acene ‘provide Seattle with m: jof the accident. O'Frien met him at! sites and payrolls the depot | He would even go t | “Well,” says the superintendent, of hawing the eity bu ] \"did you get the plans from the en turn them over to chapg§ who would | gineer?”’ bring manufacturing} industries) “No,” says O'Brien, "T don't know here. And he wants gfeatet co-op about no * But we fixed the erati.n between the mayor and the bridge and the trains are running.” connell | he ee 4 Payese is 40. He ha lived here |, Which brings us to the case of 25 years, engaging in the mercan- Capt. A. A. Payase, who tile business at Latona all these den of Seattle, having nm appoint years, “ jed to the post two years ago by The only public job he's held so |Mayor Gill, and who ts now one of! far ix that of port warden—and jthe 13 ambition: Aidates for he's some port warden Dear Caldwell I'd lke to tell you what | think of you, but {t can't be printed. You're not a real republican, anyhow, E. H. Gute. the length sites and | Capt. A. A. Paysse the counetl, Being port warden, which duty requires a chap to keep posted on the sailings and arrivale of ves sels from and to the harbor of one -\of the world’s greatest ports, yelept Seattle, Paysse felt it highly desirable to be equipped with a wireless station, Now, the usual method of pro- ~~. Dear Gute If you were a real republican, you'd gain my love by quitting in my behalf, Scotch Tea-bone says, 80, too, ~—Caldwell. Chivalry and Shame j MITH, you're a devil among the ladies when Friend Wife entertains her select tea parties at the Smith : domicile. You're noted for your courtly manners. You make every guest feel she’s a reigning queen. The finest flower of Southern chivalry has nothing at all on you. sree EERIE 4 ae Why don’t you talk the same way to your stenographer? She comes a whole lot nearer being a GIRLS HERE’S HOW T0 PICK LEAP YEAR VALENTINE! Queen, in brains at least, than the dames you flatter in your dining room. ’ *\ teed at the Hippodrome Sriday 7 And why don’t you swat the rough stuff you know is pulled by your foreman in the factory where f : |night, was entitled to a special in- _ the women and girls work? You kjow how they snarl at them and bulldoze them, thinking ignorantly | His Mouth Tells Tale of His Temperament; Examine It Closely | nen the big datuie wake Faaee Gn | that they get more work out of them by such actions. You know how these foremen bawl out the , berin, Ralph climbed gn 9 chair Aig _ women because they are women—if they were men it would be a punch in the jaw for those foremen. quiet while Rev. Major delivers th <4 We don’t blame you for being polite, Smith. We don’t blame anybody for being as polite under all circumstances as his nature will permit. * BUT A LOT OF FOLKS ARE POLITE IN THE WRONG PLAC 4 As long as you bully your stenographer—and as long as the girls in your factory shrink when the “foreman approaches—your smirking and smiling and studied deference are an insult to every woman you . AN INNOVATION 3 Ralph Horr, chairman of the big § LONG UPPER LIP — HARDNESS, SEVERITY, SHORT UPPER. LIP= LACK OF SELE- RELIANCE, . innovation.” Dr. Major arose and gave the invocation. ee PRIZE OFFERED : Consarn it, we're getting right smart puzzled about this here perlit- / ikel situation. Scotch Tea-Bone he jup and says in his paper as how Hugh Caldwell is the simeon pure, unadulterated, 100 per cent bullet- proof republican tn the corporation counsel mess. But Perry Polson, eteetery, they say it's E. H. Guie. So we decided we're gonna give a prize to the feller who writes the beat answer in 15 words. The prize will be a $7.50 per day job as real estate appraiser in street improve- ment cases. Vite one Geeképy LIP INDICATES INDICATES -HOMOR, ORIGINALITY ARROW SHORT MoU’ NDICATES WEAKNESS. WIDE 00TH WELL SHAPED LIPS,INDICATES MENTAL AND PHYSICAL STRENGTA GREATLY PROJDCTING LOWER LIP- OBSTINACY AND ILL TEMPER. - SLIGHTLY PROJECTING LOWER LIP- AMBITION Smith, did you ever hear of a “whited sepulcher”? Well, you're one! Perfectly Natural HY should Wall street and the “big interests” hotly oppose appointment of Louis Brandeis to the United States bench on the claim that he is a radical? The answer is gasy. The United States supreme-bench, to be sure, is packed with conservatives, but a radical with courage €an render dissenting opinjons disclosing ¢he court's loyalty to big business interests, advertising, pub- licly,“as it were, what the people would get were the court not packed for cons¢rvatism. _/ It was a great relief to that court and the big interests relying upon that court when Justice Har- passed away. He at least gave the country a clear view of horny-handed justice and actual consti- The radical Brandeis would do the same, however often outvoted. Brandeis would give he people a chance to know their supreme court more thoroly. Publicity is what turns the wheels of ustice as they should turn. Wall street and the trusts have reason to oppose Brandeis. DUer cLEerT- Be VERTICAL SEVERITY Ac SLANTING - HUMOR... COARSE. , IRREGULAR, LIPS — BRUTALITY. WAR TIME ECONOMY? (From the London Magazine, Lon- don, Eng.) In the drawing room the two women, huddied together in the big chair, wept into each other’ yes. eee WHAT NUMBER SHOES DOES THIS MAN WEAR? the Lipton, Pa, Conser- vative.) W. 8. Maxon received a severe wound on the right foot by a stepping and turning around on it. | A CHILD DOESN'T LAUGH AND PLAY LIPs- hd ‘THIN - COLDNESS MODERATION. MEDIUM - APPICTION , ACTIVITY. ‘THICK , SENSUAUTY,LAZINESS. VERY ‘THICK -EXTREME., SUNSUALITY AND VERY EMOTIONAL. LOOSE FALLING UNDER. LIP DENOTES LACK OF SELF- CON TROL... COLOR OF LIPS. RED -HEALTH. SCARLET - SENSUALITY PALE - WEAKNESS. Confessions of a Wife DICK AND | ARE RICH [Selwin would want to live with us, | lips that will appeal to the Valen-| yesterday I received a summons/&?d, altho I would love to hay ting Girl, They mean cold temper|to hear Mr. Selwin's will read, 1 her, I did not want her—at least | ment, spiteful disposition and cru-|was greatly surprised, because 1|at this time—to know how it ts ¥, tho they aiso mean industry | aid not expect that any of its be-|¥ith Dick and me. Jand self-denial | quests would interest me. “How is it?" you ask, little book | Don’t let the curve of a “Cupid’s| wan interested, however. In|, 1! must still answer, “I don't |bow" allure you. Admire ft if You! tne first place, the book concern - will, but don't marry the man whose | is q much bigger affair than I had| mouth is a “Cupid's bow.” He's 60" any idea of. The stock foots over |tistfeal, selfish and weak willed. [$1 990,000, and the physical assets (From A man's mouth is his certificate of character, In. thick lips of vivid color you |may read a love for material things, jan indulgence in things that are |sensual. Lips that make a thin, pale line when closed are not the atting the Breweries _ HEN it comes to trust busting, Texas is there with the bells on. Its latest stunt is the fining of six breweries of the state, under a plea of guilty of violating the anti-trust laws, the snug little sum of $276,000. Texas will either oust all its trusts or get so dod-gasted rich at their expense that every citizen will be in the same class with the bloated coupon clippers. 2 ll re Slate-Making a Tough Job A WHILE back, The Star warned an editor of an opposition paper that it’s better to take a full night's F rest than to sit up nights fussing and fuming and scheming around to get up a political slate. Our advice went unheeded. And, as we predicted, the said editor is now shedding perspiration trying to keep the pins from being knocked out from under his slate. BUCH! PAIN, PAIN UB RHEUMATIC, ACHING JOINTS Pain Right Out With Trial Bottle of Old “St. Jacobs Oil” - (To be ntinued) _ IF CONSTIPATED L00 IN 0 H Y worth of stoc he gave ce ® | The gift was made tn a peculfar/@ral republicans were expected to) fashion, Every year for the next /apnounce their candidacy for vari GRAV—Bolf-esteem, bold- fH} ion yoars, $10,000 worth of paid up ‘ ‘ ‘ens; will power; economy; } ous offices at a party gathering curionity |wtock should be turned over to _ Dick, beside bis salary, which, as |here Saturday night, none did | bowels need a cleansing at once. HAZEL — Cheerfulness; manager of the company, should be| Among those present were four! When listless, pale, feverish, full enthusiasm; = phystcal 1) 915.000 a year. men who admitted they were eus-|of cold, breath’ bad, throat sore, strength; culture He is to draw the dividends on | pected of being candidates for gov-| doesn’t eat, sleep or act naturally, OARK BLUE — Romance; the whole bequest, but the whole |ernor |has stomach-ache, diarrhoea, re- vanity; laziness; generos- [of (t in not actually his until the| J. &. Frost, of Seattle, said he|member, @ gentle liver and bowel ity. end of ten years wasn't going to get in till he| Cleansing should always be the LIGHT BLUE — Meek- Mr. Selwin gave me the balance [thought the chances were good, | first treatment given. ness; imitation; love of [/unpaid on my $20,000 worth of} Other speakers were James H.| Nothing equals “California Syru luxury; gentleness. stock McNeely of Tacoma, John G. Lewis! 0 Figs” for children’s ills; give a DARK BROWN — Ardent So you see, little book, we are lof Aberdeen, Col. R. H. Hartley | teaspoonful, and in a few hours all tomperament; restless really rich. and Judge Clinton W. Howard, | the foul waste, sour bile and fer- ness; quick temper; loquac- glad this did not iepleanibieioniient | menting food which is clogged in ity; love of money (=n we If Peevish, Feverish and Sick, Give “California Syrup of Figs.” Mother! Your child isn’t nat- urally cross id peevish. See if |tongue is coated; this is a sure sign its little stomach, liver and of the U. 8, which rendered the jaws practically vold. Prominent attorneys thruout the U. 8. hold that because of this decision, the laws in the other states are uncon- stitutional, also. It might be interesting to know that, altho 40 legisiatures were in session in 1915, not one of them questions Q.—Is the president of the Unit- Q—Will ed State allowed to | country while serving office? A—There is constitution that would prevent the president from leaving this country during his administration. As yet, none of the presidents have you please tell me “T Confessions the beginning up | would love to have it ret. F. WwW. H. | There is no way you can get the story complete, as ft is not | published in book form. | nothing in 1 am awfully happen before I told Dick that I the bowels passes out of the s: m is “pain only.” Not ease in fifty requires internal | nent. Stop drugging. Rub soothing, penetrating “St.” Jacobs ‘ right into your sore, stiffgach- : joints and muscles, and relief instantly. “St. Jacobs Oli" rheumatism cure and can- up ‘@ small trial bottle of old, hon- est “St. Jacobs Oil” at any drug st and in just a moment you'll free from rheumatic pain, sore. stiffness and swelling. Don't) guffer! Relief awaits you. Oil” has cured millions of patism sufferers in the last century, and {s just as good sciatica, neuralgia, lumbago, he, sprains, fimpress "EMPRESS CORNER” SULLIVAN + GONGIDINE CIRCUIT “THE HOUSE OF EXITS” BEST VAUDEVILLE AMERICA "3" done so, and this has established a sort of unwritten law, which would te to prevent a president from so Bing unless it were abso- lutely necessary. Q—Could you, and would you, kindly give me the names of the different states that have enforced the Blue Sky law? Thanking you for an early reply, 1 beg to remain Av. T. Florida, %, Louisiana, nesota, Michigan, Missourt, tana, N. Dakota, Ohio, Oregon, 8 Dakota, Texas, Vermont and W. Virginia have laws on their statute books covering this issue. How ever, fitigation against the laws of Arkansas, lowa, Kansas, N. Da- kota, Oregon, 8, Dakota and W. Vir. ginia arose in the supreme court Idaho, Min- Mon. Seven Features EACH WEEK! PRINCE OF INDIA!! Royal Hindoo 18 DEM ELOt N_ OF 1020 passed a law on this issue, which goes to prove the usurping power of the judiclary Q.—Will you kindly tell me with whom | should communicate to get In touch with those having charge of the Carnegie hero medal work, and oblige INQUIRER, AF. M, Wilmot, Oliver Didg., Pittsburg, Pa, is secretary and manager of the fund. Dear Mise Gre: “Worried,” | mut just like a womap Own sex she ls perhaps innocent. In the first place, no true woman would be st friend by making advances toward her tus. band. In the was she to know that her friend's In answer to say that it is to | Interest in her? as many women are, with her housework to smile when her hus- | band came home from work; per- haps she forgot to comb her hair or puf on a clean dress, while her friend looked sweet and clean. If that was the case, no doubt the man thought as many men do: “Oh, how my wife has changed— she doesn't seem to take the Inter: est in things she used to, Why can’t she be like other women, jol ly and up and doing?” it is not rouch of a trick to get a man, but| there is an art in keeping him A man is aman. 1 don't men are angels by any means. in fact, many of them need little or no inducement to make perfect fools of themacives, women a6 well, and break up their homes— then wake up when it is too late Yes, | really believe they all wake up some time or other, but why blame a woman for what a man does? A WOMAN Q.—Four years ago we got our marriage license in Tacoma; but | were never led. Now, is the | Hcense still good, and could we use | It her E. C. M. A 8 answers both of your ‘ say | | and region, | matic stomach, ounces drug st ful tn | ACHIN |We Eat Too Much M Clogs Kidneys, Then B: and Bladder Both severe twinges, of a ore here a & breakfast for a kidneys will then act fine famous salts 1s made from the acid| and lemon Juice, bined with lithia, and fs harmless | to flush clogged kidneys and stim them to normal nevtralizes the urine #o it no longer irritates, thus ending bladder disor Jad Salte ts harmless a thia-water y should keep thelr kidneys clean, | complica of gra also sive | vescent every be then te thus tions. he se HORLICK’S Cheap substitutes cost YOU same price ' 1013 THIRD pes makes olding Il-known local druggist says | is lots of Jad Salts to folks who believe in overcoming kidney trouble while it ts 88 in the it, Which Hurts ‘SALTS FINE FOR GKIDNEYS You. headaches, torpid i sleeplessness econd place, how | sorts of bladder disorders You simply must keep your kid husband felt other than a friendly |neys active and clean, and the mo-| |ment you feel an ache or pain in Perhaps this wife was too busy,|the kidney region, get about four) alts from take a tablespoon r before | few days and your| of wate ver, and any inexpen delightful take serious drink now ASK FOR and GET THE ORIGINAL MALTED MILK Most folks forget that the kid neys, like the bowels, get sluggish blame her | and clogged and need a flushing oc for something of which |casionally, else we have backache dull misery kidney rheu acid 4 all RoC Th com activity acids in the efte which and | ly trouble. GREEN — Imagination; generosity; ardor in love, caution in business; ruled by the senses. YELLOW — Jealous; en- ergetic; magnetic; original in thought; quick In action. ‘HAVE DARK HAIR AND LOOK YOUNG Don’t stay gray! Nobody can tell when you darken gray, faded hair with Sage Tea and Sulphur Grandmother kept her hair beau ant with a brew of Sag Sulphur Whenever her out Sr took on that dull, faded or streaked appearance, this simple mixture was applied with wonder ful effect. By asking at any drug » for “Wyeth Sage and Sul- phur Compound,” you large bottle of this old-time ready to use, for about | This simple mixture can be ed upon to restore natural color and beauty to the hair and is splen. {did for dandruff, dry, itchy scalp and falling hair. A well-known downtown druggist says everybody uses Wyeth’s Sage ‘/and Sulphur, because it darkens so naturally and evenly that nobody can tell ft has been applied—it's so jeasy to use, too. You simply dampen a comb or soft brush and draw ft through your hair, taking jone strand at a time, By morning the gray hair disappears; after an- jother application or two, it is re ~ | atored to its natural color and | looks glossy, soft and abundant BULL BROS. Just Printers @AIN 1043 @ ’ Tea and halr fell ad Is | = tifully darkened, glossy and abund- | *jand think was going to stick to him After some very lberal bequests |to charity, Mr. Selwin left his re- | maining estate to his wife and re- |quested that Dick and the auditor of the book concern, to whom he left $50,000 worth of stock, should be executors of the estate. Dick must have shown himself a better business man than I had any idea he was. It makes me rather wab- bly to think of all the responsibill- ty that he will have. ten years older. A look of strength and resolution came into his face fore. He did not look at me at all aft er the will was read, but he went jimmediately over and took both Mrs. win's hends In his—looked into tear-filled eyes a moment and th bent forward and tender. ly kissed her, “He was the best | friend a young man I am or will be Io said with great feeling I added, “Dear Mrs. Selwin, will |you just take Aunt Mary's place as she did that you are to be the one we love best?” “IT could not think that, dear she anawered, “as Richard has his own mother and sister But T have no one,” [ said one who has any more claim on me than you will have You have been more to me than Mr. Selwin was to Dick, for you and Aunt Mary have shown me that old age can be beautiful as well as g@ . ous to those who ar unger. You have robbed the future, when I, too, shall be old, of its dread,” | “Wil you stay in this house alone, Mrs, Selwin?” 1 and truest er had. All to him,” he n »ked up in surprise Why jof course I shall,” was her an |swer, “When one reaches the age | I stole a glance at him as the that I have never seen there be- asked the | where one must find one's self liv-| }ing in the halls of memory, one cannot give up readily the places where those memories were made.” | 1 could not help experiencing a ttle relief, as I was afraid Mrs. STONE ON THE STAND OLYMPIA, F M4 Stone will take the w today or tomorrow to t his stor: of dealings with J. F. Gillies, for mer claim agent for the industrial insurance commissioner, His testi. mony will deal with the forging of claims and delivery of warrants to Gillies. ~~ Frank a stand Lunch at the Hollywood, 212 will was read, and it seemed to me | Pike.-~—Adv. that in the ten minutes he grew} — - tem, and you have a well and pl ful child again. All children love this harmless, delicious “fruit lax- ative,” and it néver fails to effect |a good “inside” cleansing. 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