The Seattle Star Newspaper, February 8, 1916, Page 4

STAR—TUESDAY, THE SEATTLE STAR Batered at Seattia Wash. Posteffice as second-class «natter By mall, out of city, one year, $5.60) 6m onthe, $1.0¢),860 per month up tee men My earrier, efty, ee month Bluff Is All Right if You Can Get Away With It G’ Card spade flush and a mond, but as the other were on the table. ESS you have heard this little poker yarn. Two darkies were playing the national game. Something went wrong with the hunch and on the draw he got a dia- he determined to bluff it out. I hunch, had called for four cards, ’s apropos, anyway. One raised the other out “What yo’ got, niggah?” he asked his vis-a-vis. “Ah got four aces; reaching for the pot. dat’s what ah got. of his boots on a four- Finally all the chips What yo’ got?” replied his opponent, at the same time Party of the first part pulled a revolver from his hip pocket, as he answered: “Ah got a helluva bad dis- position and a six gun. “Cose it’s Am it good, niggah?” played pokah long enough to know dat?” Haven't the members of the 64th congress played political poker long enough to know a bluff is _ not good unless backed up? good, cose it’s good,” said the other, as he hurriedly shoved over the stack: Or do they fail to realize that no protest or remonstrance on earth is going to prevent the allies from tightening their grip on Germany if they find it can be effectually done? It is but trite to repeat that the nations of Europe are struggling now for existence. “Ain't yo’ All the diplo- matic remonstrance in the world can’t stop either side from using all the power they command to crush the other. Germany appeared to yield in the submarine matter only because its submarine failed. If we were within our moral rights in objecting to the English blockade, and had a “six-gun,” we campaign had might protest to some purpose. But we are not even morally right, for the government of the United ff! " States enforced a most rigorous blockade against the South during the civil war, extending even to life- Saving drugs, and demanded that England regard it. England growled, for it interfered with her commerce, but she DID regard it. world. The South starved and the Union won. It’s all right to be patriotic and talk about our rights as a neutral—if we can get away with it. Neutrals have no rights in this war, except such rights, as they are big enough to enforce. are due to be waked up with a rough jolt if we push the bluff too far. Let England alone, let Germany alone—as long as America’s honor is not in jeopardy—to fight it out between themselves. Uncle Sam, as represented by the 64th congress, has a “helluva disposition” right enough, , but ‘without the “six-gun. So did all the We YHE withdrawal of Frank S. Griffith from the corporation counsel’s race is a sad commentary upon his own good citizenship and wf those who made him quit. Griffith withdraws, he says, to make it easier for some other republican to be elected. “And yet this is supposed to be a non-partisan election. There used to be a time when men would say: “Elect John Smith because his father and his grand- belonged to this party of that party.” We thought that day had passed in city affairs. But no! Frank Griffith and the men who at- it to dictate political fortunes still cling to this party slavery, even in non-partisan elections. limbing on the T. R. Band Wagon T IS almost amusing to watch some of the old guard wagon. 1912 are whooping it up for Roosevelt. How Sen. Poindexter must be smiling back in Washington. thin and was roundly roasted for it by the reactionary republicans. His ri climbing aboard the Teddy Even some of the fellows who robbed him of the delegates of the state of Washington Roosevelt band- He stood by Roosevelt thru thick val for the senate, Will Humphrey, his ear attuned well to the dictates of the bosses, defended the political theft of the Roose- legates. But now— For, poor Humphrey! ! -Boomed for president even by some of the old guard. Isn't it awful, He wants to be senator, and Teddy Roosevelt is being boomed for presi- Mabel? CYNTHIA GREY’S LETTERS AND ANSWERS | outside of the walk, but in som cases, for instance, where building is going on, he can better protect & woman by walking on the inside of the walk. walking with a woman, anent Relief for Chronic Constipation =: and Practice of Daily Habit the Great Essential tipation is a condition af- ead classes of all people and be permanently relieved only y acquiring habits of regularity. Most natural time for the tive process is in the morn- ‘when both the muscular and systems © relaxed by ip and rest. When relief does pt come readily, it is an excellent to take a mild laxative at bed- hort Cathartics and purgatives, it by the violence of their quick shock and disturb the sys- should not be employed. effective laxative remedy is very dependable, and which not gripe or otherwise dis- the organs involved, is found combination of simple laxa- bs known as Dr. Caldwell's Pepsin that can be bought the drug store for fifty cents a Cc. C. Allen, 215 Foam S8t., Monterey, Calif, wrote to Dr. that she “found Dr. Cal Syrup Pepsin just what was for constipation and dis- R MRS. C. C. ALLEN tress of the stomach after eating. | It should be in every household.” Get a bottle of Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin and keep it in the house to use when occasion arises. A trial bottle, free of charge, can be obtained by writing to Dr. W. B. Caldwell, 454 Washington 8t., Monticello, Ill. THE TELEGRAPH OPERATOR AND THE GOOD JUDGE 3 THE Bors (ALONG THE LINE Seno You A MESSAGE OF THANKS) wise I KNEW THEY wouLo WHEN 1 PUT THEM Oo THE’ REAL TOBACCO) Q.—Is there any other animal et sides the elephant which trunk? SCHOOL-BOY. A—The elephant, seal, the pro boscis monkey and the tapir have organs resembling the elephant’s| trunk, but which are not exactly the same thing. Certain insects also have so-called trunks, which / |are really covers for feeding and| } stinging organs. Gnats, mosquitoes | _ pa! “aye trunks of this kind. the moet wonderful | by ‘unt tt ‘ mailer than a needle, | but it has three pairs of stings, one which cuts Iike a sword, one with teeth like a saw, and one with spear-saaped point an is in busi- ness, and his mother-in-law dies, should he close his place of busi- ness the day of the funeral, Just the| same as if it had been his own mother? 8. M. A.—A man should show hia wife's mother the same respect that he| | would bis own mother. Q—Only just recently | have had ughter, who, all | had to for, died. The only comfort |) js in talking of her to my friends. They tell me this is wrong, | that | must try to forget her. | can't do this, Do you think it Is/ wrong to talk of her? A SORROWFUL MOTHER. | | A-—Not wrong, certainly, but pos- | sibly unwise, While it is a great comfort to those who have suffered to talk over their grief, this usually | adds fuel to the flames that keep | |sorrow alive, Of course you cannot | forget your daughter. But you can| conceal your sorrow from the world, | jinterest yourself in living people, jand thus give to your friends who talk with you something moro cheerful to think about than your arief. | Q—What did Roosevelt mean! when he said “Byzantine Logo- | thete” in his attack on Wilson? | A READER, A-Tho ex-president applied the epithet to President Wilson in pub- |e comment on the administration's | foreign policy, The term means “a Q.—How can a man, a brickIayer, | aged 30, improve a very poor edu.| BRICKLAYER, are three ways for self nt: Read in the Ibra ries, attend night high school, aca- | demic or technical, go to regular or special courses at Y. M. C. A, night! school, | Q—Please print what date Easter Sunday falls on this year. RR. Q. A.—-Easter Sunday falls on April 23 in 1916, | in going with a man three months, and expected an en- |gagement ring for my birthday, but! |found Instead that he is married Q.—I have b | A Free Trial of Pyramid Pile Treat- to a school friend of mine, She is lignorant of the fact that he is keep- ing company with me, but | under- stand she Intends to get a divorce. Shall | give him up anyway? LORENE. A.—It would seem that he ts not exactly yours to give, If you mean forget and despise him—yoa, by ali} means do so. A man who will de-| ceive one woman will not be true to the next one, and {n this case t man has deceived both of you. Con sider yourself lucky to have found || him out before more serious com. plications result. EAGLES HOLD BALL Tho 17th annual ball of the Fra. ternal Order of Eagles was well at tended Monday night. 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One Way to Beat Game If her trunk has by chance been sent to one of the Bane Going after a iittle “differential calculus.” buy thetr meals, some one goes aft jer it and she moves into one of |the “women only” establishments. | That is the general rule and printed in black and white in the 6i4-paged catalogue. But there ts one offictal way by which the men can eat next to their coy clasemates, It's to live in the dormitories on the campus. Lewin hall is for men. Clarke ball is for women. The buildings are side by side. One dining room serves the tn- the bona fide residents Of the respective dormitories can | go after the same kind of soup at) the same time. An Interesting Place Lewis hall is an interesting place. About 40 men are now, Their hearts don't beat under Jeweled fraternity pins, but their | scholarahip standing {s usually pretty high. Same way with the women of Clarke hall, as compared to sorori- ty women, Some years the Greek letter peo- ple do better college work than | the so-called Barbarians, and some yeage the} don't The dormitory students pay $17.60 a month for their board. Rooms cost them $12 4 month. “The rooms are furnished with articles of plain furniture,” to living there 4| Quote from the catalogue, “but the student is expected to supply his own bedding, mattress, towels, and rugs.” Use Their imagination Consequently, many of the | thrifty young men have a habit of jwoing iNeht on bed linen, using imaginary mattresses and tripping j over theoretical rugs. | “This is @ most sensible ar- | rangement,” we ventured to Leon- rd Langlow, one of the new lend- | in the dormitory. “A fresh- man can come here and live with- out having to go thru any nutty Initiations, such s fraternities | hand out. Nor will he have to be| llackey for a gang of upper class- men.” Langlow rocked from his heels to his tip toes and back, rubbed! his chin and sald, “Guess again.” “What, must even the serious minded fellow who doesn’t want WALKER WHITESIDE DRAWS WELL AT MOORE Walker Whiteside, in “The Ty- phoon,” at the Moore theatre this week, Is one of the few actors who can come to town and cheat the movies. And then keep right on cheating ‘em seven nights straight. As a finished actor, he's the real polish. “The Typhoon” as Walker| | Whiteside's company plays it is something more than just a play It lives, It is Japan itself, eee CANARY SINGS “RAG” |MUSIC AT PANTAGES if your canary doesn’t sing the latest popular ragtime, give him the hook. Paul's canary does at ntages theatre this week, to the accompaniment of the lad’s vio- lin, and does it so well that he's the headline offering. Pretty good bill, all in all, Right pretty maids in “The Dairy Maids” sing and dance pleasingly. Kd- ward Price, who hiked from Chi- cago to San Francisco, thereby beating the Southern Pacific ont of preferential tourist rate, shows movies of the trip and gives a hon talk. he Love Insurance Agent” is a am the way Wright and Davis give it in a “patterlogue.” Yates and Wheeler are fast and expert dancers, Tumbling of a classy na- |ture is done by Angelo Arminta and brothers, Mexicans. ‘TURN RUSSIANS BACK Fifty out of 100 Russian refu- gees who slipped away from their |home land to escape military serv- |ice must go back and face death or |imprisonment, because they squan- money on amusement in |Japan and had a few dollars too |little to pass them by the immigra- tion authorities here. They me to Seattle on the! aru Monday. THIEF CUTS HANDBAG OFF WOMAN’S ARM A sneak thief, using a sharp knife, severed the cords of a hand. bag hanging to the arm of Mrs. R, H, Jenks, 1633 10th ave, W., Mon- day night, and made away with $u Mrs, Jenks was telephoning when the theft occurred, and did not dig. cover her loss till 15 minutes later, | dozens of dis-| trict boarding houses where men| { THEATRES || = FRAT AT any of this old Siwash atuff take time off to pay tribute to bunk| | tradition ?” He Must Be a Nut “He: must,” said the dormitory \covered from ‘my first attack of initiative humiliation. A fresh man, whether he lives tn the dor |mitory or at a Greek letter eating club, bas to be @ nut part of the ume. “But that’s not all,” he contin- ued. °“Have you ever heard of the countless vital operations perform ed on dormitory freshmen? We had not “Once to every man,” comes the call of the The victim gets sick is accommodating enough to Ket sick some time during the first semester, An older head, |knows the game, notifies the bunch. Everybody thoughtfully jsathers in the #ickroom. “Then it is that some alleged) premedic student volunteers to |perform m very necessary opera-| tlon—quickly. Use Ice for a Knife “A supply of dope that smells like ether is always on hand, ‘They give the vietim a whiff as they lay him out for the slaughter. Then s sharp piece of ice, drawn he said, carefully across the abdomen, 6 | fects the flluston. “The unsuspecting freshman, his head in a towel, is supposed to be- Ne he has been earefully cut open. It is surprising how often they fall. The ether stuff and the Initiation In the men's dormitory. fee do the work. ‘That's just bne of the nut stunts that even a dor mitory man can't dodge. It ts done | a dozen times every year.” “Why all this kind of bunk stuff?" we asked, indignantly. colleges. We ought to expect only serious thinking from men sup- posed to be getting an education. He Expiains it “Say,” said Langlow, “don't you know that a shoemakeris most apt to let his heels run over, and that the fellow who laughs loudest cries hardest? Well, spend four trying to work out some ‘di A tial calculus’ or ‘astro-physics,’ and you will be ready to make a freshman stand on his head on a fiagpole, just for mental reaction. ber ly @ reason for the rab-rah staff.” I was badly ruptured while lifting trunk several years ago. Doctors operation aid me no | Finally I got hold of somethin kly and completely cured me the rupture hough I am od. 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