The Seattle Star Newspaper, December 21, 1915, Page 4

Serippe Northwest League Newapapers Published Daily by The Star Publishing Oo. Phome Mate 0400 Member of the oft APPEALING.TO YOU OU! Do you realize how important YOU are? Just read over your recent invitations to conventions, banquets, charity campaigns, citizens’ symposiums, business men’s clubs, lodge meetings, church societies, and find out what YOU mean to a your community, We quote trom a large collection of specimens: “This won’t succeed without YOU!” 4 “It will take YOU to make this a pep session!” ; “Now how about YOL q “Will YOU be there?” ¥ “Only YOU can decide this!” é “Will YOU do it? Yes?) Thank YOU!" This is not all jollying to roll up a big at- ¥ i tendance. mf There’s TRUTH in the gist of it. Lots of us are too content to let the other fellow settle important matters for us. When the consequences are bad, all we can do is to kick But we could just as well have had our sa and have settled things right in the baginning Oh, by the way, “We're talking to YOU!" DOESN’T SCARE HIM OL. ROOSEVELT would have the sons of the rich compelled to serve a year in a great in- dustrial army, even as “‘dirty-handed laborers,” and [Outbursts of Everett Tru LEVET; MRS, TRUE, TE. ME WHY A MARRIED WOMAN OF YOUR AGE WILL RUIN HER EYESIGHT READIN a LOT OF LOVE PIFFLE AND SENTIMENTAL MUSH Kime THaT! OwN CAPACITY WHEN IY COMES TO DEVOURING TWE SPORTING PAGES OF THE NOws- mn. ¥. wensdy—mr andrew hos kins likes to get out with the boys and hit the high spots ist in a wile & then he gets lited up for fare the other eve. he met 2 of them’ when he was coming home from wurk & they ast him to go out with them that nite to a opening a frend of theres was going to have on lexington avenoo ail ritte fellers, i will go if 1 can make a get a way from the old ladie who is watching this lil ol skout purty ciosely these here nites says he well, after he had fed h he said some thing al lover on lexington ave & the: blcrwing the suds & bubbles & ordering the straight reaghter 1 dont know what started {t bu pinch him for ft got, intwo his home jrou are a purty looking sampa' e|to come from a lodge, his wife told e| A Ma was Opening the| roeth twice so fast the barkeep got lame in his| somne thing happened & mr hos-| jy or, kings was shoed on to his home| just befour a cop huazies tn to Yrell he navigated up to 64 at & ‘it was urley in the A. M. but he wan maiking {t all rite unttl he » hirs, where have you been hanging | says he doesn’t care a cuss if the proposition does smack of socialism, Altho not a new of the very biggest. experiences of the pc mighty large changes socialism. However, ment is notable as pu things that he isn’t af one, the colonel’s’ idea is one Make the rich go thru the and there will be some in thought, along the lines of the colonel’s latest annaunce- tting socialism on the list of raid of. 0r, THE “DECIDING” FIELD OF BATTLE HERE will the w to the location « to one yar be decided? Opinion as vt the great final catastrophe or the ather has been mighty shifty. During the first month of thé war the field of battle that would decide the But the Marne didn’t deciding battle was to be outside Calais. Then never reached Russia. But heard that the war wa overrun and the confli they take another big war was to be around Paris. decide it. A little later the Calais was it took a cross-continent run ia is undefeated. Later we s to end in Serbia. Serbia is ct goes malignantly on, Now jump; they tell us the field of the deciding battle will be Egypt or perhaps India. Next! prediction “The war will N of battle!” Well, her L | HELP- HELP! e¢ goes Stick a pin in this OT be decided on any field STAR—TUESDAY, DEC. 21, 1915. PAGE 4, EDITORIAL PAGE OF THE SEATTLE STA t | HEARD SOMEBODY UP STAIRS - / GUESS I's A purGARI! 9 ey) PRESERVE IT HE matter of preserving neutrality is now largely up to congress. For months, fhe president has steered the ship alone and well, and Uncle Sam at least stands as well with the foreign nations as he did when the last congress closed. There have been no race riotings in this country and there is no present danger of war. While an American president cannot declare war, he can cause war and Woodrow Wilson has carefully and wisely avoided cause for war. Undoubtedly, the 64th congress will heatedly discuss war matters, and the warmth thereof will be reflected back upon its constituencies, Politic will be played. The dominant majority is small, which always means that politics will often be played at the expense of patriotism. Alread eral measures are proposed which cannot fail to promote local bitterness. Especially is there dan- ger in the attempt to mobilize the German-Ameri- can vote. It is to be hoped that the congress will recog- nize as its paramount duty the preservation of neutrality, both in discussing and in acting upon matters presented. Neutrality with honor we’ got. Let's hang onto it! IN THE olden times, men wooed with clubs. Now he wooed women have clubs of their own rried Man’s Troubles ‘ . ‘ . ) I'M GOING FoR Hep ll ‘By mall, out of city, one your, $4.00; 6 months, $1.00; ie yer month ap to @ months view, etty, 260 @ month, Entered at Heattle, Wash., postoffics me second-class matter R SSS WHY BUILD FLATS IN THE COUNTRY? MAKE a trip into the country on a Sunday after- noon and, when you get to the outskirts of town you'll find open fields mixed with houses and bungalows and flat buildings. Now, what use is a flat building in the suburbs? In our imperfect civilization it seems that numbers of city people aly ment MUST live in apart- downtown, near their work. But why build flats out where the space wide? Why inflict this unnecessary misery on chil- dren that could just as well have trees to climb and green grass to romp on? Why coop families up in these stuffy tene- when there are open spaces all about them? True, land owners sometimes can more money on their investments by building one roof to cover many families. But shouldn't citie are ment get refuse to allow the con- truction of flats where flats are not needed? Shouldn't this and every other American city conserve the health of its present and future work- ers by insuring them abundant fresh air and breath- ing spdte whenever it is humanly possible? WAIT, ILLGO with You! 7 Has Touch SLE DOIN’ WITH HIS LAUNDRY adder and did tt When You're Well KEEP WELL Another Article In The Star's Health Campaign Boing Conducted With Co- operation of American Medical Association } Many | with f. | larity, brus | do not brush t ib will The common fault is of hold ing the brush a0 that the bris tles brush across the teeth with a sideways motion. While this | more or less cleans the sur | faces of the teeth touched by || Get Into the tiny crevices where 1| food particies, that cause decay, turk had to inishiate a ne out, in some onnerey booze shop, i| right way t the t he must be there, but you beticher, nirs hoskins hollered at|/* #hown in the acoc anying | you pull in on time & walk strait,|hina [babes The brush in he 1 with t his wife says as he grabs his hat) 1¢ mandy, mr hoskins naid, 1) /T!stles upright. In this way t and busts outer the frunt dore corhed rite straight home joack of the teeth he met the guys and some were’ Ma. Corree Besos ENDORSES CARNATIOIN THE DO Coritire Closset & Devers The Coffee Wash. Oldest and Largest Roasters in the Northwest ttwen were did you get that cnt|#fe 11b. Tins 30c—3 Ib. Tins 85c. the dirt ts held shown In r Red C Christmas Seals are heralds of health. You can speed them by buying and boosting SCHOONER SUNK MAN IS DROWNED »:: for the GLO Brack To CHINA! ( BOUND . BY, FoR HONG KonG Hefore we make p our minds ther for of military prepared au that we plies from the work ras it can be ut of building and te t ary of | Manufacturt 11 do this t is right In hi tion in| Whether the government t tion of having our war-| should make ALL of its rifles, », | sh t by the government. In] machine guns, powder, ammuni | m inion, this is a correct policy tion, cannon, projectiles, uni | Everyone Should | BY HERBERT QUICK ! 1p is errs sl te { Train Industry Like an Army for National Defense, § Says Herbert Quick i | bullding of the mt) 4 forms, care, harness, saddies, blankets camp equipment and the like is another matter. Ge Drink Hot Water | in the Morning | ,.' | Wash away liver, and | before all the stomach, bowe! polsons breakfast. in and day eno a0) he | consti bilious ation, eadache, attacks, rheumatiam or aa To keep these poisons and toxins flushed from the stomach, tiv and bowels, drink | weit 1 limon a} will ¢ gf ontir tin nd almost 8 except a soyriah twinge which | r Pleasant. Drink phosphated r every morning to rid tem of these vile poisons }and toxins ’ like young fo our bl also to prevent thelr Grove | you felt before od, nerve: nd muscles became ated with | eccumul f ns, 1 all and hot water weet in or assumed the Job if ne mechanisn m None of them were gunmakers y, but all three together had the and bowe | equipment for making rifles, | mil! A n|gassy, acid stomach, you must| The factories of the world have bathe on the inalde Ike you bathe | been enlisted in the war yutside T v tly more im I do not believe that the goverr because the skin pores do|ment should or could matntain tn orb impurities into the|time © a factory force larg the swel pores do, fenoug supply it in time of war nown felan I bell it would be far better to train our for war as necessary in time of peace to tr soldiers to he ment in war, and to enlist st factories in the army And navy reserve Take a bit.of proof and illustra tion I happen to know of a contract for 2,000,000 agmy riflea which was offered in this country, No arm factory could be found which comd take it, Therefore a wood working shop took .the contract for the barrels, and a factoyy which had been makin vernment manufac ” inate private Th 1 be a good thing tut if it not sible f t HE dened VISCOVERS > PLum a PUDDING 5 In THE Wp ovo! CK SA — uilt in tin constity peration service, or the ertain| able to elim wagons, trucks, motor nment to of a great war {ts lmitatior Id be so bad a thing from a meet Hi tary point of view that it would cddie Herron and Madge De this factory work appearing !n a comedy skete at least, to some i is pigs ent, They're comedians, Il the natic engaged in the ent wars have be handicap by lack of factory ¢ it private-owned factorie service It seems to me that it is just ain factories as it is to train and equip mechantsm SATISFYING ——ACTS—— NOT A WEAK ACT AMONG THEM! RE’S WHAT THE STAR SAYS: digproved saw Here Is the Big Comedy Bill! You Can See It Daily at 2:30 for 10c and Or Twice Nightly at 7:30 and 9:10 for 10c, 15¢ and 20¢ “Birds of a Feather” —A Comedy Sketch—Great “Kirslake’s Pigs”—An Animal Screan—A Riot “Marie Dreams”—Lady Baritone—Beautiful Voice Martyn & Florence—Comedy Jugglers—Splendid Walton & Brandt---Comedy Talking Baseball—Ripping “Phasma”’—Spectacular Dancing Act—Gorgeous “Musical Hunters” —Instrumental—Fine—and The Mutual Weekly of World’s Events Don't Miss This Holiday Week Program PUDDINGS DISGUISED ei DYNAMITE las, two of the jolliest funmakers in Empress vaudeville, are ading the bill at the local theatre this week Kirslake’s pigs, another feature of the bill, are differ You ought to see 'm chute-the-chutes 15c By Allman