The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 29, 1915, Page 4

Momber of the Sertpps Northwest League of Newepapers Published Daily by The Star Publishing Co Phone Main 9400 GIVE THEM PUBLICITY, AND FITS! HE income tax being pronounced a failure, be- cause so many of the big fish slip thru its meshes, it is now proposed to tax the profits made in manufacture of war materials, in order to fight off government deficit. In other words, because scoundrelism has been rather successful, more cause and opportunity for scoundrelism. We don’t know how they're around the constitution and put a special tax on special profits, but there's no doubt but the income tax failire is largely due to its secrecy provisions and inefficiency on the part of collectors. Perjury and concealment, with politicians in office trying to make collections without hurting anybody’s feelings! It is an old story. And the cure, as usual, seems to be to make up the de- ficiency out of somebody who is prospering for some reason or other. it is proposed to create going to get THE BRITISH have let German submarines get STAR—MONDAY, NOV, 29, 1915. EDITORIAL PAGE OF THE SEATTLE STAR a CLEAN IT UP HE Goodier court-martial at San Francisco dis- closes a series of petty quarrels among the army aviators at the San Diego station, beginning with the appointment of Capt. Cowan as command- ant and continuing until the present time. Very possibly the loss of the lives of several officer avia- tors was largely due to the chaotic condition of the morale at the station, For the good of this most important branch of the military service that sort of thing should be peremptorily stopped. If the court-martial fixes, as it appears now it will do, the blame upon both factions in the quar- rel alike, every man in authority should be relieved of his command and sent back to the line. Uncle Sam's army aviators are as skilled as any in the world, given an even break. That they should have. Let's have a clean sweep and a fresh start, if essential to compel harmony. IT MUST make Villa red hot to have Carranza issue PAGE 4. IT’S JUST FINE O™! of New York’s biggest banks announces dhat “all trade was unmistakably better’ last month, and we have it from the Federal Reserve Board that, while belated, prosperity has reached the Pacific coast. This will please the Pacific coast immensely, About three months ago, something struck business on the Pacific coast. The majority of Pacific coast business men called it “Gen, Paralysis.” The Gen- eral dug in, entrenched, banked up, or whatever you call preparations to stay until knocked in the head and thrown out. It’s mighty good to be informed by bankers that “Gen. Prosperity” has got the range of “Gen. Paralysis’ " trenches and is already shelling him out. “DYCSE!” 66T)YYCSE!""—which means “Do your Christmas shopping early!” That’s one way you can make the shop girls and clerks glad this Thanks- giving season—get your Christmas buying out of the way so they won't be overworked as much as now Wy carrier, otty, the « month, tered at Keattle, Wash, postoffice ae d-cines matter, SWAT THIS HYPHEN, MR. WILSON! afternoon newspaper Sunday in- F ee ATTLE sulted the intelligence of its readers Dy at- tempting to drag into the port election the national- ity of the candidates. One candidate was English- born, it said, and another German. My, my! Wouldn't it be a terrible thing for Seattle to have a German-born citizen in public office? Or an English-born citizen? A paper that trades upon the Stars and Stripes is in poor business when it takes to emphasizing the hyphen in American citizenship. EVEN A PIG HAS HOMING INSTINCT! PIG taken to Red Wing, Minn., to market, broke away and ran several miles to its home, where it will now be kept as a pet. This is where Mr. Pig saved his own bacon. INSURANCE NOT NECESSARY HE safe in the office of a Minneapolis fuel com- pany has beer blown for the “12th time. If orders to exterminate his army. But you don’t see little old Mr. Carranza out doing the exterminating. It’s too almighty dangerous work. thru the Straits of Gibraltar. And yet she's quarreling the yeggs do it just once more they'll get caught sure. they were last year at the time of the annual last- minute Christmas rush. 1B with Uncle Sam on the ground that she has got a fine blockade. By Allma A Married Man’s Troubles NOW, | KNOW 1M LATE | PANSY WILL GET So DONT TELL ME ABourT IT- | HAD To | WEVE HAD ouRS FINISH UP SOME WORK. AND COULDN'T HELP rT- Outbursts of Everett True] — => ON, GREAT CAESAR, =/ WOMAN, Let ME ALONE! WHY ARE YOU FOREVER PICKING AND PULLING AT MY cuotHes fu el YAS SUH, MISTAN Durr -\’se GONWA FETCH WT RIGHT IN, SUH CAN'T You Tete ®Y DE TAsTe MISTAH DUFF HEY, PANSY, Do (GET SOMETHING DEN WHAT DoES IT MATTER 2 SAY PANSY, “MIS A LAMB Chop OR A PORK Chop? BO YOu THINK I WwouirD CARS How YOUR CLOTHES Look IF I Dimw'T MERCHANTS’ A B C ADVERTISING CONTEST Here’s a Chance to Make Money During Idle Moments —In two advertisements printed below are typographical mistakes. In one is a misspelled word, in another a typographical error. On the page is a coupon. Read the advertisements over carefully, locate the misspelled words, fill out the coupon, stating what they are and in whose ad they were found, and mail to The Seattle Star. The first two correct answers receivéd will each be given an order for $5.00 in merchandise upon the stores whose advertisements contain the incorrect words. All answers must be in The Seattle Star office before 2 o'clock Friday afternoon. They will be numbered in the order in which received prior to the hour mentioned, but will not be opened until after 2 o'clock Saturday afternoon. No one directly or indirectly connected with The Seattle Star is permitted to take part in this contest. This contest will appear each Monday for 13 weeks. Address all answers to A B C ADVERTISING EDITOR, THE SEATTLE STAR. Remember in making your answers that abbreviations will not be counted as mis- takes. Names and addresses of winners will be published at the head of this advertisement each Monday The prize winners last week were: Mrs. J. H. Pierce, 1102 E. Republican, and R. D. Switzer, 1517 Ninth Ave. coated, it is a sure sign that your Hittle one’s stomach, liver and bow els need a gentle, thorough clean fing at once. pale, doesn’t sleep, act naturally, ach sour, breath bad ache, sore throat, diarrhc cold, give a teaspoonful nia Syrup of Figs, hours all the foul waste, bile gently bowels have a well, playful child again. take this harmless bottle of “Californi which has children of all ages and for grown ups plain! of coun sits sold Fig Syrup any other kind with contempt ence Pike. —Adv SAYS WISCONSIN IS RIGHT F ! LOOK AT CHILD'S TONGUE IF SICK Editor The Star Wisconsin has started in the right direction. Now f flize, then free, all persons who have been sentenced to death, and 0 a all persons in the insane asylums When Constipated or Bilious ar probably will be mentally nor Give “California Syrup mal and physically able to work. of Figs.” Every one would be a healthy liv. ing example of the fruits of sin, If mother! If 4 person knew he would be mubject sterilization {f convicted of a , it would have more weight han present laws and those who are in nt fit to reproduce th any woman who had or 1s sh, stom en and would seek s mach er husband, as the a, full of co ’ d, I do not ¢ of “Califor. |sider fit rly raise children and in a few |Those children are just as dear to conatipated each of them as ever, and she hae food and sour |no right to deprive them of him or moves out of its little him of them without griping, and you! Regarding the Bollinger baby, I consider {t more of a crime to keep You needn't coax sick children to\a mentally deficient or crippled fruit laxative”; babe here than to let {t pass on, un iclous taste, and it ti) such time as metaphysics { more thoroly understood, when uch things will be handled suc Look at the tongue, When peevish, listless t eat or k cross undigested ¥ Ask your “drugs, 85.” | cessfully direct babies, M., Pacific, Wash on the bottle. Beware To be| WILL PLAN CO.OPERATION CHICAGO, Nov. 29.—To atimu California |late co-ope: bet Refuse any | bar you get the genut made by ask to ween farmer, ker and landowner, the conte on marketing and farm credits and the National Council of Farm Hollywood, 212\ers’ Co-operative associations will meet here today SAVE YOUR TEETH OHIO CUT RATE DENTISTS 207 University St. Opposite Fraser-Paterson ‘Teeth extract beolutely withont pain from 8:20 ¢ Lunch at the ranteed for 15 y. 4 Crowns rldgework nll Set Teeth Lady attendant mi each chair Amalgam Fillings. .50e to Gold Alloy Fillings to 81.50 Pun Washington Theatre FIST AVENUR Foot oF COLUMBIA 5 Best Show in the City Be HEATING STOVES 95c AND UP A with Coal and Wo AMERICAN FURNITURE CO. 1908 First Ave. Heaters and Mattresses HELP YOURSELF ¢. Better than having a rich friend t* yourself ur beat r in belng your own » have accumu Help yourself Pith ak American Mercantile ; Bank Milk contains more nutriment than beef—and the bet ter the milk the greater the nutriment. Our Milk and Cream are both prize winners and ideal for children. Our wagons deliver today's Milk today, PURE MILK DAIRY Distributors of Maplewood Prodacts 1812 Seventh Ave. MAIN 2545 First Prise in last week's Reetpe Content won by Mra an, 140 « > The Muoller Meats w Stall 100 Two Shope ELLIOTT 3530, GeO, P BENT COMPANY 1418 Third Ave, Half Block North of P. 0. If you want absolutely and see it made. RED SHIELD CREAMERY At the Bite Churn, in the center of the Westinke Public Mar- ket, Branch Fifth and Denny Way. fresh Creamery Butter, come in Ladies’ Suits Cleaned $1.25 Men’s Suits Cleaned $1.00 STONE & VALEN, Cleaners and Dyers 104 UNION ST MAIN Bart parte reat for on and Athletic Goods its, Wea full t ‘of Guns and Ammunition THEODORE WILTS 704 FIRST AVENUE to all purchasers showing Star ad Facts: Big Values--Low Prices Where stores Mighty—aa 3 andl & Boston Sampie Shoe Shop Co., in. SHhEONO AVE Vr rine a8 Second Vieor Fitel Ride CUT OUT THIS AD It is Worth $2.00 ON A $10.00 CONTRAT—GOOD UNTIL DECEMBER 6 UNION DENTISTS Over Owl Drug Co. m season is now on, Come in and see them ROSAIA BROS. 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